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8 The Local Buzz

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Dear Ed Thank you for the Local Buzz, it certainly is a fun paper, I have read it cover to cover (unusual for me) several times, I love it, keep buzzing. Nigel Lusack. Dear Ed We came down to Littlehampton May day weekend after looking the Local Buzz website, we all loved it, we had a fabulous time and I got to pick up a copy of your paper, we will certainly come back. Louise Read, Sidcup, Kent. Dear Ed Thanks for making me aware of the local dance and singing lesson on offer. Me and my 2 daughters are deciding which ones to attend. Mrs Farah, Broadwater. Dear Ed I love your paper I think it is great fun, I also love the Tonight The Night programme that on BBC1 on Saturday evening with John Barryman, it is a real feel good show just like your newsfunpaper. Jenny Spoon. Dear Ed Firstly, what a breath of fresh air your paper is. I went to my local gym in Bognor Regis and saw a pile of Local Buzz Newspapers. Just another Newspaper I thought, well how wrong was I, it is a fantastic paper. I sat and read it from cover to cover and it gave me the best mind Workout I have ever had. Daniel Rogers - Felpham Dear Ed Whilst sampling one of the local back street pubs in Worthing, I was a tad Bored. There was nobody in the pub apart from a couple arguing over What to watch on TV, but then I saw your paper. My boredom vanished, I was and am totally hooked, can’t wait for issue 2. Dianne Lowescroft, West Worthing.

SUDOKU TIME : First one Medium To Hard, Second Yep Very Hard, So they say..

Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV." Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him So I went down the local another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is supermarket, about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat I said, "I want to make a complaint, the peanuts yourself?". this vinegar's got lumps in it", "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. he said, The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" "Those are pickled onions". The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them

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Dear Ed Firstly, what a breath of fresh air your paper is. I went to my local gym in Bognor Regis and saw a pile of Local Buzz Newspapers. J...

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