8 The Local Buzz
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SUDOKU TIME : First one Medium To Hard, Second Yep Very Hard, So they say..
Three men, an Italian, a French and a Spanish went for a job interview in England. Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow. The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day." The Spanish was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV." Last was the French: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green...green...", I pink up the phone and I say "Yellow ?..."
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him So I went down the local another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is supermarket, about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, " Why then don't you eat I said, "I want to make a complaint, the peanuts yourself?". this vinegar's got lumps in it", "We can't chew them because we've no teeth," she replied. he said, The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?" "Those are pickled onions". The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them