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Covered Bridge Festival Schedule of Events Wednesday June 6th 5:30 p.m. Taste of Carter country-- Elizabethton High school cafeteria, !ckets 10 dollars

Thursday June 7th 3:00 pm. Ribbon cu"ng ceremony—Covered Bridge Park, Dennis Cove Band

Covered Bridge Fes!val Elizabethton June 7 - 9

3:30-10:00 p.m. Entertainment on the Bridge—Bluegrass and Gospel 3:30-4:30 p.m. --Dennis Cove Band 4:40-5:05 --East River Bap!st Church 6:00- 7:00 p.m. -- The Brother hood Quartet 7:15-8:10 p.m. -- Je# Sharp Band Cooking with Grass 8:30-10:00 p.m. -- Russell Moore and Llird Tyme Out 5:00 p.m.—Food City Social

Friday June 8th Entertainment on the Bridge--Country 4:50-5:20 p.m. —Dandyline Dancers 5:30-6:30 p.m.—Retroville 7:00-8:15 p.m.—CMT Recording Ar!st Jamie O’Neal 8:30-10:00 p.m.—Hillbilly Bad

Saturday June 9th 6:30 a.m-- Register for 5K Run and 3K Walk (Across from Picket Fence An!ques) 8:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m.--Yard Sale (East E Street) Rain loca!on Boys and Girls Club 9:00 a.m. -3:00 p.m.—Aerial Flights (Municipal Airport) 10:00 a.m. —Kids Fishing Day 11:00 a.m. –Li$le Mr. and Miss Hillbilly contest (Main Stage) 5:00-9:00 p.m.—Cruise-In, Carter Car Club (Elk Avenue) 10:00 p.m.—Fireworks Entertainment on the Bridge—Rock 2:50-3:20 p.m.—Mountain Rhythm Cloggers 3:30-4:00 p.m.—Trailblazers Cloggers 5:00-5:45 p.m.—Acous!fried 6:00-6:45 p.m.—Bullseye Band 7:00-8:10 p.m.—Jerry Pierce Band 8:30-10:00 p.m.—Collegians

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Johnson City Community Theater Presents

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Henry Reed Memorial Fiddlers Convention Becomes an Affiliated Festival of The Crooked Road

J6(% -(+#I% K((1% L('*#&"3% <&113(#8% P*+9(+$&*+@% V.+(% G% "+1%N%"$%$6(%J*2+%!"#M%&+%[3(+% _I+@%]"E@%2&33%5(%C#(8(+$(1%2&$6% "% 5"++(#% ")M+*23(1:&+:% $6(% 0(8$&9"378% #()(+$% &+)3.8&*+% "8% "% Crooked Road Af!iliated FestivalE% % J6(% P#**M(1% K*"1% (`()./ $&9(% 1&#()$*#@% V")M% -&+86(32**1@% 2&33% C#(8(+$% $6(% 5"++(#% $*% #(C/ #(8(+$"$&9(8% *0% $6(% <(8$&9"3% *+% R"$.#1"I@% V.+(% N@% "$% O% CE'. “The Henry Reed Memorial Fiddlers Convention presents high quality traditional music which exempli!ies the culture and music of the region”@% +*$(8% -&+86(32**1E%% “We are proud to recognize them as a Crooked Road Af!iliated Festival, especially during their 10th year. The Crooked Road region owes much to legacy musicians like Henry Reed and the music they have preserved for us to enjoy today.”% J6(% -(+#I% K((1% L('*#&"3% <&113(#8% P*+9(+$&*+% M&)M8% *00% *+%<#&1"I@%V.+(%G@%"$%B%CE'E%2&$6% 8$":(%C(#0*#'"+)(8%5I%$6(%Reed Family Band@% $6(% Crooked Road Ramblers@%"+1%State Line BluegrassE% % J6(% *31/$&'(% "+1% 53.(:#"88% )*'C($&$&*+8% 0*#% &+/ 1&9&1."38%"+1%5"+18%2&33%5(%6(31% *+% R"$.#1"I@% V.+(% NE% % X3"+% V"5/ 5*.#@% 26*% 8$.1&(1% "+1% 6(3C(1% C#(8(#9(% $6(% '.8&)% *0% [3(+% _I+%

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Storytelling Live! Heather Forest June 12

V*+(85*#*.:678% +(`$% $(33(#% &+% #(8&1(+)(% &8% -("$6(#% <*#(8$@% "% 8*+:8$#(88% "+1% ).#"$*#% *0% 0*3M/ 3*#(% "+1% 0"53(8E% e6&3(% <*#(8$% &8% M+*2+% 0*#% 0"&#I% $"3(8% "+1% *$6(#% 0*3M%8$*#&(8@%86(%6"8%#()(+$3I%(`/ C"+1(1%6(#%#(C(#$*&#(%$*%&+)3.1(% $"3(8% "5*.$% 3&0(% *+% 6(#% 0"'&3I% 0"#'@% 26&)6% 6"8% :#*2+% S.&)M3I% *9(#% $6(% 3"8$% 0(2% I("#8E% “I’ve been telling stories for 30 years and never shared much about my personal life”@% 86(% 8"I8E% “It just wasn’t something that came up. But at this point it feels like such a universal story that it rises to the level of metaphor. I’m 63 years old

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Last Chance to Visit TN State Museum Traveling Exhibit

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Fundraiser to Benefit Second Annual Food City Food Show Dreams and Wishes No Kill Animal Shelter and Friends

T(33I% -"''(3% "% 3*)"3% "#$/ &8$% "+1% )(3(5#&$I% 5"#$(+1(#% "$% L")6&9(33&78%&+%>#&8$*3%2&33%1*+"$(% X__% $&C% C#*)((18% $*% Dreams & Wishes No Kill Animal shelter 0#*'% B/GC'E% % T(33I% &8% "38*% *00(#/ &+:% .C% FY% 8).3C$.#(8% *0% “Broken Hearts”% 0*#% 8"3(@% 2&$6% $6(% C#*/ )((18% :*&+:% "% % '('5(#86&C% *0% ;<#&(+18%*0%FNHW?%2&$6%$6(%>&#$6/ C3")(%*0%P*.+$#I%L.8&)E%%J6(%0.+/

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1#"&8&+:% 2&33% $"M(% C3")(% *+% V.+(% O$6%"+1%$6(%"#$%86*2%2&33%5(%"33% +&:6$%2&$6%".)$&*+/8$I3(%5&11&+:% :*&+:%.+$&3%R.+1"I@%V.+(%N$6E T(33I% +*$(8@% “Thanks to the Loafer for featuring me when I had my very !irst art show at the Starving Artist in the February 2005 issue of the Loafer. I still have it as a great memento!”

<**1% P&$I% &8% $("'&+:% .C% 2&$6% FF% P*++()$8% eV-_/J]@% J#&P&$&(8E )*'@% eJ<L% "+1% >#&8$*3% -(#"31% P*.#&(#% $*% 6*8$% $6(% 8()*+1% "+/ +."3% <**1% P&$I% <**1% R6*2E% % J6(% (9(+$% 2&33% $"M(% C3")(% *+% <#&1"I@% V.+(%FB@%HQFH%0#*'%FQ%"E'E%.+$&3%G% CE'E%"+1%R"$.#1"I@%V.+(%FO@%HQFH% 0#*'% FQ% "E'E% .+$&3% B% CE'E% "$% $6(% L("1*2]&(2% P*+0(#(+)(% K(8*#$% "+1% P*+9(+$&*+% P(+$(#% &+% T&+:/ 8C*#$@% J(++(88((E% J6(% <**1% P&$I%

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Winged Deer Park Movies Under the Stars

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Town of Abingdon LOVE Unveiled June 7th

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Knoxville Hosts First Tennessee Brewer’s Summit

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2*#31%*0%5((#E J6(%D&+"3%8(88&*+%&8%$6(%>((#% _*9(#78%R*)&"3@%26(#(%"$$(+1((8% :($%"%)6"+)(%$*%'&+:3(%2&$6% $6(%6("1%5#(2(#8@%)*+$&+.(%$*% 8"'C3(%8*'(%*0%$6(%:#("$%J(+/ +(88((%5((#%C#*9&1(1%"+1%6"9(% "%:#("$%$&'(%8*)&"3&4&+:%2&$6% 0(33*2%5((#%3*9(#8E “This is the !irst time that everyone in the Tennessee scene will be organized into one location. It’s a great opportunity for the industry and a one of a kind chance for our ‘beer geeks’ to share brews and conversation with some outstanding brewers,”% 8"&1%P"#8*+E%!#*)((18%0#*'%$6(% (9(+$%5(+(D&$%$6(%+(2%J(++(8/ 8((%P#"0$%>#(2(#78%[.&31%$6"$%&8% ).##(+$3I%.+1(#%1(9(3*C'(+$E% J6(%>#(2(#78%R.''&$%2&33%5(% $6(%D&#8$%)6"+)(%0*#%$6(%C.53&)% $*%3("#+%'*#(%"5*.$%$6(%[.&31% "+1%26"$%&$%2&33%1*%0*#%$6(%5((#% &+1.8$#I%&+%$6(%8$"$(E J&)M($8%"#(%AYB%"+1%&+)3.1(% "%8*.9(+&#%$/86&#$%"+1%$"8$&+:% :3"88E%J6(#(%"#(%*+3I%FBQ%$&)M($8% "9"&3"53(%0*#%$6(%(9(+$E%J6(% >#(2(#78%R.''&$%&8%8C*+8*#(1% 5I%$6(%T&+:8C*#$@%$6(%J6&#8$I% Z#"+:(%>#(2%,`$#"9":"+4"%"+1% $6(%V*+(85*#*.:6%P6&33%Z.$E


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Immortal Prison

J6(% +*2% 1(0.+)$% e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

The paranormal inves!gators with whom I explored the premises including: VIPER, VIPER WV, Sisters of Salem, Spirit Seekers, Bedford Paranormal and The Ghost Writers.

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marked graves near the walls. This was in the early days, back before prisoners had rights.” 8"&1%>#"M(E%%X+*$6(#%&+$(#(8$&+:% 0")$%"5*.$%$6(%C#&8*+%$6"$%>#"M(% '(+$&*+(1% 2"8% $6"$% P6"#3(8% L"+8*+78% '*$6(#% 2"8% *+)(% "+% &+'"$(%"$%$6(%0")&3&$IE J6(#(% "#(% NNG% 1*).'(+$(1% 1("$68% $6"$% $**M% C3")(% "$% $6(% C#&8*+E% “Can you imagine how many were not”r%S.(#&(1%>#"M(E% =.#&+:% &$8% 3*+:% 6&8$*#I% +&+($I/ 0*.#% (`().$&*+8% $**M% C3")(% "$% $6(%C#&8*+@%GB%5I%6"+:&+:%"+1%N% 5I% (3()$#*).$&*+E% “Prisoners believed that if you died in prison,

you stayed in prison”,%8"&1%>#"M(E% U0% &+% 0")$@% $6"$% 2(#(% $#.(@% $6(#(% 2*.31% 5(% "% $6*.8"+1% *#% '*#(% 0*#'(#% &+'"$(8% 8$&33% $#"CC(1% &+8&1(% $6(% C#&8*+% '"M&+:% 0*#% "% '"(38$#*'% *0% C"#"+*#'"3% ")/ $&9&$IE% % J6(% 1("$6% C(+"3$I% &+% $6(% ;L*.+$"&+%R$"$(?%2"8%"5*3&86(1% &+% FNOBE% U+% FNGB% $6(% e(8$% ]&#/ :&+&"% R.C#('(% )*.#$% 1()3"#(1% $6"$%$6(%B%`%W%0**$%)(338%2(#(%&+/ 6.'"+(@% 5(:&++&+:% $6(% C#*)(88% 0*#%$6(%)3*8.#(%*0%$6(%C(+"3%&+8$&/ $.$&*+@%26&)6%$**M%C3")(%&+%FNNBE% “I’m a logical guy that uses skepticism and theory when investigating most claims of para-

Photograph of a shadow person taken during the inves!ga!on of the old WV State Peniten!ary by William Ondell of Bedford Paranormal, Alan May, founder (www.bedfordparanormal.com).


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Tribute Series to Bob Seger Downtown Bristol June 7th

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Dolly Parton’s Dixie Stampede Dinner Show

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Evie Ladin

New album: Evie Ladin Band

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The Residents of “Avenue Q” Are Moving Onto Barter Stage

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Hillbilly Bad

Top Musicians Form New Project Band June 8th

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June 5, 2012 • The Loafer, Page 25

The Best Man

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Bill Harley - Storyteller Grammy Award-Winning Bristol Public Library

Tuesday, June 19th, at 7p.m. Bill Harley, Grammy award-winning ar!st and storyteller, will be performing for the Bristol community as part of the Bristol Public Library’s 2012 Discovery Series on Tuesday, June 19th at 7 p.m. Bill Harley is a Grammy awardwinning musician, storyteller, author, and playwright who has carved out a reputa!on as one of the Þnest family performers in the United States. He is wise and wi$y at the same !me; his work portrays contemporary American life, with an o#-center bent. Harley is one of the most popular storytellers

at the Jonesborough Storytelling Fes!val. “As a rule, I have a hard !me Þguring out where I Þt,” Harley says of his mul!faceted career, “but I got into this because I’m trying to make the world a be"er place.” Join us for this entertaining performance on Tuesday, June 19th at 7 p.m. in the J. Henry Kegley Mee!ng Room at the Bristol Public Library. Reserved Sea!ng is $20 and general admission is free, if available. For ques!ons about this Discovery Series event or any other library programs, call 276.821.6148 or email marke!ng@bristol-library.


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