INVITE TO A CORPORATE FAMILY DAY WITH SCROOGE
Client: BGI (Barclays Global Investors)
eing, as I am; namely a squeezing,
wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching,
covetous, man; hard and sharp as flint,
from which no steel had ever struck out
generous fire; secret, and self-contained,
and solitary as an oyster; It gives me NO
PLEASURE at all to disclose to you that
generosity of a fathomless quantity has been extended
to you by the powers that be, who, in their infinite
misjudgment of prudence and propriety becoming their trade, would rather wish to celebrate the
season of good-will with you at a
musical performance called after my
name - SCROOGE !
Yet worse, this wanton
wastefulness and gaiety (to
which you are welcome) will
cost you but not one farthing!
A giant humbug in a hessian rag and a disgusted rant from Scrooge, pointing out the wanton wastefulness of the whole thing!
Humbug! Baah Humbug!
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Published on Sep 12, 2012