ops clipboard. After an awkward trudge through the deep snow, I arrive at our snowfall recording boards and note that the snow here is significantly deeper than at the base, maybe 10 inches total. There are several daily snow measurements to be taken once I reach the boards: 24-hour depth, storm total depth, season snow depth, 10 centimeters below surface depth temperature, snow crystal size and shape, foot penetration depth, current sky cover and precipitation. Back on the snowmobile I head out to do some conditions investigating. With a little over 4,000 acres of skiing to consider, there’s never enough time to gather data on all of it, so I draw on past experience to decide what zones to inspect. Since the cat hasn’t yet been out to groom these roads today, I encounter deep snow drifts and frequently strain against the steep inclines and weight of the machine.
“I yodel from time to time to help the guests keep a bead on my location...” As I speed through the backcountry maze of roads I’ll drag my foot through the fresh snow to check for crust and consistency and, from time to time, hop off and post hole out into one of our named runs to get a closer look at how things are shaping up. Since job No. 1 for a backcountry ski guide is to ensure the safety of the guests, my final task is to identify a slope which could be an avalanche hazard and dig a pit to take measurements and test the stability of the snowpack. After recording the results into an app which is shared by all of our guides, I climb back aboard my trusted steed once more and speed back to the Selkirk Powder guide lodge. Back inside, again I confer with my driver and assistant guide and lay out the morning ski plan. The snowcat is dispatched to the first run pick up and we head out the door to arrive at the top of Schweitzer’s Great Escape Quad chair in time to greet our guests for the day as they unload the chair. Once we’re all gathered and introductions are made, I spend the next few minutes going over safety and procedural aspects developed to ensure all our riders have a fun and secure day of shredding untracked snow. A host of issues are covered, including how to use the buddy system, what to do in the event of a tree-well accident, how to travel safely in our backcountry playground, what steps to take in the unlikely event of an avalanche and much more. After a final check to be sure that each and every person in the group has a functioning and well-charged transceiver as well as proper knowledge of how to use it, we’re finally ready to let gravity take over and begin the fun task of putting smiles on faces. Following a brief but detailed description of the run, I shove off and drop into the old growth forest. The clouds have all but vanished from the sky and the sunlight on the freshly fallen snow sparkles as I carve a heavenly path through the untouched canvas. The stress of the morning tasks fades away now as the fluffy crystals float up from the surface and dance lightly just over the tops of my thighs. I yodel from time to time to help the guests keep a bead on my location, but they can almost certainly follow the singular trail my skis have etched among the forest of giants. Finally sliding gently onto the cat road at the run’s end, I belt out a scream of childish glee. I may have skied thousands of other powder runs but the joy of one more never grows old. As the guests begin to arrive, there’s hoots and high fives all around. Once we are all present and accounted for, I announce happily in an almost fiendish and certainly sarcastic tone, “Please accept my apologies ladies and gentlemen but we’re going to have to do that another 10 or so times before you’ll be allowed to go home.” Climbing into the cat to head up for another run, I can’t help but think this might just be the best job a person could dream of having. n John Grollmus is an avid skier, local restaurateur and professional lead ski guide with Selkirk Powder Guides.
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