THE SEASON SO FAR LEEDS UTD V PORTSMOUTH For anyone new to this, I have attended seventeen Leeds Utd matches in a row without seeing them win. The last instalment ended after another high-scoring non-victory with a request for a 1-0 please. YEEEEEAAAAHHHHSSSS!!!!!!!!! 1-0!!!! DONCASTER ROVERS V LEEDS UTD Watching on telly, I have to be somewhere else an hour in so hope to be three up by then. Unbelievably, for the second match in a row and probably the second match in my lifetime, the team oblige as Lees adds to McCormack’s cracker for 3-0 after an hour! LEEDS UTD V COVENTRY CITY It’s a bloody good job I went to the Portsmouth game, otherwise gifting the worst team in the league a point in the last second would’ve made me pack it in, resigned that I will never rejoice again. LEEDS UTD V CARDIFF CITY Early Sunday kick-off, pubs in the centre suggest everyone is either at the ground or had a good night last night. The bar girl rightly ignores the only person in her pub shouting at a goalkeeper I can’t pronounce who can’t hear me. Otherwise, quite good. LEEDS UTD V BLACKPOOL Ahem… BURNLEY V LEEDS UTD Apparently this was on ITV. I didn’t know. I am a tosser. LEEDS UTD V BARNSLEY Rubbish. NOTTINGHAM FOREST V LEEDS UTD Eleven minutes from the eleventh minute is matched perfectly on the pitch when Snodgrass replicates the legend in the eleventh of those minutes. LEEDS UTD V MILLWALL Speedo. There’s only one Speedo. RIP.
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