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FEBRUARY 2022 Volume XLIV
Archivist Tea Time with Godiva’s Crown 0T1 JULIANNE ATTAI External: SkuleTM Archivist One of my favourite weeks of the year is Godiva Week. I experienced for the first time in 2019 as a doe-eyed frosh, and saw it evolve during my second year online. Over the holidays, I reached out to Kirsten Koehl, the inaugural Godiva’s Crown in 2001 for an interview to find out more about how the competition started, and how it has evolved in the past 20 years. What was Godiva Week back when you were in school? Godiva Week was just a lot
of fun back then and there weren’t a ton of rules - we were there to have a good time. We still had the chariot races, Mr. Blue and Gold, and Cannonball always finished off the end of the week. Godiva’s Crown was thrown in my third year, which was 2001. So that would have been the first year that it actually ran.
complete. Each activity was timed, so how long did it take you to cut through the two by four, how long did it take you to hammer in the nail, how long did it take to drill a row of screws type of thing. It was us power women doing these male tasks and showing them what we’ve got, that’s kind of how I saw it. They put on music for us, and then we just had to kind How was Godiva’s Crown of go and perform on the spot. invented and what was the In my case, I was a former first competition like? gymnast so I walked on my I don’t know if it even hands and spun around and started as a bit of a joke in did some cartwheels. We still the grand scheme of things. bribed the judges just the We were all given these like same as Mr. Blue and Gold typical masculine tasks to did, and we had an interview
part where we stood in front fun, because in my first year of the judges and explained I commuted. That was just why we should win. brutal. I’d fall asleep on the train sitting on the stairs Why did you decide to because it’s so jam packed. compete? So then, when I started Because I like competition hanging out but getting more [laughs]! And it was really involved in second year, that’s fun - I really liked being when I really started to have involved in Skule™. It wasn’t fun. Then third year just kind stressful at all, and we had of went to the next level; we people cheering us on as got into our specialties and we moved from activity to it just kind of takes a little activity in the Pit. bit more of that pressure off because you’re now doing What was that experience stuff you kind of want to like? do. It just made the whole I had so much fun at environment more fun. SkuleTM, I never felt down. Godiva’s Crown In fact, it was when I got continued on page 3 involved that it became more
Calculus or Attack On Titan? (Or What Da Vinci Taught Me) blurted out in a dorm room half-drunk at 3 am to a friend. When I first got into “Elon Musk, of course.” engineering, I had the The answer hadn’t chance to meet a lot of surprised me; there couldn’t different people and see a be anything more regular lot of their differences. Of than an engineer looking up course, being the inquisitive to a brilliant businessman. detective I am, I ask a lot of But as I started asking questions when getting to this question to more and know people. Annoying? more people (and started Maybe. But it’s also really to sober up), I realized that insightful when I realize almost everyone gave me a some questions really unite name in this list: Einstein, people. Tesla, Edison, Bezos, Jobs, “Who’s your idol?” Gates, Zuckerberg, Musk. This was the question I Again, no surprises here: ZEYNEP KELES Cannon Writer
The Deck of Cards Analogy pages 6 & 7
All scientists, businessmen and/or engineers who made tremendous impacts in their respective fields (and some of them made a sh*t ton of money in the meanwhile). But the true surprise came to me in an illuminating all-nighter before the finals week of my first semester here. In the caffeineinduced haze of solving linear algebra, I paused for a moment and asked myself the same question. My answer (although Calculus continued on page 4
2T2 Spirit Heads Interview pages 8 & 9
CREDIT: DAVID LOCKE
Fall 2021 Exam Cancellation page 10