SASQUATCH January 2012
SASQUATCH OR SANTA CLAUSE? A community movement in a small town in Washington is aiming for Sasquatch to be this year’s “new” Santa Clause. In the small town of Harmony, Washington
weekend, they were seen in the town square
the legend of Sasquatch is very real to the
protesting the idea. Signs held high had
citizens of this quaint little town, and evidently, a
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little too much. During the month of November, in a monthly town meeting, an unusual movement to involve the big legend in this year’s holiday
Go Home Sasquatch, We Want Santa Spread some cheer, NOT some hair Big foot ≠ Fat Man The city council in Harmony will decide
celebration was proposed. Theresa Rickman,
whether or not Sasquatch will be involved in this
mother of four, made the interesting proposition
holiday season on December 16. Until then,
of subbing out the Fat Man and making Big Foot
supporters will continue to support, and
this year’s Santa Clause.
protesters will continue to protest.
Oddly enough, this movement has been supported by many other believers within the Continental U.S. But with every new idea,
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however outrageous, always involves some controversy.
The United Methodist Church of Harmony is one such group that opposes the idea. Last
Article by: Joe Paul
Feeling Left Out... The adults of Harmony, WA feel that Big Foot is left out in the Holiday Season and feel that everyone should share some holiday cheer.
The glint of Wallaby’s camera casts a red shadow on the eyes of a mighty beast.
HE SEE’S YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING... ARTICLE BY: JOE PAUL
THIS PHOTO WAS SNAPPED BY GEORGE WALLABY WHO HAD BEEN CAMPING IN THE PACIFIC NORHWESTERN FORESTS IN WASHINGTON NATIONAL PARK ON THE 17TH OF SEPTEMBER. HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS TENT AT THE TIME WHEN HE HEARD A NOISE. HE DISMISSED IT FOR A RACOON OR ANOTHER PEST. HE IGNORED THE NOISE. LATER THAT NIGHT HE HEARD IT AGAIN, THIS TIME MUCH CLOSER. ANGRY AND FLUSTERED, HE RAN OUT OF HIS TENT TO SCARE OFF THE PESTS WHO HE THOUGHT WAS AFTER HIS FOOD. WHAT HE SAW INSTEAD WAS DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT THAN ANY RACOON HE HAD EVER SEEN. HE REPORTED OF A BEHEMOTH BEAST ROARING AND TAKING OFF INTO THE FOREST, BUT NOT BEFORE WALLABY WAS ABLE TO TAKE THIS PHOTO. WALLABY, TO THIS DAY HAS NOT YET ENTERED THE FOREST AGAIN. YOU CAN’T BLAME HIM, I’M PRETTY SURE THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU AS WELL IF BIG FOOT STARED INTO YOUR SOUL TOO. 
Big foot To the right is the mighty Sasquatch, flashing a rare, but charming smile. Below is Grandfather Bigfoot posing for the camera caught in the middle of a pensive thought
BIG FOOT LOVES NEW FANS! For People with new found interest in Big foot. Bigfoot, also known as sasquatch, is an ape-like cryptid that
because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding
purportedly inhabits forests, mainly in the Pacific
population. (not true) A few scientists, such as Jane Goodall and Jeffrey
Northwest region of North America. Bigfoot is usually described as a large, hairy, bipedal humanoid. The term "sasquatch" is an anglicized
Meldrum, have expressed interest and belief in the creature, with Meldrum expressing the opinion that evidence collected of alleged Bigfoot encounters
derivative of the word "sésquac" which means "wild man" in a Salish Native
warrants further evaluation and testing. Bigfoot remains one of the more
famous examples of a cryptid within cryptozoology, and an enduring legend.
Scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination
of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part
Beef Jerky, Sasquatch got his, now you get yours!
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Bigfoot will perform for you! Singing and dancing! One hour for only twenty billion dollars
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True Or not?
Some of the most latest encounters with Bigfoot have been proven to be made up! Yes, some people just have been wanting attention. So to provide the best stories we do not say
column on the left. They then sent it to us and we are still investigating. We can say that their has been passed evidence that Big foot Loves to mimic people. Article written by Anna
the claims are true until they are investigated by
A walk in the woods
our field team. On this page are stories that we are
Lola Banks was taking a hike in the
currently investigating, and are so interesting we
wooden region by her house in Wisconsin. She
will share them with you now.
was slowing down feeling out of breath when she looked over and there was Sasquatch
Just Grillin` In a trailer park in Western Kansas. A family of three spotted Bigfoot grillinâ€™ on their George Foreman Grill. After he left, they had taken a picture, and checked the grill. The only thing that was left was remains of Mushrooms. Supposedly our Big friend was having a little
staring at her. She said she stopped and it approached her. But then he dashed behind a tree. She looked around the tree and snapped a picture of him walking away. She said she was more interested in finding the Big Foot again and will be coming with us on our investigation. Article written by Anna
afternoon snack of mushrooms. The Family then
Yeah He is on Mars!
sent us the story and pictures to us.
Two scientists could not believe their eyes
Article written by Anna
Chilling with the clown A New York friend group of six were driving through Westmount, Oregon and noticed a rest place. They all climbed out of their car and sat on some benches. They looked further down the road and noticed....something. They used their cameraâ€™s and zoomed in on the object. The
You Decide: Real or Fake? These pictures were taken by fellow believers across various locations in the U.S. Some are convincing, some are a little sketchy. You decide: Real or Fake? Give us your input and opinion at:
Bigfoot on Mars?
Saturday when they took about a dozen pictures of Big foot on Mars (they were the ones who leaked the photo to us). Other than the pictures they could not prove he is on Mars so those two helpful scientist were fired from their jobs. ~continued on the next page
SIGHTINGS IN STRANGE PLACES Bigfoot on Mars Continued And so the brilliant scientists being fired anyway, had no risk in sending us a copy of one of the photos. This of course is still being investigated. But this may be a huge connection if Bigfoot does also live on Mars! Article by Anna Carr
Big Foot Demographics: Calculations by: Joe Paul
Here are the recent percentages/ demographics of Big Foot sightings in the U.S: A whopping 52% of recent sightings have reportedly on the â€œRed Planetâ€?, Mars! The next region, the Southwest, has housed 15% of recent sightings. The Northwest is accountable for 14% of sightings as well. (Mostly concentrated in the Rocky Mountain Region) At as sizeable 10%, the Midwest. A small 7% in the South. And bringing up the rear at 2%, the East Coast.
Big foot who goes to school. (Name: Nick Carr)
FINDING SASQUATCH 3452 Idiotic Lane Wargoville, CO 34987-3942
On A. Car 5623 Gurle Ave South Siide, AL