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Horoscopes / LINDA C. BLACK
Pearls Before Swine
DECEMBER 13, 2011
STEPHAN PASTIS
Today's Birthday (12/13/11). Your wings are itching to fly. Your nest is comfortable, but a glass ceiling is dissolving, giving way to new freedom. Love and communication flow with the greatest of ease, so resolve issues and get your message out. To get the advantage, check the day's rating: 10 is the easiest day, 0 the most challenging. Aries (March 21-April 19) — Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Today is a 7 — Love and creToday is an 8 — Get your projativity are all around you. Merects completed earlier, because cury goes direct this evening, you'll want to party later. Your which is perfect for clear comfriends want your attention. munications. A romantic dinner Lines of communication are could entice. suddenly clear. Taurus (April 20-May 20) — Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) — Today is a 7 — Shop only for the Today is a 9 — Focus on your things that you or others really goals. A new source of cash need. Confusion diminishes develops. The work routine setnoticeably over the next few tles in for the next few weeks. weeks. Old friends offer great You're gaining respect. Send new ideas. out invoices. Gemini (May 21-June 21) — Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) — Today is a 7 — Send off the Today is a 7 — Get in touch with paperwork for a raise in funda distant loved one. Your charming. You can solve the puzzle. ing personality can keep you out You have especially keen underof trouble. Love's less confusing standing and research skills now. for the next few weeks. Cancer (June 22-July 22) — Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) — Today is an 8 — Don't blend Today is an 8 — Chaos reigns, romance with finance. Take one so you may as well just flow with step at a time, especially where it. Review the financial plan. money's concerned. Have faith Brainstorming productivity soars in your own imagination. Try for the next month. Home something different. investment pays. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Today Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) — is a 9 — When in doubt, tell Today is a 9 — Your partners yourself, "It's getting better all and the experts in your network the time." Confidence and inspiare your hidden assets. Focus on ration are yours with the moon abundance, even if it's not obviin your sign. ous. Trust your imagination. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) — Today is a 7 — There may be a Today is a 9 — The work pace conflict between career and is hopping, and barriers dishome. Review your priorities. solve. Good fortune seems to Everything works out if you find you more often over the don't panic. You end up next few weeks. Brilliant innoearning confidence. vation arises. © 2011, TRIBUNE MEDIA SERVICES INC.
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