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ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL NAMED ANJALI. SHE DIDN’T HAVE A MOTHER SO SHE USED IT AS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING. ANJALI, HAVE YOUR BREAKFAST!!!

ANJALI, DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!

SOB, SOB, MAAA!!!

SOB, SOB, MAAA!!!

OH BABY!!! IT’S OKAY!

ONE DAY AT A SPEECH CONTEST

OH SHIT!!! I WILL JUST USE THE MA CARD AGAIN!

MAA WOH HOTI HAI JO...

SOB, SOB, MAAA!!!

DAD, MY TOPIC IS THE REIGN OF NAPOLEON. THIS IS A HISTORY SPEECH CONTEST

OH SHIT!!!

SHEESH... SOME PEOPLE!


AFTER THE KANYE WEST ESQUE ACTIVITY AT THE PRESENTATION, RAHUL’S MOM DECIDES TO HAVE A TALK WITH RAHUL RAHUL, I AM A BIT CONCERNED. I THINK YOU NEED TO GET MARRIED

PYAAR EKBAAR HOTA HAI...

OH MOM, NOT AGAIN!! WHO IS TALKING ABOUT PYAAR, I AM TALKING ABOUT MARRIAGE!

AUR SHAADI BHI EK BAAR HI HOTA HAI MAA!!! WHAT RUBBISH! THIS IS NOT THE 50S ! OR EARLY 90S BOLLYWOOD!

MOM, I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED AGAIN! I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE BEING SO...

OKAY, FINE... I AM JUST WORRIED... I AM JUST... GAWD, GET MATRRIED WILL YOU? I AM LOSING ALL MY HAIR JUST THINKING ABOUT DEALING WITH TEENAGE ANJALI. IF SHE IS LIKE THIS AT EIGHT... JUST IMAGINE!


THAT NIGHT, IT’S ANJALI’S EIGHTH BIRTHDAY!! SHE RUNS TO DOWN TO SEE WHAT GIFT SHE GOT! COME ON, DADI! GIVE ME MY GIFT ALREADY !

HERE YOU GO!

OH WOW, ARE YOU STARTING TO GIVE ME MONEY ?

THANK GOD, YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST AT BUYING GIFTS!

ANJALI OPENS THE ENVELOPE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

EK KISSA SUNOGI, ANJALI?

GOD, THIS IS THE WORST GIFT EVER!!


ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BOY NAMED RAHUL WHO HAD A BEST FRIEND NAMED ANJALI.

THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND LIKE ARCHIE COMICS!

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY BASKETBALL?

SUDDENLY TINA WALKS IN.

AIIIII.....AI....

NAH!

THIS IS MY CHANCE TO WIN... SURE, LET’S HAVE THAT GAME


ANJALI AND RAHUL START THE GAME.

YAAY, SCORE!!!!

SCORE AGAIN!!!!

I WIN, I WIN!!!!

WHATEVER! I GOTTA GO! OH-KAY. SAY, DOESN’T THAT GUY LOOK TOO OLD TO BE IN COLLEGE!

HI THERE! I AM TINA! I AM ANJALI AND THAT WAS RAHUL! HE IS MY BESSST FRIEND.

I KNOW! THINK HE FLUNKED A FEW TIMES, BUT I NEVER ASKED!

SUDDENLY, RAHUL COMES IN AND BLOCKS THEIR WAY.

RAHUL, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE F?

WE HAVE A RULE FOR NEW STUDENTS IN THIS COLLEGE, YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING CULTURAL!


TINA IS A BIT HESITANT AT FIRST, BUT THEN SHE STARTS SINGING.

OM JAI JAGDISH HARI...

AISI CHOTE CHOTE MINI SKIRT PEHNE se, AISI EXPOSEKARNE SE MAIN APNI PARAMPARA, APNAY SANSKAR NAHI BHULI...

AUR YEH TUM MAAT BHOOLNA! OH WOW

THE NEXT DAY IT’S MISS BRIGANZA’S LITERATURE CLASS OKAY KIDS, TODAY WE WILL STUDY ABOUT ROMEO AND JULIET... NOW TELL ME WHAT IS PYAAR... ANYONE, ANYONE, NOONE?

A CLASS FUL OF COLLEGE STUDENTS DON’T KNOW WHAT PYAAR IS... THIS IS GONNA BE AN EVENTFUL FOUR YEARS. PP...PP..PYAAR, PYAAR DOSTI HAI....

COME ON CLASS, DON’T MAKE FUN... LOVE, GAY OR STRAIGHT IS STILL LOVE AFTER ALL...

OH MY GOD, RAHUL YOU ARE SO GAY!!!

WHAT... NO.. I DIDN’T..

Oh God!!


THE NEXT DAY, THERE’S AN INTERCOLLEGE COMPETITION. THE TEACHER CALLS FOR RAHUL AND ANJALI OKAY, GUYS! THE GROUP THAT’S SUPPOSED TO PERFORM ISN’T HERE, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO REPLACE THEM!

OH PLEASE, DON’T PLAY DUMB WITH ME... I HAVE SEEN YOU DO YOUR ROUTINE A 100 TIMES. WHAT’S THAT SONG AGAIN, HAI HAI RE HAI YEH LADKA ...

BUT WHY US, WE CAN’T SING OR DANCE!!! TINA, WHY DON’T YOU JOIN US?

NO. I AM THE PRINCIPAL’S DAUGHTER, I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF TO BE A SINGER AND THAT BITCH DOESN’T EVEN CALL ME.. HMPH!!!!

SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

I DON’T KNOW. THE WHOLE COLLEGE IS GETTING IMPATIENT....

SUDDENLY....

WHAT THE... WHY DIDN’T SHE JUST JOIN US WHEN WE ASKED HER TO?

SOME PEOPLE ARE SUCH SHOW OFFS!


THIS IS BECOMING TOO BORING... I WILL JUST SKIP SOME PLACES.

RAHUL IS TALKING TO ANJALI USE DEKH KAR KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI, ANJALI, TUM NAHIN SMJHOGE!!!

YEEOW, RAHUL!!!! THAT’S DISGUSTING!

WHAT... NO.. I DIDN’T MEAN...

ONE NIGHT, RAHUL CAME TO MY ROOM AT NIGHT

HE GAVE ME A CHOCOLATE AND LEFT!

NOW IT’S GETTING STEAMY!

OKAY, THAT’S IT... I AM SKIPPPING TO THE END

RAHUL, MAIN JAA RAHI HOO... AND I COULD SEE FOR THE FIRST TIME HOW MUCH ANJALI LOVED RAHUL.... FOR THE FIRST TIME I REALIZED THAT I WAS COMING BETWEEN TWO BEST FRIENDS....

GOD, WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST FIND SOMEONE ELSE INSTEAD OF MARRYING HIM AND KILLING YOURSELF?


PLEASE, ANJALI., YOU HAVE TO HELP YOUR FATHER FIND HIS FIRST LOVE.... THIS IS MY GIFT TO YOU SHEESH... AND I THOUGHT THE GIFT LAST YEAR WAS BAD!!!

BUT THEN AGAIN, IF I GET ANJALI TO MARRY DAD THEN...

SHE WILL TRY TO GET ON MY GOOD SIDE BY GETTING ME ALL KIND OF GIFTS AND STUFFS... INTERESTING!

OKAY, MOM. I WILL DO IT. I WILL HELP PAPA FIND HIS FIRST LOVE.

SO ANJALI DECIDES TO SET UP HER FATHER WITH ANJALI.

NOW THE FIRST THING TO DO WOULD BE TO GET PAPATO REMEMBER ANJALI

PAPA, LET’S PLAY A GAME, I WILL SAY A WORD AND THEN YOU SAY WHATEVER COMES TO MIND CUTE? KATIE HOLMES

SEXY? PENELOPE CRUZ

ANJALI? ANGELINA JOLIE! VA VA VOOM!


ANJALI TRIES OTHER WAYS TO GET RAHUL TO REMEMBER HIS FRIEND THAT PLAN WAS A TOTAL FLOP. I WILL TRY ACTING LIKE ANJALI AND SEE IF IT WORKS!

JUICE, PAPA, JUICE JUICE

THIS GIRL KEEPS GETTING WEIRDER AND WEIRDER!

GOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING, ANJALI? LET’SGO SHOPPING RIGHT NOW!

GRR! THAT WAS A FAIL TOO!!!I WILL TRY DRESSING UP LIKE ANJALI INSTEAD!

GRR!!

THIS IS HOPELESS. I WILL TRY FINDING ANJALI INSTEAD ANJALI AND DADI GOES TO MEET ANJALI’S OLD HOSTEL MATRON YOU GUYS ARE TOO LATE. ANJALI IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY!

WOW, SHE HAS BEEN SINGLE FOR 10 YEARS BUT SHE IS GETTING MARRIED TODAY... LIFE IS SO WEIRD!


THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT!

THEY LOOK AROUND. ANJALI IS PRAYING

NO WAIT! WAIT, COULDN’T SHE JUST PRAY IN HER OWN RELIGION?

DON’T YOU WATCH HINDI FILMS? IT’S ALWAYS BETTER TO PRAY IN OTHER RELIGIONS, ESP IN CHURCHES.

NO WONDER I AM STILL STUCK IN THIS SHITTY HOSTEL.

SUDDENLY THE MATRON GETS A PHONECALL

MY GOD, THE KID’S PRAYERS HAVE COME TRUE. THE WEDDING HAS BEEN POSTPONED.

DAMN IT. IF I KNEW THAT WOULD WORK SO WELL, I WOULD HAVE PRAYED FOR SOME OTHER STUFFS.

SUDDENLY THE MATRON GETS A PHONECALL NOW TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT ANJALI

ANJALI, YOU HAVE A PHONE CALL

COMING, MOM!


ANJALI GOES DOWN TO ANSWER THE PHONE CALL. JUST THEN AMAN COMES IN. HELLO... HELLO!

YEAH, i AM COMING TO THE SUMMER CAMP FOR THREE MONTHS, UH HUH

OH SHIT! THAT AMAN IS HERE I WILL JUST PRETEND THAT I AM ON THE PHONE

SUMMER CAMP EH?

OH YOU ARE ON THE PHONE! PHEW!!!

NO SUMMER CAMP, NO SUMMER CAMP, NO SUMMER CAMP

THERE’S NO WAY I AM TAKING INSTRUCTION FROM A GUY WHO ISN‘T WEARING PANTS

THE TWO ANJALIS HEAD TO THE SUMMER CAMP

THE THINGS I HAVE TO DO TO STAY AWAY FROM THAT AMAN! !!!!


THE TWO ANJALIS MEET AT SUMMER CAMP

WHY IS YOUR NAME ANJALI?

THIS WHOLE THING IS TURNING OUT TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

PERHAPS MY MOM AND DAD LIKED SOMEMONE NAMED ANJALI AND NAMED ME AFTER HER DAMN IT!! THAT NIGHT, ANJALI IS WATCHING TV H EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE NEELAM SHOW. TODAY WE ARE... OH MY GOD THERE’S A GUY WHO CAME IN WITHOUT PANTS!

OH MY GOD, THAT SOUND S LIKE RAHUL! SO TELL US RAHUL, WHO IS THIS ANJALI?

ANJALI’S MY 8 YEAR OLD DAUGHER WHO LEFT FOR A SUMMER CAMP!

DID SHE ALSO TAKE ALL YOU PANTS WITH HER? WHAT, OH!!

ANJALI, I LOVE YOU. I REALLY LOVE YOU!

OH MY GOD, HE DOES LOVE ME! I AM FREE FROM THAT AMAN! WHAT, NOT AGAIN!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME I AM FALLING FOR RAHUL’S FAKE I LOVE YOUS


THE NEXT MORNING, ANJALI DECIDES TO BRING RAHUL TO THE SUMMER CAMP. HELLO, PAPA. HACCHOO

NOW TO BRING DAD HERE!

SERVES YOU RIGHT FOR GOING TO THE CAMP!!1 HELLO, PAPA. I BROKE MY LEG

THE NEXT CALL

OH YEAH, BABY... LET’S DO IT TODAY!!!

THE NEXT CALL

WHAT THE... I AM COMING RIGHT NOW! GOOD, YOU DESERVE IT!!

GOD HOW I MISS THE 90S WHEN EVERYTHING DIDN’T HAVE TO INVOLVE SEX

THE NEXT MORNING, RAHUL HEADS TO THE SUMMER CAMP.

ANJALI

RAHUL?

FINALLY ONE OF MY PLANS ACTUALLY WORKED


ANJALI AND RAHUL MEET EACH OTHER SAREE?

ANJALI

YEAH! NON SKIN TIGHT T-SHIRT?

RAHUL?

YEAH!

UMM, OKAY, WILL SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY!

LIL ANJALI WATCHES THE INTERACTION BETWEEN THE TWO LOST FRIENDS. GOD, HOW BORING! REALLY NEED SOME IDEA... COME ON GOD, HELP ME OUT HERE

BAM

OWWW!!!! COULDN;T YOU BE A BIT MORE SUBTLE ABOUT IT!


THE NEXT DAY, LIL ANJALI STARTS FIGHTING WITH ONE OF THE BOYS AT THE CAMP KIDS, THIS IS NOT THE PLACE TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

THIS GUY IS TELLING ME THAT GIRLS CAN’T PLAY BASKETBALL!!!

RAHUL, I THINK THEY ARE FIGHTING! OH! KIDS, WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING? OH SHIT! IHE IS TOO DISTRACTING IN THAT SAREE I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BEAT HER.

OH SHIT! I DON’T WANT TO GET BACK IN MY TOMBOY MODE AND LOSE HIM AGAIN!

YEAH, WHATEVER. JUST KEEP ON FIGHTING!

NOT AGAIN, OKAY, I WILL TRY STHING ELSE NOW.

YEAH, JUST KEEP ON FIGHTING!

THAT NIGHT, LIL ANJALI ORGANIZES TO PLAY CHARADE FOR RAHUL AND ANJALI . P.S. I LOVE YOU, THIS SHOULD BE EASY

HE SEEMS TO BE SIGNALLING I LOVE YOU!! BUT THERE’S NO WAY I AM FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN!!

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UMM... DIL... UMM.. PYAAR... DHADKAN???

OH BROTHER!!


SUDDENLY THE RAIN STARTS. OKAY, KIDS, GET AWAY FROM THE RAIN. RAHUL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?

I FEEL LIKE DANCING, WANNA DANCE?

UMM... OKAY!

RAHUL AND ANJALI SHARE A BEAUTIFUL MOMENT WHERE THEIR LOVE FOR EACH OTHER BECOMES EVIDENT TO EACH OTHER

GOD, ALL MY PLANS BACKFIRE, BUT THIs WORKS!!! OH WELL!

SUDDENLY AMAN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE

ANJALI!!!!

GOD, WHAT TIMING!!!!


ANJALI LEAVES WITH AMAN. RAHUL IS HEARTBROKEN. THEY LEAVE FOR THEIR HOME AS WELL. FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER LIFE, LIL ANJALI STARTS TO FEEL SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE ELSE. WHAT’S WRONG, DAD, YOU LOOK SO...

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING. I CANNOT LET ANJALI GET MARRIED TO AMAN.

IT’S NOTHING. I AM PERFECTLY FINE.

LIL ANJALI RUSHES TO AMAN AND ANJALI’S WEDDING. ANJALI MAKES A SAD FACE IN FRONT OF AMAN

I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING... MAYBE I CAN GET AMAN TO SYMPATHIZE

OH BROTHER... I WILL JUST DO WHAT I DID THE LAST TIME AND CANCEL THIS MARRIAGE

OH LOOK AT THAT POOR BEGGAR... HERE YOU GO LITTLE GIRL, HERE’S 100 BUCKS, BUY SOMETHING NICE!

THIS WEDDING CANNOT GO ON. IT’S AGAINST THE WIL OF THE UNIVERSE

THANK GOD!

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?


I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS!!! I AM GETTING MARRIED TODAY, NO MATTER WHAT!

AMAN GOES AND GRABS ANJALI BY THE HAND

COME ON, ANJALI. LET’S GO. AMAN, NO!

OH GOD, THAT AMAN IS OBSESSED, THERE’S ONLY ONE THING I CAN DO, PLAY THE MAA CARD LIL ANJALI GOES IN FRONT OF THEM MAA!!!

MAA???

OH MY GOD, IS THIS YOUR DAUGHTER... YIKES

OH SHIT, I AM TOO YOUNG TO RAISE A EIGHT YEAR OLD BRAT

OKAY, ANJALI... I WILL... UMM... I HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE

BUT AMAN!!

WOW, LOOK AT HIM RUN!


RAHUL COMES TO THE WEDING TO FIND LIL ANJALI WHAT HAPPENED? WHERE’S AMAN?

AMAN JUST LEFT.

OH, THAT SUCKS.

YEAH!!! SO.. HOW ARE YOU?

SO...

OH BROTHER, WILL YOU TWO JUST GET MARRIED ALREADY SO THAT I CAN GET ON WITH MY LIFE?

SO, RAHUL AND ANJALI FINALLY GET MARRIED. THIS IS FANTASTIC. GETTING MARRIED WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY FOR ANYTHING

THANK GOD HE WORE HIS PANTS TODAY!

THAT’S ALL, FOLKS! THANKS FOR READING!

The End Developed by TANZEEL ABDULLAH Edited by Ahmad Saleem, Neha Gupta and Akanksha Maheshwari Any comments: tanzeel.abdullah@yahoo.com


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