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BOB DYLAN WAS RIGHT THE TIMES THEY ARE CHANGING BUT IN ALL THE WRONG WAYS

BEING IN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE ON EARTH WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO ME IS PARADISE !

SHHH! LET ME UPLOAD ALL THE WEDDING PHOTOS FIRST!

THAT SUSAN. SHE IS SO EMOTIONAL ON FACEBOK ALL THE TIME. WHY DOES SHE DO THAT?

I THINK SHE IS AWESOME. MAKES ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT MY LIFE EVERYTIME I SEE THE TRAIN WRECK THAT IS HERS.

YEAH YOU HAVE A POINT!

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THE JOKER IS IN DHAKA , I MUST CAPTURE HIM BEFORE HE WREAKS HAVOC LIKE IN GOTHAM!

I FOUND HIM. ON THE ROOF OF THAT BUILDING.

THIS SHOULDNT BE SO HARD.

THE DARK KNIGHT

JUST ANOTHER ROUTINE NIGHT.

WHAT THE HELL?

OH SHIT!!

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OWW!!!! GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL! I WHATS WITH THIS CITY?

FOUND YOU!

BATMAN!!!! JUST GIVE YOURSELF UP!

SUDDENLY THE LIGHTS GO OUT

WHAT THE ….

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THIS CITY? GOOD THING BATS ARE NOTCURNAL! I CAN STILL GET HIM BEFORE HE REACHES THE ARMORED CAR!

THIS IS MY CHANCE…. ADIOS, BATMAN!

I HAVE THE FASTEST CAR IN THE WORLD, THERE’S NO WAY HE CAN REACH FASTER THAN ME

AFTER TWO HOURS

200 FEET IN 2 HOURS? THAT HAS TO BE SOME KIND OF RECORD :/

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NO BATMAN IN SIGHT! THIS IS GONNA BE THE EASIEST HEIST OF MY LIFE!

THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT? IT’S ALL EMPTY!

STOP THE CAR!!! THE WAY THE POLITICIANS TAKE BRIBES ITS LUCKY WE STILL HAVE THE CAR. ALFRED, THIS CITY ISNT WORTH IT.! JUST SEND THE BATPLANE AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!

JOKER?? GIVE ME A LIFT, WILL YOU? THIS CITY HAS NO PLACE FOR A PETTY THIEF LIKE ME!

WAIT!!!!

I AM SORRY, THE BOOK IS GOOD BUT IT JUST WON”T MAKE A GOOD MOVIE!

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SPORTS VANDALS EXIST IN ALL SPORTS. BUT SOME SIMPLE POLICIES CAN BE USED TO CURB THEIR ENTHUSIASM. HERE ARE SOME IDEAS.

WAIT, WAIT, LET ME GET RID OF THESE CHAIRS FIRST! MY WIFE’S GONNA KILL ME!

YEAH, ME TOO!

STOP, LOOK AT THAT FIRST!

OOH LA LA !

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YOU KNOW, FOR SOME REASON, I DON’T FEEL LIKE FIGHTING ANYMORE

YEAH, LETS JUST BEHAVE PROPERLY AND PISS THEM OFF INSTEAD.!!!

LET’S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE CALLS US ON STAGE!

LET’S GO!

EDWARD CULLEN IS SO DREAMY......

FUCK THAT. LETS GO

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I CAN’T WAIT!


SIDE EFFECTS OF

THE ECONOMIC RECESSION THE ECONOMIC RECESSION HAS HAD MANY ECONOMIC EFFECTS, BUT ALSO SOME INTERESTING SIDE EFFECTS. HERE’S A LOOK AT HOW DIFFERENT INDUSTRIES GOT AFFECTED BY THE RECESSION.

LET’S SAVE SOME MONEY BY GETTING RID OF SCRIPTWRITERS AND MAKE THE SAME MOVIE AGAIN AS A SEQUEL HANGOVER 2

MUSIC PROFESSIONAL SINGERS ARE TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE! LET’S TAKE THIS STRRIPPER, AUTONE HER VOICE AND MAKE HER AN INTERNATIONAL SENSATION. KESHA


TV SCRIPTS AND STARS, IN THIS ECONOMY WHO CAN AFFORD IT?

. NO PROBLEM. LETS JUST FILM A BUNCH OF INBRED IDIOTS AND CALL IT REALITY TV. CHA CHING.

BOOKS LETS JUST GO HOLLYWOOD AND TAKE A STORY FIT FOR ONE BOOK AND DRAG IT OUT TO FOUR BOOKS AND SELL IT TO TEENAGERS.

POLITICS

GETTING CAMPAIGN MONEY IS GOING TO BE REALLY HARD DURING THIS RECESSION. I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT TILL YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN TO CAPTURE OSAMA.V

BRILLIANT IDEA!


TRAVELLING HAS BECOME A COMPLETE BORE!

I KNOW, PHOTO UPLOADS, STATUS UPDATES, COMMENTS…. REALLY MISS THOSE DAYS WHEN ALL YOU HAD TO DO TO MAKE PEOPLE JEALOUS WAS TO JUST NAME DROP PLACES YOU WENT TO.

I HAVE BECOME A HUGE FAN OF LADY GAGA,… SERIOUSLY? ARE YOU,… SHHH!! JUST GO WITH IT.THIS IS THE ONLY WAY MY KID WILL STOP LISTENING TO THAT CRAP. NO TEENAGER WANTS TO LISTEN TO WHAT HER MOTHER LIKES. UHH!

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THE

LOUD

FLATMATES GIRLFRIEND HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FLATMATE WITH A GIRLFRIEND WHO IS A LITTLE TOO LOUD FOR YOUR TASTE? HERE ARE SOME IDEAS ON HOW TO CURB HER ENTHUSIASM!

1. SET THE FIRE ALARM

COME ON, BURN FASTER, FASTER!!!

DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING!!

Syphillis is a grave disease that can cause

YEOOW!!

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HEY! DUDE DID YOU KNOW THE WATER IN THE TOILET SPINS COUNTERCLOCKWISE?

BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO…

OH GOD, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL!!!

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MY PROFILE PICS HAVE BECOME SO BORING! TIME TO GET A NEW BOYFRIEND

IF THIS EVER GETS TO THE MEDIA, WE ARE DONE FOR.

DON’T WORRY. WE WILL JUST GET SOME CELEBRITY TO DO SOMETHING STUPID AND PEOPLE WILL FORGET ALL ABOUT IT. I HEAR CHARLIE SHEEN IS AVAILABLE.

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EDITED BY ZUBIER ABDULLAH and AYESHA MAHMOOD


Creative Explosions Issue One