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"The sult differen ce sc the D ore that betwee n score U site an came ou my ret d the thro mad was 10 mark marksh ugh e to eet wait s, an i fina fo d l Even ly found r a wee I was k o way for that ut my re before I had to so al sc ore. took uth c to go t a real hem an mpus, w all the m h -Ayu arkshee our to g here it ive m t." shi S Eng e my lish harma , KN C 3r d

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"I was the only student in my batch to have opted for the Maths optional paper in my second year. I was stunned to see the optional column of my mark sheet filled with the word Pol. Sc. Further, the marks column said "absent". In totality, my aggregate has been squarely slashed down by 50 marks, all for a Maths paper which I appeared for," Sahil Ludhani, 3rd Year, B.Com, SRCC

ts, rkshee a m r u o of getting 4 marks out "Upon t ed a h c t dedu t lised we rea 25 had been he t of one of in s k a total r a our IA m inciples of Ec d o m o r f le Pr y revea apers, main p urther enquir mittee .F om nomics ration C ne this e d o M o e that th iversity had d "n es too. U g e e ll h o t c f r o e o eral oth darshini, Ec for sev a y i r C ka P Priyan d Year, SRC n 2 Hons.

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DU Beat - September 16, 2008