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DISGUSTING!!! by Ria Sen English Hons (1st Year), Lady Shri Ram College
As I entered my ancestral home the rusty gates hung on their hinges and I saw an overrun garden adorned with shriveled devils trumpets carpeted with sticky, blackened moss. Colossal ugly moths flitted about like furry tennis balls with mottled papery wings. A daunting blight covered tree lay putrefying in the corner. On a bough, nested high up was a mammoth honey-combed wasp hive. The orange-hued creatures swarmed out in cloud-like hordes, thier bodies scuttling over the withered bark.
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Ammaji…Can I get pregnant if I have sex during my periods? YESH, YESH, YESH! I was a victim of the same misinformation till experience got the better of me! You CAN get pregnant while you are bleeding. Sometimes ovulation can occur before the bleeding from your period has stopped, or it may occur within a few days after your period is over. In both cases, having sex before your period is finished can result in BOOM BOOM BOOM. Having unprotected sex at any time, including when you're menstruating, is very risky… what with STDs and all that rock-n-roll. So, of courshhhh…there is never a 0% ‘safe period’.
Hickey Help, Amma. How do I heal a hickey as fast as possible? My Mom will freak out if she sees it.
Sorry, but there is no "fast way" to get rid of a hickey, other than being patient. Anyway, what makes you think that your mom will "freak out?" Does she even know that you have a girl or boyfriend? Remember, your mother perhaps went through the same thing when she was a teen. Of course, you have a range of cover-up options, such as make-up, and creative uses of shirt collars, scarves, and turtlenecks in the winter, a huge Komolika tattoo, or just say, “My Kitty is getting really naughty these days. Just loves testing her paws on me…”. Who on earth would know the ‘real Kitty’.
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La la la la…Mere jism ka shola…Pepsi, Mirinda, CocaCola. So, which drink did you have- ‘Sex on the beach’, or ‘Achie-Breakie Heart’? Tell me, tell me…. Oops…ok. That sounds like a really “gnashhowcouldIdoit” situation. First things first — if you are not on birth control and you don't want to be pregnant, you might want to consider emergency contraceptive pills (ECPs). ECPs can reduce the risk of pregnancy if started within 120 hours of unprotected vaginal intercourse. They work best when taken within 72 hours — during this time they can reduce the risk of pregnancy from 75 to 89 percent. It might also be a good idea to make an appointment with a sexologist who you can talk with about being tested for sexually transmitted infections. Making the choice to use alcohol or other drugs does not mean that you forfeit the sexual decision-making rights to your body. But, believe me, it’s not the end of the world. I’ve had plenty of such messy moments; what with the brilliant country liquor found down here in the backwaters.
ARIES (Mar 21-Apr 20) You need to change your attitude towards life and take on a more responsible and meditative approach. Don't overlook suggestions and concepts as they may prove profitable in the long run. You need to be more stable and dependable for your own self and for others as well.
TAURUS (Apr 21-May 20) A favourable time for you to direct your mind towards the resolution of problems, creating plans and schedules. Do not spend time to predict what the outcome will be. Rather, focus on action & completion of the task.
GEMINI (May 21-Jun 21) The cards show balance and harmony; the kind that comes after a storm, violent eruption or a mojor change. Things feel good. There is order in nature once again.
CANCER (Jun 22-Jul 22) An ideal time for you to come up with best of ideas and innovations. Your imagination is at its fertile best and you should experiment with new techniques and explore new vistas.
LEO (Jul 23-Aug 23)
Though you are trying to cope with hardships, you are not succeeding too well. Your efforts are not of the desired strength or intensity. Also, attempting to take care of everything by yourself is not an intelligent thing to do.The process should involve a lot more than that.
VIRGO (Aug 24-Sept 23) There is a great upheaval in your life and routine. Rivals and opponents seem to surround you at every junture. Stick to your guns and donot allow people to treat you like a doormat.
LIBRA (Sept 24-Oct 23) You need to meet all troubles and hazards with an open, positive approach. Encash your reserves of will and belief so that you are able to face these situations. Though unforeseen challenges gather ahead, do not feel entrapped.
SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov 22) Depend upon yourself. Give yourself the credit of being able to look at issues analytically, sharpen your intellect. You need to be cool and level-headed and donot get too sentimental while taking a decision on the course of action.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 23-Dec 21) The cards symbolise stability, ambition, compassion, protection and understanding. Be ready to give peace, security and care. The position favours all kinds of association which are dignified.
CAPRICORN (Dec 22-Jan 21) Your ideas and schemes will bear fruit; heed your intuitions and grab the chance the fate offers you. You may also see an opening from which you could benefit.
AQUARIUS (Jan 22-Feb 19) Listen to words of a well-read and a knowledgeable person, someone who will be able to show you the path to growth and self-development. This will not only increase your wisdom, but will also lead to positive outcomes.
PISCES (Feb 20-Mar 20) You are relying heavily on others to assist and aid you. This will lead to dependence and insecurity. Try to be more confident and self-dependent, instead.
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