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ACE MOORE
Coach and owner of the N. Y. Football Giants, suc ceeds the retiring Tommy Myers as Athletic Director at the Prep.
LUDGER DITZEL
Dramatic coach of Elizabeth circles.
GEORGE FOLEY
Publishes book, "Grace and Poise in Cheerleading.”
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W A LLY WALICHOWSKI Succeeds Teddy Rembisz as Mayor of Bayonne. TEDDY REMBISZ
Resigns as Mayor to accept Latin Professorship at Notre Dame.
JOHN REGAN
Secures the Capitol Theatre (Union City, of course) to produce his minstrel shows.
ED KANE
Scores 21 baskets, 26 assists as Jac Srs. win championship of the Greenville Professional Cage Loop.
LARRY MURCHAN
Designs the new stadium for Jersey City.
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Covers .the century in 8 % seconds.
JOE BRUDER
Receives honorary degree from Oxford in recognition of his translation of Homer’s Iliad.
W A LT MURAWSKI
Chief of the Bureau of Missing Persons, searching for Joe Kutyla.
ED HAMILL
Having just revised Bennett’s Latin Grammar, gives his yearly predictions to the press. Here is what the universal seer forecasts:
DON SMITH will make barrels of money as an understudy for Stan Laurel— TED KRAMER will become an expert picker of blossoms from century plants— GERAGHTY will attain fame as a singing waiter— CONNELL will write a book of decorum that will astound the world— CLEARY’S quest for a motion slower than an Erie train will never know success— ORMSBY’S concerts in Carnegie Hall will shame Paderewski— KILLEEN will find his vocation in Armour’s as a pork expert— DILLON will be a great man in the horseshoe-pitching game— DONNELLY’S "Ad vice To The Lovelorn” will enlighten mankind— KIRSCH and KOERNER must cer tainly appear in one of those advertisements entitled "Before and A fte r”— H AG GERTY will miss his calling if he does not take up professional dancing— In about thirty years CROTTY may obtain a driver’s license, and CARQUE will make us for get his middle name— CARMODY will do nothing but sell pretzels— If he perseveres, GAR RAH Y may finally reach second base in one throw— GIBNEY and HASSMILLER will play on the same professional basketball team— EMME and BEDELL will put Vanderbilt and Sir Thomas to shame in the 1970 Cup races— If MUNDE doesn’t get rid of that pipe, he’ll never get any place.
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