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Bad Girl Entertainment and Speedy Clean Services are proud to present the 1st Annual Running of the Dogs: Pamplona comes to San Diego!

Hello to all our friends worldwide! You are cordially invited to the 2011 running of the dogs festival! After running with the bulls w my good friend speedy this year we thought what a better way to bring this amazing tradition back home with us than to run our favorite 4 legged furry friends? Now please keep in mind, as avid PETA supporters we will simply be running the dogs to simulate the madness of the bull running on a much smaller scale in what we are hoping is going to turn into a traditional carried out annually for hundreds and hundreds of years to come! No dogs will be hurt and those who attempt to alter any of the dogs states of mind in any way will be escorted from the festival grounds by San Diego Police Department. Come and be one of the first entrepreneurs of the craziest festival south of the 54 but north of the 905, and west of the 805 but east of the 5! As opposed to the insane 9 day festival the Spanish celebrate religiously every year, this will be 9 days of fun condensed into one night. This is due to the fact that most people would not live past the opening day of the actual ceremony in Pamplona. Speedy and myself were 2 of the few straight shooters that did survive July 6, 2011 (YouTube video). The 9 days of fun begin with a day of pouring sangria and Spanish wine all over each other (YouTube video). This will begin at 10pm and go until we are all out of red drank. After that we will sing the ceremonial chant sung before each encierro. We will then have 8 encierros which will consist of 12 dogs each. What will be occurring here is we will have 6 male dogs and 6 bitches in the pen (Speedy's room). The dogs will be released from speedys room and prior to releasing the dogs a firecracker will be ignited to mark the ceremonial opening of the gates (Speedy's bedroom door). From here the dogs will run approximately 40 feet to the kitchen through rampid hallways. As soon as all the dogs have left speedys room a second firecracker will be lit to communicate to the runners that all the dogs are now en route to the kitchen. Once all the dogs reach the kitchen a third and fourth firecracker will be set off to send notice to all participants that all the dogs are in the dog ring and the actual encierro has now commenced. the encierro will last 60 seconds to keep the dogs stable throughout the entire night as well as the participants. Rules: 1. If you fall during a running you must stay down as to not alter any other runners position. 2. No cameras will be allowed on any of the participants running. Spectators will be allowed to take photos and video but only with a media pass. Please email speedy for all media pass inquiries as only a handful will be available for selected top media networks. We would like to thank our three media sponsors: CNN, Fox and Televisa. Without them who knows where the planning of this festival would be. Any affiliates to these stations will be granted full access to the festival along with media access and a commemorative festival t-shirt. 3. One must speak in Castellano during each encierro (i.e. joder, co単o, macho, ostia, mola, guay, cojones, flipando, croquetas, jamon, sangria, tio, etc.) Attire: one must be dressed in white from head to toe to be allowed into the premises. The only exception to this rule is the traditional red scarf and sash. One must have some sort of poultry or dog bait in the pockets of their trousers to allow the dogs odor senses to simply be overwhelmed with positive vibes and emotion. This will make for the absolutly perfect combination for pure good


vibrations (YouTube link). Absolutely no Michael Vick attire will be allowed near this house. NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE! No hats, jerseys, racist attire (especially no white KKK getups), will be allowed anywhere near this family function. Team gear absolutely not allowed in the premises: Yankees, Dodgers, Raiders, Patriots, Bruins, Celtics, Giants, Braves (Micheal Vick Virginia Tech will be permitted out of respect). Hotel accommodations: for those traveling from various parts of the world we will be offering a bed and breakfast at Speedy's house. Please email Speedy for hotel inquiries as space is extremely limited and all available slots are nearly booked! We already have confirmed visitors from the following countries: Spain, Iran, Mexico, France and Italy. Come be a part of history! Cost: due to the high demand we have already had for tickets we will be offering free full access admission until we reach capacity. Already having received emails in the thousands we feel it is best to RSVP as soon as possible to guarantee a spot inside the festival. Trust me folks, you do NOT want to be left on the outside watching in for this event. After capacity has been reached we will be offering viewing tickets at the price of $10 a person. A viewing ticket will give you access to most of the festival, but this ticket does not give the ticket-holder access to the inside of the house. A viewing ticket simply allows the ticket-holder to watch outside from the comfort and safety of one of speedys many doublepane windows. Pre orders will also be available for the 2012 Running of the Dogs beginning August 14, 2011. ¡¡¡¡¡VIVA SAN FERMINES!!!!!


Running of the Dogs!  

Bad Girl Entertainment and Speedy Clean Services are proud to present the 1st Annual Running of the Dogs: Pamplona comes to San Diego!

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