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WE HAVE THE POWER So it looks like what happens in Queensland is going to decide Elect ion 2010. Can’t we just make Mal Meninga the nation’s leader now so we can all get on with our lives? FESTIVAL-RAMA We’re st ill a couple of months out from summer, but already it’s looking like another epic season of fest ival fun in the sun with big announcements through for Summafieldayze and Sunset Sounds this week. We need a holiday just thinking about it… WE’VE GOT THAT VIBE With so many boutique labels going the way of the dodo, it’s good to see little Aussie battlers Creative Vibes rising from the ashes after 18 months on hiatus. Hopefully we’ll see the re-emergence of the local elect ronica EP/album release on the back of it…

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RICH BITCHES Thank goodness Julia Gillard scrapped the planned tax on mining companies – with Clive Palmer holding his position at the top of Queensland’s rich list with a paltry personal worth of $6.48 billion, and QCoal owner Chris Wallin leaping into second with a mere $2.5 billion, we can understand why the poor guys weren’t too happy about K-Rudd’s proposal… A TOUCH OF GLASS The glassing incident at the Victory in the early hours of Thursday morning is being hailed by traders as an indication that the governmentenforced glass ban doesn’t work. But we can see it being used as an excuse by the relevant authorities as a good reason to ban beer bottles as well. Un-Aust ralian. Oh, and well done to the fucktard glasser… CRAZY KAT We don’t know whether to be amazed or bemused by National Party senator Bob Katter’s elect ion campaign Ad. He’s either the political equivalent of MacGyver or a satirist of the highest order…

THE LINEUP ISN’T even out yet, but the Good Vibrations Festival team are confident in what they’ve got on offer as they’re offering pre-sale tickets to Jam Music members already. Word is you can expect a line-up announcement midSeptember... PRODUCER MARK RONSON has lured in some impressive names for his third album Record Collection (due out September) including Q-Tip, Wiley, D’Angelo and the London Gay Men’s Choir. Following zany fi rst single Bang Bang, the recently released second single Lose It (In The End) featuring Ghost face Killah is equally dope. Another high five to Ronson... THE PRODUCER OF the fi rst two Star Wars fi lms, Gary Kurtz, has revealed he walked out on Return Of The Jedi after creator George Lucas changed the initial dark direct ion of the trilogy closer. Lucas has also released cut footage from Jedi showing Luke Skywalker making his lightsaber. Fascinating st uff... SPEAKING OF AWESOME trilogies, Toy Story 3 is now officially the highest grossing animated film of all-time, and in the process has taught Mr Lucas that you don’t need Ewoks to close a trilogy on a high... WELL DONE TO the youngster with fine aim who hit Justin Bieber in the head with a water bottle at a gig last week, totally redeeming him or herself for being at his concert in the first place. Well done Biebs for keeping on playing – prima donna rockstars take note...

A NEW SUMMA

DAVID GUETTA

The summer fest ival season is always entertaining and Summafieldayze usually provides a good portion of the fun. The 2011 instalment is set to be no different, with David Guetta, Miami Horror, Riva Starr, Bob Sinclar, Boys Noize, N*E*R*D, Erol Alkan, Tinie Tempah, Yuksek, Chromeo, Dennis Ferrer, Claude Vonst roke, Plump DJs, Just ice and Armand Van Helden. Summafieldayze takes place at Doug Jennings Park on Sunday 2 January. Tickets on sale via Ticketmaster and inthemix.com.au from 9am, Thursday 19 August.

PEACHES

SUNSET FALLS

Sunset Sounds is set to enter 2010 with a bang thanks to a massive line-up that includes Public Enemy, Interpol, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Klaxons, The Living End, The National, Angus & Julia Stone, Tame Impala, Ladyhawke, Cold War Kids, Peaches, Paul Kelly, Hot Hot Heat, Ash Grunwald, Children Collide, Cloud Control, Boy & Bear, Yacht Club DJs, Washington, The Bamboos, Tijuana Cartel, Chris Baio and more. Sunset Sounds takes place Wednesday 5 – Thursday 6 January 2011 at the Brisbane Botanic Gardens. Tickets available through Ticketek.

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In operation since 1998, the Red Bull Music Academy has been pulling together the disparate threads of the music world to provide fresh faced talent an opportunity to meet pioneers of days gone by, check gear, play clubs, swap musical visions, discover secrets, attend lect ures and collaborate in st udio sessions. On the other hand, the RBMA Tour makes it possible for everyone and the select few to join in the fun. The latest offering focuses on truly cutting edge bass music, drafting Martyn (3024), Illum Sphere (Fat City/3024) and Tokimonsta (Brainfeeder Collect ive) for a series of mind blowing shows, one of which happens at Family Saturday 18 September. Tickets $15 + b/f through Moshtix.

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GENERAL OUTLOOK A little spring clean might help lift your spirits. Otherwise you could smoke ice and sexually assault a rabbit. AQUARIUS (20 JAN TO 18 FEB) You need to get out of your current relationship. It’s a prison. It’s like The Shawshank Redemption without the hope. And the sodomy. PISCES (19 FEB TO 20 MAR) As the fish, you may find yourself gutted, scaled, fi lleted and eaten this week. And that isn’t a metaphor. ARIES (21 MAR TO 20 APR) Don’t answer the phone or your front door after 9pm this week. Only cops and bad news come calling that late. TAURUS (21 APR TO 20 MAY) Try to reinvent yourself this week. The old you clearly isn’t working and I don’t think there’s any point trying to continue that way. GEMINI (21 MAY TO 20 JUN) What makes you think you can take a $400 shopping trolley to transport $40 worth of groceries home? Why not abduct the check-out girl as well? CANCER (21 JUN TO 21 JUL) Your latest torrid romance will end abruptly when your lover is arrested on suspicion of being a fict ional character. LEO (22 JUL TO 21 AUG) My anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hon. You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don’t lose that butt. VIRGO (22 AUG TO 21 SEP) Those terrible secrets you’re keeping locked inside will come out this week when you start talking in your sleep on the bus. LIBRA (22 SEP TO 22 OCT) Watching the sun come up makes you either an early riser or a drug addict. Try to get a healthy sleep pattern going. SCORPIO (23 OCT TO 21 NOV) Your inability to maintain an erect ion will become public knowledge when it is mentioned on Ashton Kutcher’s Twitter account. SAGITTARIUS (22 NOV TO 20 DEC) A fine dining experience will go pear shaped when you accidentally swallow a lit candle and begin hyper ventilating. CAPRICORN (21 DEC TO 19 JAN) Are you keeping the pressure on? Do you have the eye of the tiger? What about the penis of a panda?

MIA THREW A hissy fit earlier this year when New York Times journalist Lynn Hirschberg depicted her as a pretentious fashionista lapping up a life of luxury incongruent with her political activism. Fortunately for MIA, her latest Hype Williamsdirected video XXXO, featuring her rolling around with flowers and diamonds in designer outfits, completely dispels this. WANNABE SOCCEROOS COACHES can start preparing for more sleepless nights with Sega announcing that Football Manager 2011 will be out before Christmas this year. Well, they’re only chance of coaching Australia if they weren’t born here and live overseas, but you get the point... JUST AS WE had pinned Inception as movie of the year another contender has entered the ring. Boasting an all star cast of Summer Bay’s and Ramsay Street’s finest, Tomorrow When The War Began looks certain to clean up at this year’s Dolly Teen Choice awards. We’re hoping Wally Lewis makes a cameo as Lincoln’s father... THIS WEEK’S GUEST 3D World diarist Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be getting an early mark from her court ordered 90 day stay in rehab. Fair enough – it’s gotta be hard to get any good gear at a place like that... MORE NEWS FOR Sega fans – SEGA Mega Drive Classic Collection hits PC in September, featuring Altered Beast, Sonic The Hedgehog and Golden Axe among many more. They don’t make them like that any more...

RETURN OF TASTE

DJ SOUP

One of Aust ralia’s most noteworthy and adventurous labels, Creative Vibes Recordings, seemed to have taken the long walk when it closed shop in 2009. Brought to life in 1994 with a mission to broaden the musical landscape it was one of only a few high profi le outlets for credible underground music. After 18 months of dormancy, founder Peter Pasqual is teaming up with MGMs Sebast ian Chase to resurrect his brain child. Previously limited by inefficiencies in logist ics and dist ribution, we can rightly expect good things to come. In fact, the reinvigorated label is turning to one of its fi rst signings, DJ Soup, to relaunch it with his forthcoming EP. Keep an eye on cvibes.com for more info. ICE CUBE

GOING WEST

As popular on the screen as he is on the stage, Ice Cube is a true phenomenon of the entertainment world. First raised to international attention as a member of NWA, he’s returning to our shores in support of his new album I Am The West with a brand spanking new stage show which blew minds most recently at California’s Paid Dues Fest ival. Ice Cube will be performing numerous gigs around the country with support from UK grime MC Scorcher, starting at Luna Park (Sydney) on Friday 22 October. Then he’s off to Fat As Butter Fest ival (Newcast le) Saturday 23 October, Palace Theatre (Melbourne) Wednesday 27 October, Tivoli Theatre (Brisbane) Saturday 30 October. Tickets available now through Ticketek and redanttouring.com. BARONESS

DOOM METAL FURY

Metallica are soon to hit our shores with their World Magnetic Tour. While fans would be happy enough to see Metallica alone, quality supports are always welcome and few could match the calibre of Fear Factory, who’ve recently been tearing around Europe on their own Fear Campaign tour in support of recent album Mechanize. Also joining the fray is doom metal four piece The Sword, Lamb Of God and Baroness. The former two join Metallica on all September dates while the latter join them throughout October and November. Tickets for the Wednesday 15 and Thursday 16 September gigs at Rod Laver Arena (Melbourne) and the Saturday 18 September gig at Acer Arena (Sydney) are st ill available through Ticketek. All gigs throughout October and November at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre, Rod Laver and Acer Arena are completely sold out. THE BARONS OF TANG

BEING BOHO

For the past three years The Bohemian Masquerade Ball has pushed the boundaries of artist ic expression and helped bring the worlds of performance and art ever closer together with a cabaret format, which fuses independent music, circus, sideshow, burlesque, roving performance and installation. The Barons Of Tang headline but line-ups differ wildly from location to location, the most noteworthy include The Factory Theatre (Sydney) on Saturday 25 September, Bangalow Hall on Friday 8 October, The Old Museum (Brisbane) on Saturday 9 October plus Open Studio and The Thornbury Theatre (Melbourne) on Thursday 21 October and Saturday 23 October respect ively. Further info and tickets from thebohoball.com.

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CALENDAR AUGUST BLISS N ESO – Friday 20, The Tivoli LATE NIGHT ADDICTION: MIDNITE SLEAZE, DAN FARLEY – Friday 20, Monastery LEE COOMBS – Saturday 21, Barsoma LOWRIDER – Saturday 21, The Zoo THE 808S – Saturday 21, Electric Playground LUCIANA– Saturday 21, Family DROP: PEZZNER – Friday 27, Family MOMMA’S BOY – Friday 27, Monastery DIRTY DISCO YOUTH – Friday 27, Never Land Bar HORRORSHOW, SETH SENTRY – Saturday 28, The Zoo SEPTEMBER GENE PETERSON – Wednesday 1, The Arts Centre Gold Coast WASHINGTON, SCOTT SPARK, WINTER PEOPLE – Thursday 2, The Zoo AHMET SENDIL – Friday 3, Barsoma UP LATE: TOWA TEI – Friday 3, Gallery Of Modern Art PROK & FITCH – Thursday 9, Platinum IN SEARCH OF SUNRISE – SOUTH AFRICA: RICHARD DURAND, JONAS STERNBERG – Friday 10, Family RICHARD DURAND – Friday 10, Family LIONS AT YOUR DOOR – Friday 10, The Troubadour PROK & FITCH – Friday 10, Electric Playground UP LATE: CANYONS – Friday 10, Gallery Of Modern Art CHILDREN COLLIDE – Friday 10, The Zoo BRAINFEEDER COLLECTIVE – Sunday 12, X&Y Bar TIKI TAANE – Sunday 12, Fitzy’s UP LATE: DJ KRUSH – Friday 17, Gallery Of Modern Art REUBAN KEENEY – Friday 17, Monastery SUBTRAKT: LEE BURRIDGE – Saturday 18, Barsoma DUB DAY AFTERNOON: NEACOMBO DIFFUZION, FIREHOUSE, DARKY ROOTS & MORE – Saturday 18, Jubilee Hotel BUCK 65 – Saturday 18, The Spiegeltent SUBTRAKT’S 3RD BIRTHDAY :LEE BURRIDGE– Saturday 18, Barsoma BUCK 65 – Sunday 19, The Spiegeltent UP LATE: DOOM & HOODRAT – Friday 24, Gallery Of Modern Art MANIFEST: HERMITUDE, BENZA, DUBMARINE, EDITOR AND MORE – Friday 2426, 9790 Cunningham Hwy, Tregony PARKLIFE: MISSY ELLIOT, SOULWAX, GROOVE ARMADA, GRUM, MIX MASTER LUCIANA

TWITTER’S NEWEST SUPERSTAR Kanye West has tweeted, “Just met with MTV and it’s about to go down! VMA’s!!!!!!!!!!”, which presumeably means he’s allowed back and will be given a bottle of vodka to swig wholeheartedly until he climbs on stage during an acceptance speech from Just in Bieber this year. Or maybe he’s performing, which would be nowhere near as entertaining... THE MOST WONDERFUL Katy Perry seems to have made cameo appearances everywhere in Oz but the 3D World office. Very disappointing Katy... WITH NEWS THIS week that the Hilltop Hoods’ State Of The Art album has gone double platinum and Bliss N Eso’s Running On Air is gold after less than two weeks, it’s finally official – skip hop has finally caught on, and it’s only taken about 20 years… AUSTRALIAN DANCE MUSIC’S breakout stars of 2010 Yolanda Be Cool join Denzal Park and Nervo in mixing one disc each of Onelove’s Smash Your Stereo 2010 compilation. With an all-local DJ cast, we’re a little disappointed they didn’t subtitle the three disc set Aussie, Aussie, Aussie... IF YOU’RE ALREADY plotting annual leave for 2011, you might want to take the dates for next year’s Coachella festival in the California desert into account – and buy tix in advance as last year’s event sold out every day. It runs from Friday 15 to Sunday 17 April, and you have the 3D World guarantee that it will be awesome...

BURRIDGE RETURNS

It’s been a while between drinks for Brisbane fans of Lee Burridge, but they’ll be getting their just desserts on Saturday 18 September at Barsoma for Subtrakt’s 3rd Birthday bash. Ever at the forefront of deep tech house in Brisbane, the Subtrakt crew will not only have a fine line-up of local supports but are also bringing Burridge’s currently favoured warm-up DJ Mike Khoury along for the ride. Leo Hede, Adam Swain and Rikki Newton also support. If you missed the second birthday celebrations with Steve Bug, don’t miss this.

ISLAND BOUND

Island Vibe 2010 is set to shake up Home Beach at Point Lookout with an even bigger line-up than last year’s event. From Friday 29 – Sunday 31 October you can catch Ladi 6, Groundation, Paula Fuga, Darky Roots, Zennith, Kooii, Rhythm Hunters, Impossible Odds, Paua, Djambouki, 20,000 Leagues, de la Haye, DJ Mustaphaa, Andy Dub, Landsoaken and plenty more. Second round tickets $175 + b/f through rudekatrecords.com.

COLLISION COURSE

Could it be that the Swiss techno master is headed back our way? Indeed it is: Deetron is slated for a Friday 1 October appearance at Family for DROP which should see many tech heads making a mess downstairs. As on fi re as he ever

has been, his recent EPs for Circus Company (Each Step feat Seth Troxler) and Green (Collide) are an indication of impressive form.

BREAKS & ENTER RELAUNCH

Four years strong, and more popular than ever before, Queensland’s leading breakbeat night enters a new era, moving to Brisbane’s most celebrated underground music hub, Barsoma. In celebration, ADICTS are combining scene legend Lee Coombs and rising star Marten Hørger for a double header of epic proportions on Saturday 21 August. Support from Sangers, DataDex, Just Iyan, Vertical Transport, Helskanki and Ellboss. Ticketing details yet to be released.

FROM TURKEY WITH LOVE Ahmet Sendil should be familiar to Aust ralian tech house fans as his remixes for Yello, Alex Kenji, Martin Eyerer and Koen Groenveld have been a common fi xture in the playlists of many local DJs, as have his original tracks released through Sender Records, Weave Music and Highgrade. He guest stars at the Barsoma on Friday 3 September for the next instalment of Let’s Get Minimal.

TICKLED PINK Thanks to Chugg

Entertainment and Civil Society, the playful, genre-defying Pink Martini are making a return visit to Aust ralia this October. Best known for their critically acclaimed albums Hang On Little Tomato, Hey Eugene! and Splendor In The Grass, the thirteen piece band will be performing at the Caloundra Music Fest ival on Sunday 10 October. Adult tickets $73 through caloundramusicfest ival.com – regist ration required.

100 GOOD REASONS

Local street wear label Onehundred lauch their debut range with the help of Lambda at Alhambra Lounge this Thursday 19 August. Each t-shirt design is themed around 100 and comes in a limited edition of 100, so make sure you get along to pick up a potentially rare design. Our suggestion is a tee dedicated to Steve Waugh’s memorable century off the last ball of the day at the SCG all those years ago.

SWAP & COP 2010

Brisbane Swap & Cop is back for a 2010 re-bout on Saturday 11 September at the Bleeding Heart Gallery. Over thirty participants are invited.Table bookings $20 dollars; shoot an email to info@project4000. com.au for regist ration details.

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PARKLIFE: MISSY ELLIOT, SOULWAX, GROOVE ARMADA, GRUM, MIX MASTER MIKE, UFFIE AND MORE – Saturday 25, Gold Coast Parklands OCTOBER CYPRESS HILL – Friday 1, The Tivoli DROP: DEETRON – Friday 1, Family UP LATE: NICK GALEA – Friday 1, Gallery Of Modern Art GODSKITCHEN: ANDY MOOR, JOHN O’CALLAGHAN, MARCEL WOODS, WIPPENBERG – Saturday 2, Electric Playground DIMITRI VEGAS & LIKE MIKE – Saturday 2, Platinum OPEN FRAME FESTIVAL– Wednesday 6, Powerhouse UP LATE: KID KENOBI – Friday 8, Gallery Of Modern Art CALOUNDRA MUSIC FESTIVAL :PINK MARTINI – Sunday 10, Caloundra UP LATE: DIGITAL PRIMATE – Friday15, Gallery Of Modern Art SAGE FRANCIS, B DOLAN – Saturday 16, Step Inn WHITE RHINO: SURGEON – Thursday 21, Step Inn UP LATE: B6 – Friday 22, Gallery Of Modern Art 600 SOUNDS: THE POTBELLEEZ, SNEAKY SOUND SYSTEM, IAN CAREY & MANY MORE – Friday 22-24, Broadwater Parklands MOUSE ON MARS – Wednesday 27, The Zoo UP LATE: DEXTER – Friday 29, Gallery Of Modern Art ISLAND VIBE FESTIVAL: LADI6, GROUNDATION, OPIUO, PAULA FUGA AND MORE – Friday 29-31, North Stradbroke Island NOVEMBER PENDULUM – Wednesday 3, The Tivoli PENDULUM – Thursday 4, The Tivoli UP LATE: RIO LOBOTOMY – Friday 5, Gallery Of Modern Art SCOTT LANGLEY – Saturday 6, Electric Playground JASON DERÜLO – Thursday 11, Brisbane Convention Centre UP LATE: VAN SHE TECH – Friday 12, Gallery Of Modern Art JASON DERÜLO – Saturday 13, Brisbane Convention Centre DELICIOUS DJS – Saturday 13, Platinum DESYN MASIELLO – Saturday 20, Platinum DECEMBER STEREOSONIC: TIËSTO, CALVIN HARRIS, CARL COX, RICARDO VILLALOBOS, ANNIE MAC, TECHNASIA AND MORE – Sunday 5, RNA Showgrounds

IT’S TAKEN A while, but Dirty South’s Phazing has finally hit the top of the ARIA Club Chart, no doubt thanks in some part to having Tiësto and Norman Doray on the remix package. Melbourne’s Andy Murphy also enters the charts at #42 this week with the Apster remix of Reach For The Lazers, while Chardy’s remix of The Phonkers’ Rock Your Body just scrapes in at #49... PAYING TRIBUTE TO their residency at FIXED in New York, Simian Mobile Disco have worked their magic creating a new mix CD, suitably entitled Simian Mobile Disco Is Fixed. The UK duo comprised of James Ford and Jas Shaw has mixed up tunes by Conrad Schnitzler, Paul Woolford and DJ Hell, describing Fixed as “a beacon of hope in a sea of generic bangers”. It’s currently slated for an October release... THE NEW CLIP from James Lavelle’s UNKLE has an Aust ralian touch, with director John Hillcoat behind the camera for The Answer, which features an introduct ion from Brit actor Ray Winstone – star of Hillcoat’s The Proposition. Top tune, top clip, everyone wins... THE TING TINGS have been quiet of late, working on their sophomore album Massage Kunst – we’re not making that up by the way. Lead single Hands, recorded in Berlin and mixed by label mate Calvin Harris is a global shout out to everyone who’s working too hard. Thanks guys, we appreciate it...

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BRAINFEEDING DUB

As Brisbane’s love for all things Brainfeeder Collect ive continues to grow, members of the LA based beatloving group will continue to head our way. Dank Morass is again on the case in bringing Flying Lotus collaborator Samiyam to a new home at X&Y Bar on Sunday 12 September. A lover of soul, beats and hip hop, he’ll be bringing his live, fuzzed, future funk to a chilled audience with support from Puzahki, Milesago, Walrii, Swob and Danck. $15 cover.

LIKE IT LIKE THAT

Electro pop princess Luciana is billed for yet another live performance in the Family mainroom, bringing an impressive repertoire of hits and a seriously feist y, in your face attitude along for the ride. Expect the likes of Yeah Yeah and I Like That from the sometime Fedde Le Grand, Bodyrox, Mark Knight and Deadmau5 collaborator in an explosive Saturday 21 August performance. Supports yet to be confirmed.

HORRIFIED

Support slots for Hilltop Hoods and the odd spot at Splendour In The Grass are all in a day’s work for Sydney based hip-hoppers Horrorshow. The start of their Inside Story Tour earlier this

year was a smashing success, and the follow up Walk You Home Tour with Melbourne artist Seth Sentry ought to be equally so. It hits The Zoo on Saturday 28 August, tickets $19.40 through Oztix.

RETURNING HOME

An Horse return to Australia in October for an east coast tour with Gainesville and Florida’s Against Me! Formed in Brisbane, the band has enjoyed a massive couple of years abroad touring the US, Canada, UK and Europe with Silversun Pickups and Tegan & Sara and also earned plenty of headline and festival shows. Currently working on a follow up to their debut album Rearrange Beds, they’ll perform at The Hi-Fi on Thursday 7 October.

NAP TIME

Disco Nap fi rst came to national attention with a Triple J Unearthed win for Sounds Of Spring, and have since dropped their debut album Running Red Lights; a story of a man’s soul searching and attempt to break the rules of a life he’d set for himself. They perform at The Troubadour on Friday 20 August with support from Dan Parsons, Blame Ringo, Scott Bromiley, Jane Elliott and Hannah Griffiths. Tickets $13.30 through troubadour.oztix. com.au.

Brit-rock legends The Charlatans return to Australia this year in support of their latest album Who We Touch, which will be out through Shock Entertainment by Tuesday 17 September. A journey through euphoria, darkness and delirium, according to frontman Tim Burgess it’s ultimately “a soulful voyage”. The band performs at The Hi-Fi, Wednesday 10 November. Tickets available from Friday 20 August through Moshtix.

AVANT-CRAFT

Fans of Masterchef will be familiar with Australian celebrity chef Maggie Beer’s st unning big, bold button necklaces and it turns out they’re created by BrisStyle’s resident button fashionista Kellie Christie. For a piece of the action, head along to The BrisStyle Indie Designers Market at St Augustine’s Church Hall (Racecourse Road, Hamilton) on Saturday 4 September between 9am and 2pm. Come with a full wallet to pick up plenty of “Mastercrafted” goodness.

BEAUTIFUL AWKWARD

Extreme diet methods, a school councillor with problems and an anorexic girl who can’t stop eating are but a small part of the hilarious Beautifully Dead. Awkward Product ions’ latest comedic play shows from Wednesday 8 to Saturday 11 September at The Space at The Gold Coast Arts Centre.

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ED SIMONS S TAKES KRIS SWALES S BEHIND FURTHER, THE SEVENTH ALBUM FROM THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS S AND ONE BRIMMING WITH AS MUCH AMBITION AND POSITIVITY AS HE AND COHORT TOM ROWLANDS HAVE SUMMONED ACROSS NEARLY 20 YEARS OF MAKING BEAUTIFUL MUSIC TOGETHER.

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E LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG,” Ed Simons quips at the end of a lengthy dissertation on the easy-come, easy-go attitude to popular music circa 2010. Simons himself admits to being as guilty as the next person when it comes to consuming music in the digital age, but he and longtime st udio partner Tom Rowlands have boldly asked The Chemical Brothers’ loyal fanbase and the world at large to break bad habits and digest new album Further as a single listening experience – one best enjoyed with the mesmerising visual accompaniment provided by their regular collaborators Adam Smith and Marcus Lyall. The fact that it’s their strongest longplayer since Surrender roared out of global boomboxes in 1999 certainly helps their cause, but even for such a venerable act it’s something of a risky proposition given dance music is perhaps currently more track-focused than any time since the Second Summer Of Love. “That was one of the conversations we had when we were thinking we had

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to do something different,” Simons explains of the concept behind Further. “Music has become so transient, and the involvement you have with it. And that’s not a bad thing, but you know I can sit down at the Apple with the AIM and I’ll just get pinged lots of music – within an evening I’ve got like 20 new tracks from friends and going on blogs, and I kind of

listen to it a bit and then I feel like I know that artist and I feel like I’ve got something out of the music, but I haven’t put anything into it. And however untrendy it is, we felt like the immersive experience of listening to an album is still an exciting thing. So one of the aims of the project was to make a situation where people would get as much out of the music as we do when we’re sitting there in the st udio with it on full blast and mixing it. ‘Cause it can really make you feel things, it can make you feel differently. “I have to drive like an hour to Tom’s st udio to work and be feeling a certain way,” he continues, “and then as soon as I get in the st udio and he played me something he’s been working on in the morning, I feel totally differently. I felt that other people should be able to get that experience. So making the visual


accompaniment, this idea of playing it live at some stage stage [they performed Further in its entirety with a series of shows at London’s Roundhouse in May], was all about getting people to listen to the whole album from beginning to end and get an experience from it. “I’d seen the DVD in progress and obviously played with the visuals, but I hadn’t sat down with a friend and got into it,” Simons admits. “I act ually did that the other day, when I’d had a few drinks – me and my flatmate.

I act ually did have the experience, I was like, ‘Wow, I haven’t done this, I haven’t just concentrated on one thing’. I’m usually reading the paper, emailing, doing something when I’m list ening to music. en emailing listening music And to just list listen to music is quite a revelatory, revolutionary thing nowadays.” With Further, perhaps more so than on any album from a band who emerged practically fully formed with 1995 debut Exit Planet Dust (see A Fanboy’s Guide To The Brothers Chemical overleaf), the whole truly is greater than the sum of its parts – a fact illustrated perfectly with teaser track Escape Velocity, a 12-minute synth porn joyride that makes more sense two tracks into Further than it ever could on its own. “That’s what an album should be,” an animated Simons pipes up, “that’s where they come alive, because music just works because it’s part of a whole. Escape Velocity we’d been playing a lot in isolation when DJing, and the only place where it made sense was at the end of a set. “It works where it is on the album, but as a piece of music it was pretty epic, as you say – maybe not as epic as this conversation!” he laughs. “It works as a club record – yeah, I love it. Every time you make an album you’ve got a few tracks… it’s good to know at three o’clock in the afternoon [that] in seven hours you’ll be on a stage, and to have that to play to people, it just sends crowds of people insane you know, it’s great.” That Simons still gets the live buzz speaks volumes for the pair’s collect ive headspace at the moment, and it’s reflected in the wide-eyed, wondrous look at the world and love that is explored in the vocal fragments that litter Further.

“There’s some love there,” Simons ponders. “There’s some positivity and happiness in the record. I think we’re both positive at the moment record – we’re really happy to be making music that gets to people. There’s always kind of been, some of the words that Tom has used and written, there’s always that kind of positivity – yeah. We’re from the E generation,” he chuckles, almost to himself. “We’ve had our lulls in our relationship and in some of the music – we’ve always been pleased with everything that’s had our name, but some of it has been a struggle. But it’s a struggle we enjoy, you know. We always get on, you know, we’re friends, and we’re not going to let anything alter that. You get more and more grateful to have the opportunity to do the thing you love, and I think that has come through in this record.” WHO: The Chemical Brothers WHAT: Further (EMI) WHERE &WHEN: Brisbane Riverstage Friday 4 March, Rod Laver Arena (Melbourne) Wednesday 9 March, Sydney Entertainment Centre Thursday 10 March


A FANBOY’S GUIDE TO THE BROTHERS CHEMICAL

DAVE DRI, 3D WORLD’S RESIDENT ACOLYTE OF THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS, EXAMINES THEIR CAREER AND SUGGESTS SOME STUDY MATERIAL FOR THE NOVICE LISTENER.

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HE PERFECT SOUNDTRACK for the career of The Chemical Brothers is perhaps one of their own recordings. Press play on Surrender’s timeless classic, The Sunshine Underground, and let the tentative plucks and phasing sitar-like swells trace the early career of the pair – the Manchester days, the bedroom boombox sessions, and the hints of the psychedelic rock influences that would underpin an entire career. As the drums kick in, we move through the rapid-in-retrospect success of debut single and classic cut Song To The Siren, the Junior Boys Own label antics and the distancing from the ill-fated Dust Brothers moniker. Card carrying fanboys will claim an Exit Planet Dust heritage, but it was really the support and incredibly on-point programming of ABC’s Rage video show that broke Setting Sun through the televisions, and impressionable minds, of Aust ralia. The outdoor rave aest hetic fell in sync with the end of another summer of love, but the younger brothers and sisters were glued to the screen as a rapid fi re assault of st robe-lit bodies danced madly amid a mild comedown crisis that had yet to be explored. How many kick-on parties involved a second glance at a quest ioning cat we might never know, but there is no doubt that the next wave of product ion geeks were boxing beats of the blockrocking kind in their science classes. History might continue to nervously nudge the short-lived Big Beat genre aside, but the impact of The Chemical Brothers and their fellow scene stealers, ranging from Leftfield to Fatboy Slim and The Prodigy, is unforgettable by virtue of chart impact alone. No small feat from what was essentially a collect ion of spotty English kids living with their parents, scrounging Junos and Akai S950s and telling each other how good Ebenezer was. It doesn’t matter where the journey began, but the floodgate opened on the hysterical fan’s favourite, Surrender, and the relative embarrassment of Big Beat the genre turning into Big Beat the repetitive compilation album concept. Escaping the predictable, the band paid homage to their Manchester days with a slice of New Order on Out Of Control, notable for a not-quite-banned performance on video playlists. Not that anything could, or will, eclipse the universal appeal and double-drop inspiring Hey Boy Hey Girl. Catch a raw glimpse of this masterpiece on the Radio 1 Anti Nazi Mix from 1997 to get a peak up the wizard’s sleeve, and a taste for the length the duo will develop

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an idea, a set of samples or a tweak of their infamous EMS Synthi until they achieve perfect ion. The follow-up album, Come With Us, is most notable for two key events. The former elect ronic battle weapon and white label cut, It Began In Afrika, featured in the Triple J Hottest 100, and the Aust ralian tour took in Brisbane’s Fest ival Hall for not only one of the most memorable live elect ronic shows of all time, but one of the final elect ronic acts to grace the hallowed stage prior to demolition in 2003. The years slip closer to recent memory, though we try to forget The Salmon Dance from 2007’s We Are The Night as well as we have the failed Left Right from 2005’s Push The Button. Neither were standout albums, but both were previews of the genius and maturity of the latest album to hit the stores, iPods and torrent servers. Whatever the expectations, and whatever the hype, there is no quest ion that Further is the most mature and most meticulously produced offering from the duo yet. A good set of headphones and a retail CD version will change lives, and continue to influence the next few waves of future producers and party people like those before. And yes, that really is a horse whinnying.


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TRASH VIDEO CULT MOVIE HIRE OUTLET,1995 – 31AUGUST, 2010

BAZ MCALISTER TALKS TO TRASH VIDEO OWNER AND LOCAL CULT CINEMA ICON ANDREW LEAVOLD ABOUTTHE LITTLE BRISBANE BUSINESS THAT (ALMOST) COULD.

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t began as a dust y store in a little hole-in-the-wall underneath The Zoo, Fortitude Valley in 1995. In 2000, it relocated across town to more salubrious premises in West End. And this month, it closes its doors forever. Yet Trash Video will live on in the hearts of the legions of freaks and geeks to whom it has been a beacon of counterculture for the past 15 years.

More than anything, though, it was literally the childhood dream of its visionary owner Andrew Leavold. For him, and for those who frequented it, Trash was more than a shop – it was a “filmic laboratory”, a jumping-off point for countless cinematic adventures, a home base for fi lm premieres and trivia nights, a place for networking with friends and fellow fans.

But as a fringe business, the rewards were never financial. The 2003 SBS documentary Escape From The Planet Of The Tapes chronicled Leavold’s attempts to keep the shop solvent, and it was an Aussie battler of a business all the way to the end. As Leavold contemplates liquidating his stock, finally cracking his extensive video collection and selling it off to who-knows-where, 3D World finds him in a contemplative and philosophical mood.

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WHAT GAVE YOU THE IMPETUS TO OPEN THE SHOP, BACK IN ’95, A FRESHFACED 25YEAR-OLD? “It was an idea I had when I was about 10 – and that was back in the early days of Betamax! I imagined an ideal store, where all the fi lms I liked were in order. Quite an anal concept for a 10-year-old – but the idea st uck. As soon as I got my first

paycheque when I started working at Centrelink in 1991, straight out of uni, I spent it on a pile of movies. That pile grew until it needed a shop to be in.” BRISSIE LEGEND HAS IT THAT YOU TALKED SO MUCH ABOUT THIS DREAM OF OPENING A VIDEO SHOP THAT YOU WERE BADGERED INTO GOING THROUGH WITH IT BY YOUR FRIEND (AND FELLOW POP CULTURE FREAK) JAMES STRAKER? “Yeah, he was seriously the guy who kicked my arse. There was a shop under The Zoo, two doors down from his, which had been empty for a long time. Straker said ‘I want to go to this video shop! I’m sick and tired of hearing about it, I want to act ually rent something from it. Get your arse into gear!’.


ONE MAN’S TRASH IS ANOTHER MAN’S PLEASURE So I signed on the dotted line almost on a whim. That was the lubricant that got me sliding along.” WHAT WERE THOSE FIRST FEW WEEKS LIKE, AS A FILM FAN THRUST INTO THE POSITION OF ACTUALLY RUNNING A SMALL BUSINESS? DID YOU THINK ‘WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO?’ “I’d done a small business course but that doesn’t prepare you for the hell that is retail. Having to deal with everyone else’s eccentricities as well as your own is really quite startling. You think of yourself as a fi lm freak but my God, there are such freaks out there with their own little peccadilloes and quirks and fetishes... weird fetishes. My Lord, I’ve heard some fucking st range requests.” WHAT SORT OF THING? “Most are unprintable – but there’s been this Nazi fetishist who has been coming since the 90s who specifically wants fi lms featuring women wearing Nazi uniforms from the waist upwards and 50s underwear from the waist downwards.”

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DAMN SPECIFIC. “Really specific. Luckily we had one fi lm which could fulfi l his needs – 1977’s Red Nights Of The Gestapo. Beyond that, he’s going to have to go out and make his own, I think. I think he did. Oh, God, that’s right, he did. He threatened to bring in a copy of his Super 8 fi lm…” SO WHAT WAS IT THAT FINALLY SPURRED YOU ON TO MAKE THE DECISION TO CLOSE TRASH’ DOORS? “It was time to move on. 15 years is a long time… I feel like the shop is a weight around my neck now, and it’s now stopping me from pursuing creative fi lmmaking opportunities that are presenting themselves at a rate of knots. My dad passing on, this year, was the catalyst, I suppose. Your universe changes forever. It makes you take stock, and it made me realise I’d been quite miserable for a long time – not just from the relative poverty of having to run a small business on very limited resources but also feeling like I’d been forgotten, purely because a lot of our customers have moved on to something newer and shinier.” SPEAKING OF WHICH – YOU’VE MANAGED TO HANG ON THROUGH SOME MAJOR CHANGES IN THE INDUSTRY. THE DOMINANCE OF CHAIN RENTAL STORES, THE RISE OF INTERNET RETAIL AND EBAY, THEN DOWNLOADS AND WEB VIDEO. HAS THE CULTURE MOVED ON? “In a word, yes. The idea of renting rather than buying something is quite an anachronism. Even paying for something at all is becoming an old-fashioned idea. Culture right now is something that can be instantly obtained and instantly disposed of, and that makes me sick. Our original brief was to put together a library of fi lms that are difficult to source, and the internet comes along and within five years, everything’s available. The pressure then is on the individual to collect, in much the same way an individual 100 years ago was judged on their library of books, you are now judged on your DVD collection.” AND TRASH VIDEO’S SHELVES ARE YOUR COLLECTION. WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS ON SELLING IT OFF? “You know, I think I’m really over the idea of ownership. You get to the point where you have so much st uff weighing you down. You want to be free of it. I’m more into the idea of adventures now, of experiencing something rather than collating and cataloguing it. So the focus for me in the last five years has been seeking out undiscovered territory, fi lmically speaking, and documenting it. I’m more about writing and fi lmmaking and researching than being a shop-monkey. I had a dream to own a video shop – I’ve done that. I had another of being a professional fi lmmaker, and I’m doing that now. If one must go to allow the other to thrive, then that should be an easy decision to make.” AND WHAT OF YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS OVER THE YEARS? “I’ve had people express their opinions in quite violent terms – not towards me but towards the grimness of the situation. More than anything it’s a stark reminder that fringe culture in Brisbane is under attack, and it is subject to the whims of economics and consumer patterns just like any other business. Just because something should survive doesn’t mean it will. Trash going is symptomatic of a larger trend in culture which saw the Regent close, and before that the Valley Twin, the Village Twin, the Boomerang Cinema, just about every indie video shop in Brisbane. What’s next - Rockinghorse Records? There aren’t too many of those iconic fringe places left in Brisbane.”

ANDREW LEAVOLD’S TOP THREE TRASH VIDEO CAREER MILESTONES.

RUBBING SHOULDERS WITH GIANTS

“Among the proudest moments were all the various premieres we had, which gave me access to some of my biggest fi lm heroes. Introducing John Waters at the Powerhouse this year – that was a huge kick. And then meeting him backstage and getting to jabber with him for half an hour. Getting a photo with him, trying to steal his moustache…”

SCHMOOZING AND BOOZING

“Having people in Melbourne, of all places, recognise me after the SBS doco Escape From The Planet Of The Tapes screened and buying me free drinks just on the basis of them liking the story. The doco really played up the idea of someone being able to realise their dream and have it taken away only to realise it was replaced by a better one.”

SEARCHING FOR WENG WENG

“Getting to put my hands on the grave of Weng Weng [the 83cm tall Filipino ‘midget James Bond’]. I realised that even though the shop was not doing well and there was very little chance of making a documentary out of the search for Weng Weng, in this cemetery in Manila I’d achieved this dream I dared to have – to get as close as possible to this bizarre midget Filipino superstar.”


POLAR ECLIPSE TECH-FUNK PIONEER LEE COOMBS HAS HELPED SPEARHEAD A GLOBAL MOVEMENT, BUT ADMITS TO LIZ GALINOVIC THAT THE GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT OF HIS CAREER IS THAT IT’S STILL GOING.

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ee Coombs thrives off challenge and change. He’s been in the game for 20 years but he just keeps changing the rules and not necessarily to compliment the waxing and waning of scenes and fads. For Coombs, it appears to be a personal lust for continual reinvention of music. The way Coombs, his talent and his career are described conjures up images of angiogenesis – the growth of new blood vessels from preexist ing ones – as he falls upon musical st yles, taking them apart and mutating them with others. Articles about him constantly use the word “attack”. In the late 80s he attacked the decks and he attacked the acid house scene; by the 90s he was attacking breaks. The following decade his angiogenic nature had taken over as Coombs was taking influences from many established musical st yles and creating a new st yle – tech funk. “Tech funk is the name we gave to our music – we being, me, Meat Katie, Elite Force, and I suppose Dylan Rymes was involved as well,” he recalls. “We thought that we weren’t just doing breakbeats and we weren’t doing just techno so we decided to give our music a new name and we do have a funk element to our st uff and we have a very techy element. It’s not a funk mix, its tech house really; I suppose that’s how you should describe it. With the funk comes breakbeat and old school elect ro, and with the tech is the techno influence so that’s basically what we do. And all the tracks have all those elements.” He may grow new music out of pre-exist ing music but he’s not the type to become inspired by obscure sounds like the clattering of plates in the cafe where he gets his morning coffee. He’s not really into “ambient st uff ”, preferring the power of rhythm. Nor does he fi nd his inspiration limited to dance music. “It can be anything, I can be out somewhere and I can hear a DJ play some st uff and then that will spark me to go off and write some new music. Or I can be sitting in a car and someone can put a CD on... I can listen to something and just hear something in there and think ‘wow, that’s going to work really well with a beat’ and then pull it out and use it. That’s what I mean by anything, anything musical.” Hey may claim to rule out drawing inspiration from obscure, non musical sounds, but there have been some possibilities fi led away for other projects. What about a beat that could go really well with a rhythm or a melody? A special beat, from a special place? “What I was going to do was sample [my daughter’s] heartbeat from inside my wife’s belly. It was the doctor, our specialist doctor, he said ‘you should sample that’. He was act ually into my music. When I met him he was a DJ, our doctor was a DJ and he was into Lee Coombs, can you believe that? And he said ‘you’ve got to sample the heartbeat’ but I never act ually got around to taking recording st uff in there. But that’s something that isn’t really music that I probably could have done.” What Coombs has been doing lately is making more music that continues to push at boundaries culminating in the 2009 album Light And Dark, something he considers to be one of his most ambitious projects yet.

“Light And Dark is an album that I didn’t want to make as a st rict ly total club album, I’ve done that before. I wanted to write an album that could do the test of time a little bit more, make it more of a story, and have a flow to it.” Yet this wasn’t enough and not long after its release Coombs was hard at work remixing the album into something else. “The tracks [on Light And Dark] vary a lot. There’s some slow ones, some dance ones and what have you, but the remix album is really just st raight up club mixes for DJs. We’re hitting all the bases basically.” Meat Katie, Dopamine, Zodiac Cartel and Atomic Drop all lend a hand alongside Coombs in the tweaking which features on Light And Dark Remixed, which Lot49 dropped

earlier this year. What they have produced is a DJ’s dream album, not to mention dancefloor enthusiasts who will st ruggle to find a moment to run to the bathroom or the bar for fear of missing a beat or a climax. “I think my favourite remix at the moment is this track on the album called You Make Me Crazy remixed by Atomic Drop, and they really turned it out really well. It’s a killer on the dancefloor, just dirty grinding head funk music which is what we like to play out in clubs. And I did two mixes of Light And Dark and one of them was a like a deeper groovy mix and the other one’s a big room slamming kind of elect ro tech house mix. They’re my favourites.” In the past 20 years Coombs has continued to impress music lovers and indust ry figures, the latter of whom continually seek out his skills and services. Of a long list of accomplishments he picks out his New Order remix as a great achievement, but is also grateful for the longevity of his career. “One of my greatest accomplishments is the fact that I’m st ill working,” he laughs. “I’ve been doing it a long time, it took me all over the world, I’ve met a lot of amazing people and the fact that I’m st ill there and people st ill want to hear what I’m doing, I must be doing something right. It’s a really good feeling.” WHO: Lee Coombs WHAT: Light And Dark Remixed (Lot49 Records) WHERE & WHEN: Rock Like Th is at Lounge (Melbourne) Thursday 19 August, The Maram (Canberra) Friday 20 August, Breaks & Enter at Barsoma Saturday 21 August, Envisage at Slip Inn (Sydney) Saturday 28 August

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SEATTLE SUPER SONICS IN AN AGE WHERE HOME STUDIO TECHNOLOGY MOVES STEADILY TOWARDS THE QUALITY OF THAT ENJOYED BY THE INDUSTRY’S BIG BOYS, SEATTLE HOUSE PRODUCER PEZZNER IS PROUD AS PUNCH OF WHAT HE’S COAXED OUT OF HIS GHETTO RIG ON DEBUT ALBUM THE TRACKS ARE ALIVE. KRIS SWALES PASSES HIM THE GAFFER TAPE.

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he past decade’s digital revolution has been a double-edged sword of sorts, bringing the technology to make dance music into the lounge rooms of any would-be producer who fancies chancing their arm, and subsequently seeing the marketplace (not to mention the blogosphere) flooded with music which is perhaps best left on the hard drive that spawned it. But for every hypercompressed, poorly conceived musical offering there’s a producer turning their ideas to gold with the barest of product ion necessities, and Seattlebased house veteran Dave Pezzner is foremost amongst them. Beloved of the deep house fraternity and a sprinkling of their progressive brethren since he st rode out on his own in 2008 (he’d previously been part of Jacob London with high school buddy Bob Hansen), Pezzner emerged virtually fully-formed with a series of well-received releases on Jimpster’s Freerange Records – and his winning run continues with debut album The Tracks Are Alive. It’s hard to imagine any self-respect ing deep house jock not having at least a few of the 13 tracks it contains in their wallets, and all of them were created using the same tools hobby producers the world over have at their disposal. “Every song on the album was completely written in Windows 7 running FL Studio,” Pezzber reveals. “I also used Native Inst ruments Komplete Collect ion with Kontakt, Battery, Guitar Rig, Elektrik Piano and Acoust ic Piano for a lot of the sounds – especially the guitars, orchest ral brass, pianos, st rings, mallets... most of the organic sounds. I use Native Inst ruments Battery to slice up any music samples, and Kontakt for any multi layered sample kits. “As far as hardware is concerned, my set-up is simple and cost effect ive. It’s a modest PC set-up that would cost you no more than US$400. I don’t own an outboard mixer nor is my desk in a st udio. I’ve always had my set-up out in my living room near the television, because my st udio computer also doubles as the family computer.” It’s a situation many of the world’s music makers would be familiar with, but Pezzner has not only been able to wrest control of the computer from his family, but also work expansively despite the inherent limitations of his st udio. “At times I’m finding it a bit challenging, but it’s the same challenges I’ve always had, so I’m used to working in this environment,” Pezzner explains. “I fantasise about the day when I can afford to rent a st udio, or move into an apartment where I’m able to have my own st udio room, but until then I have to use what I have. The thing is – and I’m sure we’ve all heard this before – there’s no piece of gear or software that’s going to make you a better artist. Creativity and craftsmanship are things that come from inspiration and pract ice. So whatever tool it is that you use to create your art – the better you know that tool and the more inspired you are, the better your art will be.”

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Pezzner clearly knows his tools better than most. The Tracks Are Alive is a cohesive and assured debut which takes lessons learnt from the European deep house mafia and infuses a healthy dose of West Coast USA into proceedings, subtly introducing elements of 60s psychedelia (on opener Three Out Of Five), California hip hop love (cue the synth lead of Chiuso Per Ferie) and guitar (the hidden track following Last Call) alongside the occasional introspect ive downtempo moment. Though not a true DJ mix it does sound like a work meant to be listened to as a whole, and Pezzner says it was also conceived as such. “The only songs that were already written before I started on the album were Almost Here Part 3, and the secret song after Last Call – all the other tracks were written specifically for this album,” he says. “The idea of creating a long-player with interludes and

segues and an overall flow had been floating around in my head for years, so I think this all came pretty naturally. After I finished all the tracks, I proposed a set order to Jimpster, who then compiled the album with a bit of his own creative vision. In the end it was a fully mixed long-player that was mastered as one track, then separated into track IDs.” Though he st ill doesn’t have the st udio set-up he’s dreaming of, Pezzner is living comfortably from his house music product ion, which he occasionally supplements with corporate product ion work. But his understanding of the nuances of deep house is obvious, the result of half a lifetime of pract ical experience. “Elect ronic dance music caught attention in the early 90s when I was in High School,”he recalls. “By the time I was in my senior year, my close friend Bob Hansen and I had formed an elect ronic ‘band’ [which became Jacob London]. It’s hard to explain now how obsessed we became with making music but by the time we graduated high school, we pretty much made a pact that we were going to take our music as far as it can go. For me, it meant making dance music my life; to never let anything get in the way, to always be working on new music, learning new techniques, understanding the dynamics of the dancefloor. “It also meant an ultimate goal of living a life where my art can sustain me financially, so that I can have the time I need create more art, and the cycle can continue. Maybe when you have such an important longterm goal, and you do nothing but work towards making it happen, you’re only going to result in success.” WHO: Pezzner WHAT: The Tracks Are Alive (Freerange Records) WHERE & WHEN: Shrug Plus +1 at Civic (Sydney) Friday 20 August, Mama Said at Circus (Melbourne) Saturday 21 August, Drop Seventh Birthday at Family (Brisbane) Friday 27 August


NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

MARK FITZPATRICK & MARTIN DINGLE WALL

THE BACK-STORY OF THE NOTHING MEN IS ALMOST AS INTERESTING AS THE FILM ITSELF. ESPECIALLY SINCE IT INVOLVES STEVEN SODERBERGH. ALICE TYNAN TALKS TO DIRECTOR MARK FITZPATRICK.

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ilmmaking is all about timing. The stars need to align – in all senses of the term – for a product ion to be financed, fi lmed, and finally released on to the big screen. Th is capricious relationship between fi lmmakers and tempus has never been more evident than the 13-year rollercoaster Aust ralian writer-director Mark Fitzpatrick went on to create his ballsy drama The Nothing Men. Screenwriting grants, Hollywood handshakes, sold-out stage performances, and a race against Steven Soderbergh are just some of the highlights of Fitzpatrick’s remarkable tale. It could almost trump the fi lm, which stars veteran actors Colin Friels and David Field amongst a small group of factory workers forced to wait two weeks for their redundancy payouts. So on the brink of the fi lm’s release, Fitzpatrick’s relief is (understandably) palpable. “I was running on bald tires, let me tell you!” the fi lmmaker admits with a laugh. “I wrote it in ’97 and I got three writer’s grants from the Australian Film Commission [AFC]. Then I had a plethora of producers after that… but the AFC kept knocking them back.” In the midst of what he diplomatically describes as, “a lot of tumultuous times with the AFC,” Fitzpatrick was wooed by Hollywood, with big gun producer Gale Anne Hurd (The Terminator, Aliens, Armageddon) vying for the project and Jeff Goldblum ( Jurassic Park) angling for a role. “His agent called us up twice! [Gale] offered me a whole bunch of money and I knocked it back because she wanted it lock, stock, and barrel. I wasn’t going to direct and I was just going to lose it. “So after years and years and years, I just kept writing other fi lm scripts while that was in the drawer…[then] in 2003 I decided to write it as a play.” Predominantly set in the increasingly tense and claust rophobic factory room, The Nothing Men is well suited to the stage. “People seem to think it’s a fi lm adapted from a play, but it’s act ually not,” Fitzpatrick explains, before further outlining the plan to use the play to secure fi lm investors. “We contacted so many investors and not one turned up, but we ended up fi lling out the [Newtown Theatre, Sydney] every night. I think we could have run it for another year!” Cast in the stage adaptation was Home & Away alumnus Martin Dingle

MARTIN DINGLEWALL SAID, ‘THE UNIVERSE IS SAYING NOW’S THE TIME AND AWAY YOU GO.’ I WISHED THEY’D TOLD ME BEFOREHAND, I WOULD HAVE BEEN A LOT MORE RELAXED!” Wall, who “took the bull by the horns” producing the fi lm, as well as co-staring as Wesley, a worker brought face-to-face with the haunting consequences of his past. Th is is where Soderbergh comes in. “We were the fi rst in this country to shoot on the [high definition digital] RED camera,” Fitzpatrick proudly intones. “Steven Soderbergh was shooting Che [on RED]…and we thought, ‘ours is only a three-week shoot; if we can get ours in the can and edit it, we’ll be the first.’ We didn’t. He st ill beat us because he was miles ahead, but we were the second in the world to use it.” In the face of so much ‘lost’ time and so many ‘missed’ opportunities, Fitzpatrick remains sanguine. “Martin Dingle-Wall said, ‘Listen Mark, you were meant not to get [the fi lm] up. The universe is saying now’s the time and away you go.’ I wished they’d told me beforehand, I would have been a lot more relaxed!” WHAT: The Nothing Men WHERE & WHEN: Screening in cinemas now

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STORM FRONT GIVEN THE TASK OF CAPTURING THE ESSENCE OF PROGRESSIVE HOUSE MASTER JOHN DIGWEED ON FILM, PABLO CASACUBERTA TELLS ANGUS PATERSON HE WANTED TO CREATE A DJ DOCUMENTARY WELL OUTSIDE THE NORM.

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he dance music documentary is a format that’s often at odds with the understated seriousness that dance culture insists to be about. It’s typically full of congratulatory backslapping, flashing lights, sexy dancing babes, as well as an obsession with capturing that single moment in the peak of a build-up when everybody has their hands in the air – and st ringing it into one endless euphoric montage. So when it comes to the musical stalwart that is John Digweed, it’s not surprising we’ve been treated to a completely different approach. His latest Bedrock compilation Structures features what could possibly be two of the most polished and enthralling mixes we’ve ever heard from the man, but fans are given a tast y extra bonus in the form of the Eye Of The Storm documentary directed by experimental fi lmmaker Pablo Casacuberta, who’s had extensive success both as a visual artist as well as a materials director for TV and short fi lms during his 20-year career. In the same way that Digweed doesn’t play by the rules of ego-driven DJ culture, neither did Casacuberta intend on conforming to what was expected of him. “He didn’t seem to crave ‘the power’ of being on stage,” Casacuberta says of the underground house maest ro. “He wasn’t under the limelight at all. He was a mysterious, very kind guy, who seemed to be thinking all the time, although he also looked very inst inct ive and quick. I am not particularly into ‘coolness’, and similarly, John didn’t seem to be concerned at all about being cool. He is simply too much into the music he plays to be dist racted by such matters. So I figured that there was enough mystery about him to secure a good documentary.” One indulgent luxury that Casacuberta was afforded was the assumption his viewing audience would have an exist ing awareness of Digweed’s ‘public persona’, which opened up all kinds of creative possibilities. “I always approached the shots following the same motto: ‘tell me something I don’t know’. To do so, I have to think how I can see the artist in ways that haven’t been seen before. Once you decide

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to depart from the old beaten track, you are entirely free to go anywhere. And it certainly helps a lot when you find an artist like John, who was as interested in experimentation as I was. He didn’t have any preconceived ideas or no-go zones. He wanted this project to be and to feel very open.” While Digweed might be the antithesis of huge house music personalities like Erick Morillo and Roger Sanchez, he’s got his own brand of charisma. He’s described by Casacuberta as the most reflect ive, softly spoken and kind guy that you could imagine, and interest ingly, it’s exact ly how many of his fans would perceive him. “When I saw his performances, I got the sense his interest in the music over seeded his interest in his own performance, which I saw as a very loving way of approaching his craft. I like characters that have something unique, and John was certainly one of those.” The visual framework of Eye Of The Storm is constructed from a dreamlike palette of visuals that goes well beyond quick cuts in nightclubs and slow-motion shots as faceless punters pump their fists in the air. Instead, the documentary is full of moody, often abstract images that are obviously meant to align with what we’re hearing from the interview subject, though not necessarily in a predictable fashion. Imagine Diggers strolling surreally through a museum, while off camera he talks about all the music he’s collected over the years. Or a young child running through the desert, as Digweed recounts his formative years as a musician and a DJ. “The mind doesn’t work linearly,” Casacuberta says. “If we try to represent a mental process, that representation shouldn’t be literal but somehow subtle, and st ill be able to relate to the subject matter that is being discussed. I try to go about it in an intuitive way, trying to feel what associative ideas I get from a particular theme. By doing so, you achieve a much more intimate exploration of ideas, even when the subject of the discussion is entirely conceptual. The unusual nature of the images invites a more reflect ive reading of what we are seeing, and somehow suggest that what we are seeing

are mental images, rather than situations that act ually happened.” That’s not to say there aren’t scenes that capture the intensity of a pumping nightclub. However, even these see Casacuberta experimenting with a number of different approaches – cast ing the DJ in silhouette, fi lming from many different angles, and capturing the more abst ract moments that somehow manage to capture the exhilaration more accurately. “I think clubs are designed to facilitate a distorted perception of reality. Distorted in a nice way, but distorted nevertheless. The lights of a club follow patterns that don’t exist anywhere else, and that are meant to produce an experience that is somehow alienated from the common, everyday life perception of things.” It’s a location that’s ripe with visual st imulation, described by Casacuberta as akin to a “fairground landscape”, so it’s hardly surprising that fi lmmakers often get sucked in by the most obvious moments. “It’s exploding with visual st imuli and full of very odd, very crazy characters that are all sharing a kind of enormous, collect ive imaginary scene. I tried to convey the feeling that there is something glorious about being on the dancefloor of a club, but also something absurd, and even funny, and that all those feelings are entirely compatible with each other. I tried to focus in that diversity of points of view rather than just showing people dancing collectively. To focus on particular faces or body positions is the best way to remember that a crowd is always made of very dist inct ive individuals.” WHAT: Structures/Eye Of The Storm (Bedrock/

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MENTAL COMBAT Hip Hop With BLAZE

EXILE

Last year producer/beatmaker Exile dropped his inst rumental album Radio to much acclaim, but the real beauty was that it was a highly conceptual album created entirely by sampling whatever came over the air from the radio stations available to him in Los Angeles. He then tweaked them on his MPC and turned out 15 tracks for the eclect ic Plug Research label. Well now he’s gone bonkers and come back with Radio AM/FM and the free downloadable album Radio Remixes. That’s a staggering 36 tracks in all over two releases, but with the original album it takes it to 51. Holy crizzap! That’s almost three hours of music. Only this time he’s handed over the reins to a plethora of people and let them put their own spin on this unique idea, with a hefty amount skirting around a more experimental slant, so if you don’t mind the sound of static and plenty of radio knob fiddling then you should be enthralled by the results. I’ll persevere and try to mention the best tunes from both of these new versions. The vocoder used for Population Control is utilised on all five versions from the drum machine funk/elect ro version via Ricky Rucker to the Chris Alfaro aka Free The Robots heavy drum rework and to The Grouch and Eligh rapped effort. The next best track would be In Love where DJ Day adds some jazz bass and ethereal keys, while Kan Kick drops some straight ahead hip hop drums and Milo 1 gets all wobbly Detroit st yled. DJ Rhettmatic adds cuts galore to his version of It’s Coming Down and then Alchemist and Evidence spit lyrics for their own construction. Marco Polo pulls out a remarkable joint with Torae and Rustee Juxx on the vox. The posse track comes large with the beat fl ipping Mega Mix complete with verses from Fashawn, Blame One, Big Tone and ADaD. Exile’s partner from his Emanon days, Aloe Blacc, hooks up with Coss for So We Can Move while the always listenable and most recent collaborator Blu jumps down for Love Line. The only tune that features a female is the latest video clip tune Your Summer Song in which J.Mitchell gets soulful for a bass heavy almost wonky hopped glitch fest. These tunes will be most appreciated by the J.Dilla fans and the elect ronic Boomkat.com type visitors. Be warned it’s a heavy load to take in on one listen so spread it out evenly to fully appreciate.

QUIET TALKER NATHAN THOMPSON TELLS CYCLONE HE HOPES TO JOIN ESTEEMED COMPANY BY TAKING THE BRITISH URBAN SOUND TO THE USA WITH HIS WORK AS GIGGS.

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he British urban scene has upstaged that of the US in 2010 with Dizzee Rascal’s raucous appearances at Big Day Out, Professor Green’s crossing over, and Taio Cruz challenging Jason Derülo as R&B’s break-out star. Now London MC Giggs, aka Nathan Thompson, is dropping Let Em Ave It. And his record is very grime – and villainous, if not gangsta – with no Dance Wiv Me moments. “There’s a lot of truth and reality on there,” Thompson announces. The MC acquired the “Giggs” nickname from his spontaneous giggling, yet he was previously known as the darker Hollowman. Far from cracking up, he’s rather serious as an interviewee. Thompson, whose drony flow (and uniquely Anglo take on the Dirty South’s chopped and screwed) is his trademark, speaks little – another conference call ended ominously early – and, when he does, he’s barely audible. But Thompson isn’t necessarily surly. His local record label maintains that he’s just “shy”. Thompson hails from Peckham in South London, where he was raised by a single mother. He himself was a dad at 21. Prior to launching a music career, Thompson copped a jail term for gun possession that continues to haunt him. On his emancipation, he resolved to turn his back on crime, the aspiring MC circulating mixtapes. So successful were these that he began to lay down his empire, SN1 Entertainment, which today encompasses a clothing line – and a store in Peckham Market. In 2008 Thompson went viral with Talkin’ The Hardest, freest yling over the beat of Stat Quo’s Here We Go. His first album proper, Walk In Da Park, issued independently, followed. Thompson scored a deal with XL Recordings, home to acts as diverse as Dizzee, MIA, Jack Peñate, Adele and Vampire Weekend. Nevertheless, the MC has since claimed that XL’s MD was warned off from signing him by police. “I don’t know what they told him,” Thompson says. Of course, that ensures for good PR in rap – but it’s no fabrication. “Nah, that’s the truth!” he insists. “That’s what happened.” Thompson is moving forward with Let Em Ave It, led by Look What The Cat Dragged In, though the album is not without its digs at authority. The MC consciously approached this album differently to his debut, which he describes as being “just for the st reets”. He had to reintroduce himself. “It’s saying where I’m coming from and what I’ve achieved and why I rap about the things I rap about.” Thompson is shrewd – and ambitious – and intends to eventually

concentrate on playing a facilitator, grooming other artists. He act ually fancies doing a Plan B – and act ing. “I might, I wouldn’t mind trying it – I might give it a go.” He’s had offers. But his current focus is conquering the US: Thompson is determined to prove to the Americans that Brit MCs have the goods. “It’s next in the plan – I’m gonna take over the world, man,” he says. In fact, Thompson has spent time in the US “networking” and, in Atlanta, arranged a song with BoB, Don’t Go There, which, confusingly, isn’t on Let Em. There was a time when British MCs st ruggled to be heard, Dizzee reckons that the rock audience has been more loyal to him that hip hoppers. Yet Thompson holds that this is changing. “It’s changing slowly – it’s not all the way there, but it’s just more supporting than it was before. Obviously, it’s a whole new thing for them – like, the music I’m making is new to the UK mainst ream – so it’s going to take time for them to get behind it all the way, but it’s slowly getting there.”

WHO: Giggs WHAT: Let Em Ave It (XL Recordings/Remote Control/Inertia)

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WEIRD SCIENCE

STEPHEN MANDERSON MIGHT BRING A QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH SOUND AS PROFESSOR GREEN, BUT CYCLONE DISCOVERS HE’S MORE RUDEBOY THAN CHAV RAPPER.

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rofessor Green, aka Stephen Manderson, is a quintessentially British rap superstar. He recently lauded his champion Lily Allen in Elle by saying his favourite three things about her were her honest y, her love of Jammy Dodgers biscuits, and her “bottom”. He didn’t even say arse. Manderson is finally unleashing his debut, Alive Till I’m Dead, which includes the hit Just Be Good To Green. That song’s hook, which Allen sings, is nicked from the old SOS Band jam via Beats International. Still, Manderson is “nervous” about how his album will be received – it subsequently debuts at #2 in his homeland. Manderson isn’t gobby, or sullen, but thoughtful and articulate. The East Londoner has had countless setbacks, not least a brutal attack in a nightclub that saw him stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle. Manderson is the product of a broken home, his teenaged parents splitting soon after his birth. He was raised by his beloved grandmother on a Hackney estate. Manderson was considered sufficiently clever to attend a ‘good’ school, but he chose to stay with his mates at a comprehensive. The bored st udent then ended up dropping out. While Manderson had his share of run-ins with the law, one serious, he managed to land a decent job at a design company. Today Manderson believes that his father’s absence was the catalyst for his youthful misdemeanours.

“My familial situation was a weird one in that my Dad was in and out of my life as a kid and that really played havoc with me and my confidence. It took me a long time to find myself ‘cause I didn’t have him there consistently. My Mum was there, but I was brought up by my grandmother. I have a lot of insecurities. I guess I had a lot to prove.” His father died in 2007. Yet Manderson’s career prospects changed for the better. On a whim he’d entered a battle comp at a Camden bar – and won. Manderson progressed to successfully battling at London’s The Jump Off, where Mike Skinner spotted him. He rapped on the underground joint Stereotypical Man, Skinner producing. The MC realised that he needed to focus and not be distracted by the streets.

Manderson recorded an album for Skinner’s The Beats, but it never materialised, the label going bust. The MC had to then extricate himself from The Beats’ parent, Warner. (Manderson holds no grudge against Skinner, who contributed the Alive... ‘bonus’ cut Crying Game.) “It was a little bit discouraging at first, but I’m quite persistent, so I just carried on, plodding along,” Manderson says of the impasse. “I carried on making music behind the scenes. I wasn’t able to push anything. But I think that actually made me work a lot harder, and I got a lot better at my craft, so it might have been a blessing in disguise. It was hard at the time, but now I think it worked out for the best.” He secured a new deal with Virgin. Little of the old album was salvaged – his new songs were better. Manderson resembles Eminem – he has the crewcut, the tattoos and the moody press shots – but musically he’s closer to Jay-Z with his combination of wry comedy, showmanship and vulnerability. (His top MC is The Notorious BIG.) Like Hova, Manderson digs his pop. I Need You Tonight, Alive’s lead single, samples INXS. When given the beat, the MC avoided replaying INXS’ original until he’d written his verses. “I’m not as cool as Michael Hutchence was,” he laughs, “so I could never have done it in the same vein he did! Mine had to be a bit more selfdeprecating.”

WHO: Professor Green WHAT: Alive Till I’m Dead (Virgin/EMI)

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OGFLAVAS OG Urban news with CYCLONE

MARK RONSON

We can’t listen to Eminem’s Recovery forever, so is there any fresh urban music on the horizon? Happily, fans of alt hip hop and R&B have plenty to look forward to. The only problem is that some release details remain sketchy. Reports persist of a Cee-Lo Green album, Lady Killer, for which he’s soulfully reinterpreted Band Of Horses’ No One’s Gonna Love You. The Gnarls Barkley crooner st unned with What Part Of Forever off the Twilight: Eclipse OST but, less credibly, cameos on Travie McCoy’s Dr Feelgood. N*E*R*D were due to drop Nothing but, after the Nelly Furtado-featuring Hot-N-Fun fizzled, perhaps they’re stalling. Meanwhile, Pharrell Williams can be heard on the Swedish House Mafia’s electro house smash One (Your Name). Kanye West should save the day with his next album, the prog (rock) hop single Power generating heat. Oh, and he’s ditching the naff title Good Ass Job.... Will ‘Ye’s protege Kid Cudi regain ground from fellow emo-rapper Drake with Man On The Moon II: The Legend Of Mr Rager? The Cleveland MC is touting his sophomore as “dark by nature”, compared to his debut, as it deals more with reality (read: fame) than his dreams. ‘Ye pops up on the official lead single, Erase Me, which sounds like UNKLE. Cudi’s GOOD Music labelmate John Legend’s last album, Evolver, didn’t perform as hoped, despite the zany uptempo Green Light with Andre 3000. Now he’s teamed with The Roots for the socially-conscious covers set Wake Up!. OG Flavas can’t wait to hear Legend’s take on Donny Hathaway’s Little Ghetto Boy. Not satisfied with helming the stellar How I Got Over, The Roots’ ?uest love is also launching a supergroup led by Amy Winehouse. Last ly, Mark Ronson has confirmed his third album, Record Collection, for September. He’s doing a Florence Welch and adding the name of a phantom band – The Business Intl. Don’t expect covers, although Ronson has again secured several unlikely collaborators. He’s moving away from retro soul, instead embracing 80s synth-pop – and revelling in golden era hip hop. Guests include D’Angelo, members of Duran Duran (Ronson is producing their album), and Boy George (Somebody To Love Me). And Ronson himself sings this time – check out his Lose It (In The End) with Ghost face Killah (co-written by fellow hipster Jonathan Pierce.


2010: AN ELECTION ODYSSEY

The final in our week-by-week guide to the 2010 election campaign, including our election day predictions.

But(t) Abbott’s polling solid where it counts: Libs are owning marginal seats.

GREENS

OTHER

The High Court decision to overturn early electoral role closure to favour Greens with lots of younger voters now eligible.

The Sex Party’s drug decriminalisation policy, thought of as looney by anyone not a fan of The Wire, was endorsed by a top criminologist. Shiiiiiiiiiiit!

A Fred Nile candidate says he’s previously quit Labor, Libs and Democrats. A Christian Democrat who likes a party or two.

The three stooges (Rudd, Hawke and Latham) continue to distract from Labor business (but it’s oh so entertaining).

What! Libs said to have not played dirty enough! Ouch! That anti-Abbott ad by GetUp must have stung.

Leaked emails reveal dissent over preference deals. Proves their emails are more exciting than their tweets.

Gillard takes on another Labor leader, now blaming Vic’s Premier for loss of southern support. Ms G, isn’t that your backyard?

The election isn’t even lost yet and Turnbull is said to be sniffing around for the leadership again. Maybe he’s ‘acclimatised’ for the gig now.

Those pesky leaks reveal a bigger spat looming; they’re divided over private school spending. Old school socialism vs old school tie?

MAY WE SUGGEST

THE BAD

Poll surge! Nope, not a dodgy porno starring Julia Gohard but a real-life return to form for the ‘real’ Gillard.

LIBERAL

THE UGLY

THE GOOD

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Will get over the line by a fraction. But will the PM be the ‘real’ Gillard or the mining corps’ fembot?

Will experience a swing but not enough to win. Abbott will be discarded like last summer’s Speedo’s.

Will gain the power of balance in the senate. Everyone will be quoting Reservoir Dogs: “Fuck, where’s Brown?”

ABC’s Kerry O’Brien accused of letting Gillard talk more than Abbott. Sheesh, if Abbott had a ‘real’ alter ego he’d get extra talk time too.

…and, the indies will be everywhere if parliament is hung. Tea parties to be hosted by the Mad Katter.


FIONA PATTEN

FRED NILE

THE WILD SIDE OF ELECTION 2010 JULIA GILLARD AND TONY ABBOTT ARE DOING THEIR BEST TO PUT YOU ASLEEP THIS ELECTION CAMPAIGN, BUT THAT DOESN’T MEAN THERE’S NO FUN TO BE HAD. SCOTT FITZSIMONS LOOKS AT THOSE HAVING A GRAND OLD TIME ON THE TRAIL AND THOSE WHO ARE HARBOURING INSANITY.

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e’re having a ball act ually, I think because we have no expectations,” Fiona Patten, leader of the Aust ralian Sex Party tells 3D World. Patten had just been marching in the Melbourne Equal Love same-sex marriage promoting rally, but had to run home to plug her phone into the charger to continue our chat. “I mean we’d love to win a seat, but we haven’t got any expectations of the campaign so we’ve found that to be really refreshing and it’s enabled us to really have a lot of fun. Last night in Perth, South Aust ralia and Melbourne, and I think Brisbane, we all went on pub crawls. We all went down different st reets in Melbourne and by the time we got to the city there was about 30 of us and we were just getting mobbed by people.” It’s been a while since a Victorian candidate to the Senate, like herself, admitted to going on a pub crawl while the countdown to the elect ion is in single figures, but then again Patten’s party are trying to shake things up (see her debate on Sunrise with the Family First party – she made poor Wendy Francis look a lost and decidedly uncomfortable doting Grandmother). Born out of opposition to the proposed internet fi lter, they’re now classifying themselves as a civil liberties party, the only real one in the race. “I don’t think the general public, and particularly the people that I’m meeting, probably under 35s, are connect ing with either political party,” she says. “And most people are pretty disengaged with politics these days. And certainly the campaign that the major parties have been running I don’t think has engaged anyone’s passion.” A percentage of the increased profi le they’re getting this year has their name to thank, which was a suggest ion of the late leader of the Democrats Don ‘Chippy’ Chipp. He figured the name was suitable, and would help them stand out in the sea of mid-range parties, if they were dealing with issues of sex and gender. Campaigning on the back of policies regarding the internet fi lter, the un-banning of X-rated fi lms, same-sex marriages and the rights of euthanasia and abortion, they’re also pushing for the decriminalisation of all drugs. “We want to decriminalise all drugs, which means we don’t want to legalise them and we certainly don’t want to legalise drug dealers so drug dealing st ill remains an offence,” says the party’s Registered Officer Robert Swan. “But we want to decriminalise all personal possession of drugs, doesn’t matter what they are, whether it’s sleeping pills or marijuana or alcohol or cigarettes or heroin or crack or cocaine, it doesn’t matter. Whatever drug, we say they should be legal to possess and people should be prescribed these drugs by chemists and doctors, so that

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chemists and doctors take over running.” The thinking is, that by moving drug abuse from the criminal just ice system to the health administ ration, they’ll be able to combat the problem through professional channels and curb the fact that, “70 percent of people in jail in Aust ralia are in jail for crimes associated with the personal possession of drugs.” It’s a tough one to sell to the conservatives, but Patten’s convinced they’ve a large portion of the mainstream public behind them. Right now though, they’re focused on the last week of electioneering. “Well I know where we’re having the after party,” she laughs, “we really are playing it day by day. But we are hoping to launch a live music policy so the Sex Party can be fully complete with sex, drugs and rock’n’roll.”

SENSATIONAL SENATORS

When you number all those little boxes this weekend, hover your pencil over these guys for a moment or two. ROSALYN TOWNSEND/PHILLIP TOWNSEND (VICTORIA) Another husband/wife duo, proving that One Nation isn’t dead yet. Highlights from their party policy document include; on education, “Emphasis on responsibility, competition and discipline. We will reinstate School Inspectors, ensure Christ ian Values, Patriotism and Morality. Aptitude tests will be conducted.” On multiculturalism; “One Nation will abolish multiculturalism and the Racial Discrimination Act, promote assimilation, nationalism, loyalty and pride in being an Aust ralian.” We could go on. CHRISTIAN DEMOCRATIC PARTY (NATIONAL) By the word of God and by the love he inspires, Fred Nile’s party are open to everyone so long as you take your world view from the Bible’s pages. “CDP is opposed to laws that prevent or hinder anyone from living peaceably in accordance with His religious beliefs (for instance, antidiscrimination laws should not be used to force a Christ ian into renting accommodation to a homosexual couple).” SENATOR ON-LINE (NATIONAL) A party with no policies, they pledge to turn each matter in the Senate into an online poll where you, dear reader, can cast a vote in matters of the upper house. STEPHEN MAYNE/PAULA PICCININI (VICTORIA) You may recall Mayne of this husband and wife duo, he once scored 1.98 percent of the votes when he ran against an incumbent Peter Costello. He also founded the Crikey website and has had a career littered with controversy – most famously when News Limited columnist Glenn Milne pushed him off stage at the 2006 Walkley Awards.


KUMAR’S CAPERS

All Th ings House with BEN KUMAR Welcome back to Kumar’s Capers, and you can tell the Ibiza season is fi rmly dominating dance music, much like the Queensland State Of Origin team over the hapless Blues. Big room hedonist ic tunes are in (good), as are ludicrous cash-in compilations (despicable). So what’s shaping up this year to emerge? It appears tech sounds continue their dominance over clubland, with a tinge of the African in the form of tribal drums. Label CR2 is getting a bit more underground cred with this approach, whilst regular producers like Aff kt, Coyu and Uner remain st rong. The club versions of Damian Lazarus’ Smoke The Monster Out are set to dominate. Elect ro house has been given a fi rm Greg Inglis-st yle “don’t argue”, and not a moment too soon. Most of those on the sinking ship have moved over to techier sounds anyway. All aboard the bandwagon! Of significance in the album stakes is eternal Ibiza artist Chicane, with Giants. Th is is hotly anticipated, but from what I’ve heard so far, it’s like the Wallaby Rugby Union team – it’s got some lovely passages of play but is let down by a lack of imagination. The requisite dreamy ambient tunes are there, but some of the trancetast ic tunes are just tacky. The Anjunabeats stable is vying for label of the year for the third time running, and new compilation Anjunabeats Vol 8 is, while a bit too trancey for my tastes, is sure to excite a host of people into what is becoming an accessible melodic direct ion for the trancemeisters. On the singles front, Azari & III may have hit it big with the indie kids (and house purists) with anthem Reckless (With Your Love), but they’re going to take it to the clubs big time on the basis of the Indigo EP, out in September on Tiga’s Turbo Recordings. Make sure you grab the EP because it’ll have a cut that’s not going to be released anywhere else! Name to watch out for is the deliciously affi xed Nacho Marco, a house producer du jour kicking all sorts of goals. His remix of Groove Armada’s Paper Romance is solid, but the originals Lose Control and Rising shine, making great use of vocals and melody. Until next time, stay tuned for my internet radio series, titled The Pod Caste System. Oh, and a diatribe about DJ competitions decided by votes – no playing advantage, they’re simply offside!

STATE OF FLUX

ON THE BACK OF A SUCCESSFUL DEBUT EP THAT THE BAND THEMSELVES DON’T RATE, EKHI LOPETEGI OF DELOREAN TELLS NINA BERTOK THEIR FIRST ALBUM IS A COLLAGE OF TEN YEARS OF MUSICAL INFLUENCES.

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rom hardcore punk, to upbeat pop, to tech house… It’s pretty much unheard of in club circles, but Barcelona foursome Delorean have dipped their toes in many different musical waters before embracing their current dance leanings with debut album Subiza.

“All of us came from punk and hardcore bands in Basque,” chief songwriter Ekhi Lopetegi announces. “It was probably about 10 years ago now and I can’t remember much about those days but that’s how we fi rst met. We were going to lots of shows and sometimes we pract iced together until we got bored and wanted to try something different. We wanted to surprise ourselves but also people who knew us for the music we were doing then. I guess we didn’t really care what they would think because we did it anyway.” It was several years ago when Delorean fi rst started turning their attention to pop tunes and layered melodies, but it wouldn’t be until 2009 that the band really found its niche. Embracing every genre it had covered since 2001, Lopetegi and his band of ex-punkers combined all their efforts into their debut Ayrton Senna EP which garnered rave reviews from Pitchfork and the Guardian soon after. Confi rming that 2009 was definitely a good year for the band, Lopetegi claims Delorean were now ready for bigger and better things – starting with a re-introduct ion. “Everybody seemed to love the EP but to be honest , we weren’t really that thrilled with it,” Lopetegi confesses. “We didn’t hate it or anything, but I can’t say we were that happy with the songs. To us, they ended up sounding too watered down and just really safe, which was not what we were trying to do. Let’s just say we were shocked that the reviews it got were so good.” More than anything, according to Lopetegi, Delorean wanted Subiza to “speak to the people”. By that, Lopetegi says he means that the band’s main focus is always for the audience to feel the music rather than merely hear it. “The basic idea was to mix house music and pop music but it was more about the vibe rather than just the sounds,” Lopetegi explains. “We produced it with a big focus on the texture and the layers underneath. The EP was st ill us being caught halfway between the indie-rock live

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band sound and elect ronica, so there is a huge gap between the EP and the LP.” Lopetegi claims that those who followed Delorean’s remixes sometime around 2008 and 2009 would have seen this album coming. Their remix work on tracks for The Teenagers, The Mystery Jets and The Big Pink provided a glimpse into the future sound now found on Subiza in 2010. “The EP was always not much more than just a fi rst try for us,” says Lopetegi. “Now that the album is done, we feel like a certain way of doing things has come to a completion with this album. Once you know how to do something, when you master your own techniques, you move onto the next level. “For us, that’s the live show which we’re not 100 percent happy with yet. We think of Daft Punk as a reference to how we want to look and sound live, without copying obviously! I saw them in Barcelona three years ago and it blew my mind. If we can work on a set like that from beginning to the end, that would be amazing.”

WHO: Delorean WHAT: Subiza (True Panther/Remote Control/Inertia) WHERE & WHEN: Parklife at Gold Coast Parklands Saturday 25 September

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SUBDETRITUS Bass Culture with BRAD SWOB

J DILLA

STEALTH BOMBERS

DANIEL SANDERS CATCHES UP WITH DUANE BURIANI-GENNAI AND WAYNE SMITH, MELBURNIANS FETED OVERSEAS FOR THEIR PRODUCTION WORK AS MIDNITE SLEAZE.

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uane BG (Buriani-Gennai) and Wayne Smith have worked towards their current state of success evenly and methodically but you could be forgiven for thinking them an overnight success – under the Midnite Sleaze moniker they’ve racked up an staggering amount of remix requests from labels such as Spinnin’, Armada, Slip n Slide Floorplay, Safari and Onelove, all of which have rolled in thanks to their competition winning remix of Roger Sanchez and DJ Oliver’s Transatlatins track I Can’t Live Without Music. “I think winning that remix competition for Roger Sanchez’s Stealth label early last year was a big step forward for us in getting attention from a lot of European dance music labels and DJs,” Buriani-Gennai admits. “Now we’re so busy that we can’t keep up with all the labels that want to release some music from us, so, it’s a good problem to have!” Far from being a recently established team, Buriani-Gennai and Smith have been at it behind the decks and in the st udio for the better part of three years, and the effort is starting to pay dividends. Their fi rst visit to the USA in March of 2009 for Miami Winter Music Conference saw them play several gigs there, and also a show in San Diego which helped make the prospect of a return visit possible. A five show 2010 whist lestop tour of Southern California was cut short only because of their day job responsibilities back home – the sheer number of releases on their schedule seems to indicate that may not last forever though. “Our fi rst single for Stealth will be coming out in the next month or two we believe, it’s called The Distortion,” Smith states. “We’ve also got another of our two singles that we signed to another German label called Housesession which is really big over there and we’ve got a whole bunch of remixes that still aren’t out yet. There’s one on Nervous Records out of New York, there’s also one on Star 69 – another American label,” Buriani-Gennai reveals. “We’ve probably got about six or seven vocals already laid down for [other] tracks that we just haven’t been able to get to because of our busy remix schedule – it’s just been hectic. We’re at that point where we have to do remixes to sort of keep our name out there [but] now we have the drive to really push some of our original

music out. We’ve always managed to do some originals but not quite to the extent that we’ve wanted to.” On a local level, their Saturday night Future Bomb show on Melbourne’s Kiss FM is also helping them build profi le and introduce some much-needed diversity to the commercial house music soundscape, drawing new list eners in as a result. “It’s opened up so many doors,” Smith enthuses. “We’ve had some great support from Tim Byrne the st ation manager, he’s really believed in us and is really pushing us.” “He gave us one of the main slots on a Saturday night and we’ve been able to push some really cool music that we felt there was a lack of on Saturday night in terms of radio shows,” Buriani-Gennai elaborates. “We’ve tried to push all the club music that we like, and also try to fit in some great guest DJs from overseas that we feel don’t get enough exposure in Australia.”

WHO: Midnite Sleaze WHERE & WHEN: Monastery Friday 20 August

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In our quest to make sense of the world of bass music this column has chiefly looked at dubstep and its elder cousin drum’n’bass. But there is a sound, an aest hetic, that is just as old as dubstep yet is st ill without a galvanising name. At various points referred to as beat music, woozy, aquacrunk, future beats and (staggeringly) purple wow, wonky by any other name is st ill just as sweet. Running almost side by side with dubstep, there is every chance that when the tome of early 21st century elect ronic music is written that wonky will be viewed as the more experimental and influential of the two. The origins of wonky cannot be discussed without mentioning one man – the late J Dilla. Born in 1974, Dilla’s ear was tuned to the rich musical legacy of his hometown Detroit. Motown soul, Detroit techno and the city’s own brand of hip hop launched Dilla on a path that found him producing tracks for the likes of A Tribe Called Quest, The Pharcyde, Busta Rhymes and Common. After hooking up with LA-based producer Madlib, Dilla eventually found a home on legendary left-of-centre hip hop label Stones Th row. His trademark drum programming was derived in part by a refusal to snap all his beats to a perfect quantised grid – giving them a more human, natural sound. He also was among the fi rst to significantly build upon the incorporation of synths and elect ronic bass blueprinted by Afrika Baambaata’s Planet Rock which themselves were often unquantised. After losing his battle with lupus, Dilla passed away in February 2006. The raw Dilla elements of unquantised drums and synths have resonated across the globe with a new generation of producers from many different genres. Initially, the two international st rongholds of the movement were found in Los Angeles and (not so likely) Glasgow. Home to one of the figureheads of the sound in Flying Lotus, Los Angeles has been fertile ground for wonky beats built around Lotus’ own loose collect ive Brainfeeder which is home to the likes of Samiyam, Ras_G, The Gaslamp Killer and Lorn. On the other side of the pond, Glasgow’s Lucky Me collect ive have added their own flair to the sound incorporating playful, fluroescent synth tones from the likes of Rust ie, Hudson Mohawke and Mike Slott. Now a truly global movement with fingers in hip hop, dubstep, funky and house, the quest ion has become – how unquantised can shit get?


THE ALBUM OF WEEK

ALBUMREVIEWS

BLISS N ESO Running On Air (Illusive)

MATTHEW DEAR Black City

(Ghost ly International/Inertia) New Yorker Matthew Dear is a man of many aliases – creator of crossover techno stormers like Mouth To Mouth as Audion, producer of minimal weapons under his False and Jabberjaw pseudonyms, even indie-folk band leader with Matthew Dear’s Big Hands – so it’s somewhat ironic that the music he produces under his own name plays furthest from type than his followers would expect. And though it does have elements of darkness, his fourth album Black City is shot through with an undercurrent of joy and playfulness, like a loveletter to a city which exists only in his heart. Anyone looking for a frame of reference could do worse than Damian Lazarus’ amazing 2009 collect ion Smoke The Monster Out, as Dear similarly creates evocative, wist ful songscapes which are decorated by his deep monotone, sometimes augmented by layers of highpitched harmonies. I Can’t Feel even recalls the alterna-blues of sadly lamented 90s underground heroes Morphine – if the band were fed through a vintage sequencer with quantize funct ion set to ‘wonky’. Elsewhere Little People (Black City) is semi-euphoric fi ltered elect ro-disco, slightly off-kilter cowbells coming at you from one channel as a spooky chorus of falsettos chimes in at the climax. Slowdance is as good a descriptor as any for its languid, wall of synths after hours pulse, while Soil To Seed echoes some of LCD Soundsystem’s druggier moments and You Put A Smell On Me channels the Kick-era elect ro-funk of INXS, only with freebasing arpeggiated undercurrent and nightmarish vocal interplay. Dear’s willingness to operate on the fringes of conventional songwriting reaps repeated rewards, and while it’s not entirely clear what Black City is all about (even the short fi lms on his website which document the album’s creation shed little light on proceedings), it’s a place well worth visiting. KRIS SWALES

Bliss N Eso set the bar ridiculously high when they released Flying Colours in 2008 – an album of conceptual originality that took Aust ralian hip hop into exciting new territory and cemented their status as one of Aust ralia’s most innovative acts. But they’ve taken a different approach with their follow-up Running On Air, essentially going back to basics, rediscovering and paying homage to a dist inct ly Aust ralian st yle of hip hop in its purest form. Themes of national pride, self belief and “mateship” saturate Running On Air, leaving you with a warm sense of cultural familiarity. The album doesn’t get off to a great start, the ambiguous Never Land voiceover disjointed and largely irrelevant to what follows. Flying Through The City next up is fast and fun,

A-Diction Walkin’ Alone

(Independent/Obese) Contrary to this album’s title, A-Dict ion’s MCs Breach and Boltz go in with a heavy guest list – beats from M-Phazes, Mules, Jase and Xcise & Dutch, plus artists Haunts, Billy Bunks, Fraksha, Scott Burns and the infect ious Vida-Sunshyne pack the album, at times overshadowing the Melbourne pair. The title track drops a deliciously addict ive head-nod by Lewis One and Consistent follows, inviting Bekah back to assist on a hook that didn’t really need help. Drop The Beat balances it out, a dope beat with an all-over soul-tan from Vida-Sunshyne making this an album feature. Capital Vices looks fantast ic on paper – all-in with Scott Burns, Billy Bunks, Fraksha, Whisper and Raven – but over M-Phazes’ beats it comes together a little lacklust re. However, when Choose Mics get their hands on Who Can? We Can with fresh tone from Haunts they make a swing jam that’s done with perfect measure from homeboy Mules. Finishing on Hold On provides an encore track with M-Phazes at his finest. On Walkin’ Alone, A-Dict ion seem joyous just to be heard doing what they love most – homespun Oz hip hop. RIP NICHOLSON

sampling Kiwis Quincy Conserve and with a mean bassline from producer Hattori Hanzo. The spirited Addicted is where the album really warms up, optimist ically overcoming the trials of life with an infect ious chorus and a fun reference to Chuck Berry’s Johnny B Goode. Lead single Down By The River does well to encapsulate Bliss N Eso’s experience of recording this album in the Victorian bush, describing a blokey paradise of BMX biking, smoking bongs and shooting guns. LA rapper Xzibit pops up on People Up On It and RZA himself guests on Smoke Like A Fire but regardless of their notoriety these song are amongst the least captivating. Elsewhere ubiquitous super producer M-Phazes injects his magic into Children Of The Night and rising star Matik makes a great impression on the uplifting Weightless Wings. TASH HALO

AFRICA HITECH Hitecherous (Warp/Inertia)

Africa Hitech is a collaborative effort between producer Mark Pritchard (aka Harmonic 313) and producer/vocalist Steve Spacek, who recently worked with Katalyst on the Space Invadas album. Both based in Sydney, the pair experiment with 2-step and plenty of bleepy synths on their debut EP Hitecherous. Opening track How Does It Make U Feel sets the tone with Spacek lending his vocals to a housey hook set over retro-sounding bass stabs and Nintendo vibes. Said Speed, like most of the EP, is an inst rumental steppy affair with dreamy synths washing over a repeating bass loop. The appropriately–titled Lash Out is a definite nod to Degenerate-era Vex’d but manages not to sound too derivative with its well-executed sawtooth bass, harsh snares and playful synth lead providing this outing’s highlight. Boingy is more st raightforward 2-step business, while One Two features vocals of Steve Spacek in a futurist ic dancehall track akin to The Bug. As a bonus track for digital buyers Too Late is a spacey dub adventure, with a cavernous bassline complimented perfect ly by Spacek’s soulful croon. BRAD SWOB

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ONE TRACK MIND CYANTIFIC 88mph (Cyantific)

Everyone’s favourite purveyor of early morning grooves returns with another break loaded, sub bass driven, ragga vocal and munt st rings littered jam that will have heads skanking and swaying at the same time. It’s not new, but when you’re that good at bringing old school jungle sounds up to date, why change?

OPERON VS SILENT SHADOW MADLIB Madlib Medicine Show #5: The History Of The Loop Digga (Stones Th row/Inertia)

Arguably the only reason US hip hop producer Madlib isn’t held in the same esteem as the late J Dilla is because he is st ill alive. Though far more low-key, Madlib ground out a reputation over the course of the 1990s, working with the likes of The Alkaholiks and his own acts Lootpack and Quasimoto. It was between these projects, that Madlib locked himself away and pounded out an endless number of beats; some finding their way to MC friends, some set aside for years. The Madlib Medicine Show is about shedding lights on these pieces, one ‘album’ every month for the duration of 2010, this fifth edition deemed good enough to get a local push. Const ructed much like Madlib’s beloved Beat Konducta albums,

VARIOUS Deep Medi Releases Volume 2 (Deep Medi/ Inertia)

Continuing on from the fi rst retrospect ive collect ion of 12-inch releases from Digital Myst ikz conspirator Mala’s label Deep Medi, comes the second instalment. Th is compilation features two tracks each from Kromestar, Quest, Silkie, Tunnidge, Goth-Trad and Mala himself, representing a good cross sect ion of deeper dance floor dubstep.The ubiquitous Kromestar, who seemed to be putting out a new track everyday for a while there, has two of his better cuts here in the form of Marz Attackz and Rainy Days. Quest’s siren-laden The Sea Front and the more dubbed out vibes of Deep Inside give way to two interest ing tracks from Silkie – Hooby with its propulsive percussion and affect ing synths and the contemplative I Sed. Tunnidge’s Face Melt and Geddeon up the wobble factor while not being completely over the top. The dist inct ive well-produced sounds of Japan’s Goth-Trad are represented with Law and The Clown which are the most upfront dance tracks on this release. But predictably the true highlights of this compilation are Mala’s own tunes – it doesn’t get much deeper than the bass pressure of Miracles. BRAD SWOB

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it contains a series of 30-odd two-minute-long inst rumental pieces, loops essentially built from his no doubt jaw-dropping record collect ion. If these pieces are an insight into that collect ion then Madlib has very broad taste; mellow jazzy chops sit next to hardcore thug funk, boogie down basslines, trippy weed-soaked melodica and analogue sci-fi weird shit. His skill lies in serving up both music for the hips and the head, one minute funky and friendly, the next dark and menacing, one beat dense and heavy the next spacious and free flowing. Most of these, murky, dust y, lo-fi beat abstract ions are more forward-thinking than the tripe that is often served up 10 to 15 years later and several are put to work toward the end with a few vocal tracks from Madlib himself and his CDP crew. Madlib Medicine Show #5 is a fabulous how-to in beat-making, an insight into how frighteningly prolific one man can be in the st udio. DARREN COLLINS

OPIUO Slurp And Giggle

(Additech Records) For an artist’s debut album to arrive with the sort of cocky swagger that encapsulates Melbourne based Kiwi Opiuo’s sound, is almost unheard of. And Slurp And Giggle almost perfect ly describes its contents, 12 tracks of quirky, trippy and funky-as-fuck future beats that’ll have the corners of your mouth curling up at the same time as your head bounces up and down in time. Coming with such a cohesive sound does have its problems – although it all sounds dist inct ly Opiuo, you’d be hard-pressed to single out a track in a line-up, and when you expect closer Petrichor to take you to another planet it settles into the same formulaic groove. But it’s a small quibble, and one only a hard marker would make if lost on the dancefloor in the squelchy halftime wonder of Robo Booty, cooing vocal samples of Off Chops, and vaguely Balaeric beauty of Water Mouth (featuring assitance from Sun:monx). And the densely layered sound design of Slurp And Giggle makes it a collection fans will find themselves making new discoveries in with each listen. GLORIA LEWIS

Science

(Camino Blue) Deep, warm d’n’b that’s equal parts thump and gurn with its dark, growling bassline, crisp, rolling drums and multiple layers of smooth, lush st rings and pads. Watch the drop after the breakdown – guaranteed to get the entire dancefloor closing their eyes and having a little moment.

ADULTNAPPER FEAT BIG BULLY Lie To Me (Culprit)

A funky deep house cut, equally at home early on in the night or in the late hours when it’s time to get deeeeep. Fairly light-on in terms of elements, it relies on wobbly, groovy bassline, falsetto vocals and basic piano stabs and rolls to create a simple groove that never gets boring.

SVY & MAINER 133Q (Gut Feel Records)

Floaty progressive house out with a low, stabby bassline, funky percussion, delightful chords and atmospherics. Th is isn’t exact ly going to set the world on fi re but it’s the sort of tune that will get heads nodding and feet tapping during a warmup set. ANDREW WOWK

3DPLAYLIST 3D 1. Duppy Writer ROOTS MANUVA MEETS WRONGTOM 2. Black City MATTHEW DEAR 3. 20 Years Of Beats & Pieces VARIOUS/NINJA TUNE 4. Kryptonite DJ FRESH 5. Kompilation PLASTIKMAN 6. Enter The Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) WU-TANG CLAN 7. The ‘Umu KOOLISM 8. Central TECHNASIA 9. Barking UNDERWORLD 10. New Forms RONI SIZE/REPRAZENT


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PRIVATE PROPERTY (OZ JR & DJ WAITY) WHERE AND WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST SET? “Central Station battle in 2006.” WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE ALL TIME 12? “All time would be Booka Shade In White Rooms (Neo mix) and Leave The World Behind by Axwell, Ingrosso, Laidback Luke and Angello.” WHAT’S THE FUNNIEST THING YOU’VE SEEN FROM BEHIND THE DECKS? “The boys dancing and trying to pick up.” WHO ARE YOUR FAVOURITE DJS? “Clearly Axwell, Fedde le Grand, Calvin Harris, Hook N Sling, Sam La More, Avicii, 2manyDJs.” WHAT’S THE WORST REQUEST YOU’VE GOT? “Blow My Whistle by Alligator Project.” WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF WHAT YOU DO? “They love it, although if they came out and saw us play and how loose we can get, they would be off us – plus it’s too loud.”

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WHAT DOES THE LOCAL CLUB SCENE NEED MOST? “Summer club scene.” FAVOURITE CLUB TO PLAY? “Elect ric Playground.” WHAT’S YOUR BEST ALL TIME GIG? “Steiny’s Party – Sunshine Coast, played a massive four hour set with about 600 people packed into a warehouse, with full lighting set-up. Everyone was loose and no fights – how good. Sick party.” WHAT GIGS HAVE YOU GOT COMING UP? “Residency at Elect ric Playground every Saturday.” PIC BY TERRY SOO AT ZURI


DJ STIFFY’S WIDE WORLD OF SHORTS

FEDERAL ERECTION In determining who I might act ually vote for this weekend (because, frankly, this whole campaign has been about as politically inspiring as watching Hotdogs from Big Brother host the Logies), it occurred to me that I should act ually ditch the usual questions I ask myself – ie who is act ually going to both increase unemployment benefits and lower the qualification criteria for bad arts grants – and revisit what I have done in previous elections, and work out which candidate is act ually less painful to mast urbate over, which is generally judged by the sheer length of time required to dump my load on the front page of the Australian Financial Review, or, failing that, number of blisters. At which point I was reminded – as Mrs Stiff y has previously mentioned on numerous occasions – that Kevin Rudd “is one of the most womanly men I’ve ever laid eyes upon”, which act ually led to the 2007 voting decision being a bit of a no-brainer – i.e imagining Kevin Rudd in drag was act ually a massive turn-on (which inevitably fits in with my taste in pornography), and this tipped him over the line versus John Winston Howard, who would have act ually got my vote if he’d simply learnt to pluck his friggin’ eyebrows. At which point, you’d say Tony Abbot is a clear choice, citing his chiseled abs and ability to not get an erect ion while in front of television cameras, over Julia, whose face (you would imagine) would look much better spurted with unnamed white viscous liquid. However, more than two hours and many blisters later, both failed to act ually get a result, and I’ve had too many bad experiences with home-made Tasmanian pornography to take Bob Brown even remotely seriously, and frankly, voting for the Aust ralian Sex Party is just way too obvious, which inevitably led me to the Citizens Electoral Council, mainly because I know that they’re so paranoid and weird, they’ll probably act ually read this, which will increase my readership by about two people – an increase of 200 percent. And, when you’ve got a new editor/publisher to impress, the numbers are all that matters.

YOUTUBE OF THE WEEK

“Who’s the baddest dude in the galaxy? Who’s slicker than Superfly?” Who else but Lando Calrissian. If only George Lucas would stop raping and pillaging the childhoods of millions and front up the cash to make Blackstar Warrior, and blaxploitation spoof of Lando’s life and times modelled on Black Dynamite.

LILO’S DIARY

After serving a harsh-but-fair 13 days of her 90-day prison sentence, wild child Lindsay Lohan is out of the slammer and spending some quality time in rehab. It turns out LiLo used her time behind bars to write a journal which she hopes to turn into a book – a 3D World mole provided us with these excerpts revealing her complex inner turmoil... 21 JULY “How did I end up in this hell hole?! Eeeks! I don’t deserve this at all. Prison is way budget lol. How did Paris survive in this place? Oh that’s right – Jesus! I will turn to the Lord.” JULY 25 “Thank God no one can see me in here! FYI, I’m wearing an orange jumpsuit and one-size-fits-all ‘granny panties’ and

have to tie knots at the sides to keep from falling down. Eeeks! These are by far the darkest days of my life…” 29 JULY “Missing my bellas KimKard, SamRon and PeaGel. Am finding it hard to stay in character as Linda Lovelace surrounded by all these bull dykes lol.” 1 AUGUST “The food in this place

is foul… Thank God I already ate half a strawberry this month – still really full.” 3 AUGUST “Twitter withdrawal too much. Eeeks. Gotta go to rehab.” 6 AUGUST “ Feeling totally Girl Interrupted right now, rehab for 90 days with a bunch of freaks. Oh and P.S – Resnick have the worst interior decorator ever...the renovations

on my room are tackier than a Queer Eye for a Striaght Guy episode...vomit.” 8 AUGUST “ In art’s and crafts thearapy today I made myself a cardboard cell phone.” 8 AUGUST Ernest Hemmingway once said “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.” - Hello?! That’s what got me in this mess!!

WITH THIS HOT “I’M RUSSIAN GIRL WHO ONLY WEARS MARC JACOBS AND LISTENS TO HARD HOUS ON SOUNDCLOUD...”

DIPLO IS EITHER LIVING A NIGHTMARE OR MET THE ULTIMATE WOMAN.

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3 DEGREES OF SEPARATION THE FIRST DEGREE

THE KEY : THE SECRET URBAN COOKIE COLLECTIVE (Pulse-8 Records, 1993) One of the most enduring early 90s dance-pop anthems, The Key : The Secret peaked at #4 in the Aust ralian Top 50 chart and was followed into the Top 10 not long after by Feels Like Heaven. Although original vocalist Diane Charlemagne has long since parted ways with the band, they st ill remain act ive on the live circuit – no doubt in part to this being remixed and charting again in 1996 and 2005.

THE SECOND DEGREE

INNER CITY LIFE GOLDIE (FFRR, 1994) Diane Charlemagne has also given voice to tracks by Moby, High Contrast and Meat Katie across her decorated career, but she’s st ill synonymous with Goldie’s seminal jungle long-player Timeless and its lead single Inner City Life in particular. Close to two decades after its release it’s st ill considered the high point of Goldie’s (not to mention engineer Rob Playford’s) recorded career, and one of the finest jungle tracks of all time.

THE THIRD DEGREE THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH GARBAGE (Radioact ive/MCA, 1999) When not on Celebrity Big Brother, Goldie flexed his act ing chops in the 1999 James Bond fi lm The World Is Not Enough. The fi lm was more notable for Garbage’s theme song than its entertainment value – indeed Shirley Manson and co delivered the only memorable Bond theme of the past 20 years.


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GUESTLIST

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WEDNESDAY

DOORS Tone Def. 9pm. STEP INN Inferno: Whiskey & Speed, Acorea, White Circus, Symbolic Weapon. 7pm. Free. THE REGATTA Frat Club: Pete Smith, Mark Z. 9pm. UBER Whatever Wednesdays: Top 40, R&B, house and hip hop treats. 7pm X&Y Maggie Collins. 11pm. ZURI. DJ’s Danny T & Jimmy Vagas 6pm. Free. DANNY T

NEVER LAND BAR Ball Park Music PLATINUM Residents Gerry Morales, Craig Roberts, Joey Mojo. PRESSURE LOUNGE DJ Mista (Hitmen Crew) , DJ’s Ricky D and Bounce. SHOOTERS Vision Friday Republic All Stars Kartoon Kidd Broski ea Kut MC Steez. 8pm. SIANA VALLEY Respect Music DJ Lucas Black. SIN CITY A-List Friday: Kronic. Guestlist. STEP INNTrash Video: Hits, The Shrewms, Lobster Prophets. 8pm. THE TIVOLI Bliss n Eso, Diafrix, Mind Over Matter. 8pm. $42 (+ bf) THE REGATTA Oarsome Friday DJ Paul Bell with DJ Marky Mark Z. 9pm. Free. ZURI Provocateur: Dj Benn Hopkins. 6pm. Free entry. X&Y Danny cool. Cutloose. 10.30pm.

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THURSDAY ALHAMBRA Lambda Lambda Lambda: Martin Party, The Belligerents, Lambda DJs. 9pm. ALLONEWORD Fleet Street Launch Party: Arku, Walrii. 9pm. THE BEDROOM Ladies Night. CLUB 299 Snitch: 9pm. $10 (guestlist)–$12. FITZY’S Vita, DJ Climate. 8pm. Free. FUSION VILLA NOOSA Th irsty Thursdays: DJ Banksy,free entry. KALIBAR Open Stage. 8pm-12. MICK O’MALLEY’S DJ Six T. 9pm. Free. NEVER LAND BAR Misere. THE PRESS CLUB Life Funk: Ol’ School Thursdays. 9pm. SIN CITY DJ Fly Girl Tee. Free before 11pm. X&Y Penny Lame, Harvey Satan. 8pm. ZURI Glamorous: DJ Mista join resident DJs Bossy & Mr Sparkles. Free entry.

ALLONEWORD Eames, MC Fly, Jad & The Lady Bug, Ted Timber. 8pm. $10 after 10pm. THE BEDROOM Seductive Saturdays: Brent D, Malx. Guestlist. 8pm. BARSOMA Breaks & Enter: Lee Coombs, Marten Hørger, Sangers, DataDex, Just Iyan, Vertical Transport, Helskanki, Ellboss. BOOGIE LOUNGE Djs Blaze Metal Jacket, Masta D. ELECTRIC PLAYGROUND 808’s Wild Electro Tour: Wahoo Karma, Elrv8, Lok Lazy and Kandimann. ELSEWHERE Secret Love Heros: Audun, Giv & Thomas J. 10pm. FAMILY BASEMENT Luciana (live), Jeremy Iliev, Chris Wilson, Habebe, Tim Plunkett + Velvet Motion Dancers 10pm. $10-20. FAMILY TOP FLOOR Huoratron (FIN), Kayli, Tag Team, Seany, Danny T + The Judy Dolls. 10pm. $10-20. FUSION VILLA NOOSA DJ Greg Jackson. 9pm - late. Free. GPO Hump Day Project: Trav White, Morgan Baker, Jimmy Vegas, Dodzy. Free before 10pm. THE HI FI Midnight Juggernauts. $30+bf. 8pm. HOT GOSSIP Dj Juicy, Djs Vita, Enzzo, Khesrow and Humane. NEVER LAND BAR The Liberal Party. PLATINUM InTheMix50 2010 Club Tour : Stafford Brothers. Free Entry.

THE PALAZZO VERSACE DJ MalAdjusted from 8pm. QBAR DJ Joel Jackson. 8pm. ROOM81 DJ Lucas Black, from 8pm. SIN CITY Stilleto Saturdays: Kronic. Guestlist. THE ZOO Lowrider. 8pm. $15.30 (presale). ZURI Saturdays: Dj’s Ben Hopkins, Matt Kitshon. 9pm. Free. X&Y Butterz, Slynk. 10.30pm.

SUNDAY CLOUDLAND Capitol Groove. 3-6pm. ELSEWHERE Sunday Night Royale: Adam Hunter. Giv (Soundtraffi k). 10pm. FAMILY BASEMENT Dave Aude (US), Harry K + Karma $10-15. FOX HOTEL Kronic, Juicy, Vita, FEF, Tooshoes, DJ Della. 2pm. QBAR Sunday Sunset: Kris Iwaniuk from 4.30pm. SHOOTERS Savage Island Album Tour: Savage, Monstah Ganjah, DJ Tikelz. 8pm. SIN CITY Vegas Style Sundays: Kronic. Guestlist. X&Y Quiet Riot DJ’s. 7pm. PLEASE SEND ALL GUESTLIST LISTINGS THROUGH TO BRISBANE@3DWORLD. COM.AU BY MIDDAY THURSDAY PRIOR TO PUBLICATION.

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FRIDAY THE BEDROOM F Me its Friday: Brent D, Malx. Guestlist. 8pm. THE BASEMENT Comedy in The Basement: 6.30pm. $18. CLUB HOUSE Papa Vs Pretty. 8pm. Free FAMILY BASEMENT Nik Fish, Karma, F&E, Dynasty Free 9pm. Free before 10pm. FAMILY TOP FLOOR Jordan Who?, Dr Rob, Tag Team, Wolfie & LL Cool James. 9pm. Free before 10pm ELECTRIC PLAYGROUND Mark Dynamix, Sasha Vatoff and Matt Kitshon. ELSEWHERE The Ether Release Party: Dead Beat Band, Cool Calm Collective, Audun. 9pm. MONASTERY LNA Silent Disco: Baby Gee, Habebe, Danny T.

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HOW DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR MC NAME? “ I have an uncanny ability to remember some obscure information and my birth name bears a resemblance to it.” HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RAPPING? “I wrote my fi rst terrible raps in ’94, listening to Katch on the Phat Tape hip hop show on 4zzz.” ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH ANY CREW? “Started off with DNO in Two Dee in Decipher, often found loitering with The Coalition Crew more recently.” WHAT CAN YOU REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR FIRST GIG? “Not much. Maybe it was more of a loose jam with Raman and Two Dee at Chanel Direct around ’99.” EVER EXCRETED ANY UNUSUAL FLUIDS BEFORE ROCKING A SHOW? “Well, if we are going there, I’d say there’s been some loose bowel movements resembling unusual fluids but that would be an overshare right?” YOUR BEST SHOW AND WHY? “Usually I say the Ice Cube support

MCB BOO OOT TH RAINMAN

CLUB CLASSICS

DJ NOY

WHERE & WHEN: Monastery Thursday 19 August . Alhambra Lounge Friday 20 August. Monastery Saturday 21 August. X&Y Sunday 22 August. Parklife Fest ival (Gold Coast) Saturday 25 September.

because he was probably my favourite MC growing up but for something different I’d say doing an early version of Aust ralian Story at Livid on a small showcase set with DNO, Two Dee and Raman. It was my fi rst experience of performing in front of a fairly big crowd - getting a good response and thinking ‘shit, this is the pretty much the best feeling’” WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT THERE? “Sorry, I sneezed and I don’t have very good eyesight. Must have missed that, my bad.” FAVOURITE COMEBACK LINE? “Kind of obvious but LL Cool J ‘don’t call it a comeback…’” WHAT’S YOUR DREAM COLLABORATION? “ Well recently I saw on iTunes that people who bought my album also bought Kesha – that’d be an interest ing combo. Not really a dream though, maybe more of a nightmare.”

WHAT’S THE BEST THING ABOUT THE LOCAL HIPHOP SCENE? “What’s the best thing about the length of a piece of st ring? WHAT: Rainman WHERE & WHEN:

The Hi-Fi Saturday 9 October

TRENTEMØLLER Moan

(Poker Flat Recordings), 2006. “Th is release is amazing, as are any of Trentemøller songs. I guess this one just beats them all and is one of the fi rst songs I really got into.”

ARIA CLUB CHART 1. Phazing (Tiësto/ Norman Doray/ Original mix) DIRTY SOUTH

7. Teenage Crime (Axwell & Henrik B mix) ADRIAN LUX

2. Gotta Make A Move HOOK N SLING FEAT SNOB SCRILLA

8. Elect ric Boogaloo (Find A Way) (Riva Starr/Hump Day Project /Chris Fraser/ Chardy mix) WILEY FEAT J2K & JODIE CONNOR

3. One (Your Name) SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA FEAT PHARRELL 4. Freefallin’ (TV Rock/Denzal Park Mix) ZOË BADWI 5. The Bum Song TOMMY TRASH & TOM PIPER 6. Elevated (Dabruck & Klein/Club Mix) TV ROCK & TARA MCDONALD

9. California Gurls (Armand Van Helden/Passion Pit/ MSTRKRFT mix) KATY PERRY FEAT SNOOP DOGG 10. ADD SUV (Armand Van Helden mix) UFFIE FEAT PHARRELL WILLIAMS

FEIST My Moon My Man (Boys Noize Remix) (Boysnoize Records), 2007.

“Boys Noize has always been one of my favourite producers and this remix of Feist’s My Moon My Man is amazing, just really well remixed with the vocals.”

JUSTICE Waters of Nazareth

(Ed Banger Records), 2007. “I really like this release because the whole ‘†’ album from Just ice is amazing, and I guess this song off the album just really caught my attention and got me really into Just ice.”


IS THIS THE WAY TO A COMEBACK ?

Don’t know who Tony Christ ie is? Ask your mum, maybe even your nana. Be warned they may get all mist y-eyed as they recall his melancholy troubadour smash of 1971, I Did What I Did For Maria (it’s about avenging the death of his wife). If your family are recent escapees from the UK, your dad’s even likely to raise a pint of warm ale, throw his arm around you and start singing “sha la la la la la…”. Y’see, in the Brit of Great, Christ ie’s other hit of ’71, Is This The Way To Amarillo?, is a national anthem – from pub to terrace, holiday camp to ironic singalong. Never far from the memories of the English, Christ ie was revived in ’99 with a top ten hit Walk Like A Panther, written by Jarvis Cocker and recorded with left o’ centre elect ronic nerds All Seeing I. In 2005, Amarillo was released as the Comic Relief theme and became that year’s biggest selling number one. So? Well, he’s back. It’s been reported that the deep-voiced crooner is recording a northern soul album for the Acid Jazz label (a ‘90s powerhouse with Brand New Heavies, Corduroy, MJ Cole and Galliano). Once again Cocker is involved but so too is Róisín Murphy – Acid Jazz was once home to her Moloko partner Mark Brydon’s outfit Cloud Nine. The album Now Is The Time is due next year. But Christ ie ain’t the fi rst UK crooner to use elect ronic beats to soundtrack a comeback: TOM JONES The Welsh crooner turned heads when he fl irted with the club scene back in ’88, covering Prince’s Kiss with synth-hop outfit Art Of Noise. It was a global hit and it’s been difficult to keep Jones out of the clubs since. Since then he has worked with everyone from Chicane to BT, covering everyone from Talking Heads to Yazoo. And, in ’99 he scored another club crossover smash, his collabo with Mousse T on the st ill inescapable Sex Bomb. DUSTY SPRINGFIELD Around the time Jones found success with Art Of Noise, 60s soul singer Dust y Springfield joined forces with elect ro pop duet Pet Shop Boys. The collision of camp gave them What Have I Done To Deserve This?, one of the big sellers of ’87. Springfield continued to dabble in the dance pop world until her death in ’99,

even recording with Darryl Hall of Hall & Oates fame at one point. SANDIE SHAW The barefoot pop star was a contemporary of Springfield’s back in the day and had a st ring of comeback hits in the 80s that are associated with indie fop Morrissey. However, prior to Morrissey turning her into an alt. darling, Shaw had been lured out of retirement in ‘81 by elect ro boffins Heaven 17. With their side project British Elect ric Foundation, the former Human League members recorded an album of covers featuring fave singers of old. Shaw was featured alongside Tina Turner (her big comeback was to come a few years later) and Gary Glitter, but it was her version of Anyone Who Had A Heart that was released as the lead single. SHIRLEY BASSEY Leading the way in the Brit Pack of crooner comebacks was Ms Bassey. In fact, she jumped on the dance beats so early, it wasn’t even a comeback, she just stayed at the top. Bassey embraced disco in ’79, even releasing 12” remixes of This Is My Life (La Vita). She kept up the club work by teaming with Swiss elect ro disciplinarians Yello in ’87 for the lush The Rhythm Divine. A third decade of dance led to Propellerheads working with her in ’97 for the aptly titled History Repeating. A fourth decade of dance found her releasing a remix album in 2000 featuring Kenny Dope, Spinna,

Groove Armada and Nightmares On Wax. We are expect ing her to tweet a link to a dubstep mp3 any day now. CROON CHOONS Other Brit bellowers to try a lil’ dance include Lulu, who teamed up with Take That and Joey Negro for a cover of Dan Hartman’s Re-light My Fire in ’93 (also the year Brothers In Rhythm remixed her Independence single)… Scottish yodeller Karl Denver was quiet for nearly 20 years before being drawn to the baggy rhythms of Happy Mondays, guest ing on Lazyitis in ’89… Husky 60s sex kitten Marianne Faithfull began dabbling in ’79, with the dirty and sometimes dubby Broken English set and in 2002 she hopped in with Billy Corgan, Sly & Robbie, Beck and Blur for more chilled beats on Sex With Strangers… Scott Walker may have been the American-born son of German parents but the UK was his home after he found success there with pop balladeers The Walker Brothers. Calling him eccentric is an understatement and it was no surprise that his dabbling with elect ronica was on the more experimental side. His 1995 album Tilt was darkwavesque avant-garde, and 11 years later he followed-up with the even denser The Drift, released on the iconic indie label 4AD.

DANCE MUSIC HUB CHART 1. Billy Jean At The Weekend (Extended Mix) LONDON DJS 2. Droids Love (Vocal Mix) GREENPOWER FEAT BYZE 3. OMG (Gordon & Doyle Remix) JASON BORN 4. Big Booty Bitches (edit) BOMBS AWAY 5. Flawless 2010 THE ONES VS DJ RED & JOSH DUPONT 6. Feels Like A Prayer MECK FEAT DINO 7. Forever JAMES TALK & RIDNEY 8. Shut The Fuck Up 2010 (Luke Payton Bigroom Remix) STFU VS BOOGSHE 9. Rock So Well (Club Version) SLIN PROJECT 10. Better Off Alone (Extended Mix) M25

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3 DEGREES OF SEPARATION THE FIRST DEGREE

TROLLEY FOLLIES One of my neighbours (I don’t know who) is in the habit of walking his groceries home from the supermarket in a shopping trolley, which he then abandons outside my house. The trolley sits there until some drunk comes along, abuses it, then dumps it upside down in a creek or up a tree. I’m getting tired of this so I’ve tried to establish exact ly when this person is doing his grocery shopping, so that I can stare out my front window and catch him abandoning his stolen trolley outside my house. My plan is to confront him and, if all goes well, st ick a shopping trolley up his arse. What makes a person think that buying $30 worth of groceries entitles them to the permanent use of a $400 shopping trolley? Why not just go down to the parking lot and carjack someone? Save yourself the walk home. I used to love the supermarket. It felt like a social event. Interact ing with people. Making choices. Easy listening music. Free food samples with toothpicks in them. It was like a cocktail party. But now it’s just a breeding ground for trolley thieves. Many supermarkets have a hotline number where you can report the location of an abandoned trolley. Some supermarkets even pay for the information. That’s because these trolleys are expensive. Nothing you can buy at the supermarket costs as much as a trolley. That’s why, whenever you see someone pushing a trolley full of groceries up a road that is nowhere near a supermarket, you should confront them and challenge them to a fist fight. Seriously. These people are criminals. And if you’re reading this and thinking “I steal trolleys”, then you need to stop, because you have no right. As long as you’re committing crimes at the supermarket, you may as well abduct the checkout girl at gunpoint. She gives you your change and you just order her into the trolley. Th is Wild West mentality down at the supermarket needs to stop. The only people who are entitled to a free shopping trolley are the homeless. We all know that. And that’s only because no one wants to put their groceries in a trolley that has been tainted by a hobo’s dirty laundry. If you have a house, you don’t get a free trolley. It’s that simple. DAVE JORY

LEADER OF THE DEMOCRATS ??? (Aust ralian Democrats), 2010. Since 1999, when they negotiated the fateful GST deal that alienated many supporters and divided their ranks, The Aust ralian Democrats have faced a multitude of problems trying to revive their party .Over a decade later they are an invisible entity within the current political landscape as we march towards an elect ion. With no official leader or concrete political policies, the possibility of the Democrats capturing a position in parliament is not st rong. However with the Liberal and Labor parties serving up lack luster campaigns could the time be ripe for the Democrats to win back the hearts of a disenchanted public? Or are they in fact dead and gone?

THE SECOND DEGREE

DEAD AND GONE TI feat Just in Timberlake (Atlantic), 2009. Dead and Gone a song by American rapper T.I., featuring singer Just in Timberlake could perhaps be a very fitting theme song for the Aust ralian Democrats unless they make some type of revival in the next month. In spite of it’s morbid themes and depressing chorus “Just tryin’ to find my way back home. But the old me’s dead and gone” this was act ually a successful release for TI being nominated twice at the 52nd Grammy Awards, for ‘Best Rap/Sung Collaboration’ and ‘Best Rap Song’. Proof perhaps that even songs suitable for a funeral can be commercially successful when packed correct ly.

THE THIRD DEGREE

WINNER Jamie Foxx (J Records), 2010 Winner by American singer/actor Jamie Foxx is exact ly the type of self indulgent and overly optimist ic tune required to revive the dead and get a party started. It’s the fi rst single off Foxx’s fourth st udio album Body which was released for digital download earlier this year. The song features Just in Timberlake and rapper TI. Foxx used his powers of persuasion to realise the collaboration explaining “The way I got him on the track—’cause he wasn’t gonna get on the track—I just literally said, ‘Man, my people suffered for 500 years.’ I said, ‘You owe me this.” Winner.

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WHAT INSPIRED YOUR DJ NAME? “Birth.”

THING YOU’VE SEEN IN A NIGHTCLUB? “Every Saturday night at GPO at midnight, something weird happens with all the residents in the DJ box, no one can describe it, but it gets weird, really weird.”

IN A NUTSHELL, DESCRIBE WHAT YOU PLAY. “Bit of this, bit of that. I like all st yles, I try to squeeze whatever works in a set.”

WHAT’S THE WORST BOOTLEG YOU’VE EVER HEARD? Michael Jackson ones are pretty bad… leave it to the original…

WHAT TRACK TURNS YOU ON RIGHT NOW? “The Silver Sneakers have got some huge st uff coming out at the moment – world class.” WHAT MADE YOU START DJING? “I could get drunk and work at the same time.” WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST

DJBOOTH TRAV WHITE

THE MOST IDIOTIC REQUEST YOU’VE HAD AS A DJ? “‘On disc two track 14 – that one’, are you kidding?”

WHERE & WHEN: GPO Saturday 21 August

60 MINUTES JUST JUMPED THE SHARK, PISSED ON THE SHARK, SET THE SHARK ON FIRE & THEN GAVE THE SHARK A JOB AS A 60 MINUTES REPORTER.” IT SEEMS TRIPLE J’S VIJAY KHURANA ISN’T MUCH OF A MARK LATHAM FAN.

BUTTER BEATS CHART 1. The X Minista PROFESSOR GRIFF 2. Diggin’ Beats DJ JOHN IDEM 3. Bad Muthafucker DJ FRICTION 4. Knocked Out Loaded DUKE ELLINGTON & JOHNNY HODGES 5. Jazz Party 19

GENE KRUPA 6. A Wild and Crazy Song FENDERELLA 7. Counter (Avanti Feat Bottin Remix) BEPPE LODA 8. Th is World HORACE ANDY 8. Use Your Illusion GUNS N’ ROSES 10. GI Blues ELVIS PRESLEY

INDUSTRY WATCH HOW WE LIVE AT NEVER LAND BAR

THE IDEA BEHIND OUR NIGHT IS… “To show people and help the experience How We like to Live! Friendly vibe, great people, a just in general a killer party.” WE’LL BE PIMPING THE SOUNDS OF… “Indie/old school/funk/disco early in the night with the How We Live DJ’s – The combined forces of Brett Sellwood and Never Land’s own up and coming Cory Fletcher – host ing amazing talents with the latest and greatest in all things party music.” THE TALENT WE’VE GOT LINED UP TO PLAY INCLUDES… Dirty Disco Youth – 19yr old producer/ remixer/DJ recently signed to Stever Aoki’s Dim Mak records. Major support by the likes of The Bloodly Beetroots, Crookers, Don Rimini, Fukk Off ff and Disco Riot. THE OTHER TRICKS UP OUR SLEEVE INCLUDE… “Bootlegs and mixes no one has ever heard before, both from friends/DJs and the industry’s best.” CHECK OUT OUR NIGHT IF YOU’RE THE KIND OF KID WHO LIKES... “Surecut Kid’s st yle, Kid Kenobi’s taste and Yacht Club’s Vibe.” THE THING WE PROVIDE YOU CAN’T GET ANYWHERE ELSE IN TOWN IS… “ A great venue offering comfort, desire, and all things sexy, with more than just friendly staff that will remember your ‘usual’. We st rive to be, a community based venue/club to help our friends and fans relax and un-wind from their weekly st ress.” WHO: Dirty Disco Youth WHERE & WHEN: How We Live at Never Land Bar Friday 27 August


TWEETER OF THE WEEK

@KEVINRUDDEXPM I won’t fi lter your internet. Just pict ures of redheads. 5:46 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac To those in the media calling my playdate with Julia ‘awkward’, I deny that it was so; the knuckle dusters were there BEFORE I arrived. 5:50 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac Saw a tall, bald guy limping today. Wasn’t Peter Garrett. Just had a broken leg. 5:52 PM Aug 10th via web Who else is expect ing the ‘real Julia’ to start walking outside with a cigarette in her mouth and using the phrase “ya fucken cunts”? 5:53 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac The best thing about getting that UN job? I get paid even MORE now for doing nothing! 6:02 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac Of course no one is taking the Coalition’s Broadband policy seriously; Abbott probably drew it up with crayons. 6:04 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac Source of new Murray-Darling plan’s water: my tears. 6:20 PM Aug 10th via Tweetie for Mac Of course Rooty Hill voters are undecided; they’re fucking st upid. 1:32 PM Aug 12th via Tweetie for Mac

WE’VE GOTTA ZIP

Maybe I’m just getting older but does anyone else notice how confident kids are these days? In one bus ride, I am informed by a two teenaged girls, thanks to their inbuilt speaker systems, that they are really proud of who they are. “Like fuck. He said I should respect myself and not sleep around. Like, who the fuck says that?” Again, maybe it’s a generational thing, but like Oprah does! There was a time when only Americans were allowed to go from head to mouth without a fi ltration mechanism. Apparently that’s changed. Not only will teenagers announce their whoredom to the bus, they take it for granted that the music they like is and should be enjoyed by everyone else. Then they self-assuredly engage in music talk as they play DJ on the bus with their phones. “Oh my god, I haven’t heard that song in so long!” Calculating their age, I’m guessing “in so long” to be six days? I turn down the volume on my iPod in case it bothers the person next to me on the bus.

COURT-SIDE

It seems George Michael completely gave up on keeping his public image respectable a long time ago. The Grammy Award-winning singer has made headlines once again last week after being charged with possession of cannabis and driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs in London. No surprises here! For over a decade Michael has been arrested, convicted and publically shamed on more occasions than anyone cares to count. It’s as if he has just said “fuck it – yes I take drugs, yes I have sex in public toilets and yes I was a member of Wham – this is me, take me as I am or bugger off ”. Michael’s public fall from grace began back in 1998 when he was arrested for “engaging in a lewd act” in a public toilet in a park in Beverly Hills, California. After pleading “no contest” to the charge and serving some community

service time Michael cheekily made a video for his single Outside featuring men dressed as policemen kissing. In 2006 George was again accused of engaging in anonymous public sex, this time at London’s West Hampstead Heath Park with a 58-year-old unemployed van driver. A year later, the troubled star was found guilty of driving under the influence of drugs and admitted that he had a problem with cannabis use only to be arrested again in 2008 for drug possession in a public toilet. Anyone see a pattern here? At 47 years old and with another convict ion under the belt it seems that Michael is determined to flush every ounce of credibility down the toilet – preferably a public one...

BOOKA SHADE CHART 1. TEENAGE SPACEMAN (BOOKA IN SPACE MIX) Booka Shade 2. PACHA ON ACID Afrojack 3. SOY COMO SOY Makossa & Megablast 4. COME CLOSER

Robert Babicz 5. MARCHING TO IT Javier Logares 6. CARRIER Jackmate 7. MOSES (BONUS) Sascha Funke

Either I’m just considerate or am a complete pushover. Besides, allowing someone to go through your song list is equivalent to giving them permission to see you undress. I can see how this wouldn’t be a problem if you were the teenaged slut from the previous scenario. And that’s exact ly what she did. She played her Ke$ha-esque (see I’m not that old) song for the bus from her shitty little phone with a shitty surround sound. In the movie Greenberg, Ben Stiller says: “I’m freaked out by you kids because your parents were too perfect at parenting. All that baby Mozart and Dan Zane songs. You are all ADD and carpal tunnel. I hope I die before I end up meeting one of you in a job interview.” Where are all the shy kids who hide their

8.DIS (KINK REMIX) DJ T. 9. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Pan-Pot 10. NUMB DEAF AND DUMB (DJ PIERRE REMIX) Detroit Grand Pubahs

pimply faces? Where are all the pregnant teens who are too ashamed to show their faces? Have they embraced their awkwardness and burst out into song? Damn you Glee! With teenagers walking around like they own the world and adults crawling deeper and deeper into a hole of uncomfortable small talk and courtesy one-night stands, it won’t be long before rangas rule the world. From here on out nice guys will always finish last (re: Michael Cera’s dying career) and the cocky will rise and prosper (re: Team Orange from Jersey Shore). “Having said all that folks, we’ve gotta zip.’’ Like seriously, who the fuck says that? KOMI SELLATHURAI

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HOW DID YOU CHOOSE YOUR MC NAME? “Yuin Huzami (pronounced you and who’s army) was born from doing everything myself. Beats, product ion, recording, engineering, artwork and publicity. One man shows and anything else needed.” HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN RAPPING? “Messed around a little in high school but started making tracks in 2000.” ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH ANY CREW? “Coalition Crew is my main thing, but I am a notorious ‘rap slut’ who often gets around with Kelly Gang, Laneous and the Family Yah, Kryptamist ik, Rainman, Grass Roots and have

MC BOOTH YUIN HUZAMI

and was three days into that super nast y bird-flu virus that knocks you out for a week. I was so fucked up and almost spewing into the mic in front of around 1600 of Brisbane’s hard core gangsta rap fans.”

NICK JARVIS IN EDINBURGH

WHAT’S THAT ON YOUR SHIRT THERE? “A shirt my Dad designed which has the well known image of Che Guevara with the caption ‘Cliché Guevara’.” guested with a dozen others in my time.” WHAT CAN YOU REMEMBER ABOUT YOUR FIRST GIG? “I started taking music seriously just before going overseas for a year and as a result I act ually recorded my fi rst track in San Diego with a dude named Eiry Fly, and rapped in front of an audience for the fi rst time in Stockholm with a group called Lyrical High. It was a packed show and a great starting point to be international before ever being local.” EVER EXCRETED ANY UNUSUAL FLUIDS BEFORE ROCKING A SHOW? “I supported Ice Cube with Rainman a few years ago. I had a broken leg so was on crutches

FAVOURITE COMEBACK LINE? “Other than ‘you and who’s army?’, if someone said ‘as if ’ i’d say ‘as ifn’t’.” WHAT’S THE BEST THING ABOUT THE LOCAL HIP HOP SCENE? “The talent – so many great artists, so few venues that support them.”

HOW DID YOU GET YOUR DJ NAME? “It came to me in a dream.”

WHAT’S THE WEIRDEST THING YOU’VE SEEN IN A NIGHTCLUB?

IN A NUTSHELL, DESCRIBE WHAT YOU PLAY. “Imagine a road trip with Ol’ Dirty Bastard, Danzig and Mr Oizo.”

“An iPod.”

WHAT TRACK TURNS YOU ON RIGHT NOW? “Ratatat – Drugs.”

WHAT’S THE WORST BOOTLEG YOU’VE EVER HEARD? “A prolific Aust ralian indie DJ mashed New Noise by Refused with Bootylicious. Oh no.”

WHAT MADE YOU START DJING? “The Invisibl Skratch Piklz Vs Da Klamz Uv Deth routine. The whole 14 minutes.”

THE MOST IDIOTIC REQUEST YOU’VE HAD AS A DJ? “Pet Shop Boys – Fairground.”

DJBOOTH NIKK C

WHO: The Coalition Crew WHERE & WHEN: The Fort Fun Raiser Saturday 28 August, Manifest

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ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE

FRISKY AND MANNISH

Former 3D World Editor Nick Jarvis now lives in Edinburgh; a city that is currently in the midst of Fringe, an event many Aust ralian festivals look to for inspiration. This is his weekly wrap. Seven days deep in the Fringe and the tourists and celebs have arrived en masse (spotted so far – Dylan Moran, although to be fair that could have been one of a million shambling Irish lookalikes). Sadly the sun has decided to make only brief cameos, but that hardly matters when every available courtyard and building in town has been turned into a bar (those which aren’t pop-up theatres) and they’re all open ’til 5am. (In a country where the usual turf-out time is midnight, staying out ’til it’s time for work is an extravagant luxury.) Seven days and seven shows – so what have been the highlights so far? To be completely honest, I’ve not seen a dud show yet - even the definitively Am Dram (Amateur Drama) line-fumbling fi rst year st udents performing The Slacker’s Guide To Western Theatre inspired with their irrepressible enthusiasm. Frisky and Mannish’s 2009 Fringe hit School Of Pop visited Australia earlier this year, and this Fringe they’ve graduated to The College Years with a thesis in Collision Theory – a PhD-worthy concept that explores what Lily Allen has in common with Noel Coward, what Florence (of ‘and the Machine’ fame) owes to Madison Avenue, and what Creep would sound like as a Hi-NRG Balearic rave-up. While Frisky and Mannish display admirable popchops, they lack the divine charisma displayed by the Barbershopera quartet, whose latest a cappella musical Apocalypse? No! goes st raight for the pleasure centres, with finely honed chemist ry, astounding harmonising and puntast ic, punchline-fi lled songs. Meanwhile, Alex Horne’s Odds is a masterclass in expert crafting, weaving together predict ion gambling, quantum mechanics, his newfound passion for golf and being called a ‘fucking retard’ by a ten-year-old into a break-neck dissertation on mathematical probability – with far more jokes than you might expect. Also includes the most charming use of PowerPoint yet developed...


FILMREVIEWS TUBETIME The incredible world of television with 5SPROCKET

The New Inventors (ABC) showcases innovative (cough) homemade gadgets that are yet to reach the product ion line. Following through on their midnight lightbulb moment, three contestants show their wares and justify their place in the Centrelink queue. On the program there is a panel of people who work in the ‘inventor’ industry who quiz the amateur Einsteins on how their mobile cat propellor works. They ask sensible questions like, “Will people use this?”, to which the contestant says, “Yes, my sister loves it.” One of the gimmicks featured on the show was the ‘Oyster Sauna’, a product designed to make the experience of consuming oysters remotely interesting. Oysters are put into a case of tupperware that is loaded with dry ice. Th is is then served to customers, who will almost certainly be blown away by a shitty device used on Star Trek. Applause all round. Another recent invention is the ‘bendy surfboard’, useful so the Bra Boys can quickly spot and beat you. The show runs on stretched grins and limited enthusiasm, fueled by the high spirits of dreamers that are yet to be dest royed by industry and cold hard truth. Here’s a challenge for all you eager inventors out there - why don’t you invent a host that isn’t exact ly the fucking same as David Koch. Now to This Is Your Day With Benny Hinn (Channel 10), a show that is ready to deliver the good news to anyone ready to hear it at four in the morning. Benny Hinn has a Carribbean tan and white toupee ensemble, too busy praying over viewers’ letters and drinking margaritas to do the hard yards. This is left to one of his flock, a female host who is a cross between Martha Stewart, a melted candle, and Sydney’s eastern suburbs. As she rants her body convulses as if she is doing the robot by way of exorcism. She moves as if her bones want to jump out of her body. “God is not Santa Claus!” she screams, between stories of harvests. Do stories of harvest still apply to Orange County? Fruitful growth. Some branches. Pruning may be involved. Metaphor lost somewhere. “When I am being purged and pruned how do I survive the valleys between the mountains?” You live where? A Road Runner cartoon? Christ, this shit has more exposition than Inception. Sadly though, the show didn’t answer the biggest question of all - do soccer mums go to heaven?

SCOTT PILGRIM VS THE WORLD Comedy these days is pretty boring. In an age of comedians on Twitter scoffing 140-character quips every two minutes (Look at me! I’m so funny!) and mega-celebrities mouthing off narcissist ic nothings, everyone knows their audience, everyone is trying to make everyone else laugh, and everyone is constantly on. Comedy’s become cheap – there’s fuck-all spontaneity left because you can already tell where the joke’s going to go. Enter Edgar Wright and his adaptation of the rather successful Scott Pilgrim comic book series. Having cast indie go-to guy Michael Cera, who’s become something of a male Molly Ringwald of this generation, there are certain expectations of the film; basically, that Cera is going to do that thing he does. And, being an Edgar Wright fi lm, he of Shaun Of The Dead and Hot Fuzz fame, there are going to be pop culture references galore. Combine the two – plus the original comic books were fairly pop culturefriendly themselves – and you’ve got the potential of twee-geek overload. Scott Pilgrim exists in a world where video game power bars pop up during moments of confl ict, where incidental TV show music soundtracks scenes, where people wear T-shirts advertising Sharpies, where the words ‘sweet’ and ‘totally’ are omnipresent, and where musicians are God. Which is not too far removed from the world most of us live in, right? (It’s also about ‘a guy’ who wants to get ‘the girl’, but that’s the extent of the plot you’re going to get in this review.) The fi lm works because of its incredibly nonchalant nature, it’s a self-aware fi lm that doesn’t wink at the audience; it takes a step back and lets you use your brain-thing. Not unlike reading Hipster Runoff. It sets up jokes and doesn’t bother finishing them, it puts forward ridiculous gags that, under anyone else’s supervision, would’ve been slammed in your face.

Scott Pilgrim combines elements of comic books, video games, and fi lm so perfect ly that you’re left wondering exact ly what medium you are experiencing. It’s about as far removed from ‘fi lm’ – the canvas that has brought forth to the world masterpieces by such artists as Kubrick, Scorsese, and Lynch – as you’ll experience this year, which makes it one of the year’s most exciting cinematic outings. It feels like somebody’s put an augmented reality screen over the fi lm and turned its level to ‘Bonkers’. Wright has created a movie that at the same time celebrates and takes the piss out of everything, including itself. Scott Pilgrim vs The World is the ultimate fi lm in that OMG I’M SO INDIE genre that has spiralled out of control, but it’s also its death-knock. You have to hope that Hollywood gets the message. WHERE & WHEN:

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REV ELATIONS

FAMOUS MINIS

With DAVE DRI

1965 MINI COOPER S – MAGICAL MYSTERY MINI In 1966, The Beatles’ manager, Brian Epstein, gifted a Mini to each of the Fab Four. In keeping with his LSD-inspired journey, George Harrison gave his a psychedelic paint job and, only a year later, a lead role in the band’s fi lm, Magical Mystery Tour.

2010 MINI COOPER S CAMDEN Not since The Italian Job has a Mini looked so cool. Th is season’s Mini Cooper release includes the celebration of 50 years of the diminutive motoring icon in the form of the Mini Camden and Mayfair. It can be hard to keep up with the Mini range, both on the road and on the lot, so the Camden and Mayfair are best dist inguished as an exclusive kit extension to the Cooper, Cooper S turbocharged and Cooper D hatch models. The Camden especially leaps ahead of an already st ylish range, sporting Midnight Black, White Silver or Horizon Blue metallic paint, 17-inch custom wheels, anniversary badges, a custom Harmon Kardon sound system, and Mission Control. Oh yes, Mission Control – best described as the lovechild of HAL 9000, Red Dwarf, and Douglas Adams’ sci-fi classic, The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. BMW dub this “situationdependent information and advice”, in true German st yle, but the owners and manufact urers of this classic British car can never quite rule out its heritage. Hence the rather quest ionable English accents (and English humour) as the Engine, the Computer, and Climate Control speak to each other, relating levels of fuel and the status of the engine. The driver is not spared from this bizarre conversation, being lect ured if a window is open or if the roads are wet, and encouraged to get just a little bit reckless by way of the infect ious “Let’s Mini!!!” shouts from the enthusiast ic engine if the car detects a hard turn or eager acceleration. The overall effect is charming, amusing, and annoying all at once. The only truly frust rating aspect is that the car “voices” momentarily mute any music being played while speaking, but the levels can be adjusted and the Mission Control unit can be turned off by a handy switch under the glove box. Gimmicks aside, this is a serious bit of fun, as any Mini fan can attest to. The Cooper S version of the Camden comes in a 128Kw four cylinder, twin-scroll turbocharged format with a direct

injection engine racing through the kinds of tight corners and iconic handling that inspire grown men to fold themselves into the diminutive frame. For those new to the range, these are fast cars with a legendary ability to glue themselves to a road like a highpowered go kart. BMW’s fussy attitude towards establishing the perfect driving position has resulted in highly configurable seating that allows for a performance approach to driver ergonomics, high visibility and a curiously roomy cabin. There’s a serious driving experience lurking under the racing stripes. For another level of exclusivity (if the 50th anniversary badges, bi-xenon headlights and Union Jack indicator frames aren’t enough), the Mini custom catalogue is available for owners to take a modular approach to swapping out some of the car’s configuration, allowing for a staggering combination of rear vision

mirrors, stripes, British themes and even driving shoes. The expense doesn’t always do much to differentiate the final product from the base model, and the effect is often at odds with the subtle schemes that are hand-picked by the experts. The experience is no doubt enjoyable, in much the same way that matching scarves and anoraks must be, but the fascination with such small details says wonders both about the Mini range and the typical Mini owner. In the Mini Camden and Mayfair ranges there is an easy mix of the best of German engineering, and the best of a legacy of British culture. Certainly the Mission Control funct ionality epitomises this balance in one useful and amusing, if slightly embarrassing, feature. One for the Mini purists and inner-city driving enthusiasts alike. COST: $43,900 RRP STOCKISTS: www. mini.com.au

2001 BMW MINI COOPER – GERMANS FOR ITALIAN JOBS The rebirth of a classic nearly stalled as BMW went back to the drawing board after the small matter of ditching lead manufacturer Rover mid-project. Thanks to some impressive driving in 2003’s box office smash The Italian Job, the relaunched Mini is a pop culture icon once again.

2009 JOHN COOPER WORKS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP 50 – ZOOM! There’s only 500 of these in the world, and half of those are probably smashed to pieces by now. Created as a tribute to the 50th anniversary of the Formula One World Championship title won by racing legend Jack Brabham, this is the top line in customisation. Rumour has it if you let this Mini go slower than 50km/hour, Keanu Reeves gets run over.


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FULLDOMED CINEMA

Lying nearly horizontal, managed to catch some 180 degree immersive films recently, at the Melbourne Planetarium as part of MIFF. UNDER THE DOME The Melbourne Planetarium is located at Scienceworks Museum in Spotswood and features a “16 metre domed ceiling, reclining seats, a stereo surround sound system and has recently been upgraded to incorporate Sky-Skan’s DigitalSky project ion system”. In pract ice, this means craning your neck around everywhere to see what’s happening beyond your peripheral vision. MIFF featured three compilations of dome fi lms, and I opted for the experimental collect ion – which could’ve been called screensaver collect ion and only a couple of fi lms would’ve suffered by that description. DOMEFEST/ELUMENATI Part of the compilation came from Domefest(.com), an annual screening curated by Artslab, an interdisciplinary arts centre in the New Mexico desert (artslab.blogspot.com). A big of googling reveals that fest ival to be connected with another group, Elumenati(.com), virtuoso specialists in the field immersive project ion design. Which also happens to be a group that Johnny De Kam (founder of VDMX and vidvox.net) has done a lot of work with. Small world dome thingy. Anyways, best fi lm of the evening? Celestial Mechanics by Scott Hessels (2005), which aimed to visualise the manmade aerial technologies between us and the heavens, starting from police and news helicopters, and working through a range of transmitters and satellites, beautifully evoking their processes as it unfolded. Less good? Cosmic Dance, self-described as “ast rophysics meets Bollywood”, and a painful 48 minutes of a patronising female host, who when not speaking down to the audience, was being washed in cliched special effects and dancing with the universe. Or something. DIY DOMING “DomeXF is a content plug-in for Adobe After Effects, Windows version. For fulldome producers, it is a key tool for transforming flat-screen content to the dome. The DomeXF plug-in for Adobe After Effects is available from Sky-Skan for US$395”, according to www.skyskan.com JEAN POOLE

NATIVE INSTRUMENTS TRAKTOR KONTROL X1 Since its 2000 release, Native Inst ruments’ Traktor DJ software has revolutionised the way we perform, shifting an entire generation of jocks away from record bags and CD wallets towards the humble laptop computer. However, all versions of Traktor, from LE right up to the all singing and dancing Scratch Pro, suffer the same achilles heel: how intuitive and performance focused it is depends entirely on configuration and control. It’s no silver bullet without good hardware. Digital vinyl system versions of the software have given us near-flawless access to the transport sect ion of our virtual decks for some time via control vinyl and CDs, but there have been few MIDI controllers which have fully taken advantage of Traktor’s controller manager to leverage a complete hands on experience with the software. Vestax, Allen & Heath, EKS

and Stanton have each come close but it was always going to be Native Inst ruments who’d push the boat out the furthest. Enter Traktor Kontrol X1 – their fi rst foray into the DJ controller market. DJ controllers have largely fallen into two categories – the all-in-one, which aims to replicate the two decks and mixer experience, and the auxiliary controller which focuses on effects, loop and transport control. NI have their very own answer to the first category on the way quite soon and it’s perhaps unduly stolen attention from the more auxiliary Kontrol X1. The resultant most common quest ion has been, “with that on the way, why would I want the X1?” There are several very good reasons: it’s inexpensive, compact, light, durable and has a wealth of LEDs so you can see what’s happening without looking at the screen. It works as well for novices as professionals with the default mapping, which aims to give the user broad control over the effects, browse, looping and transport sections of two decks. While you can teach any old MIDI controller to perform these tasks, the X1 automatically maps on the first connection and communicates with Traktor using NI’s Native Hardware Library. This results in higher resolution control over all parameters and true plug-and-play functionality. It is however, limited by its intended purpose. There are eight knobs, four push encoders and 28 assignable buttons on offer that are doubled by a shift layer accessed using a button in the middle of the controller. A further layer is added to the 16 transport buttons via the hotcue button, which also doubles using the shift button. It can also be put into MIDI mode from the front panel by pressing shift and then hotcue, thus giving such Scratch Live users (and more) access to plenty of control. While potentially confusing, this gives enormous scope for tech savvy DJs keen on remapping the device for complex control scenarios. You

could for instance map it to control Traktor’s excellent internal mixer or even access four decks. The only task it’s not so proficient at is scrolling through tracks, as encoders will never be as smooth and accurate as a jog wheel. Likewise, jocks used to using a fader for pitch adjustment may find buttons and an encoder ill suited to their modus operandi. However, NI clearly expects the device to be used in conjunction with Traktor Scratch Duo or Pro, thus addressing the issue using turntables or CDJs to provide such control. That being said, it’s hardly essential and if you’d rather avoid the hassle of rigging a DVS and want full access to Traktor’s extensive functionality, the KX1 should top your wish list.

COST: $299 RRP STOCKISTS: www.

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PETER SAVILLE’s 1979 artwork for Joy Division’s Unknown Pleasures album is rock’n’roll history. Just as the Manchester post-punk band redefined a musical movement, Saville redefined the concept of the record sleeve. As an artist, Saville bucked the trend for DIY scrap’n’clutter, so popular with the punk aesthetes of the time, without being drawn back into the overcooked art of punk’s ememies (prog rock and disco). Minimalism was key. The simple lines, representing galactic pulse readings, were originally black on white. But the white lines on black are now a part of the rock uniform (obligatory first-time alt.festival wear, usually chosen from a selection including Ramones and The Clash tees). To commemorate founding Division member Peter Hook’s performance of the Pleasures album, with orchestra, in the UK on the weekend, Saville produced an “updated and new interpretation” of the notorious tee. This time it’s gold on black. Only 250 were produced. And festival attendees in Sussex had first dibs on them. Get scouring eBay now - will go nicely with the Unknown Pleasures trainers that New Balance released back in ’07.

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FASHION QUESTIONNAIRE

Former Project Runway Australia model LUCY MCINTOSH reveals both her ‘caring’ and ‘hair-caring’ sides to RUPERT NOFFS.

TELL US ABOUT YOUR INVOLVEMENT IN MELBOURNE SPRING FASHION WEEK (MSFW)?

“As ‘the face’ of MSFW I’m most looking forward to representing my city in the industry I love. I love the fact that the public will be able to get to know me on a personal level, rather than just being a ‘face’, I will be a ‘face with a voice’. A voice that is extremely proud of Melbourne and Melbourne’s fashion industry.” YOUR BREAKFAST SEMINAR IS CALLED ‘CARING IS THE NEW FASHION STATEMENT’. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE IN THE FASHION WORLD ARE REALLY STARTING TO HAVE A CONSCIENCE? “We are all human, no matter what industry we are in. And, as humans we all have a moral and ethical conscience. ‘Caring is the new fashion statement’, I believe, doesn’t necessarily suggest that the fashion industry doesn’t have a conscience, but in fact represents that we all - even those not within the industry - are starting to care more about our health and lifestyle choices. There is always talk in the media of the ‘paper thin’ model and how that sets a bad example of what beauty is, but in saying that, we as a nation are one of the most overweight countries in the world and this too isn’t the health ‘conscious’ image we should live by. Caring - about your health and feeling good about yourself, no matter what size or shape you are - is the new fashion statement.” DO YOU THINK MELBOURNIANS ARE BETTER DRESSED THAN SYDNEYSIDERS? “Haha! That’s hard to say. I love Melbourne and they always say you can tell by the way one dresses, where they live. We dress differently, I’m sure because of climate and culture, etc. Sydney is generally warmer and

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LUCY MCINTOSH has more of a beach vibe, where as Melbourne is more artsy and alternative... Blending our city life wardrobe with a more eclectic, vintage edge.”

Sass & Bide, Toni Matechevski, Arabella Ramsay, LIFEwithBIRD, Yeojin Bae, Thurley… The list goes on.”

WE HAVE SOME AMAZING AUSTRALIAN FASHION LABELS STILL GOING STRONG AFTER 20 OR MORE YEARS - BUT ONLY A FEW. IT IS PRETTY TOUGH. WHAT DO YOU THINK THE SECRET IS?

I AM CONSTANTLY TOLD I HAVE GOOD HAIR. DO YOU THINK GOOD HAIR DAYS GENERALLY MAKE FOR BETTER DAYS?

“With anything in life, I believe that if you are passionate about something you will never give up on it. It’s all about believing in yourself and persistence, never giving up. As Australians, the best thing we can do is support the local fashion industry and buy home-grown fashion. Some of my favourite fashion labels are Australian:

“Yes! I am absolutely hopeless at doing my own hair... Haha... So when I get to have my hair done and it’s looking good, the day seems just that little bit better.” Melbourne Spring Fashion Week happens from Monday 30 August to Sunday 5 September.


KOGAN 1080P32

SIZE MATTERS? 32 inch.

PROS? It’s all about price with this set – and it’ll look amazing compared to the hefty unit your parents sent with you when you moved out of home.

CONS? No apps, 3D or coffee-making ability.

FOR? The entry level, no frills buyer.

COST? $529.00.

FROM? www.kogan.com.au.

SAMSUNG LED 6500

SIZE MATTERS? 32 inch.

PROS? Samsung apps give you standards like Twitter, ensuring you don’t even have to leave your bed for that important early morning overshare.

CONS? Still not a patch on Apple’s app store.

FOR? Those who want to combine web with TV – carrying the brown paper bag out of the adult store is now a thing of the past.

COST? $1199.99.

FROM? www.samsung.com.

PANASONIC VIERA

SIZE MATTERS?

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PROS? Comes with an iPod dock, built in JPEG viewer and MPEG-4 recording/ playback on SD card.

CONS? Universal remote only works with other Panasonic devices. Serious sound lovers will need to connect an external system.

FOR? If you want a bedroom like that of Kevin Smith’s character in Die Hard 4, this is a good start.

COST? $3,899.00.

FROM? www.panasonic.com.au.

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3D World has been serving the electronic dance music and hip hop community of Sydney and surrounding areas since 1989, recently racking up 1...

3D World - Brisbane Issue #1024  

3D World has been serving the electronic dance music and hip hop community of Sydney and surrounding areas since 1989, recently racking up 1...