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11. Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18. 12. One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. 13. Age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly. It is more often a succession of jerks. 14. Yeah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. 15. Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and blind that they don't recognize you. 16. If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old. 17. First you forget names, then you forget faces. Then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down. 18. One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

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4. Alcohol consumption may be lower among older homeless people. 5. Some studies find low rates of mental illness. 6. The rate of diagnosabl...

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4. Alcohol consumption may be lower among older homeless people. 5. Some studies find low rates of mental illness. 6. The rate of diagnosabl...

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