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"In the Space Force" Lyrics by Geoffrey Allison || SIXSTRINGcpa to satirize and parody Space Force announcement. Adapted from "In the Navy" by Village People . Where can you find weird aliens Meet talking amphibians Militarize technology Where can you make childhood dreams come true Explore distant galaxies Imagine rocketing to planet Züb Sleep in a cryogenic tube Then bomb astronomy Pilot phallic-looking probes Vivisect sentient nematodes To protect Lady Liberty In the Space Force Yes, you can sail the cosmic seas In the Space Force Step outside you’ll fuckin’ freeze In the Space Force Come on people, just sign right here In the Space Force, in the Space Force Enlistment lasts 10 light years In the Space Force Come on, leave that dying rock In the Space Force For a chance to meet with Vulcan Spock In the Space Force Get your exogenetic Grok In the Space Force, in the Space Force, in the Space Force (in the Space Force) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit

Can you handle massive Gs Hunger for dehydrated peas How 'bout sleep in zero gravity To extend human depravity? Then get yourself to outer space You really shouldn’t wait Feel like you’re too old To serve in Death Branch Six Don’t you worry 'bout a thing


Curved space-time has its tricks You’ll be young enough again Trained to bomb foreign galaxies In the Space Force Yes, you can sail the cosmic seas In the Space Force Step outside you’ll fuckin’ freeze In the Space Force Come on people, just sign right here In the Space Force, in the Space Force Enlistment lasts 10 light years In the Space Force Come on, leave that dying rock In the Space Force For a chance to meet with Vulcan Spock In the Space Force Get your exogenetic Grok In the Space Force, in the Space Force, in the Space Force (in the Space Force) They want you, they want you They want you as a new recruit

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In the Space Force  

Parody & Satire. Lyrics. Adaptation of song "In the Navy" by Village People, first drafted on 18-June-2018—the day America's very stable gen...

In the Space Force  

Parody & Satire. Lyrics. Adaptation of song "In the Navy" by Village People, first drafted on 18-June-2018—the day America's very stable gen...

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