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HOW TO G ET RID OF


THE B

ODY


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it's r u m o u r e d that his favourite means of dispatch involves


3.a roll of tape 2.plastic bags 1.stun gun

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4.pack of hungry pigs


you're you're always have always gonna gonna have

I.

problems p r o bproblems lems always gonna have lifting lifting aa body body in in one one piece. piece. apparently, APPARENTLY, the best thing to do apparently, the the best best thing thing to to do do ...is ...is cut upupaa a ...iscut cutup into6 pieces into into66 pieces pieces and pile it all together. and and pile pile it it all all together. together.

corpse corpse corpse


II

ot your when you g

6 pieces, 6 pieces,

you gotta get rid of them.

you gotta get rid of them. it's it it'snonogood good leaving leaving it discover. o t in in thethe freezer freezer for your mum then i hear the best thing to do is

feed

them them to to pigs

pigs


III

you gotta starve

the pigs for a few days... ...then the

chopped ...then the -up body will look like

curry to a PISSHEAD.

ms i t c i v victims

curry to a pisshead. ads of your you gotta shave the he

and pull the teeth out... for the piggies' digestion. and pull the teeth out... you could do this afterwards,

for the piggies' digestion. . f course..

o

of

...don't want rseyou coubut to sieve through pigshit,

do you?

DO YA?


IV

they will go through b o n e like they will go through bone like

R E gs Tneed Tb r i e B Uyou t utat least16p you need at least job sh the to finithe pigs to finish job in one sitting... one go sitting... bethrough wary ofbone any man theyin...so will like who keeps a pig farm.

16


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they will gothey through that aweighs will agobody through body that weighs

200 POUN 200 pounds Ds ...in about 8 minutes.

that means that a single pig... that means that a single pig... can consume 2 pounds of can consume two poundskof edcooke d

uncoo unc

FLESH flesh ...every m i n u t e s .


hence the expression...

as g r e e d y as a pig


DO YOU KNOW WHAT

MEANS?


A righteous infliction of retribution... manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified,

in this case,

by a ‘ o r r i b l e

cunt...


Me.



Snatch