IMPORTANT NUMBERS 9 Dial for assistance. 10 Hours of sunshine per day. 57 Beaches to visit in Ibiza. 1973 The year the first club in Ibiza was founded. +34 (0) 687 687 342 WhatsApp number to message for assistance.
Just like our guests, every stay at Sir Joan is unique. We aim to create one-of-a-kind experiences you won’t find in guides. Designed for you — and you alone. So, make it a quiet and early one. Or a loud and late one. Crack a book. Or start a party. Choose your own adventure. Or let us co-create it with you. This little guide points out some of the hotel highlights. Dial 9 for anything else and we’ll give you the entire scoop. Or if you prefer — message us on WhatsApp +34 (0) 687 687 342. Whether you’ve already got plans, Or just seeing where the wind blows you, Remember — we’re here to help make your stay unforgettable. Welcome to Sir Joan.
SPANISH VOCABULARY WORDS VERGÜENZA AJENA: Feeling embarrassed for someone even if they don’t feel embarrassed themselves. FRIOLERO: Someone who’s overly sensitive to the cold. TE QUIERO: More than “I like you,” but not quite “I love you.”
This small guide won’t tell you where to find the the most secluded beach in Ibiza — but it will provide you with some very-good-to-know, practical information. For everything else — questions, concerns, recommendations, the meaning of life — speak to anyone on our team, or WhatsApp us on +34 (0) 687 687 342 for assistance . We’ll gladly get you another fluffy pillow or point you toward the best cocktails in town.
All you have to do is ask.
ADAPTORS & ELECTRICITY The voltage in Spain is 220V. Please take this into consideration so you don’t nuke any of the nice devices you might have brought from home. If you need an adapter, just ask our team. ALCOHOL Now to the important stuff. Please keep in mind that if you open a bottle, you will be charged for all of it. So drink up!
B&O SPEAKER Enjoy all the great, funky, soulful, heavy, breezy, cool and not-so-cool music you have on your phone or laptop by connecting wirelessly using Bluetooth. Anything goes — from ABBA to Zeppelin.
CHECK OUT 12 noon is our normal check out time. If you need a few extra hours to snooze, pamper or pack, ask anyone on our team about the possibility of a late check out. CONCIERGE Meet your new best friend. The person who holds the key to all the secrets of this beautiful island. At your service, every day from 08:00 – 00:00 hrs.
FOOD AND DRINKS Sir Joan’s restaurant offers a laid-back, fresh, all-day menu based on the exciting flavors of southern Mediterranean cuisine. With snack-y plates to share, the restaurant is the right place to end your Ibiza season. Our chef drafted an amazing all-day menu based on the local island offerings for you to enjoy. We’re so proud of this island, and we’re looking forward to sharing it with you. BREAKFAST Mon – Sun from 08:00 – 13:00 hrs SNACKS & DRINKS Mon – Sun from 13:00 – 22:30 hrs
LUGGAGE STORAGE Still have a day of tanning planned but need somewhere to store your luggage? Just hand it over to our team and enjoy the rest of your day — carefree — the way it should be.
PERFECT PILLOWS The key ingredient for a great night’s rest is a perfect pillow. Sir Joan’s Pillow Menu offers neck supporting pillows, goose feather pillows and extra soft pillows. Choose one or all, dial 9, and we’ll delivery them directly to your room.
PERSONAL SAFE You have a personal safe in your room. Store the things that are extra precious to you here. Just bear in mind that we accept no liability for loss or damage to your valuables or cash.
SAFETY FIRST Please be sure to note the nearest emergency exits by looking in the corridor and at the floor plan hanging on your door. If you have any questions or concerns — we’re here to help. In the unlikely event of fire, we advise you to: — Stay calm, don’t panic — Report the fire by phone or alarm button — Leave the hotel via escape route — Follow the instructions of the staff Every room in the hotel is equipped with smoke detectors. They will alert our team members in case of fire and smoke development. Sir Joan also features 24h camera support — with cameras located throughout the interior and exterior of the building to keep you safe at all times. If something doesn’t feel right, dial 9 and let us know.
SIR BEDDING COLLECTION Did you sleep so good that you wish you could take the bed home with you? Well — actually — you can. Our Sir Bedding Collection is available for purchase. It’s easy — just ask anyone on our team or visit www.sirhotels.com to learn more about these almost-too-good-to-be-true mattresses. SIR GUIDES You'll find the best spots that you won't find in any guidebook mapped out on our Sir Guides Google Maps. Get the inside scoop on the best restaurants, shops, bars, museums and more in our city, right in your pocket whenever you need it. Just go to sirhotels.com/en/sirguides/ to find them all. SMOKING The hotel is 100% smoke free for your breathing pleasure. We don’t even let Keith Richards smoke here. (But, Keith, if you’re reading this — give us a call and we can talk about it.) Our sensitive smoke detectors will alert our team if they detect cigarette smoke — so please don’t be that person.
TELEPHONE Spain’s country code is +34. The number to call in an emergency is 112. And, if you need absolutely anything, just dial 9 on your room telephone or message us via WhatsApp on +34 (0) 687 687 342 and we’ll make it happen.
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TOWELS As a small but meaningful gesture to Mother Earth, our housekeeping service will only replace towels that are left on the floor. Please take a moment to consider before doing so. Every little bit counts.
WAKE-UP SERVICE Let’s collaborate on the best night ever. You handle the dreams bit and we’ll sort the wake-up service. Dial 9 and let us know when you want the call. WIFI CONNECTION To connect to our complimentary wifi, select the ‘Sir Joan’ wireless network on your device. Click to open the browser and a login window will pop up
automatically. Sign in with your room number + surname and â€” big exhale â€” you are connected once again.