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Jokes


What part of the fish does a graphic designer remove when cooking?


The gill, so it will be Gill Sans.


how many graphic designers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


Does it have to be a lightbulb?


Comic Sans walks into a bar,


the bartender says “we don’t serve your type here”.


Practice safe design.


Always use a concept.


What’s keming?


The result of improper kerning


Yo momma’s so fat


they call her Superblack Heavy Ultra Extended


What kind of attack can kill the most typographers?


Arial


What is a graphic designer’s favourite meal?


Big mac.


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