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THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD WHOLESALE CATALOGUE 2018–2019


WELCOME TO THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD 2018–2019 WHOLESALE CATALOGUE! Inside, you’ll find all of our very newest wares and many handy features: • UPG Best-Sellers • Contact information for Sales Reps • Our heart-pounding Order Form, featuring UPG products and displays (go ahead and read it aloud — better yet, sing it!) For best results, let this captivating 2018-2019 Wholesale Catalogue hobnob with the UPG Web Site. philosophersguild.com/wholesale

Welcome to The Unemployed Philosophers Guild. We have brilliant gifts. WHAT IS THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD? The origins of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Early in the 4th century BCE, Socrates drank from one of our mugs (to clarify: we’ve almost never recommended drinking poisonous hemlock). Millennia passed. The Roman Empire. The Plague. There were some witch hunts in there. Gingivitis.

Then, in the early 1990s, two brothers inherited the mantel of The Unemployed Philosophers Guild — or pulled a sword from a stone? Anyway, on New York City’s Lower East Side, the UPG was reborn as its champions turned their advanced degrees, creativity, and love of paying rent to one noble goal: meeting the people’s need for finger puppets of the great philosophers, transforming coffee mugs, and cracking up at stuff.


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New Products

62 U.S. Politics – three cheers for the red,

Get it together with UPG’s Zipper Bags – convenient pouches that stand up as you rummage.

64 Freudian Slippers…are exactly what you

Lively in your shop, lovely in your bag, our Lip Balm is also luscious on your lips.

Enamel Pins come in sets so you can wear your heart on your sleeve and on your lapel.

think – cozy slippers shaped like Freud’s head.

64 This programmable Firefly Communicator speaks fluent Lightning Bug.

65 Secular Saints candles dedicated to cultural icons, complete with saint’s day and “prayer.”

Transforming Mugs change when you add hot water… and change again when they cool down.

68 Pill Boxes have two compartments and a click-

Traditional Mugs are handsome in your

Tempus Fugit watches. It’s about time! 74 Magnetic Play Sets and mix-and-match

hand, stylish on your table, and pretty in your face. And don’t forget –

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It’s Hard to Get a Handle on porcelain Cups featuring English royalty, artists, and great philosophers.

28 Treat your guests to Foam Sweet Foam 32

purple, and blue (states)!

soaps.

If they’re puppets on your fingers and magnets on your fridge, they’re Magnetic Personalities.

39 Clever, carry-anywhere little tins of Mints make

tight clasp.

70 For a good time, sport one of our 76

Dress-Ups show your fridge a good time.

We make T-Shirts to suit every occasion… as long as you’re doing something fun.

78 Tough day? Two words: Bob Ross. 79 Everybody’s favorite neighbor is still Mister Rogers.

80 Space…the final frontier…Star Trek takes you there!

46 Not just stationery – Quotable Notables

82 Show off all things DC Comics… 85 …in a DC Universe revolving display. 86 We make original Doctor Who items you

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87 Look up your Sales Reps and have a chat. 87 You were wondering where to find our

your mouth and your pocket a little bit cooler.

42 Little Thinkers Adorable plush dolls of the

most formidable cultural heroes and great thinkers!

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include a die-cut greeting card, envelope, and stickers.

Our pocket-size and full-size Notebooks are for bird-watching, star-gazing, and list-making. You need notes in dozens of fun shapes and themes. You need UPG Sticky Note

Booklets. 60 Tableware

Break out the Shot Glasses for you and five party-worthy friends. Eat your way to the bottom of Proof is in the Pudding Bowls to prove your theorem-m-m-m. Planet Plates feature eight original portraits – all the planets of the solar system. (Sorry, Pluto.) A Salt & Pepper set for Doctor Who fans – a Cream & Sugar set and Soup & Sandwich Vortex, too!

won’t find anywhere else in the universe.

Policies, weren’t you?

88 Here’s where we display our Displays. 90 An Ivory Tower will show off our wares and tell customers you’ve got the goods.

92 Take our Mini Ivory Tower display for a spin. 93 Complete our Order Form or head for philosophersguild.com/wholesale – either way, we’re easy.

97 Hey, Good-Looking. Want to see what’s New and all our Best-Sellers?


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NEW PRODUCTS L.M. MONTGOMERY QUOTABLE NOTABLE Now you can send the creator of Anne of Green Gables to your best friend, your Canadian pen pal, or your favorite young reader! This handsome Quotable Notable die-cut card includes a mini biography of the author who made Prince Edward Island famous the world over. Write a cheerful note to say, “Dear old world…you are very lovely, and I am glad to be alive in you." There’s also a sticker sheet full of quotes and images, with friendly greetings like “Happy Birthday!” and “Good Luck!” #5268 AVAILABLE JULY

$1.50 / $2.00 CDN Multiples of 6.

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BOB ROSS QUOTABLE NOTABLE Why not get Bob Ross to deliver news of your latest gallery show with this handsome Quotable Notable card? On the back of the card is a mini biography of the tranquil artist, and in case you don’t have time to compose anything but your paintings, there’s also a sticker sheet of quotes and images, with cheerful greetings like “Congratulations!” and “I Love You!” #5301 AVAILABLE JULY

$1.50 / $2.00 CDN Multiples of 6.

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BOB ROSS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

NELLIE BLY MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

JAMES BALDWIN MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

Pop our Bob Ross Magnetic Personality puppet on your finger, pick up a brush, and you can paint along with Bob Ross any time, day or night. He’s also a magnet on your steel sink or the mini fridge in your studio. What are you waiting for? “Play. Have fun.” #5300

On your finger, she’s a world-traveling puppet. On your locker or fridge, she’s an investigative reporter of a magnet. The rowdy and principled Nellie Bly Magnetic Personality is the perfect companion for all your adventures! #4246

Harlem-born James Baldwin was the clear-eyed “transatlantic commuter” who showed us how to recognize ourselves as he became one of our finest 20th century writers. #5335

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NEW PRODUCTS GLOWS IN THE DARK!

SHERLOCK HOLMES ENAMEL PINS

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE ENAMEL PINS

Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307

Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309

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Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair. #5305 AVAILABLE JULY

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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DUCK-RABBIT ENAMEL PINS “I shall call the following figure, derived from Jastrow, the duck-rabbit. It can be seen as a rabbit’s head or as a duck’s.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations #5308 AVAILABLE JULY

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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BILLIE HOLIDAY ENAMEL PINS

PLATONIC SOLIDS ENAMEL PINS Platonic Solids will show everyone you have many sides. Set of 5 (five) pins. #5313 AVAILABLE JULY

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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TRUMPZILLA WIND-UP TOY Here’s something to play with when you’re playing politics: He smashes trade deals! He crashes climate deals! He steps on allies! Does TRUMPZILLA stop for anything (besides golf)???!!! #5227 AVAILABLE JUNE

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

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THE JOY OF BATHING WITH BOB ROSS SOAP Whenever you’re feeling Prussian Blue, pick yourself up! The Joy of Bathing with Bob Ross is an inspiring soap to make your world better. honey and oatmeal, exfoliating #5333 AVALABLE JUNE

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

SUPERMAN SOAP

BATMAN SOAP

It’s a hand soap — it’s a bath soap— it’s SUPERMAN SOAP! fresh milk, cocoa butter #5289

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AVAILABLE JUNE

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

WONDER WOMAN SOAP

AQUAMAN SOAP

Now you can work and play like a WARRIOR and still be fresh as a PRINCESS — thanks to WONDER WOMAN SOAP! fresh milk, cocoa butter #5291

Wash up in the shower! Wash up in the tub! Whatever you do, don’t wash up on the shore! Great Neptune! fresh milk, cocoa butter #5292

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RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS Oyez! Oyez! Oyez! All persons desiring breath that is Honorable are admonished to draw near and give their attention, for these mints are Supreme! peppermint #5332

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PENMANSHIP POCKET NOTEBOOK A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills. 3½" x 5", 48 pp. #5321 AVAILABLE JULY

$1.50 / $1.95 Multiples of 6.

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PLANET MUG Pore over your pour-over! This mug features beautiful original portraits of our solar system, and every time you enjoy a hot cup of coffee or cocoa, you can learn about each planet. As 19th century astronomer Maria Mitchell wrote, “You cannot study anything persistently for years without becoming learned…” 12 oz. #5293 AVAILABLE AUGUST

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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HOT

GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS MUG When you pour hot water, eleven original illustrations appear on our Golden Constellations mug — or enjoy a cool beverage and let those 215 golden stars make your campfire elegant and your fire escape celestial. 12 oz. #5295 AVALABLE AUGUST

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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I LOVE YOU MUG Pascal said, “In love, silence is of more avail than speech.” But why leave things to chance? Now you can have “I Love You” on your lips — and on your sweetheart’s — with this beautiful mug that says “I Love You” forty ways. Remind your paramour of your steamy devotion over coffee at work, over cocoa on cozy evenings …and over breakfast. 12 oz. #5297 AVAILABLE AUGUST

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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ZIPPER BAGS

NEW!

$6.0 8.0

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Everybody needs a home-away-from-home for their super-important stuff, so reach for UPG’s roomy, sturdy Zipper Bags:

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• Stash a spare leash for the dog park • Lug your lock for your Pilates locker • Carry coupons for the car wash • Rescue your kid’s loose crayons • Is your package of Swedish fish swimming around in your purse? Save them! • Grab your vitamins and favorite teabags on the way to work We make the perfect pouches, loaded with features…

STAYS OPEN FOR BUSINESS ON YOUR DESK, WORKBENCH, OR COUNTERTOP.

HOLDS: • PENS AND PENCILS • BRUSHES AND SHADOWS • SNACKS AND MORE SNACKS

INTERIOR POCKET FOR YOUR ID, CREDIT CARD, OR BUS PASS

ZIPPER BAGS ARE 5" × 9" — COMPACT YET ROOMY!

HANDY HANG LOOP

THEN ZIP IT UP AND ZIP OFF! EACH BAG HAS AN INDIVIDUAL HANGING TAG

HANG TAG FOLDS AND FITS IN THE INTERIOR POCKET

2” GUSSET MAKES IT A STAND-UP BAG FOR STAND-UP FOLKS! 100% COTTON

FACTS AND FEATURES AND FASCINATING READING

DISPLAY OUR ZIPPER BAGS ALONG WITH OUR ENTIRE RANGE OF PRODUCTS IN AN

IVORY TOWER SEE PAGE 90

CONTACT INFORMATION IN CASE OF LOST CASE


Multiples of 4/style. Same artwork front and back unless noted.

$6.00 / $8.00 CDN

ZIPPER BAGS

TOOL BAG

FLIGHT BAG

It’s the handy bag for handy people. Whether you’re a watchmaker, playwright, makeup artist, or all of the above, you need a place for the tools of your trade. #5325

Because you’re always on a mission, take this little zipper pouch with you every day to remind you to shoot for the stars. It’s the bag for your intelligent life. #5326

AVAILABLE AUGUST

AVAILABLE AUGUST

ALCHEMY BAG

JANE AUSTEN BAG

The Alchemy bag is covered with beautiful and mysterious alchemical imagery to remind you it’s important to keep experimenting. Holds lead, gold, and all the necessities for your transformation. It’s the perfect accessory for the person of substance. #5323

The Jane Austen bag is just the place to keep all the small things you need: a bottle of ink and a pen, a stack of letters tied with a ribbon, a needle and thread. This pouch is for those who recognize that the small is not inevitably the trivial. #5324

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YOGA BAG The Yoga bag features original drawings to illustrate 15 poses. For those who believe practice makes practiced. Namaste. #5322 AVAILABLE AUGUST

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LIP BALM

NEW!

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Lively in your shop display — lovely when you get them home — each one is a useful, flavorful accessory for pocket, purse, or backpack. MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

ATTRACTIVE 3 ½" × 4 ½" BLISTER PACK READY TO DISPLAY

PROTECTS YOUR LIPS AGAINST THE ELEMENTS (NOT LEAD OR MENDELEVIUM, OF COURSE — WE WERE THINKING MORE LIKE WIND AND COLD)

CULTURAL ICON

NET WT. .15 OZ. (4.25 G)

EYE-CATCHING DESIGN

Take a look at the recipe: ORGANIC ingredients REAL flavors you like NO butylthis, parathat, or methylwhatever NO mineral oil NO battery acid NO truth serum that makes you confess, “Boss, that haircut makes you look like an eel.”

MADE WITH ALL-NATURAL, ENVIRONMENTALLY-FRIENDLY INGREDIENTS

FILLED WITH LOTS OF GOOD STUFF! MISSING LOTS OF BAD STUFF!

24-HOOK SPINNING DISPLAY #5354 SEE PAGE 89

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Lip Balms from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild are delicious, highquality concoctions wrapped up in fetching and fun-to-read packages.

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FRIDA KAHLO’S ON THE LIPS OF DREAMS Smooth on Frida Kahlo’s on the Lips of Dreams lip balm and paint your self-portrait with orange, lemon, and lime flavor. citrus #5316 AVAILABLE JUNE

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JANE AUSTEN’S FINEST BALM Do you feel more than you ought to do? Dry lips take delight in vexing you! Jane Austen’s Finest Balm cannot take the place of friendship, yet it will teach you to hope as you had scarcely ever allowed yourself to hope before. Apply and return to a disposition in which happiness overflows in mirth. peppermint #5318

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN

LIP BALM 9

FREUD’S ORAL FIXATION Freud’s Oral Fixation is the lip balm you desire. (That sounded more profound in the original German.) Begins cooling and soothing in the time it takes to say “subliminal.” You’ll feel better after your first session. eucalyptus mint #5319 AVAILABLE JUNE

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SHAKESPEARE’S MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S BALM The course of true love never did run smooth as this fragrant balm. Apply every day and they will vow and swear and superpraise your parts. For a gentle lady or a gentleman-like man. cherry #5317 AVAILABLE JUNE

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Il14229c))@&([Q O-BALM-A Things been rough lately? There’s hope! O-Balm-A is the smooth, genuine balm to make you feel good — more like yourself. When’s the last time you smiled? Well, it’s going to be good again. Reach for O-Balm-A and get back to normal. peppermint #5338

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IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM Feeling uncomfortable? Is your smile strained and painful? Do your lips purse and pucker — even in front of cameras? It’s time for IMPEACHMINT! Always emollient — never emolument. IMPEACHMINT is the minty lip balm you can trust. More and more people demand IMPEACHMINT! Apply liberally. peppermint #5274 AVAILABLE NOW

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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ENAMEL PINS

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Wear your heart on your sleeve — and inspiration on your lapel!

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Our line of colorful die-cast Enamel Pins features historical figures, cultural icons, and big ideas. They’re packaged in sets of two with rubber pin backs.

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UNIQUE QUOTE OR QUIP IDENTIFIES PINS

ATTRACTIVE 3¼" × 4¼" HANGING DISPLAY CARD INSIDE AN ACETATE ENVELOPE TENACIOUS RUBBER PIN BACKS HOLD ON TIGHT ORIGINAL DESIGNS

ENAMEL PINS COME IN SETS OF TWO

COLORFUL ENAMEL

BEST-SELLERS 9-HOOK DISPLAY #5103 SEE PAGE 89

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ROSIE THE RIVETER #5098

EDGAR ALLAN POE #5079

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ALBERT EINSTEIN #5093

BOB ROSS #5083

ANDY WARHOL #5086

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ALBERT EINSTEIN

In theory, Albert Einstein and E = mc 2 show you have potential... you know, relatively. #5093

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CHARLES DARWIN

T. REX NOW AND THEN

“I frequently got on their backs...but I found it very difficult to keep my balance.” — Charles Darwin on riding the Galápagos Tortoise

T. rex and T. rex fossil — can you dig it? #5075

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NIKOLA TESLA

CARL SAGAN

LAIKA

Nikola Tesla and his famous Tesla Coil — flash but not flashy. #5084

Carl Sagan sent the Golden Record aboard Voyager. No word yet from “advanced spacefaring civilizations in interstellar space.” #5080

Brave little Laika began as a stray in Moscow, but she flew around the world aboard Sputnik 2. #5078

MARIE SKLODOWSKA CURIE

MARGARET SANGER

QUEEN VICTORIA

Marie Sklodowska Curie coined the word “radioactive” and named the radium that gave the lab that special glow(-in-the-dark). #5309

Margaret Sanger championed The Pill and the rest is her story. #5099

We are not amused. Ask Queen Victoria. #5100

ALICE

CHESHIRE CAT

MAD HATTER

Alice found a bottle with a label that said “DRINK ME” and she did — would you? #5070

‘Well! I've often seen a cat without a grin,’ thought Alice; ‘but a grin without a cat! It's the most curious thing I ever saw in my life!’ #5090

“It’s the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!” Invite the Mad Hatter and bring your Teacup.

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ANDY WARHOL

FRIDA KAHLO

“I used to have the same lunch every day, for 20 years, I guess...” — Andy Warhol, about Soup #5086

Frida Kahlo immortalized her pet Monkey in the self-portrait, “Fulang-Chang and I.” #5091

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SALVADOR DALÍ

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Salvador Dalí and his Melting Watch make your day more surreal. #5092

Vincent van Gogh and his Ear — together again! #5085

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BOB ROSS

LEONARDO DA VINCI

“You paint your world the way you see it…” and Bob Ross paints a Happy Little Tree the way he sees it.

Leonardo da Vinci and his Vitruvian Man help you keep things in proportion.

#5083

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MISTER ROGERS

THE SCREAM

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Mister Rogers and Trolley can say to someone you like: “Won’t You Be My Neighbor”?

“I felt a gust of melancholy” Edvard Munch said in his diary 22 January 1892 — but The Scream says it all.

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ENAMEL PINS 13

NEW! BILLIE HOLIDAY

SIGMUND FREUD

Billie Holiday wore her heart on her sleeve and her ever-present white gardenia in her hair.

Sigmund Freud loved his Mom. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. #5095

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ROSIE THE RIVETER

Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s opinion: “I dissent.” — Bush v. Gore 531 U.S. 98, 144

Big job? Tough job? Impossible job? Rosie says, “We Can Do It!” #5098

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Il14229c))@%&YO JUSTIN TRUDEAU Not your parents’ Trudeau! (But it is your parents’ maple leaf.) Pas le Trudeau de tes parents! (Mais c’est la feuille d’érable de tes parents.)

THEODORE ROOSEVELT Theodore Roosevelt and the Bull Moose Party want YOU! #5215

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SHERLOCK HOLMES Sherlock Holmes was never without his trusty magnifying glass. “It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important.” — A Case of Identity #5307

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DUCK-RABBIT “I shall call the following figure, derived from Jastrow, the duck-rabbit. It can be seen as a rabbit’s head or as a duck’s.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein, Philosophical Investigations #5308

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I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I? #5221

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H.P. LOVECRAFT H.P. Lovecraft and Cthulhu. Pals. #5218

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SQUID & WHALE “It seemed not a whale… ‘What was it, Sir?’ said Flask. ‘The great live squid…’ ” — Moby Dick #5222

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WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

JAMES BALDWIN

William Shakespeare and The Globe are the emblems you need for all your comedies and tragedies.

“You and I are history. We carry our history. We act our history.” — James Baldwin #5089

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“One cannot have too large a party.” Or better companions than Jane Austen and her Novels. #5088

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SCHADENFREUDE & JOIE DE VIVRE Now Schadenfreude and joie de vivre are together for the first time. #5101

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EDGAR ALLAN POE The Raven came to have a word with Edgar Allan Poe... and you know what word that is. #5079

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SYLVIA PLATH Sylvia Plath struck on the precise metaphor: “sitting under the same glass bell jar.” #5220

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TRANSFORMING MUGS

15

$6.50

When you pour yourself a nice hot chocolate, coffee, or tea in one of our Transforming Mugs, it changes everything — including the mug, itself. Sip your steaming beverage, watch the images transform, and enjoy the change of perspective. SF O R M S ! N A R T

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8.5

OPEN AT THE TOP SO YOU CAN ADD LIQUID!

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IMAGES TRANSFORM WHEN YOU POUR A HOT BEVERAGE

EACH MUG FEATURES AN ORIGINAL UPG DESIGN

HANDLE COMES FREE WITH EVERY MUG! HOLD HERE TO PREVENT BURNING YOUR HANDS!

CARE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE

SO HOT!

SO COOL!

CLOSED AT THE BOTTOM TO PREVENT BEVERAGE FROM LEAKING OUT!

FREE DISPLAY INSERTS INCLUDED WITH ALL YOUR ORDERS FOR TRANSFORMING MUGS

SPOILERS! BEFORE-AND-AFTER VIEWS

EACH MUG INDIVIDUALLY BOXED

BEST-SELLERS

CONSTELLATIONS #2762

BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

DISAPPEARING CHESHIRE CAT #0025

DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES #0236

DOCTOR WHO DISAPPEARING TARDIS #1605

DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS #0982

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16 TRANSFORMING MUGS

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PLANET

BIOLUMINESCENCE

Every time you pour a hot beverage, learn about each planet in the solar system. 12 oz. #5293

The mighty sea rolls on, concealing things both mysterious and rare — including animals that produce chemicals to make themselves light up! 14 oz. #5048

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CONSTELLATION

GOLDEN CONSTELLATIONS

Have coffee with the stars. 12 oz. #2762

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG

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DISAPPEARING DINOSAURS

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THIS CALLS FOR WONDER WOMAN

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Great Hera! Every time you add hot liquid, this mug transforms and Diana Prince changes into Wonder Woman to save Steve Trevor from a UFO! 14 oz. #3812

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR SUPERMAN Make a cup of hot chocolate and Superman appears to save the day! 14 oz. #3684

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DOCTOR WHO DISAPPEARING TARDIS

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DOCTOR WHO WEEPING ANGEL

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING When you add hot water, he changes into his cardigan! 14 oz. #3748

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BENJAMIN FRANKLIN ELECTRICI-TEA

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Go fly a kite! This mug has a notch for your tea bag string so the paper tag becomes Ben Franklin’s kite. Ingenious! 12 oz. #4972

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Solve the crossword on the box (pencil inside!), then wash your mug and look for more than two dozen puzzles online! 14 oz. #3340

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FIRST LINES OF LITERATURE

LAST LINES OF LITERATURE

It’ll give you the literary inspiration to tackle your day. For best results, serve with our Last Lines of Literature mug. 14 oz. #2763

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EDGAR ALLAN POE

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Makes any beverage mysterious! 14 oz. #3356

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The right amount of caffeine helps you adapt to the requirements of chaos. The right mug helps even more. 14 oz. #3358

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Our Geologic Time mug will remind you of your days as an amateur paleontologist digging in the yard and collecting shells on the beach. 4.56 billion years in the making. 14 oz.

When you say one thing but mean your mother! 12 oz.

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What is truth? What is happiness? What is the best place for my favorite libation? Here are 60 Western philosophers to help you with at least one of these questions. 9 oz. #4253

This drinking vessel depicts all the kings and queens from Alfred to Elizabeth II… and one unfortunate Interregnum — more kings and queens than any other cup! We are amused. 9 oz. #5192

Own a work of art — one that employs a bold, minimal palette to depict 65 great modern artists from Courbet to Warhol. 9 oz.

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SUPERMAN THROUGH THE YEARS Superman has stood for truth, justice, and the American Way since the 1930s… and now the Man of Steel stands watch over your hot apple cider. 14 oz. #2966

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POCKET (3 ½" × 5") $1.50 / $1.95 CDN

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7") $3.00 / $3.95 CDN

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COMIC NOTE BOOK

MINI MASTERPIECES

A handy cartoonist’s notebook, perfect for capturing all your fresh POW! ZIP! BOING! ideas.

A handy artist’s notebook with page borders of classic frames for studies, details, or miniature masterpieces.

POCKET #3581

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The Great Games! notebook fits in your pocket and entertains for hours without batteries, WiFi, or fancy equipment. All you need is a pen or pencil to play. Three game formats (squares, dots, and hexes) and easy-to-follow rules for several games.

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild pocket notebook features handy charts (Dante’s Rings of Hell!) and crucial information (names of the 9 Muses!) Grid-lined pages are festooned with the UPG March of Progress that begins with a monkey and ends with… Kant’s gift of fortune? …one of Mauss’ gift exchanges? Think. THINK! Shhhhhhh. Whenever a brainchild comes to you, tuck it in here.

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CANADA PASSPORT After every election, one party always threatens to head for the Great White North. This Canada Passport notebook is filled with entertaining facts and features the disappointed voter needs... POCKET #5015

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PENMANSHIP A notebook to brush up on your penmanship or to practice your new skills. POCKET #5321

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3 ½" × 5"

Multiples of 6/style. 48 pp.

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN

With space for your photo and vital information for tourists and travelers, Fantastic Lands Passport Notebooks are a necessity. Carry one with you always, for you never know when you will find yourself landing on an alien world, searching through an imaginary land, or in a state of wonderful liminality.

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HELL

MARS

NEVERLAND

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STICKY NOTE BOOKLETS $3.00

UPG’s handy, eye-catching Sticky Note Booklets hold dozens and dozens of notes and page markers with individual designs. They’re better than a memo pad and more fun than those oh-so-square ordinary sticky notes.

$

3.5

EVERY STICKY NOTE BOOKLET FEATURES INDIVIDUAL NOTE DESIGNS

0 CDN

APPROX. 3" × 4" (NOTE SIZES VARY)

PACKAGED IN POP BOXES OF 6 DOZENS AND DOZENS OF NOTES IN EACH BOOKLET

BEST-SELLERS

WONDER WOMAN #4204

TRUMP’S EXECUTIVE ORDERS #5057

WONDERLAND #2781

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD #3820

MUSICAL NOTES #0532

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$3.00 / $3.50 CDN

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BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING

FRIDA’S REFLECTIONS

ART NOTES

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Whether it’s a seaside picnic, a tailgate party, or a “just because” barbecue (just because you own a barbecue), the Unemployed Philosophers Guild offers lots of fun and festive Tableware for gettogethers with family and friends. UPG makes entertaining more entertaining.

MUG SHOTS SHOT GLASSES Six of the most famous gangsters and their mug shots on a set of shot glasses! Includes Al Capone, John Dillinger, Bugsy Siegel, Lucky Luciano, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pretty Boy Floyd. #1838

$8.00 / $10.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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$14.50 / $18.00 CDN

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GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES Our Great Drinkers shot glass set celebrates six immortal literary figures who are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work: Oscar Wilde, Lord Byron, Dorothy Parker, Winston Churchill, William Butler Yeats, and Charles Baudelaire. Each two-ounce shot glass features an illustration of the author along with a memorable quote about drinking. #0034

$8.00 / $10.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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PLANET PLATES A set of eight melamine plates featuring watercolor portraits of the planets in our solar system. This lightweight dinnerware orbits from picnic to dinner party to dishwasher — wherever adventure takes you! Pluto not included (it’s not a planet). Plate diameter 10". #3344

$18.50 / $24.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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MERCURY

VENUS

JUPITER

EARTH

SATURN

MARS

URANUS

NEPTUNE

TARDIS VS DALEK CREAM & SUGAR SET

TARDIS SOUP & SANDWICH VORTEX

TARDIS VS DALEK SALT & PEPPER SET

Even a rivalry of cosmic proportions takes time out for tea! The TARDIS holds the sugar and the Dalek holds the cream. 3 ½" tall and highly civilized. #3746

Serve your guests chips and salsa or your favorite party dip in the TARDIS as it flies through the Time Vortex… or enjoy your soup and sandwich like the last of the Time Lords! #3766

An epic battle across space and time can now take place over your dinner table with our TARDIS vs Dalek salt and pepper shaker set! These collectible ceramic shakers are a must for every Doctor Who fan. #2453

$12.00 / $13.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

$19.50 / $22.00 CDN Multiples of 2.

$9.50 / $10.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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TRUMP IMPEACHMINTS

NEW!

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TRUMPZILLA WIND-UP TOY

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

CDN

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$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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TRUMP’S SMALL HAND SOAP #4633

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

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IMPEACHMINT LIP BALM #5274

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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$3.00 / $3.50 CDN Multiples of 6.

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BEST COMRADES TRUMP AND PUTIN FINGER PUPPET SET #5044

$8.00 / $9.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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$7.00 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6.

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UPDATED DESIGN!

COLD COLD

HOT

HOT

DEMOCRATIC DREAM MUG

DISAPPEARING CIVIL LIBERTIES MUG

#0971

#0236

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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HILLARY CLINTON #4098

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN SLOGANS MUG #0978

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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BARACK OBAMA #0644

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O-BALM-A LIP BALM

RUTH BADER GINSBURG #5036

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$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 12.

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$3.50 / $4.00 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

NEW!

BARACK OBAMA LITTLE THINKER

RUTH BADER GINSBURG ENAMEL PINS

RUTH BADER GINSBURG’S JUDGMINTS

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$7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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FREUDIAN SLIPPERS EYEGLASSES — LIKE FREUD’S! — MAKE YOUR FEET LOOK SMART

THEY ARE OPEN-MINDED LEFT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

FULLY TWEAK-ABLE NOSE

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS Now you can really put your foot in it! Walk in the master’s footsteps with our patented built-in ‘sock-tongue’.

$12.00 / $15.00 CDN Multiples of 2/size.

RIGHT EAR — JUST LIKE FREUD!

Available in US sizes: SMALL (Women’s 6–9.5, Men’s 6–8) #0112

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PATENTED SOCK TONGUE™ TECHNOLOGY

MEDIUM LARGE

(Women’s 10–11.5, Men’s 8.5–11) #0111

(Women’s 12+, Men’s 11.5–14) #0110

SpeakFirefly.com presents…

FIREFLY COMMUNICATOR Do you speak firefly? When the sun goes down, don’t sneak up on fireflies with a jar. Call them and they will come to you, thanks to the new Firefly Communicator! This device fits in the palm of your hand (or attach to its lanyard) and flashes light patterns to attract fireflies. Use the pre-set programs or customize its two built-in LEDs to mimic the bioluminescent displays for male and female fireflies of different species. Make your own observations and share your discoveries! Firefly populations are declining, and with the Firefly Communicator you can learn more about these fascinating creatures without removing them from the wild. STEM fun for ages 8 to infinity! #FIRE

$10.00 / $13.00 CDN Multiples of 6.


SECULAR SAINTS The portrait of a cultural luminary appears on the front of the votive, and there are special features beautifully rendered on the reverse. They are guaranteed to grant your desires (“I need romantic lighting”) and aid the powerless (“I need light until the power comes back on”).

$5.75 7. 2 5

$

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild has created these unscented Secular Saints candles for our unenlightened times.

CDN

SAINT’S NAME

PATRONAGE

RICH COLOR PORTRAIT

SAINT’S DAY (BIRTHDAY)

INDIVIDUAL “PRAYER” TO INSPIRE AND ENLIGHTEN ILLUMINATED WITH GOLD FOIL

MADE IN THE

U.S.A.

CALLIGRAPHIC LETTERING FINE PAPER WITH EMBOSSED DETAILS

BURN TIME UP TO 80 HOURS

COUNTERTOP SECULAR SAINTS CANDLE DISPLAY

2" DIAMETER 8" TALL

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FRIDA KAHLO #3291

JOHN LENNON #4282

EDGAR ALLAN POE #4562

NIKOLA TESLA #4283

KURT VONNEGUT #3701

ALBERT EINSTEIN #2933

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$5.75 / $7.25 CDN

Multiples of 6/style.

JANE AUSTEN

JAMES BALDWIN

SALVADOR DALÍ

CHARLES DARWIN

ALBERT EINSTEIN

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JOHN LENNON

ABRAHAM LINCOLN

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ADA LOVELACE

EDGAR ALLAN POE

ELEANOR ROOSEVELT

OLIVER SACKS

CARL SAGAN

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PILL BOXES

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Leave all those homely plastic containers at home! UPG makes more than a dozen Pill Boxes to carry all your medications and vitamins and supplements in one handsome case that fits in your pocket or purse.

SHINY!

0 CDN

2" DIAMETER (SHOWN LARGER THAN ACTUAL SIZE) TWO COMPARTMENTS

ALL ROUND PILL BOXES COME IN HANGING DISPLAY BOXES

CLOSES WITH A CLASP

BEST-SELLERS

MR. SPOCK #4377

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MOTHER’S LITTLE HELPER #0602

ROSIE THE RIVETER #3583

FRIDA’S PHARMACY #3333

VAN GOGH #0171

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TEMPUS FUGIT $19.5

HANDSOME GENUINE LEATHER BAND

Will you look at the time?

$

24

And when you do, will you be staring at a computer screen or squinting at your phone?

STYLISH CASE

Why not gaze lovingly at one of our smart and stylish Watches instead?

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0

JAPANESE QUARTZ MOVEMENT

EACH WATCH HAS ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL HANDS/DISC DESIGN

UPG makes dozens of smart and funny ways to give someone the time of day, whether they love the arts and sciences, classic photography, or the fun of looking at a watch that looks back.

NOT WATERPROOF ONE YEAR WARRANTY

With so many ways to measure the day, you won’t think about time the same way again.

BEST-SELLERS

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE #4428

DOCTOR WHO #2207

PTOLEMAIC SYSTEM #2979

HIGGS BOSON #2969

PACKAGED IN ITS OWN DISPLAY TIN / GIFT BOX

TESLA TIME #4517

EINSTEINIAN RELATIVITY #0219

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MOIRÉ OP ART Animated Op Art for your ensemble! As each second passes, the Moiré pattern whorls. Just desserts for those who like eye candy. 38mm diameter. #3975

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A clever take on relativity! It tells perfect time, but the numbers rotate! 33mm diameter.

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Dalí’s moustache becomes the minute and hour hands of this surreal watch. One of his ubiquitous ants circles the face every minute. 33mm diameter. #0559

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This watch not only tells the time in Earth hours, but the second hand is an image of the U.S.S. Enterprise (NCC1701) cruising through space. Five-year mission. One-year warranty. 38mm diameter. #4428

S. E .S.

M B E R S ROTAT E

Ah, the good old days when the heavens revolved around the Earth. 33mm diameter.

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RADIANS

PENNY-FARTHING

Go ahead. Embrace the irrational. The hands of the Radians watch — each one a radius — sweep around the circle and tell the time in radians. The Radians watch lets you look at time from a new angle! 38mm diameter. Don’t you deserve π? #4379

The only timepiece for high wheelers. A tribute to the Victorian bicycle that was bang up to the elephant. (That’s a good thing!) 38mm face. Domed crystal. Bespoke numbers. Afternoonified leather band. None of your hookem-snivey here!

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$19.50 / $24.00 CDN

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COLOR WHEEL

HIGGS BOSON

Finally, a classic artist’s color wheel you can wear on your wrist. Perfect for all your on-the-go color-mixing needs. 38mm diameter.

Pretend you understand particle physics with this new watch. You’ll CERNtainly be the life of any party. 33mm diameter. #2969

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We made a wristwatch that sums up Nietzsche’s hopeless view of the world! Instead of a second hand, THE ETERNAL RETURN OF THE SAME revolves around the face. 33mm diameter.

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Now you can tell time in Aramaic, Laotian, Chinese, Oriya, Sanskrit, Coptic, Greek, Mayan, Egyptian, Thai, Ethiopic, and Bengali... even if you can’t tell the time to anyone else. 38mm diameter.

Nikola Tesla was ahead of his time. Radio! X-rays! Cryogenics! A/C power! Radar! Transistors! Patents! Patents! Patents! If you prize hard work and innovation above cold, hard cash — and if you set your Tesla watch five minutes ahead — you will be ahead of your time, too! 38 mm diameter. #4517

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When you give someone the time of day, why not throw in a proposition (one of Euclid’s)? 33mm diameter. #3527

No need for that bulky Sieve of Eratosthenes. Now there’s a watch that expresses time only in prime numbers. A math geek favorite! 33mm diameter. #1837

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“O time, thou must untangle this… it is too hard a knot for me t’untie.” A reminder that time heals all wounds. 33mm diameter. #0105

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You won’t be late with our Wonderland watch. A flurry of cards spins around the watch face every minute. Curious! 33mm diameter. Printed plastic band.

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MAGNETIC PLAY SETS $7.00 8.7

$

Our entertaining Magnetic Play Sets make any fridge or filing cabinet the center of attention.

5 CDN

Each set comes with all the components you need to create scores of mix-and-match monsters or superhero scenarios or cultural icons with wardrobes and accessories for every occasion.

COLORFUL COMPONENTS

ORIGINAL DESIGNS

DOZENS OF ELEMENTS

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DECK OUT YOUR MEDICINE CABINET

MATCH DIE-CUT DETAILS

START ALL OVER AGAIN

DRESS UP YOUR DESK

ACCESSORIZE YOUR APPLIANCES

AMERICAN GOTHIC

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#2766

#0322

#0321


Sold in multiples of 6/style.

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN

MAGNETIC PLAY SETS 75

FRIDA’S FROCKS & SMOCKS

BAD HOMBRES TRUMP AND PUTIN

OMG: DESIGN YOUR OWN DEITY

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#2778

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MISTER ROGERS’ HELLO, NEIGHBOR!

ALL THE WORLD’S A STAGE

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#2310

WHAT WOULD JESUS WEAR? #0323

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#5045

#3819

#3821

BATMAN

JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA

SUPERMAN

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#4207

#4515

COUNTERTOP MAGNETIC PLAY SET DISPLAY

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

OBAMARAMA

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#4518

#4201

#0654

#3106 SEE PAGE 89

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T-SHIRTS Multiples of 2/size/style.

Available in the five most popular unisex sizes (Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large) and so goodlooking you’ll have to tell everyone, “Hey, my eyes are up here!”

CAT IN A PP EA RS T! N SU LI G H

$11.5 14.

$

The Unemployed Philosophers Guild makes T-Shirts that let the world know how you feel that let the world know how you feel about Lucy (we’ve always thought it was okay to love an Australopithecus) and the Cheshire Cat (who reappears in sunlight), as well as important issues like minimum wage for kittens.

00 CDN

(+$1.00 for XXL.)

0

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE FOR KITTENS These 100% ringspun cotton t-shirts raise awareness of the plight of the working kitten — and they are soft enough to pet. What do we want? JUSTICE When do we want it? MEOW KITTEN1

-S

KITTEN2

-M

KITTEN3

-L

KITTEN4

- XL

KITTEN5

- XXL

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CHESHIRE CAT

DALÍ LLAMA

Every time you go out in sunlight, the Cheshire Cat appears around the smile. When you get back in the shade, the cat disappears again and leaves nothing but the smile.

There he stands, the proud llama, sporting a handsome Salvador Dalí moustache, defying tradition, shattering expectations… ah, who are we kidding? The Dalí Llama t-shirt IS just a funny play on words, but it cracks us up and gets us loads of smiles as we walk down the street wearing it.

CCAT1

-S

CCAT2

-M

LLAMA1

-S

CCAT3

-L

LLAMA2

-M

CCAT4

- XL

LLAMA3

-L

CCAT5

- XXL

LLAMA4

- XL

LLAMA5

- XXL

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HERE’S LOOKING AT EUCLID This tribute to the Father of Geometry in basic black will let everyone know that you may be simple, but you are also elegant. EUCLID1

-S

EUCLID2

-M

EUCLID3

-L

EUCLID4

- XL

EUCLID5

- XXL

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PINK FREUD This is the t-shirt that says it all… then forgets what it was saying and gazes off into space until nobody can quite tell if it’s exceptionally deep or just hungry. PINKF1

-S

PINKF2

-M

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-L

PINKF4

- XL

PINKF5

- XXL

SHAKESPEAREAN INSULTS Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many putdowns you only need to point! This shirt is 100% cotton and features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase. INSULT1

-S

INSULT2

-M

INSULT3

-L

INSULT4

- XL

INSULT5

- XXL

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BOB ROSS

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“Give me your wired, your bored, Your workaholics yearning to paint trees. The restless nine-to-five-ing day job crowds. Send these, the listless, humorless to me, I lift my brush, paint happy little clouds!”

From now on, don’t tell people to calm down. Tell them to Bob Ross.

COLD

NEW! HOT

BOB ROSS SOAP oatmeal and honey, exfoliating #5333

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

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BOB ROSS SELF-PAINTING MUG #4961

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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BOB ROSS ENAMEL PINS #5083

BOB ROSS HAPPY LITTLE MINTS #4960

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

$7.50 / $9.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

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NEW!

BOB ROSS MAGNETIC PERSONALITY

BOB ROSS THE JOY OF PAINTING STICKY NOTES

BOB ROSS QUOTABLE NOTABLE

#5300

#5004

#5301

$3.50 / $4.00 CDN

$3.00 / $3.50 CDN Multiples of 6.

$1.50 / $2.00 Multiples of 6.

Multiples of 6.

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CDN

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MISTER ROGERS Everybody’s favorite neighbor, Mister Rogers, is sure to make it a beautiful day in the neighborhood!

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MISTER ROGERS’ BATH SOAP #4846

$1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8.

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MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD STICKY NOTES #3820

COLD

$3.00 / $3.50 CDN Multiples of 6.

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MISTER ROGERS SWEATER CHANGING MUG HOT

#3748

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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HELLO, NEIGHBOR! MISTER ROGERS’ MAGNETIC DRESS-UP

$1.50 / $2.00 CDN Multiples of 6.

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#3819

$7.00 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6.

Il14229c))!%^?K MISTER ROGERS ENAMEL PINS #5097

$7.50 / $9.00 Multiples of 4.

CDN

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MISTER ROGERS’ ENCOURAGEMINTS #4230

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN Multiples of 24.

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TM

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These classic Star Trek finger puppets, coffee mugs, and stationery boldly go where no one has gone before. Join the Unemployed Philosophers Guild and the crew of the U.S.S. Enterprise to seek out new life and new civilizations!

DILITHIUM CRYSTALS

MR. SPOCK PILL BOX

#4363

#4377

$1.50 / $1.95 CDN

$6.50 / $8.00 CDN

Multiples of 24.

Multiples of 3.

U.S.S. ENTERPRISE WATCH

KLINGON BIRD-OF-PREY WATCH

#4428

#4614

$19.50 / $24.00 CDN

$19.50 / $24.00 CDN

Multiples of 2.

Multiples of 2.

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COLD

HOT

STARSHIPS OF STAR TREK MUG

TRANSPORTER MUG

#4378

#4606

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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SPOCK #4551

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UHURA #4554

DR. McCOY #4552

CHEKOV #4555

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MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES

$3.50 / $4.00 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

SULU #4553

SCOTTY #4556


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CAPTAIN’S LOG NOTEBOOK Multiples of 6/style. POCKET (3 ½" × 5", 48 PP.) #4520 $1.50 / $1.95

CDN

FULL-SIZE (5" × 7", 48 PP.) #4610 $3.00 / $3.95

CDN

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CAPTAIN KIRK #4581

SPOCK #4580

UHURA #4584

SULU #4583

DR. McCOY #4582

SCOTTY #4585

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$1.50 / $2.00 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

STAR TREK QUOTABLE NOTABLE BOX SET

STAR TREK STICKY NOTES

#4587

#4427

$7.00 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

$3.00 / $3.50 CDN

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The Unemployed Philosophers Guild teamed up with DC Comics and created an entire line of classic superhero items you won’t find anyplace else!

BATMAN #4354

WONDER WOMAN #4356

THE JOKER HA-HA-HA HABAÑEROS #4532

SUPERMAN #4355

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SUPERMAN #4202

Multiples of 24/style.

WONDER WOMAN #4204

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BATMAN #4203

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Il14229c))%^#[Q Sticky Notes $3.00 / $3.50 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

GREEN LANTERN #4205

THE JOKER #4531

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BATMAN #4114

THE JOKER #4446

SUPERMAN #4113

GREEN LANTERN #4447

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Magnetic Personalities $3.50 / $4.00 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

THE FLASH #4448

WONDER WOMAN #4115


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WONDER WOMAN #4066

BATMAN #4067

SUPERMAN #4063

THE FLASH #4406

AQUAMAN #4407

GREEN LANTERN #4206

Il14229c))%)^XN Il14229c))%)(YO Il14229c))%))VL Il14229c))(^([Q Il14229c))(^*+U Il14229c))%*#YO Quotable Notables $1.50 / $2.00 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

NEW!

NEW!

BATMAN #5290

NEW!

Justice League of America Quotable Notable Box Set

Batman Friends and Foes QUotable NOtable BOX Set

#4208

#4644

$7.00 / $8.50 CDN

$7.00 / $8.50 CDN

Multiples of 4.

Multiples of 4.

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SUPERMAN #5289

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Soaps $1.70 / $2.25 CDN Multiples of 8/style.

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SUPERMAN #4201

Il14229c))%^!WM Magnetic Action Sets $7.00 / $8.75 CDN Multiples of 6/style.

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BATMAN #4207

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WONDER WOMAN #5291

NEW!

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JUSTICE LEAGUE OF AMERICA #4515

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84 DC MUGS

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN

Multiples of 4/style.

Batman through the Years mug

Superman through the YEars mug

Wonder WomaN through the YEARS mug

#4052 .

#2966

#4048

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COLD

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COLD

HOT

Bat-Signal Transforming Mug #3349

HOT

Green Lantern Corps Transforming Mug #4239

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COLD

COLD

HOT

COLD

This calls for Wonder Woman Transforming Mug

This looks like a job for superman! Transforming Mug

#3812

#3684

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comes complete with our custom-made Baltic birch display and a product assortment showcasing UPG's entire DC Comics line.*

19" W x 19" D x 36" H #4497

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* No substitutions.

FOR PROGRAM COST AND DETAILS, SEE P. 88


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Do you miss your old TARDIS? Now legendary time-traveler Doctor Who can go everywhere you go to make your life more exciting!

GENESIS OF THE DALEKS MUG #3745

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

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TARDIS UMBRELLA #3825

$17.00 / $19.50 CDN Multiples of 2.

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COLD

HOT

HOT

WEEPING ANGEL MUG

DISAPPEARING TARDIS MUG

DOCTOR WHO STICKY NOTES

#3763

#1605

#2206

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

$6.50 / $8.50 CDN Multiples of 4.

$3.00 / $3.50 CDN Multiples of 6.

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TARDIS SOUP & SANDWICH VORTEX

TARDIS VS DALEK CREAM & SUGAR SET

TARDIS VS DALEK SALT & PEPPER SET

#3766

#3746

#2453

$19.50 / $22.00 CDN Multiples of 2.

$12.00 / $13.00 CDN Multiples of 4.

$9.50 / $10.50 CDN

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Multiples of 4.

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TARDIS WATCH #2207

$19.50 / $24.00 CDN Multiples of 2.

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SALES REPS SHEA & ASSOCIATES

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ANNE McGILVRAY & COMPANY

ME, NH, VT, Eastern MA

MD, DC

sandra@sheagifts.com

afgoldfarb58@gmail.com

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800-527-1462

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WV, VA

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sluhring@charter.net SANDI ALEXANDER

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Upstate New York

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LAURA VETTER

JO MCKINLEY

RI, Southeastern & Central MA, the Cape & the Islands

KY

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ischlepri@aol.com

MOTIVATORS

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FL

CT, Southern & Western MA

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dillingrep@cox.net

KELLEY & CREW

METRO NYC REPS

IL, IN, OH, MI

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CHICKMAN & ASSOCIATES

IRA WEINSTEIN

WA, OR, Bookstores only: ID

NJ, DE, Eastern PA

Jamil@jamilzaidi.com

iraman58@verizon.net

AMCI Seattle Showroom 200 SW Michigan Street Ste 301 Seattle, WA 98106 seattle@annemcgilvray.com FUJII ASSOCIATES, INC.

AMCI Dallas Showroom 2332 Valdina Street Dallas, TX 75207-6108 dallas@annemcgilvray.com

Bookstores only: LA, AR, MO, IA, MN, WI, MI, IL, IN, OH, KY, ND, SD, NE, KS, OK, TX

eric@fujiiassociates.com

AMCI Las Vegas Showroom 455 S. Grand Central Parkway Suite C-1090 Las Vegas, NV 89106 lasvegas@annemcgilvray.com

THE UNEMPLOYED PHILOSOPHERS GUILD ATLANTA SHOWROOM 40 John Portman Blvd Showroom Atlanta, GA 30303 wholesale@philosophersguild.com

AMCI Los Angeles Showroom 1933 South Broadway Suite 345 Los Angeles, CA 90007 losangeles@annemcgilvray.com

Canada

CANADIAN MANDA GROUP 664 Annette Street Toronto, Canada M6S 2C8 416-516-0911 info@mandagroup.com

AMCI Minneapolis Showroom 10301 Bren Road West Orange Gallery Rooms 378 and 379 Minnetonka, MN 55343 minneapolis@annemcgilvray.com AMCI San Francisco Showroom 680 8th Street Suite 160 San Francisco, CA 94103 sanfrancisco@annemcgilvray.com

All Other Territories

wholesale@philosophersguild.com

POLICIES Behold! The Small Print Minimum opening order is $150 wholesale, prepaid with a major credit card, INTERAC, PayPal, or a fistful of damp folding currency. To apply for Net 30 terms, please email wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com with the following: • Three (3) current vendor references with fax numbers and emails • One (1) bank reference Net 30 terms will be applied on subsequent orders upon credit approval. REORDERS Minimum reorder is $100.

merchandise. Contact UPG at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com for approval. Approved returns are subject to a 20% restocking fee. All returns must be unstickered and in resalable condition.

Customers pay freight on all backorder shipments over $55 unless backorder originated from a free freight order. Customers wanting no part of this backorder poppycock and jive may elect no backorders ever but it’s your loss.

CLAIMS All claims due to incorrect pricing on an invoice, defective or damaged items, shortage, or items shipped in error must be reported to UPG Customer Service within 14 days of receipt of merchandise.

THE ROUND UP Item quantities are automatically rounded up to the nearest multiple.

BACKORDERS Unless you provide alternate instructions, out of stock items are RETURNS Defective or damaged items are eligible automatically backordered. Backorders under $55 ship with for an account credit (see CLAIMS). free freight to destinations in the All other returns must be approved continental US. within 60 days of receipt of

SHIPPING UPG products ship from Stratford, Connecticut. Charges will be determined at time of shipping and will be added to each invoice. If your account is prepaid by credit card, this will result in two separate charges. If you’d like to ship on your third-party account, please specify your shipping number on the order.

INTERNET MARKETPLACE SALES Wholesale customers are not authorized to sell UPG products on Internet marketplace sites, such as Amazon, eBay, Walmart, etc. PRICING This catalogue and Order Form supersede all others. All prices are subject to change without notice. INVOICES Invoices are sent via email at time of shipment. Please notify us if you prefer to receive invoices via fax, snail mail, or Pony Express. You can reach UPG Customer Service at wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com or at 800.255.8371. They are courteous and helpful, so be nice to them.

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DISPLAYS

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UPG has dozens of Displays that make it easy to find the perfect home for our products in your store. From countertop stands to floor displays — even slat wall attachments — we’ll help you find a presentation that works for you. Displays are free when you order enough product to fill them.

A

E

B

C

D

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SKU

# OF STYLES

DIMENSIONS W×D×H

MATERIAL(S)

QTY FOR FREE DISPLAY

PROGRAM COST

A

Spinning Floor Card Display*

4047

40

18 × 18 × 78"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

480

$720.00 / $960.00 CDN

B

Spinning Countertop Card Display*

3704

16

13 × 13 × 30"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

192

$288.00 / $384.00 CDN

C

8/10

13 × 13 × 30"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic, Black Metal

96/60

$354.00 / $432.00 CDN

Spinning Countertop Card/Puppet Display*

4477

D

Spinning Countertop Puppet Display

4268

16

10 × 10 × 32"

Birch Plywood, Black Metal

96

$336.00 / $384.00 CDN

E

DC Universe

4497

pre-filled

14 × 16 × 36"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic, Magnet Board

pre-filled

$1073.00 / $1307.00 CDN

F

Large Lockable Countertop Watch Display

3471

12

12 × 12 × 15"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

24

$468.00 / $576.00 CDN

G

Small Lockable Countertop Watch Display

4043

6

10 × 8 × 12"

Acrylic

12

$234.00 / $288.00 CDN

H

Small Countertop Mint Display

0193

3

2 × 10 × 14"

Black Metal

72

$108.00 / $140.40 CDN

I

Large Countertop Mint Display

0139

6

4 × 10 × 14"

Black Metal

144

$216.00 / $280.80 CDN

*card pockets hold 12 individual cards.


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SKU

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DIMENSIONS W×D×H

MATERIAL(S)

QTY FOR FREE DISPLAY

PROGRAM COST

J

Countertop Soap Display

4472

9

16 × 12 × 10"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

72

$122.40 / $162.00 CDN

K

Countertop Secular Saints Candle Display

3804

8

11 × 13 × 24"

Birch Plywood

32

$184.00 / $232.00 CDN

L

Countertop Sticky Note Display

3105

6

11 × 10 × 15"

Birch Plywood

36

$108.00 / $126.00 CDN

M Spinning Countertop Sticky Note Display

4658

12

9 × 9 × 24"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

72

$216.00 / $252.00 CDN

N Countertop Magnetic Play Set Display

3106

4

9 × 10 × 24"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

24

$168.00 / $210.00 CDN

O 9-Hook Display* P

24-Hook Spinning Display*

Q Countertop Full-Size Notebook Display

5103

9

11 × 5 × 18"

Black Komatex

36

$270.00 / $324.00 CDN

5354

24

8 ¼ × 8 ¼ × 18"

Black Komatex

96

$720.00 / $960.00 CDN

4473

4

12 × 7 × 17"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

24

$72.00 / $94.80 CDN

R

Spinning Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

4045

12

6 × 6 × 24"

Birch Plywood, Acrylic

72

$108.00 / $140.40 CDN

S

Countertop Pocket Notebook Display

3104

6

13 × 7 × 17"

Birch Plywood

36

$54.00 / $70.20 CDN

*minimums vary with product selection (program cost for Enamel Pins shown).


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IVORY TOWER An Ivory Tower from The Unemployed Philosophers Guild stands as a beacon of wisdom and culture and cracking people up. Ivory Towers are in-store destinations for your customers who look for clever products and original designs — all delivered with the Guild’s distinctive point of view. With three styles of space-saving displays — the countertop Mini, the compact 2-Tier Tower, and the ideal departmentwithin-a-department 3-Tier Tower — your smart and funny patrons will always find smart and funny gifts in an Ivory Tower. READY TO BUILD YOUR MINI / 2-TIER / 3-TIER IVORY TOWER? Contact us at Wholesale@PhilosophersGuild.com or at 718.243.9492 and our experts will help curate your collection! IN ORDER TO QUALIFY FOR THIS PROGRAM, THE COMBINED STYLES AND QUANTITIES OF YOUR INITIAL ORDER MUST FILL THE DISPLAY COMPLETELY. DISPLAY INCLUDED AT NO CHARGE.

ADDITIONAL BENEFITS 5% DISCOUNT ON ALL REORDERS, FOREVER ($100 MINIMUM REORDER)

3-TIER TOWER 26" × 21" × 78" #3276

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NEW MODULES OFFERED WITH NEW PRODUCT LINES

2-TIER TOWER 26" × 21" × 64" #3277

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INSIDE MODULES

MUGS HOLDS 24 UNITS

3-TIER: Pick 6 2-TIER: Pick 4

LITTLE THINKERS HOLDS 12 UNITS

SECULAR SAINTS HOLDS 48 UNITS

NEW!

MINTS HOLDS 216 UNITS

ZIPPER BAGS HOLDS 16 UNITS

TABLEWARE

FREUDIAN SLIPPERS HOLDS 6 UNITS

OUTSIDE MODULES

POCKET NOTEBOOKS HOLDS 90 UNITS

LITTLE THINKERS/ SECULAR SAINTS HOLDS 6 DOLLS/ 24 CANDLES

QUOTABLE NOTABLES HOLDS 120 UNITS

3-TIER: Pick 6 2-TIER: Pick 4

SOAP HOLDS 64 UNITS

MAGNETIC PERSONALITIES HOLDS 60 UNITS

NEW!

STICKY NOTES HOLDS 72 UNITS

WATCHES HOLDS 12 UNITS

MUGS HOLDS 12 UNITS

POCKET NOTEBOOKS/ STICKY NOTES HOLDS 30 NOTEBOOKS/ 48 STICKY NOTES OR 60 NOTEBOOKS/ 24 STICKY NOTES

LIP BALM HOLDS 48 UNITS

ALL OUTSIDE MODULES ALSO AVAILABLE AS SLAT WALL DISPLAYS

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Wonder Woman Wonderland Notes Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood Sticky Notes of the Deep Musical Notes Star Trek

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Frida Kahlo Rosie the Riveter Edgar Allan Poe Albert Einstein Bob Ross Andy Warhol NEW Marie Sklodowska Curie NEW Duck-Rabbit NEW Billie Holiday NEW Sherlock Holmes NEW Platonic Solids

Mr. Spock Mad Hatter Mother’s Little Helper Rosie the Riveter Frida’s Pharmacy Van Gogh

Albert Einstein Frida Kahlo Vincent van Gogh William Shakespeare Sigmund Freud Edgar Allan Poe

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Curiouser and Curiouser: Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass Magnetic Play Set Bad Hombres: Trump and Putin Magnetic Play Set Frida’s Frocks & Smocks Mister Rogers’ Hello, Neighbor! What Would Jesus Wear? Justice League of America Magnetic Action Set

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