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Doctor sahab ki new kahani: “Taliban, teri mehrbani!”

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Veena Bhi na!

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Jitny is mulk main maslay aur bohraan maujood hain, in halaat main log hansna aur muskurana tou bhool hi gaye hain. Ab humaray interior minister Rehman Malik... oops! Doctor Rehman Malik nay socha ke kyun na is baar phir se kuch fun create kia jaye... Tou unhoon ne youm-eaashoor se theek aik din baad aik naya show-sha chor ke poori international commun i t y ko ha i ra a n kar di a ! Unhoon ne nihayat hi aajizi aur inkisaari ke saath Talibaan ka shukriya ada kia ke unhoon ne is baar moharram main dhuzzz dhazz na kar ke un pe ehsan kia hay, aur aman qaim rakhnay ki un ki koshish "Taliban paints" se rang lay aai!

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Kuch khaas news Rescue Training by Payaam Trust (Page 8) Xsparc—the creative DNA (Page 5) Virsa is back! (Page 4) Comsats Model National Assembly (Page 4) 11 year old Chinioti girl brakes world record: Takhreebkaari (Page 9) Revolution Flame‘s competition results finally out! (Page 9)

rahay thay, lekin baat jo bhi ho. Agar Dr sahib k i ap-

mulk k e logon k o mess a g e dena

Zardari attack

Han ji suna hay Asif Ali Zardari jo kay Pakistan kay president hain, wo dil kay arzay mein mei mubtala ogaye hain. Ye waqia us waqt paish aya jab President nay parliament say khitab karna tha. Bohat logon nay bohat si qiasaraian ki magar PPP members nay President zardari kay theek honay ki confirmation day di aur is baat ki bhi kay Zardari sahib bohat jald Parliament say khitab karayn gay. Foreign policy magazine nay jesay hi disclose kia kay president zardari achanak Dubai rawana ho gay hain puray mulk mein jesay ajeeb si kafiat tari hogai. Logon nay facebook status set kr diay jo shaid yahan mention nai ho saktay. News channels kay night show analysis nay puray kay puray program President Zardari ki sehat pr kar dalay. Aisa lagnay laga ke agar ye issue resolve nai hua tu Pakistan gir jaye ga. Bus itna hi kehna hay kay Pakistan mein upar level pay jo bhi ho, par takleef tu humari awam ko utani prti hay na. Khair, let‘s hope and pray ke humaray sadar sahib jald sehatyaab ho jayen aur wapas Pakistan aa jayen. Un ke bagher mulk soona soona hay. Ameen.

kalti hay, asar ra k h t i h a y‖ Shayad unki appealon ka hi asar hay ke humaray Prime Minister sahib ne itnay buray halaat mei bhi Dr sahib se unki wizarat wapis nahi li. Wesay humaray mulk ke hukmaranon ne is qism ke show-sha aur yawlian maarnay mei shayd PhD kar rakhi hay. Ab humari wazeer-e-kharija ( ya phir wazeer-ekharcha) mohtarma Hina Rabbani Kharr ko hi dekh lein jinhoon ny abhi haal hi main aik shashca chora tha k Pakistan ki Army Pakistan ki civil hakoomat se zyada taaqatwar hay. Wesy dekha jaye to baat main un k bhi dam hay. Aakhir civil hakoomton ka intikhaab bhi establishment ke hi through hota hay lekin shayad Hina Rabbani Kharr sahiba bhool gayin thin ke is waqt is mulk ke president Asif Ali Zardari sahab koi ALLAH miyan ki Gayee (cow) nahi balkay bohot sharaarti hain. Unhon ne siyasat ki kachi gooliyan nahi khelin. Unhoon ny Cheif Of Army Staff , General Ashfaq Parvez Kiyani ko 3 saal ki extension aise hi nahi di thi. Ye sab unka oonth ko pahar ke nichy lany ka mansooba tha shayd. Aur ab ye oonth pahaar ke neechy hi hay.

pealein itna asar rakhti hi hain tou phir in appealon ko humi an koomat ko aur khaas kar muje kuch aur mulki mafaad nuqsaan jhelna paray; ye bohat hi mast chah rahay thay ke un k mei istaimaal mei lana hoga. b a a t h a y ! Taliban se achay raabtay hain ya phir wo Wo kehtay hain na ke ―baat jo dil se niAmerica aur NATO ko khochra karna

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Ab pata nahi wazeer-edaakhla sahib is poori briefi n g main k i a apnay

Dr sahib ne shayad media reporters se ye kaha ho ke mai ne Taliban ko aik application likhi thi ke wo is baar maah-e-muharram ka ehtraam karain aur mujhay khushi hui k meri application par unhun ne approval sign kar ke in 10 dino mei koi aisi kaarwai nahi ki jis se is ha-

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Ab ye dono shoshay zyada waqt tou media ki nazar mei rehnay nahi walay, kyun ke media ko is waqt already 2-3 masaly daar topic milay huay hain jin se sara print & electronic media bharpoor faida utha raha hay. Aur baqi awaam ko aur bhi bohat se sar dard han is liye wo in do wazeeron k show-shy-s ko chawlion se zyada kuch nahi samajh rahay.

Amreeka Shamsi Airbase chor raha hay By Zunaira Sheikh Sharam aaye gi tumhein warna tumharey waaday, main tumhein yaad dila s a k t a h u n , lekin rehne do Akhir kar wo huwa jo pehly ho jana chahye tha per shukar hay huwa tou sahi! Ji han United States Shamsi Air Base khali ker rahay hay, wo bhi Pak military ke orders per. Orders denay walay hi aaj orders ko follow ker rahay hain. Yeh tou wohi baat ho gayi na ke aik martaba hisaab ke ustaad parha rehay the tou aik student ne teacher se kaha: ―English wale teacher angrezi mei baat karte hain, Urdu wale Urdu mei, Farsi wale Farsi mei. Magar ap hamare sath hisaab main baat kune nahi karte. Itne mei ghanti baj gai aur ustaad bolay: chal charo sau bees, ab teen panch mat kar aur foran no do gyara ho ja.‖This happened after NATO attack on Pakistani military outpost on 26 November that left 25 of its soldiers died. ―Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.‖

US Consulate at Shamsi Airbase

This incident creates tension for US and Pakistan both. Isi liye US on ground investigation kerna chahta hay. US ambassador Cam-

eron Munter ne Monday ko news channel say baat kerty howy btaya ―we are complying with the req ues t ‖ M unte r said ―actions will be taken against those responsible for the attack‖ Ji han yeh ap kay liye hi kaha gaya hay shayed ―Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.‖ The official confirmed ―They are evacuating the base, evacuation is in the process. Pakistan has provided security to them (Americans) on the Shamsi air base and we will withdraw that security from the date we have given for withdrawal, so they have no other option but to evacuate it,‖ Taza tareen and garama garam khaber yeh hay ab kay US shamsi base ko almost khali ker chukka hay and five drones have been shifted to Afghanistan. So dhamki works! Hum ne to yeh kahber bhi suni hay apnay sources se… bohot sources walay hain bhai hum. Acha tou khaber yeh hay kay American barracks at base ko bhi destroy ker dia gaya hay. Ab tou Amreeka yehi bolta nazar aa raha hay ―mujay aisa kamaal de baba, jo har aafat ko taal de baba‖


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Haqqani ka naam ECL mei! Asma Jehangir larain gi unka case By Zunaira Sheikh My pen is red, my ink is blue, Forget me not, my friendship is true… Aisa hi kuch bol ker hussain huqani ne resign dia tha recently. Aur Thursday ko Supreme Court had filed course of action against former Pakistani ambassador to the U.S. Hussain Haqqani. Aur wo b is lye k jesy hi court ney apni petition ki hearings start ki (wohi memo scandal) wesy he unho ne bhagnay ko ghanimat jana (lagta hay Bhagam Bhag movie say kafi impress hain Haqqani sahab). Aur isi waja se Haqqani sahib ka naam daala ja chukka hay ECL, yani Exit Control List

mei. Yani ke an Haqqani sahib nahi ja saktay mulk se bahir! Hasane ke bad kyon rul a t i hai ye

duniya ? Jane ke bad kyon bulati hai ye duniya ? Ajj kal tou yehi boltay hain Haqqani shab. Chalo phir bhi court ne tou apna kaam kerna hay so us ne kia.

Court ordered all parties including president and COAS and hukaam yeh tha kay 15 days kay andar andar reply dia jaye. (SMS hota to ek mint lagta wesay, but court hay tou 15 days tou lagain gay) Court ne ek commission bhi banaya ha jis ko lead kerain gay Registrar of the Supreme Court Tariq Khosa. K y u k a y court inko b moqa dena chahti hay ke yeh bhi apni anmol thinking share ker saken per after investigation. Chief Justice of Pakistan Iftikhar Muhammad Chaudhry reported ―Memogate is both of civil and criminal in nature and parliament can review only civil matter‖

Economy on life support! By Zunaira Sheikh Exactly I am really feeling like our economy is on life support, goya hamari economy intensive care unit bolay tou ICU mai hy!jee han according to experts rupee nay apni importance 27 percent khoo di ha wo be us dollars kay samny since July 2008 till December 8, 2011.muqaballay ki fiza ab yahan tak aa pohnchi aur iss kay badal sab ko he dekhai day rahy hain.apko nazar aye kia?abi dikhatay hain apko be bs perhtay jaeyea agay agay.experts kehtay(esy he baat nai kerty yeh experts, yeh such

mein expert he hotay hain) kay kabhi kabhi devaluation kerna acha hota ha (acha jee??)chalo maan letay hain expert jo keh rahy hain.but long term mein its not very helpful for exports and for whole economy as well.(tou kerty kyu ho bhai).

baat samny aye ha kay july 2008 to july 2009 rupee ki importance 16.3 percent kam hoi wo be us dollar kay samny.lakin yeh rupee sahab stable be paye gaye during July 2010 to July 2011 .thoray say slip howy bs thoray say wo be Rs86 from Rs85.5 to a dollar yeh be thek he kaha ha phr kisi nay ―The US has made a new weapon that destroys people but keeps the building standing,. Its called the stock market‖ Experts tou yeh be bol rahy hain free floating kay lye stability zarori ha lekin yahan tou naiyya doobti nazar

badly hits the industry of finished products. He said recently the export of raw cotton and cotton yarn (semi raw material) surged due to a weaker rupee.The raw material and semi raw materials are less energy consuming compared to high energy consuming finished products. Higher energy consumption means higher cost of production‖. Unka to yeh b kheyal ha kay ―devaluation ultimately increased the cost of doing business, also, the devaluation alone was not the culprit that added in the cost of business but the high infla-

aarahi hy!! Ruk jaiyye zara tion also played a key role aagay read kijiye saleem in this business.‖ Parekh kuch kehna chahtay Abhi tou yeh b suna gaya ha hain. kay India, Sri Lanka and Saleem Parekh, former Bangladesh ney apni exChairman SITE Associa- ports ko increase kerny kay tion, said ―one of the nega- lye curreny devalue ki ha.ab tive impacts of devaluation inka to pata nai kon hafiz was that export of raw mahai!! According to Ek survey yeh terials increased, which

Mian Nawaz sharif also wants to express his feelings. Ghor say perheye zara ―he was God fearing democratic person. People are extremely worried over the prevailing situation of country. Scandals upon scandals of the incumbent government are coming to open.‖ Unho ne kaha Hussain Haqqani ne sirf isi memogate say bechnay lay lye resign dia hay (wah apko pata hay Mian sahab). Mansoor Ejaz nay tou approval day dia hay ke ye memo sab ki sazish say likha gaya hay. Text wesay bhi samnay aa chukka hay aur US and Mike Mullen ne bhi manzoori day di hay. Han tou yeh isi lye bola gaya tha shayed Mian shab… duniya mein bahut gham milege,sach manno achhe dost bahut kam milege, jis mor pe sab chor denge saath tumara, dost usi mor pe khare hum milege. Hmm now read what Mian sahab further said, opposi-

tion hi kam ker rahi hay jo ker rahi hay, parliament ko functional banay kay lye baki pata nai kia ker rahy hain. Lakin parliament major issue pay koi action nahi lay rahi. They are not even prope rl y

kehtay hain zara perheye ―we are grateful to you as you have reposed trust on judiciary. We have to review legal points of your petition. Several things don't fall in court's jurisdiction. If this memo proves true then it will be tantamount to violation of constitution. Basically this matter falls in the purview of parliament‖

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Chief justice of Pakistan ne farmaya ―this case has criminal aspect which has no relevance with par-

upon resolutions. Mian sahab bohot emotional ho gaye aur unho ne kaha ―I request the court, all stakeholders including President Asif Ali Zardari be summoned in the court.‖ Justice Saqib Nazir kia

liament. The case of Richard Nixon when came to US Supreme Court then the court had issued directives for collecting forensic evidence. Richard Nixon had sought immunity.

But when the matter came to open then Nixon had resigned from his office". Aur Rehman Malik ji kay mutabiq koi letter nai likha gaya, sirf msg dia gaya tha. Oh really? Jee kahani abhi baki hay kyunkay iss mein ek twist aya hay. Hum ne suna hay kay Hussain Huqqani sahab kay case ko represent karen gi Asma Jahangir. Wah Haqqani sahib, apka network tou such mei bohot bara hay. Asma jee ne btaya kay Haqqani ki wife ne mujhe call ki and mujh say request ki kay is case ko main he represent kerun. Jab Asma jee say confirm kia gaya tou unho ne kuch yun kaha ―Yes, I will represent Hussain Haqqani in the Memogate case being heard by the Supreme

Court.‖ Aur tou aur Asma sahiba fees bhi sirf chaar hazaar rupay lay rahi hain Haqqani sahib se! Shayd ye unka tareeqa ho Haqqani sahib ki insult karnay ka. Bhai humain kia pata. Hum tou khud yahan Shashca mei muftay mei kaam kartay hain. Khair, back to business. So it suggestion for you gentle man Hussain Haqqani Show those around that you are kind Be sight for those that may be blind And carry those that cannot walk And speak for those that cannot talk Kyu kay yahan tou sab yehe khetay hain Un ko bhulana be chahien mager bhula na sakey Yadien un ki mitana be chahien mager mita na sakey…

Dark Knights of Cicket By Muhammad Saad Amir This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Han gee zara soochiya asa hota to kesa hota? Aray abb itna bhi mat sochiya, warna damage ki chatni ban jay gi. Aur bas dua karain kay sochnay kay bajay aap ko asi saas baho ki dastan dakhnay ko mil jay aur wo bhi Cricket kay medan may. Asi dilchisp Kahani aap ko sirf Pakistan aur India kay cricket match many dakhnay ko mil sakti ha. Aik nazar agar ham is saal par dalin to 2011 Pakistan kay lia bohat mufid sabit hua. Cricket kay medan kay bahir to Bill Batoree becharay players ko satati rahi, magar salam kaptan ‖tuk tuk‖ ko gin kay sayay talay Pakistan aik bhi test series nahi hara. Aur ODIs ki kahani bhi kuch asi hi ha, despite the disappointing loss in the world cup semi final, which won Misbahul-Huq the title of ―tuk tuk‖, Pakistani team nay haar nahi mari, aur Misbah-ul-Huq ki kaptani may, Pakistan is the leading ODI side of the year. 2011 may Pakistan nay kisi bhi team say ziada matches jeetay hain, aur apni ranking say upper ki teams ko bhi haraya ha. In sab kamyabion ka raaz kay pichay aik raaz ya bhi ha kay aik arsay daraz kay bad Pakistani Team aik Team ki tarha khel rahi ha. Saeed Ajaml aur Mohammad Hafeez is wakt top two bowlers ranking ko sambhalay hua hain aur

Shahid Khan Afridi bhi top 10 believe that Syed Anwar‘s 194 was a much better knock, kun kay us wakt koi power play nahi hota tha aur this 194 w a s against India the m o s t wanted rivals. But it‘s high time that we learn some acceptance.

Pakistan vs India Series kay baray may sooch rahay hain. As Waqar Younis said ―The rivalry between India and Pakistan is more important then the Ashes‖. Ab jab Pakistan pori form may ha aur Indian Team bhi pumped up ha, dekhna ya ha kay cricket kay knights kab amnay samnay hotay hain aur kon kis par hawi hota ha.

WARNING! (agar aap dil kay mariz hain ya aap apnay emotions par kaboo nahi pa saktay to baray maharbani Pakistan vs India ki series mat dakhiya ga, aur han bachon ki ponch say door rakhain, tabiat zaida But the khrab ko to Doctor say raju good news karain Shukria!) is, PCB aur BCCI,

ko join kar chukay hain. Zimbabwe aur Sir Lanka kay khilaf shandar jeet kay baad Bangladesh may bhi sabaz baadal chaa rahay hain. T20 aur ODIs may clean sweep ho chukka ha, aur phala test bhi Pakistan team kay naam par ha, sirf rah gia aik test match, abb dekhna ya ha kay kia Pakistan apni winning streak barkarar rakhta ha. Aur agar Pakistan isi tarha England kay khilaf kheela to ham ko number one ranking par janay say kohi nahi rook sakta. Par ab agar baat karain Indian team ki to Indian bhi is wakt bharpoor form may hain, they are the current camps holding the World title, plus who can forget the recent 219 runs off 149 balls by Indian opener Virender Sehwag. Still many


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Filmy Baatain Rockstar Review By Zeeshan Ahmed Pichlay issue mein film Rockstar ka review aya tha, jisko parhkey mene kafi disappointed feel kiya. Aur us hi disappointment mein mene Rockstar ke songs sun sun ke unhein perform bhi karna shuru kardiya (okay, ye ziada hogyi). Ab pesh hai mera opinion is film par. Wese to main Bollywood ki films kam hi dekhta hoon, aur generally Bollywood ki films Hollywood se hi ‗borrowed‘ hoti hein, jinpe masala waghera daal ke awam ke saamney pesh kardiya jata hai. Meri aadat rahee hai, films ke mamley mein, ke main film ko hamesha se hi content pe judge karta hoon, uski earnings pe naheen. Iski ek wajah to meri films ke liye muhabbat hai, doosri wajah of course meri khaali jaeb (bad joke, I know). To aatay hein Rockstar pe. Jesa ke aap jantein hi hongay ke film mein Ranbir Kapoor ne Janardhan Jakhar ka role perform kia hai jo k ek aspiring musician hai, is hi chakkar mein uska dil jaake Heer (Nargis Fakhri) pe phasjata hai, aur phir k a h a n i s h r u ho t i h a i transformation ki, from Janardhan Jakhar to Jordan the Rockstar. Lekin ye koi fairytale naheen hai mere

bhayyon, ek dedicated artist ke dil mein dukh hota hai kaheen naa kaheen. Yehi dukh Jordan ki life mein bhi ata hai, baar baar, aur Jordan ka rise aur phir fall hota hai bilkul Roman empire ki tarhan. Mere opinion mein Rockstar jesi film kabhi Bollywood mein naheen bani. Rang De Basanti yaad hai? Aur 3 Idiots? Bas ye is hi level ki film hai, aur isko inse

compare karna bhi ek himaqat hai. Imtiaz Ali sahab, jinhon ne ye film direct ki, unki pichli films is sey different thin. Jese ke Jab We Met aur Love Aaj Kal. Lekin who kehtey hein naa, ke koi aesi cheez jiska level hi different ho. Bole to

full time bombastic material. Haan, ye baat zaroor hai ke film masses ke liye naheen hai. Wo log jo Salman Khan (Rajnikant part 2) ki Ready, Bodyguard jesi films pasand kartay hein, yaa cheesiness ko pasand kartay hein, unko ye film kuch khaas naheen lagegi. Film mein jo highlight thi wo iska music tha, jisko AR Rahman sahab jese genius ne compose kia. Aap is baat se andaza lagasaktey hein ke Rahman sahab jesa Oscar winner, Orianthi jesi amazing guitarist, Mohit Chauhan ki awaaz apas mein milengey to phir kia hi kamal hoga, aur ye hi hua. Film ke kayi songs hit hogye instantly, bilkul Veena jee ki ph-…oops. Lekin, jis cheez ne is film mein ek nayi rooh phoonki wo Ranbir ki acting thi. Ek simple character sey usney apne aapko ek reckless, eccentric character mein tabdeel karliya, jo apni society se tang achuka hota hai, aur apne aapko music ke through express karta hai. Mere opinion mein Ranbir ki is performance ne usko ek naye level pe laakay khara kardiya hai, aur ab bhalay who 8 crore le yaa 15, wo uska issue hai, naheen? Just kidding! :D Ab jayye aur isko dekhiye, aur don‘t worry, is film mein

Veena Vs Meera Reema wins! VS.

By Zunaira Afzal Veena aur Meera ny reality showz k through jahaan apna apna dulha dhoondnay k liye itni mehnat shuru ki, waheen Reema g k ghar waloon ko bhi unki shadi ki fikar disturb krny lagi. Aakhir larki ko kab tak ghar mai bithaty? So, Reema nay b unexpectedly Haan kar di (jiski waja mysteriously nahi btai gayi). Shayad wo Meera aur Veena se jealous ho gai theen so sab se pehly haath peely karwa liye, ya shayad wo bungalow buhat khoobsorat hy jahaan Dr. Tariq Shahab rehty hain. Khair jo bhi hy, she got married with an American surgeon Dr. Tariq Shahab jo k umer mai Reema se ziada bhi bary nahi, per Reema choti zaroor lgti hain (Dr

sahib Make up jo nahi kerty) Reema nay yeh bhi kaha k "Allah mujy mery maqsad Dr. Tariq aur unki burger mai kamyaab kary" pr yeh family Reema ki kamzori nahi btaya k unka maksad nikli. Jab 1 sis-in-law, 2 bro- hy kya. in-laws Doctor hoon aur Husband hospital own kerta Chalo g serious hojao! ho tou kon pagal inkaar Reema ka Nikkah Virginia kerta hay? G haan! Meera mai American laws k aur Veena ko tou aisa rishta according huwa aur rukhsti torch light se dhoondny par 18 november ko hoi. Reema bhi nahi milay ga. Reema nay btaya k unki Mayun aur apni shadi per buhat khushi Mehndi bhi buhat exciting ka izhaar kerty huwy kehti thi jis main unho nay yellow hain k: "Mujy mu-dikhai aur green dress pehna aur may BMW 7 series mili hay hathoon ko mehandify bhi aur main honey-moon per kiya. Walima cermony Italy aur Paris jaon gi, Mery Lahore mei hui. Hassan husband ka Washington mai Sheharyar, jo aik mashooor hospital hay aur Meri Saas Pakistani designer hain, nay ny mujhy Bungalow gift kia Reema aur Dr. Tariq ka hay" Ab kya Veena aur dress design kiya. Dono achy Meera ko mily ga aesa lag rahy thy. Reema nay husband kam Utility offers? urdu bol ker aur Dr. sahib Aur kisi reality show k paisy nay English bol ker apni bhi kharch nahi huwy. apni country ko represent

Veena bhi na! By Zunaira Afzal

kaam aye ga future me. Future planner wo bechpan say he hain kyu kay wo aksar yeh kheyal kerti thi kay kahen mera time out he na ho jaye aur wo aksar yeh shair perha kerti thien.

Shashca first issue (November 15th, 2011) ke Page 3 pe hum ne aik article publish kiya tha by Zunaira Afzal, jis ka title tha ―Veena Gets another SHOW!‖. Ab ―show‖ ka meanTumhaara ing humari nazar mei tou TV program tha. Lekin humain nahi pata tha ke Shashca entertaining, informing aur interesting honay ke sath sath forecasting bhi hay. Dushman isi baat ko ―Shashca ki zuban kaali hay‖ keh kar twist karain gay. Dekh lena. Khair, chorain Shashca ko. Baat kartay hain Veena ki.

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warna aap jaise kitni hi CDs bazaar main bikti hain. Apna role tou wo khoob play ker chuki, tou phir socha Veena antie nay kyu na dramy mei twist laya jaye (lyk and we twist). So she opened her mouth finally and she submitkarte ted sue 0f 100 millions rupees to FHM. So a few people won't get a few letters, boo hoo! You know the kind of stuff people write: "Dear somebody you never heard of, how was so and so? Blah -blah-blah-blah-blah -blah-blah, Yours Truly, Some Bozo." Big loss!

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke I don't like your f a c e Par dil ke computer mein nahin hay enough disk space Kia karen ab aur space he nai bachi kay miss Veena ko dil o demagh pay b sawar kerny ki iss lye socha kyu na Shashca pay he sawar ho jayen. Nai nai hum akelay he ho rahy hain madam Veena ko nai la rahy sath, so chill. Veena antie ko bechpan say hi dramay kerny ka bhooot shok tha. Aek din unka dil kia ek drama kerny ko tab wo choti thien tou unhon ne socha kyu na veil lay ker he school jaya jaye. Kabhi famous honay kay

karte, main so gai Yeh dekho mera connection,time out ho gaya So isi connection ko unho ne India ja ker be continue rakha. After all she is pretty young and bold. So she act as bold actor for FHM (Fazool ka Hangama Mag). So hungama is all over. By the way Veena jee woh to hum hain jo aapki chahat dil main rakhte hain

Yeh kia what she said that she will find her Mr right through her ―Swayamvar Veena ka Vivaah‖ show. Lo gee miss wrong, I mean miss left, is on way to find Mr right! Madam ne tou list bana rakhi ha qualities ki apny ideal k lye. What to say now, yeh kis kis cheez ki list banva rahi hain aj kal. Sitara bananay chali hain ab yeh wala sitara pata nai konsa ha asman wala jo after life crash bantay hain ya star jo Rakhi Sawant b hain. Aur yeh kia bolien ap ―hypocrisy its really irritates me‖ ahan and what was that with Ishmeet Maamu? Oh yaad aaya, he is just your good friend! Hmmm

wahan tie maamu kay sath itni friendship kay ap bhol he gaen kay wo sirf Maamu hain. Subha ho gayi Maamu! Hum ne tou suna tha Veena‘s father baray gusay mein hain per yeh to farma rahi hain ―My father was the most excited about the show. He said I may find my Mr Right on this platform.‖ But this is not enough. Father jee ko khud he ana pera bech mein agay perho ab zara. Abhi dhamaky ho he rahy thay kay Veena‘s father also jumped in. Jumping ka shoq lagta ha sari family ko hai. So he announced liyje unhi ki zabani suniye tou zara "I have severed all ties with her and I don't want her to have any share in whatever meager assets I have until she is cleared of the controversy and pledges not to visit India again,". Chalo ab to hum apko yeh he keh saktay hain antie veenaalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor, mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem, tumhaara hai tum hi sambhaalo yeh computer, yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai? Allah apko b hi dayat day ab. Khair, sab controversy aik taraf. Aik baat tou tay hay. Is sab kahani se Veena aur FHM, dono ki popularity ka graph tou tamaam boundaries tor phor ke charh gaya sab se upper. Is kaamyaabi per tou yaqeenan mubarak ho in dono ko! Badnaam jo hum hongay tou kia naam na hoga?

kiya. Re e m a ‗M a d ho o ri ‘ se impressed thi ya ye sirf ik coincidence hay k dono ki shadi American surgeon se hoi aur Reema buhat khushi se yeh btati hain, per Reema ko Madhoori k husband ki age nahi pata ya unho nay Madhoori ka husband nahi dekha? yeh confusion hay...wo kehti hain k wo bhi Madhoori ki tarhan apna career carry on rakhain gi aur productions per ziada concentrate krain gi. Han ab tou unki production per paisa lagany wala bhi hay agya. Reema ko tou dulha mil gaya, dekhna yeh hay k Veena aur Meera ko bhi dulha milta hay ya wo hath malti reh jain gi.. Allah karay in ke bhi jald hi hath peelay ho hi jayen. Ameen.


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Shashca Dicshnari Chawal (chaval) noun Ye jo chawal hay na, ye samjhaya nahi ja sakta, sirf dikhaya ja sakta hay. Jesay Taj Mehel. Jesay Deevar e Cheen. Jesay Egyptian Pyramid. Jesay Veena Malik. Ye cheezain kisi ko jitna marzi samjha lo, koi faida nahi us waqt tak jab tak ke in ka deedaar na ho. Bilkul wesay hi chawal ka shumaar bhi dunya ke aisay ajoobon mei hota hay jin ka deedar hay darkaar. Lo ye tou shair ban gaya! Deedaar hay darkaar! Agar koi banda ap ko is tarah ka koi shair sunaye na, tou aap meri guarantee par usay dil khol kar aur phaipray phaar kar ―chawal‖ bol saktay hain. Pass sabit hua ke ―chawal‖ koi insaan hota hay. Ji bilkul aisa hi hay. Chawal insaan hi hota hay. Jaanwaron ke pas itna faltu time nahi hay ke wo chawlian maarain. Aur yaad rahay, jo insaan chawal hota hay, wo chawli maarta hay. Bongi baat ko chawli kehtay hain. Aur bongay insaan ko chawal. Bus itni si baat thi. Awain waqta daala hua tha. Kia? Waqta kia hota hay? Ye next Shashca Dicshnari mei batayen gay. Filhaal aap chawal par guzara karain. Shukrya.

All questions are compul- pan and once at Umrah. sory and carry equal marks. 6) Ammi ke hath ki aalu Overwriting is now allowed. gobhi khayen gay ye 1) Aap ki ammi aap ko parosion ke ghar se aaya ghar mei kia keh kar bu- m u t t e r pulao? lati hain? BS. I would rather go outside and have something. BS. Mere naam se hi bulati hain. 7) Ghalib film dekhi hay aap ne? 2) Aap ka class 1 ka class fellow is waqt kitni age BS. Promo dekha hay. ka hoga? BS. Round about 30.

8) Sir Syed ka maqbara kahan waqay hay? 3) Aap kartay kia hain? BS. Aligarh mei shayd. BS. Social work, singing, comparing, radio jockeying. 4) Agar aap educated na 9) Pait mei dard hota hotay tou abhi kia kar hay tou kon si dawa kharahay hotay? tay hain? BS. Aap ko kis ne kaha ke BS. Mai toilet jaata hoon. mai educated hoon? 5) Life mei kitnay times 10) Kabhi bachpan mei tind karaai hay? larkion ke sath “ringa BS. 2 times. Once in bach- ringa roses” khela hay?

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Yar ye check kar! By Sadiya Akhtar “Nakaami k asbaab hamesha aadmi kay apny andar hotey hain magar aksar vo inko doosron kay andar talaash karny lagta hay‖. (Maulana Waheed-ud-Deen Khan) Areyyyy yaaar tum mujhe is sawal ka jawab bata dety tou main paas hojata na, ab meri Maa ny mera Roast bana dena hai :‘( Aksar aesy hi hota hai na, job na mili tou company fazool, project ya presentation flop tou subordinates ki shaamat, desired career na bana sakey tou sara boajh luck py daal dena, Husband Wife ki jang-e-Azeem tou aik dosry par Drone attacks, in short yeh k apni har nakaami main khud ko Naik Perveen samajhna jo srasar jhoot hai :D Raat ko kabhi dhoop main baith kar agar sirf apna analysis kiya jaey tou buhat sy viruses hamary hi andar sy nikalty hain jinko khatam kar kay hum apni buhat si nakaamion ko kamyabi main badal sakty hain. Nahi yakeen tou khd experiment kar lo :)

BS. Haan bohot khela hay. 16) Hussain Haqqani ka naam ECL mei dalay janay ke mutal11) Din mei kitnay cigarettes liq kia kahain gay? peetay hain? BS. Sab drama hay. All are the BS. Nahi peeta. I don‘t smoke. same. Kia keh sakta hoon. 12) Dunya mei koi aisa zinda 17) Life mei kitni dafa Peshainsaan hay jo fakhar se keh w a r g a y e h a i n ? sakay ke wo aap ka ideal hay? BS. Sirf 2 dafa. BS. Wesay tou koi bhi nahi, but yes Iram Khan is the closest in the 18) Agar kabhi suicide karna list. hui tou kon se floor se koodain gay? 13) Ye 13th question hay. Skip BS. No chance. Mai kabhi bhi suikar doon? cide nahi karun ga. BS. Nahi, nahi. Pooch lo. 19) Shashca ko interview de14) Aap ka class 1 ka class fel- nay ke ilawa bhi kabhi koi low is waqt kitni age ka hoga? dhang ka kaam kiya hay? BS. Umm… yes, I think so. BS. Round about 30. 20) Aap ka naam kia hay? 15) Abhi kon se colours ke BS. Chand molvi hazraat ke musocks pehnay hain? taabiq, it is Abdul Basit. BS. (Dehkay bagher)Brown.

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Shashca Rows (not columns) Saray jahan se acha Hindoostan humara By Moosa Lakhani Waqt ki nazakat aur halaat e hazira ko dekhtay hue hukumat e pakistan is nateejay ar pohanchi ke India ko ‗most favoured nation‘ ka laqab diya jana chahiye. Politically jitney bhi issues hon; Kashmir ka masla ho ya paani ka masla, jamatud dawa ho ya ajmal qasab; Pakistan ne economically strong honey ke liye yeh qadam utha liya hai !! Is amal ke peshe nazar India se hamaray muft tijarti talluqat(free trade relations) bahaal hojayengay, mufta na hum ne kabhi chora hai na hi hum choraingay.. aisi tamam policies apnanay main hamara koi saani nahi hoga !! tareekh par nazar daali jaye tou maaloom yeh hota hai ke hum Musalmanoon ney India ko bht kuch diya hai.. agar aaj kuch len bhi lein koi qayamt nahi aayegi.. :P Jahan tak baat hai is par criticize karnay ki tou logon ne yahan tak kehdia ke 33 saal ki naari ko 63 saal ki tareekh ka kia ILM? Wese yeh faisla Khar sahiba, jo ke foreign minister hain, ne khud tou nahi liya!? Is main kaafi logon ka haath hai !! jitney moon utni hi baatain.. suntey suntey kaan nahi thaktay aur kehtay kehtay zaban nahi.. Jis tarah aaj kal log Ustaad Rahat Fateh Ali Khan ko suntey suntey nahi thaktay.. yeh tohfa bhi hum hi nay India ko diya.. Ustaad sahib ka sur lagana aur hamaray dimag ke kisi goshay main ustaadoon ke ustaad, shehansah-e-qawwali Ustaad Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan ka khayal na aana, yeh to mumkin nahi !! inteqal se kuch waqt qabl unhon ne bollywood ki filmoon ke liye bhi geet gaye aur A.R.rehman ke album, Vande Mataram, main unki kawish na qabil e faramoosh hai. Jese unke sur se inki yaad aagayi wese hi inki personality ko dekhty hue mjhe aik aur gift ki yaad aagyi jo Pakistan ne India ko dia.. sahi pehchana aap ne .. Adnan Sami. Sangeet ki dunya ka aik bara, balkey bohat BARA naam.. waqiye bht barey thy Adnan Sami sahab, aik nazar main nahi samatay thy!! Aisi aur bhi bari bari cheezain hum Musalman partition ke waqt india ko bagair kisi muawzey ke de aaye hain, jin ki khoobsoorti ka, engineering kay apni misaal aap honey ka dunya aitraaf kar chuki hai. Taj mahal, jama masjid dehli, humayoon ka maqbara and etc. yeh shahkaar na us se phle bun skae na ab aagey kisi ne is tarah ki koi jurrat ki.. Mughal Sahab ne na sirf yeh cheezain qaim keen blakey aik mukammal adalatoon ka system bhi nafiz kia.. us se qabl tareekh ko uthaya jaye tou maloom hota hai ke aaj ka district administration aur azlaa‘ ka nizam bhi musalmanoon ki hi dein hai. Itna kuch tou hum ne Pakistan ko nahi diya jitna hum wahan de aaye ya aaney ke baad dediya. Aik bhabhi laye thy tou ab lein dein tou chalta hi rhe ga.. bhabhi ke liye itna tou karna hi parega! aur jo baraysahab (bigboss) aur FMH main de aaye who wapas lene ka koi mood nahi.. AAP KO HI MUBARAK HO!! isi liye tou hum nay yeh shashca diya hai ke saaray jahan se acha hidoo-stan hamara !! lekin aik muamma ab tak joon ka toon yehi hai ke, why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di?

Imran Bhai chaa gaye! By Syeda Hafsa Hum sab kay pyaray , youngsters ke ankhon kay taray …I mean apple of our eye Imran Bahi imran bhai ! IMRAN KHAN nam to suna hoga ?.Aray wohi jin kay baray main kabhi yeh kaha jata tha kay unko ko kul mila kay ek vote milta hai jo unhon nay apnay ap ko khud dia hota hai .Muger ab story has taken 360 flip boss . Khan who played for Pakistani cricket team from 1971 to 1992 and served as its captain intermittently throughout 1982 to 1992 . Imran bhai nay apnay sunheray dor yani dor-e-cricket main bohatson kay chukay churaey . phir retirement kay baad inhon nay politics kay maidan main qadam rukha.Initially kahani kuch yun malom hoty thy kay ―kaway (crow) nay chuly huns ke chal aur apni chal bhool gaya‖ .muger waqt sab ka ustad nikla , aur dekhtay he dekhtay yeh kawa kab cheetah bun gaya pata he nahi chala . Abhi tuk ke situation ko mud-e-nazer rukhtay hoey hum yeh keh suktay hain kay ― Imran bhai ek shareef- un -nufs insaan hain‖ .muger yara yeh bhi ek fact hai kay shareef wo hai jisay kabhi mauqa nahi mila .Bus ek mouqay ke he talash main to hain Imran bhai ,aur Pakistani youngsters kisi hud tak unko yeh mouqa dena be chahtay hain.After all ab Bhai ka itna huq to bunta hai ! Yara hum nay suna tha kay ―action speaks louder than words‖. Imran bhai kay ―words‖ ke baat kerain to humsab jantay hain kay Imran bhai kay words I mean speeches nay aj kal tehelka machaya hua hai. Wo humaysha apni electrifying speeches kay zerya youngsters ko motivate kertay nazer atay hain . Is kay ilawa unky taqareer ki ek khooby aur be hai wo yeh kay wo apni mind blasting taqareer kay zerya deegar politicians ke theek thak bisitification ker tay hain …I mean izat afzai ;) Ye to thy Imran bhai kay words ―words‖ ke baat which are working like magic spells. Ab atay hain Imran bhai kay ―actions‖ pay. Ager zaati sutah pay dekha jaey to bhai jo welfare ka kam ker rahay hain us say koi inkar nahi ker sukta us kay ilawa yateem politicians (yani aisay politicians jinhon nay apny party chordy hoty hai ya phir party nay unhay chord ea hota ho) ko punha be detay nazer atay hain. Muger iqtedari sutah pay dekhay jaey to Imran bhai ko action main anay ka kabhi koi khas mouqa nahi mila. Shayud isi leay Pakistani youngsters are looking forward to give him chance. Magar asal result to elections kay baad he pata chalay ga . Ab akhir main IMRAN bhai ke kawishon kay leay ek SHASHCATIC COMPLEMENT to bunta hai boss ― to aya ae tay cha gaya ae tha ker kay‖.

War of the languages By Hijab Minahil Hum log jab apne mulk mein hote hain, to hum hamesha yehi sochte hain ke dusre mulk ja kay hum bohot araam se settle hon gay, koi problem face nahi karna pare ga. Brakes please! Aisa kuch mere sath bhi hota raha he-all my life. Jab mein UAE mein thi to mujhe lagta nahi. Well, sab se pehle mujhe Pakistan ja kar problem hua language ka. Urdu aati to aghaaz kia. Well, mera jitna mazak uraya jata tha, mujhe abhi tak perfect Urdu aa jani Pakistan mein O level complete kar kay main aa gaye Spain.

tha k Pakistan ek bohot acha mulk hai. Yahan sab sakoon se rehte hen. Yahan to koi problem ho ga hi thi, lekin na hone k barabar. Sab se pehle main ne ―Che‖ ko ―Cheem‖ bolne se apne is safar ka chahye thi. Well, after a number of years in Pakistan, I was still unable to perfect my Urdu. Ab

―Oh, don‘t worry. Wahan English chal jaye gi,‖ I said as I exited Pakistan. ―Spanish bhi konsi mushkil hai. English ki tarha hi hai.‖ Wrong again! Yahan jab English bolein to log ap ko dekh k muskurana shuru kar dete hein. Jab ap un se puchte hein kay kia aap hamare sath communication kar sakte hein-English use karte huay-to wo kabhi bhi English nahi bolen gay, unless un ko ap pe taras aa jaye. Wajah ye hai key European countries-apart from England, do not like English. Meri Spanish teacher ne reason explain kia tha lekin un ki aadhi baat mere sir par se guzar gaye thi. Ye alag baat hai kay Mr. Obama k order, ―English seekh kay crisi se niklo‖ kay baad yahan pe English ka aik sudden boom ho gya hai. Aur english kafi expensive ho gae hai. Well, ab jab mein ne ye language seekhna shuru ki, to ye Urdu ki nisbat hai to easy, lekin thora to kaam karna hi parta hai. Lekin is language mein English aur Arabic ke ilawa Punjabi bhi shamil he. Mein ne is fact pe ghor karnay kay bajaye Spanish ko English kay accordingly seekhne ki koshish shuru ki hai. Lekin jab class mein ajeeb o ghareeb ghaltian hoti hein to kafi shughal to lagta he lekin communication problem kafi serious he. Aap jahan bhi jaen, overconfident na hon. Ap ko agar commercial language, yani kay English bhi aati ho, to ap phir bhi Tees Maar Khan nahi kehlaen gay. Communication problem dunya bhar mein hai. Koi bhi jaga esi nahi he jahan ap jaen gay, ap ki aik na ik dafa baisti zaroor ho gi. There is no escape. Ab mujhe koi six languages aa chuki hen, aur me jab bhi bolti hun, un sab ko kahin na kahin mix zaroor karti hun. I hope it teaches everybody a lesson. Now if you don‘t mind, mujhe English classes ki advertisement banane jani hai.

Apple or Banana ? By Madiha Rahman Aap jo daikh rahy hain kiya wo wesa hi hai? Jee han! Kiya apko yakeen hai k jo apki ankhain daikh rahi hain auron ki ankh bhi wo hi daikh rahi hai? Apka jawab hoga, HAN! Yaqeenan, lekin murtbba phir sy sochain, chalien apko eik example deti hun…

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Har "NOJWAAN" mard aur aurat ki ye dilli khawahish hoti hai k "menu kuch samjho" or apni iss khwahish ko poora krnay ki koshish main wo buhat sy dushwaar rastoon sy guzarta hai. Confused? Zraa sochain k har student ki wohi routine hai jo bachpan main parha krty thy, magar ab waqat guzarny k sath sath uss main bas thorray Shashcay agaye hain. Kaam toh hain, bs andaaz badal gaye hain ,indication toh Iqbal ny kafi phly kr di thi ―zamanay k andaaz badlay gaye; nayaa raag hai; saaz badlay gaye‖

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―Main roz subha saweery uth'tha hun, dant saaf krta hun‖ kam aj bhi wohi hota hai bs andaaz zara Ke$ha wala. ―School k liye tayar hota hun, baal bana k saaf suthray, ujlay kapray pehnta hun‖! Or ab? Suljhay hoyee baloon ko uljhaata hun, without exaggeration 1 haftay sy pehni hui jeans jo ghiss ghiss k 43 inch sy 40 py aa chukki hoti hai pehnta hun. ―Main school nay sb doston ke sath buhat izzat sy paish ata hun, buhut shaista guftagu krta hun‖ ab aagay ap bhi smajhdaar hain!

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Bored ?? Yeah! You should; as we know what we all are doing and what‘s going on around us! Outlook toh kmaal honi chahye k jeasy -agyaa ty chahh gya- , labb-o-lehjaa aesa k Eminem cousin hai apka? - Overall ye k -piece brra tait ay- Magar ye toh wo tha jo logon ki ankhain deakhti hain. Uska kiya jo apki ankh roz apko daikh k khti hai?

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Outlook aesi k -yar ap kahi Awais lovely k rishtydaar toh nahi?- or lab-o-lehja easa k – acha toh Dr sahab ke saaley ap hain- and overall ap -Chusssssss- Buzurgg log aese bndy na ghoordi‖ kehty hain. Han, Rehman Malik ny apna nazariya-e-apple-o-banana paish kr k kam or asaan kr diya hai.

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newseditor@shashca.com La Sha Pekhawar tha! By Rabia Islam Hamesha se hairani hoti rahi hai mujhe k hum dunyaa ki mukhalif simat mein kyun ja rahay hain. Dunya jis dagar par ja rahi hai, taraqqi k liye jo usool apnayein gayein hain, hum woh tareeqay kyun nahi apnatay hain. Ghaur kijiye tou dunya mein taraqqi k do model hee milte hain, aik Islami Model dusra Maghribi Model! Agar thora sa bareeqbeeni se jaiza liya jaaye tou samjh ajati hai keh Maghribi Model bhi Islami aqdaar se akhaz kiyaa gaya hai, isliye baqi sirf Islami Model hee reh jata hai, jeee haan woh Islam jis k aqdaar se hum ne sirf wohee cheezein apnai hai jis se koi humein Musalaman keh sakay. Kisi bhi mulk ka purkashish tareen jagah wahan ka capital hota hai.. Yeh amaan misaali hota hai. Taham yeh haqeeqat 'K.P.K' k capital Peshawar ko ghum ho chuka hai. :( Smoke k clouds is city ko insaani aankhon se ujhal kr k maharajao ka sirf miskin raha hai, yeh inka ghar nahi ban saka. In kee tareeqi bhi inhee shehron ne kee. Peshawar k phool murjhaa kar bikhar

facilities ki farhami k hawalay se baqi shehron se barh kar hota hai. Aman o dekh kar mafrooza lagti hai. Phoolon ka sheher gird wo ghubaar k toofaan mein chukay hain, Badqismati kee intihaa dekhain yeh tareekhee sheher dor-e-jadeed janam bhoomian tou Mardan, Charsada, Mansehra aur Banoo mein thee. Is liye gayein taham hosh kisi ko bhi na ayaa.

Pata nahi kyun lekin Peshawar se dili muhabat hai. Shayed Pathan honaa

hee Peshawar se pyar krne k liye kaafi hai.

Hum pashto mein kehtein hai na 'Pekhawar khu Pekhawar de kana'! Peshawar kee baat hee kuch aur hai. Aaj bhi jab qisa khwani bazaar se guzartay hai tou Dada kee sunai hui kahanion ka manzar ankhon k samne phir jataa hai! Banda aik ajeeb see dunya mein kho jata hai.. Yahan ka Qehwaa ho ya halwa puri ya phir kabab! Khaa kr maza ajaataa (Dunya mein kahee bhi jaao yeh cheezein Peshawar k jitni tasty aur kahee naee milengee qasam se! ) Tou baat ho rahi thi Peshawar k current situation kee! Kuch arsa hua hai Peshawar ne sukh ka saans liya hua hai wrna yahaan jitni tabahi hui shayed hee kahee hui ho! Umeed hee hai bs k shayed Peshawar k woh murjhain huwe phool phir se khil jaayein! Ameen. :) 'Da pukhtanu da saqafat nakhaa da.. Da bade wraze pa amaan d v tal!' Allah Peshawar ko apne amaan mein raakhein! Ameeen Rukhiye rukhiye aik baat sun k jaayega! Is report ko parh kar tori boht pashto tou seekh lee hogee naa apne! ;) Hua na faidaa. :D

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Aao bacho sair karaen tumko Pakistan ki

Mere azeez humwatno, scene ye ha ke ma aap sab ko Pakistan ke kuch shehro/ jagao aur unki sights etc ke baray ma bataoonga. Tou shuru Quetta sa karte ha, mera hometown. Agar aap ke abu ka taluq Army sa ha (dariay mat, general bat karaha hun) tou Quetta tou daikha hi hoga kyunke Quetta ki aik khaasiyat wahan ka Command and Staff college ha which is quite old aur Srilanka & kuch Arab countries sa bhi wahan soldiers training ke liye aatay ha, strategy ma. Wo unke liye aik shashca hota ha ke wo Quetta ke C&S College ma parhay hain! Per ye tou army ke liye ha, Quetta pre-partition time ma kafi fit city tha coz goray yahan vacations guzarne aatay thay aur unko Quetta fit lagta tha, sardiyon ma baraf sa Dhaka huwa, choti si valley, kum log. Quetta cantt. tou abhi bhi jaye tou khoobsurti ki inteha ha jab badal aye huwe hote ha and the one thing you say is ‗englaaand lagraha ha‘, o bhai England sa khoobsurat lagta ha kyunke England ma aisay mountains nahi ha! Quetta ki attractions bohot kum ha, aik barha park called ma ha. Uske elawa Prince road ko hum dil behlanay ke liye tou Chicken/Beef Sajji, jo ke Balochistan ki specialty ha zaroor zameen ke andar pakaya jaata ha aur ufff mazaydar hota ha. chahiye. Masala wahan kum hi use hote ha kyunke hum kum

‗Askari Park‘ (jee han army ka ha) aur ‗Liaquat Park‘ jo ke chota sa ha aur city Food Street kehtay ha coz wahan bas khana hi khana hota ha or agar aap gaye khaye, bohot fit ha. Aik aur specialty ‗Khada Kabab‘ ha jo ke bakra/dumba Uske elawa aur bhi mazay ki dishes hoti ha usy road pa jo ke lazmi taste karni masalaydar hote hain ;)

Dry fruits ke tou pooray bazaar hain aur export quality maal aurtain+auntiyon ki tou eid ha na kyunke lamba sa aik bazaar baichte ha tou bas aap thorha sa pyar dikhaye wo khana tak scene nahi ha per main city ma kafi bazaar ha jisme bohooot

hota ha wahan, jiske liye bhi Quetta apna mashoor hai! Aur cloth-lovingplus few others ma bas kapra hi hota ha khula aur apke apne khan bhai wo khila daingay aapko. Aur sasta bhi hota ha, aur kia chahiye? Barray malls type kuch ha.

Thorha sa hi dur Hanna valley ha jo Quetta ka hi hissa ha. Wahan Hanna Lake ha, jisme goro ka banaya huwa aik water gate bhi ha aur uska apna shashca ha. Charo taraf mountain aur darmian ma lake per bichari lake kabhi kabhi dry hojati ha L per filhal set ha :D Wahin agay Hanna Urak ha jo ke picnic spot ha barha aur fit sa, wahan jaye aur agar time ho tou thorhi walk aur pass le ke Walli Tangi jaye, wahin uper ha, wo phir aur fit ha. Wahan aik rock bhi ha jo ke lion faced ha, aik aur shashca. Uske elawa usi taraf Spin Karez bhi ha, jo ke uff uff beautiful ha! Karez local irrigation system hota ha jisko wahan proper kardiya ha aur wo dam type ban gaya ha tou jab pani ma reflection parhti ha mountains ki tou bas kia hi bataun! Aur rastay ma dhair sara coal bhi ha kyunke wahan mines bhi ha. Wapisi ma staff college ke nazdeek sleeping beauty mountain bhi ha, jo ke aik mountain ha jo lagta ha aik bandi soyi huwi ha, uska mun, body, legs sab clear hota ha, ha na shashca?! Restaurants ma Quetta Club (member ke sath jayen), Musketeers, Café China, Usmania mashoor ha per baki bhi ha, per Islamabad ya Lahore samajh ke na jaye, humay us level ke liye time lagayga. Lehri Sajji House sajji ke liye mashoor ha. Rehne ke liye Serena, Lourdes kafi mashoor ha. Serena wahan ka fit lagta ha architecturally! In sab ke elawa agar hosakay tou Jab‘le Noor bhi jaye jo ke aik cave ha jahan Quran rakhay gaye ha aur kafi purane walay. Hazar Ganji National Park bhi ha per unfortunately udhar ki halat ab achi nahi rahi. Wahan ke wild tulips kafi mashoor thay aur agar aapko lavender pasand ha aur use karte ha tou Hanna valley ma bohot laga ha. Ye ha mera Quetta aur uske chote chote shashcay, agli bar aik aur shehar ya jaga ke sath hazir hoonga, tab tak ke tata.

By Arslan Ahmed

Aaloo Anday

Hum abhee Munni, Sheela aor jalabee bai ke bhanwar se nikalne ka soch hi rhe thay ke aik din sham ko kanon ki zeenat 2 alfaaz banay ‘Aaallo Aanday‘, hum samjhe ka shayad gali mein koi ‗Garam Aanday‘ bach rha ha, laikin dosaray he lamhay bachpan ke woh nazaray yaad aa gae jab hum railway station mein garam aanday khaya kartay thay. Laikin Ahssas howa ka ye awazain to TV lounge sa aa rhe haain, Hum lapkay udhar to ghor kia gya ke TV pa 3 neem bawakoof larkay jo school ke saataey howe aur thore itraaaey howe apni ammi jaan sa kuch shikwa kar rhe hain. Huliyey se to kisi school se bhagay howay larkoon se kam na thay laikin awaaz aur sur ma kisi bathroom singer sa bhee kaam na thay. Aalo Anday aur chicken ka sun ke hum ganay ke doraan excitement ma ghar waloon sa farmaish kr bathay ka kal hum bhee Chicken khain ga laikin ghar wale foran bolay baita chicken choroo aaallo Aanday ke prices he chaat ko chuu rhe hain ap kya baat karte hain, chicken kya ap daal ki bhee baat na karain aur gannay ko gana he rahnay do. Mayusii se ganay ko zara ghoor sa sunna to ehsaas howa ha larkay school ke nai balkay zamany se satai howe hain. Aor aik naram lahje mein establishment sa shikayaat kar rhe hain jo ap sab nojawnoo ki zubaan zadaiaam hain. Hmare politician hamasha se aaalo-aanday-chickenroti ke chakkar mein awaam ko laga ka rakhtay hain aur apnay aaraam ki khatir sab logon ko bypass kar dati hain. Is ganay ma un afraad ya kuch logoon ki tarf ishara kya gya ha jo scientist ya famous logon ko religious logon ka sath compare krta ha. Please is mein aap film industry ko na shamil karain balka the persons like Abdus Salam aur Dr. Qadir jin ki mehnaat ko qoom bhula baithi hai. Basic theme is ganay ka respect and love hai. Don‘t take it as a song try to learn something from it. Nojawaan ab change chahtay hain ab loog cheeni attay daal ke jang sa bahr nikalna chahtay hain aur selfish logon sa jaan churwana chahtay hain. Laikin kahan jee ye to bass batain hain hmari youth to bass door kay dhool suhanay wala kaam karti hai. Inhe phone calls aur text messages se fursat milay to kuch karain na. 4 dost ikhatay hon to cell ke masaail khatam hoon to kuch agay dekhain na. Dostoon nikal aao sheila aor munni kay chakaroon se ab karo kuch aysa ke mulk yaad karay hma. Kro aon logon ka lya jo masail he daldal mein pisay aj rha hain. Keh do ye jhoot ha, Insaan apni taqdeer khud banata ha. Is mulk ka lya kuch karo ga to tmara future secure ho ga. Agr kuch intense kaam nai kar sakta to bas apne soch change karo. Aik positive soch. Change ka matlab hargiz ye nahin ka danda la ga ghar sa nikal paroo aor har aik ko sahih ghalat ka mashwaray do. Insaan apni jurisdiction ma rah kaa bhee kaam kar sakta ha jesa is band na aalo anday song gaa kar youth ko represent karna ke koshish ke ha. Apna mind change kro ye to Wahid product ha jis ma hum kah saktay hain ―please try this or start this from home‖. Ab is mulk ki taqdeer hmara buzurg politicians na janay ga. Ab youth jannay gee

By Anam Khan

Khusray

Topic parh kay bohat saray logon ko gudgudi start ho gae ho gi lekin baat ho gi to asool ki warna nae ho gi… To janaab honay wali he yahan ―tagri jayee class‖ … agr ap ye article ye soch k parh rae hen k yahan apko hans hans k pagal hona he to bohat maazrat k sath arz he k ye writing ap ke taqaazon ko pura krne me nakaam rahi he…To baat ho rae thi khusron ki jinhe log hijra b kehte hen or in bechaaron ka bohat mazaak uraya jata he … Parhne walon ko ik baat clear krna zaruri smjhti hun k khudara khusron ko GAY se confuse mat krye ga. Agar ap un logon me se he jo apni hiss e mazah ko stimulate krne k liye is bechaari makhlooq ka sahara lete hen to bohat sharam ki baat ka aap ka humorous side ik baybus makhlooq ka mohtaaj he… Mjhe to aaj tak ye malloom nae ho saka k log in par hanstay kiun hen…In per hansnay ka wohi matlab he kay hum khuda par hans rae hen jis ne unhe bnaya… Hum inko target krte hue ye q bhool jatay hen k ye bhi ALLAH ki makhlooq hen or ALLAH ne inhe esa hi bnaya he, is me in ka koi kasoor nae he..Us Zaat-e-Pak k liye koi mushkil nae tha k humain bhi esa hi paida kr deta..Raha sawaal in ki rozi ka to kuch na kuch to insaan karta hi he apna pait paalnay k liye. Agar hum or humara maashra inhen who izzat or maqaam den jo kisi bhi insan ka basic right he to ye bhi dignity k sath zindagi guzar skte hen… Last but not the least, kabhi kisi insan ko us cheez ka kasoorwar nae thehrana chahiye jiska zimaydar wo khud na ho.Society badalni he to soch badlo….RESPECT!!!


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Shashca Reports 3 Idiots!

By Deemas Iqbal

By Ammara Junaidi Videomaking hamesha se hee Youth mei cool samjha jata hai. Hum friends k sath tafreehon mei masaroof hon to videos ban jati hain, ghar mei Ammi se pitt rahe hon to videos ban jati hain, kbi kbi to sirf hansne pe hi video ban jati hai. Phr internet k through dunya k konay konay mei dekhi jati hain. Of course hamare mulk mei talent ki kami nhi hay aur jin talented logon ka zikar mai aaj karne jarhi hoon, wo apne aapko ―3 idiots‖ kehelvana pasand karte hain. Ye idiots hain Kashan, Hammad aur Faisal jo students hain Sir Syed University of Engineering and Technology ke.

mei engineering ke sath sath bohat aala acting skills bhi payi jati hain. Kabhi ye Mumma Puppa ban jatay hain, to kbi daaku or mobile snatchers, ya phr achay or b ura y cit ize ns . 3 idiots ki most liked videos mei "The Puppa Series", "The Dark Truth" or "Aao Bank Lootain" shaamil hain. Kashan se baat krne pe hamein pata chala k apni videos ki Direction, Story writing or Editing wo khud hi karte hain. Lighting sooraj (sun) k responsibility hay aur location ka to koi masla hi nahin, jahan kharey hote hain wahin shuru hojate hain.

Unhone PAF KIET ke sath Chroma Work mei ek project bhi kiya hay. Kashan said 'We started from short funny clips then ahista ahista improvement aati gyi, but hamara kisi bhi video ka budget more than 100 PKR nhi hua. Ab Waqt guzarne ke sath sath hamari direction, editing, video quality, location or story line mei bhi improvement ayi hay.'

3 Idiots ki fan following bhi kafi hay jiski waja se inhein apna Facebook fanpage 2 dafa hack hone ki saza bhi mili. Then unhone apni website launch ki hay i.e www.idiotstube.com. Is website pe inke ilawa more than 50 other Inhone videomaking ka 3 Idiots bohat se social groups ki videos bhi upaaghaaz 2010 mei kiya or events k sath sath ek loaded hain. Readers se ab tak more than 50 vid- popular TV show mei b bhi guzarish hay ke in ki eos bana chuke hain. In perform krchuke hain. videos zaroor dekhain.

Aik complex kahani By Uzair Ahmed

Payaam rescue training

numbers! Positive numbers tou apnay bach'pan Pyaray bacho, aik dafa ka kay jigri yaar hain. Ab zikar hai kay aik student, zindagi aasaan aur Maths jo kay very innocent bhi khaala jee ka ghar hai! tha, (students usually hotay bhi innocent he Abhi 2-3 years he pass-by hain), aik school main huay thay k Fayeq bhai study karta tha. Wo 10th grade pass kar k 1st bacha, yani k student, year main promote ho Maths main bohat hee gaye. Wo bohat happy layeq aur fayeq, both at thay. Hona bhi chahiye, the same time tha. Layeq because matric pass iss liye kyun k Maths uss karna koi mommy's siska favorite subject tha, ter's house (khala jee ka Fayeq iss liye kyun uss ka ghar) nahi hai. Any ways, naam he Fayeq Ahmed 1st year k pehlay he din, tha. Any ways, aik din pehli he class mian unhon Fayeq k Layeq zehan nay apni Maths ki book main aik ajeeb-o-ghareeb open kar k dekhi. Wahan khayaal aaya. Uss ne iss unnko aik cheez, jo kay k baaray main apnay ghareeb kam aur ajeeb teacher se talking- zyada thi, nazar aai. Wo shawking ki. Khayaal ye thi "Complex Numbers". tha kay agar main aik Fayeq bhai k Layeq zehen negative number ko main aik alarm baja: Square Root k andar band "Square-root, beta, zinkar doon to result kya ho dagi aasaan, Complex ga. Uss k teacher nay number, %^&*#$@!!! ..."! kaha k Fayeq beta, ye aap Janaab, jab teacher nay kay bus ki baat nahi k lecture daina shuru kiya aap negative number ko Complex Numbers pe, tou Square root main band Fayeq bhai ko pata chala karnay k baad bhi aasaan kay beta jee, zindagi itni zindagi guzaar sako. Ye aasaan bhi nahi hai jitni bohat he Complex cheez kay 7th class main nazar hai, iss liye aap ye samjho aati thi... Lecturer nay k negative number ka bataya k agar hum aik square root nahi hota. negative number ko Bus, phir kya tha! Fayeq Square Root k andar band bhai ki happiness ka koi kar dain to aik "i" piada thikaana nahi tha! Ye ho jaye ga, aur wo "i" iota soch kar wo satisfy ho k naam se jaana jata hai, gaye k chalo jee negative issko aap facebook pe numbers k square root se nahi search kar saktay, tou jaan chhoot gai! lekin ye "i" bohat he Peechay reh gaye positive kaam ki cheez hai. Fayeq

bhai sub samajh gaye! Ye "i" teachers k kaam ki cheez iss liye hain kyun kay wo issay use kar k innocent aur Layeq Fayeq students ko fail kartay hain! Ab tou Fayeq bhai ki disappointment ka koi thikaana nahi tha! Wo samajh gaye k Complex Numbers kay saath zindagi tail aur Maths azaab -o-wabaal-e-jaan-o-sohaan -e-rooh aur jaliabi ki tarah seedhi hai! Ye khayaal aana tha k Fayeq bhai aik BANG k saath New York k Twin Towers ki tarah zameen pay aa rahay. Lekin: Picture abhi baaqi hai meray dost! Fayeq bhai nay iss baat ko apnay liye masla-e-9/11 nahi banaya. Unhon nay khoob mehnat ki aur apni zindagi ko Complex honay se pehlay pehlay Square Root se baahir nikaal liya. Fayeq bhai ye jaan gaye thay kay abhi zindagi main aisi aur bohat si Complex cheezain dekhnay ko milain gi, ye to sirf trailer tha. So, unhon nay to apnay aap ko theatre kay liye pehlay se prepare kar liya. Kya aap ready hain?! Kya aap kay saath bhi koi aisa Complex co-incidence hua hai? Han? Likh bhaijiye hamain abhi aur ban jayen Shashca ka part! Miltay hain Break k baad!

3rd December ko Pyam Trust ny Extremen Adventures k sath collaboration ki or aik zabardast kisam ki 1st level Rescue Traini n g a r range ki. Is traini n g main 1 2 logoon n a y p a r -

ticipate kya. Margalla Hills Islamabad pay hony wali yay training aik never forgettable experience tha! Friends, yay ek naya experience tha. Is training ko karty waqt boht maza aya! Sub seniors k sath boht kuch sikhny ko mila. Adventure tha to dar tha halka sa bus lekin jub rock climbing khud ke to dar b

khatm huwa aur phr 130 feet high bridge cross kia. Aur ye sub mumkin huwa Payaam Trust ke badolat. Umeed hai k is training ka jo maqsad tha wo pura ho.

achi performance de sub ny.

Ager mulk main kabi zaroorat parti hai during any kind of disasters to jo is training me sikhaya gia us ko istmal me laon aur logon ke khidmat kar sakon. Is training main humain ye b btaya gia k Raasi k istmal say kis trha stretcher banaian aur jo mareez ho us ko rescue kar sakain. Bridge crossing aur rock climbing me

vatanges tou apko pata hain he magar aik new advantage jo main ny is activity main mehsoos kya wo yay k seekhnay k sath sath ap ko aik Fakhar sa mehsoos hoga k ap log Aik Zinda Qaum k basi ho! Jo har waqt apny watan k lya, apnay mulk k rehnay waloon k lya kuch b karny k lya tayar hain. God bless you all!

Friends, in the end main ap logoon ko aik bat zaror suggest karoon ga k ap studies k sath sath is taraha ki activit i e s main b particip a t e karo. In activities k both sy a d -

Ye khaala ji ki Parliament nahi! By Syed Ommer Amer ―Nukta-e-ittilah Muhtaram ! Yeah kya mazak laga k rakha hoa ahi ? kya idhar udhar kii phenk rhay hain ?? Dala‘ill ki koi thoos bunyaad naii hai ... Judge sahab parlimany asoolon ki khilafwarzii ho rhii hai ... Kya yeah khulum-khula tazaad naii hai ? main kasam kha k kehta hun k agr is karardaad ko humaray haq main manzoor na kiya gya to main minar e Pakistan say c h a l a n g mar k khudkushii kr lun ga.‖ Yeah woh k u c h b a a t e n theen jo main ny Forman Chrisitan College lahore k 3rd parlimentry Debates competition main sunii. ;) Parlimentry Debates main akheer shughal lagta hai .... yeah woh muqabalay hain jahan General Knowledge , Confidence and witty minds aapas main lartay hain ... 2 teams , 3 players each aik judge aur aik cool c president !!! To janab scene yeah hota haii k aik team jo govt. hotii hai woh aa k apna muakif peesh krtii hai and

phr opposition walay aa kr us muakif ko rd krtay hain and yeah debate koi 1.5 hour tk chaltii rehtii hai and in the end kisi na kisii kii band bjtii hai and phr judge sahab aa kr qarardaad ya to govt. ya phr opposition k haq main manzoor krtay hain !!! aap ki ittilah k liyay arz hai k isay "World school style Parliamentary Debate" kehtay

hian Forman Christian collge main 18th November say 21st November tk 3rd parliamentary debates ka competition hoa is main mostly Lahore kii teams ny participate kiya like GC lahore , PU , LSE , FAST lahore , SICAS , Beacon house and UET Lahore but UET Taxila bhii apna loha manwanay wahan gye !!! 18th kii shaam ko aik round khela gya jis main koi 18 matches at a time hoay, english and urdu

parliamentary donon k . Phr Sab ko chaiii with mazay mazay kii cheezen dii gye jis ko sab ny g jaan say khaaya piyaa and hazam kiya! :D phr next day 2 rounds khelay gye jis k baad raat ko semifinals k liyay qualify krnay walii teams k names raat ko display kiyay gye !!! and us raat to kya mahool bnaya tha FC walon ny kya bataon :P Woo fe r , Smoke , Lights and Music! Wow man! kher yeah baaten choren is k baad khana tha jisko "Theme Dinner" kaha gya and really delicious khana tha and the environment was awes O m e Fountain k o p p e r dragon tha walls pay exotic painting and red lights ... litrally wOw scene tha. Next day semifinals thay and Monday ko final hoa jo koi to jeet hi gya ho ga. :P Parlimentry debates aik bohat mufeed activity hai jis say confidence milta hai and zehan kii achii godiii hoti hai. Woh tamaam log jo phannay khan bntay hain k unhen barii general knowledge hai woh aik dafa zaroor is main hissa lain InsahAllah 3 round khel k tabyat set ho jae gii and phr aap kabhii pharrian naii maren gay! ;)

Declamation at PAF Academy Risalpur By Hashim Mufti Hey, you know what, Pakistan Air Force Debating and Declamation contest biggest debating contest hai country ka. Is contest main puray Pakistan sy debaters participate karty hain or phir is contest ko jeetna aik Dream hota hai sub k lya! Seriously! Or is sy barh kar yay k jo facilities provide ki jati hain na anay waloon ko, unka to jawab nahi! Yay sub mil k is event ko aik Dream Competition bana daite hain. Or phir sub say munfarid bat bhala kya hai is competition main! Har participant ko MASHAK – air plane (which is a life time experience) ki joy ride b di jati hai. :) Last month 22nd to 25th of Novermber 2011 ko PAF Academy Risalpur main All Pakistan Bilingual Declamation Contest

2011 organise kya gya tha. Puri country sy teams aee then. 44 teams main sy 4 best teams or 2 best individuals ko final round k lya select kya gya. Initial round main mujh na-cheez, Hashim Mufti, ko English category main pehli position sy nawaza gya. :) Topic was, ―choice not chance determines destiny‖. Or phir final round main b mujh na-cheez k hisay main 1st position aee. :D Jab k NUST SEECS H 12 ny overall team trophy b jeeti. Or main b NUST SEECHS H 12 ko he represent kar raha tha. So in this aspect, yay meri life ka aik intahaeeee memorable experience b tha. Ap log b is event main zaror participate karna next time. I would let you know about it at Shashca! You would have a loveable experience!

Ye kia Iqbal Iqbal ho ri hay! By S. Ommer Amer ―Yar iqbal ka figure check kr . Kya portrait bna hai!‖ ―Maan! kya bola hai us ny iqbal py ... Amazing!‖ ―Kya likha hai yar Iqbal nay! Dil ko kaat gye unki bat!‖ G janab yeah Shair-eMashriq or Mufaqi-ePakistan Allama Iqbal ki baaten hain jo 24th Oct 2011 ko UET Taxila main suni gye .... Bhala q? O g is liyay k "Iqbal Day" celebrate hoa tha and us main Debates , Painting , Calligraphy Writing and Kalaam-e-Iqbal k muqabalay hoay. Barii awam aae, and bara talent aaya and boht kuch daikhny ko mila. You know what, conference hall main opening ceremony k baad or phir kuch formal khutbun or kalaam-e-iqbal k baad jo taqreeri muqablun or degar activities main hoa that was exciting! Or log itna interest ly rahay thy jesy k unki lottery nikal ae ho! Itna kuch tha is roz UET Taxila main aik sath k mujhy samajh he nhi araha tha k report main kya or kesy arrange karoon. UET Taxila pohanchtay hi meri nazar aik mohterma py pari, jinko daikhtay he meri cycle chattak chattak chalny lagi or dil dharak dharak karny laga! Khair wo to lift karway bina

Quaid-e-azam debating society walay hall main ho leen jahan mazahiya aur serious debates main sara din beet gya. Dosri taraf Civil Dept. k Drawing Hall main pin drop silence thi. Lag rha tha k Montessori class k bachon ko daant k khamosh krwaya gya ho. Bus pencil kii cheen chaan ho rhi thii and kbhi kisi ka scale gir jaata to dhar ki awaz aatii. Main ny maloom kiya k kya maajra hai to pata chala k Sketching and Painting ka muqabala ho rha hai and fingers Iqbal ki figures bna rhi hain. :D Phr main computer k Exam hall main pohancha to dekhta hun paper ho rha hai, main ny pocha kheryat? Aaj kis ka parcha hai? To btaya gya k awam Writing Competition main masroof hai To g yeah parhai likhai ki baaten hoti rhen 24th of October ko UET Taxila main! But aik baat dil ko lagtii hai k hum apny mohsin ki izzat naii krtay. Aik din Iqbal Day k naam py shughal mela krnay say maqsad poora naii hota! Ab ap yay mat kehna k at least aik week to chutti ho so that full time masti or non stop fun ho sky! :P Bat zara sochny ki hai! Ghoor karna meri bat py ap sub log! Agar mind hai tou. :P


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Educational Policies of different nations By Awais Akhtar

and wrong, is adaptable and resilient, knows himself, is South Korea ne American Support ko apnay faiday discerning in judgment, thinks independently and criti- (Incorporated Growth & Development) K liye use kiya Is haftay jo post meray keyboard se jo type ki gayi hai cally, and communicates effectively. because un k liye un ki country ka interest sab se pehus ka title hai “ kaise taraqi yafta lay tha not like us, our Rulers jinhun ne American sup(Developed/Developing Nations) apnay education sysSelf-directed learner, who questions, reflects, perport ko apnay interest, apni government, apnay rule k tem ko overhaul kar k apni youth ko develop kar rahi severes, and takes responsibility for his own learning. liye use kia and sent our nation lagging behind. Now hain , to make them a weapon for the sustainability and Active contributor who is able to work effectively in South Korea (Developed country with high standard of progress, is post ko publish karnay ka aik maqsad hai k teams, is innovative, exercises initiative, takes calcu- living) ka jo status hai who sari duinya maanti hai. aala hazrat jo responsible posts par hain , un ki tawaja lated risks, and strives for excellence. Asia's fourth largest economy and the dilayi jae in order to save our YOUTH from being rotten world's 15th (nominal) or 12th (purchasing power parConcerned citizen, who is rooted to Singapore, has and falling in people jin k designs evil hun. Friends, nechay biyan shuda examples kuch aisay mulkon ki hain jinhun ne apni identity world main manwai balkay now they are called revolutionary leaders in Manufacturing, Service, and Defense Industries.

Ji haan , Republic of INDIA which has proved itself as a emerging leader and 2nd most paced developing country, yeh position aik dam India ko nahin mili but is k pechay shamil hai aik poori planning and devotion, India k andar poverty level ham se kahein zada hai , population boom bhi but they are making this challenge an opportunity. There is a vast disparity in quality and access to education, a gap the government is trying to close.

China China ne apnay education system ka major uplift process 90‘(s) k mid se starts kiya. World History, geography & English ko mandatory qarar day dia giya in elementary schools. Chinese State Councilor Liu Yandong ne kaha ―"The Chinese government always encourages the public, especially the youth, to learn foreign languages, and through the learning, they are enlightened on the diversified cultures around the world."

Despite this larger challenge, the government has realized that preparing students for the global economy is important and must be a part of their reform efforts. In September, the government announced a new pilot program (that is starting out on a small scale), which will include less emphasis on memorization and put more on analytic and communications skills, as well as a global focus in the curriculum.

In Steps k baad China ak aur strategy k saath agar barh raha hai jis ka name ―2020 education reform‖Jo real-world challenges k liye khaas taur par banaya gya hai, jaise k student response time and student ki cramming capability and formulas yaad karnay ki ability par nahin ho ga jaise k hamaray mulk main ho raha hai, which are hampering student‘s ability to develop. In Science, Inauthentic demonstrations, calculations & drills ko replace kar diya hae ga experiments of realworld applications, jin ka focus hoga energy, health and conservation of resources.

Students will study three languages instead of two (currently they must take English and Hindi or a local language). Literature from around the world and world history will be required. There will be less focus on textbooks, and an increased focus on project-based learning, service learning, discussions, and experiments as well as international business communication and technology skills.

a strong sense of civic responsibility, is informed about ity) largest economy. Singapore Singapore and the world, and takes an active part in MOE Singapore ne education plan strengthen karnay k bettering the lives of others around him. They showed the world how American support can liye 2010 main aik strategy plan out ki to challenge make them successful. In Korea, in addition to core 21st century competencies, jo include kartu hain global subjects like math and science, students are required to literacy aur cross cultural skills, jis k kuch points hain Korea take world geography, world history, physical educaeffective communication, ability to ask question, work After The Korean War (25 June 1950 – 27 July 1953) tion, arts, and music. English has been required since in team and be updated and informed about one‘s own that resulted in division of North & South Korea, the 1945 country and the world .This is an excerpt jo main ne 38th Parallel increasingly became a political border worth sharing samjha with you people while coming between the two Koreas. across their site (Competencies for a Changing World): The government is working to improve teachers'

Takhreebkaari! Chiniot ki Sitara ka world record! nahi hoay, O-level ki English, Mathematics, Physics, Chemistry and Biology pass kar k any wali generation k lya new trend set kar dya hai! Ap bhe apnay ghar k bachoon ko Sitara k

You know what guys, is larki ny apni zahanat k johar pehli bar nhi dikha‘ay rather is ny to 11 sal ki age main Olevel Biology b pass kar li thi. Or phir is sy b barh ka amazing bat kya hai bhala! 9 years ki age main jab ap or main 2 pa-yoon wali cycle chalana bary main batana or phr Shashca – seekh rahay hoty hain, is intelligent youth ka newspaper ko inform karna larki ny O-level Chemistry b pass kar k hai koi esa Takhreeb kar jo Sitara li the. She is simply WOW! Isn‘t she? ka record tor sky ya torny ka irada Sitara ny itni nanhi c age main, jab rakhta/rakhti ho??? usky Barbie sy khailny k din b pory

The Korean government also provides outstanding graduates from teachers' colleges with field training in overseas schools. They offer financial support for teachers to complete professional education courses and to obtain teaching certification in that country. India

Main ziada dur nahin jaun ga , balkay Asian Examples ko lounga jo hamaray qareeb and neighbouhood main hain , who face the challenges more than us , jahan tak resources ki baat hai who bhi hamaray pas ziada hain and strategic location ka advantage bhi, sari baat dedication , devotion and good governance ki hai

Honestly, jab mujhy Chiniot ki rehnay wali is choti c innocent bachi Sitara, ki achievement ka pata chala na k is ny 11 sal ki omar main O-level English, Mathematices or Science pass kar k world record bana dya hai tou mujhy jitni khushi or excitement hoi, uski koi intaha na the! But meri ankhain us waqt khuli ki khuli reh gaeen jab mujhy khayal aya k 11 sal ka matlab hamary educational system main 5th ya 6th class ka bacha hai! I wonder, Allah Talah ny is bachi ko kitna talent ata kya hai. MasahAllah. She is definitely a source of inspiration and one of the greatest Takhreeb kar of Shashca – youth ka newspaper!

ability to teach for a global knowledge economy. For instance, the government provides Korean and American teachers opportunities for exchange and training utilizing the differences in Korean (winter break) and U.S. (summer break) school vacation calendars.

Ab Barbie or Cycle zamanay ga‘ay, ab tou study zamany aga‘ay! And hey listen, I never said k ap sub apny siblings ko nerd bun jany ka sabaq do! Rahter Sitara ki tarha other curricular and co curricular activities ma b participate karnay ka kaho. You know what, Sitara obtained 7 out of 9 band in International English Language Test System (IELTS)! Hamain umeed hai k ap main sy boht soon ko aj pehli bar IELTS ka abbreviation pata chala hoga but still never mind man! :D abi b apkay pass time hai! Utho or kuch Takhreeb Kari ap b kar k dikhaoo or phr hamain likh bhajoo…Hum dunya ko or so-called terrorist- Takhreeb Karoon ko bataeen gy k daikhoo bhai hamary pass tum sy barh kar Tahreeb Kar hain! We are proud of you Sitara! Jug jug geo or dono worlds main dhairroonn dhair kamyabeyan hasil karo or mulk-o-koom ka nam roshan karo. Or han suno! Hamesha down to earth rehna! Phal hamesha jhuki hoe tehni ko he lagta hai! :)

I hope & wish after reading all these examples Youith will think about the future of incoming generations, so what if we weren‘t provided the opportunities, we have to pledge that we will not let our coming generation suffer and will support all the positive education initiatives taken by examples of such vibrant and hardworking countries. Examples that are working in Pakistan are practical grounds are very few, one such organization is http://www.teachforpakistan.edu.pk/ One should Support their IDEA and be a part of it.

Revolution Flame Announces “Let’s spread love” results! Revolution Flame waalon ne recently aik competition organize kiya tha ―Let‘s spread love‖ ke naam se. Is event mei karna ye tha ke photography aur writings ke zariye muhabbat ka paighaam dena tha. Aray larki propose nahi karna tha yar, piar o mohobbat aur aman o aashti ka paighaam dena tha. Han wohi, love peace and harmony wala. Tou janaab ye competition bohot announce. Aur un results ke tehet, aur creativity ki base per judgment zara ke kia judgment hua hay aur

successful raha. Aur is ke results bhi ho gaye ―facebook likes‖ ki base par nahi balkeh quality hua hay. Chalain phir aayen, hum bhi dekhain winner kaun hay!

The winner of writing category is:

Zunaira Afzal for her write up “Lets Paint Love” And winner of photography contest is:

Salman Saeed for his photograph “Lets never lie to the ones you love” In the writing category, there are two runner ups as well who deserve to be mentioned as they were no less than best. They are:

Love Begets Love by Hira Mawra Lets Not Burn, Lets Ignite it by Zahra Batool Mubarak ho ji sab winners aur runners up ko. Kia baat hay aap sab ki tou!


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