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Beta letter tou apko likhna paray ga! By Rafia Khan

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Kuch khaas news Beta letter tou apko likhna paray ga! (Page 1) What’s my name? What’s my name? My name is... (Page 2) Holi Celebrations in Pakistan (Page 9) Snowfall Festival: That is SOo CooOl (Page 5) Get ready for another war in the Middle East! (Page 8) Fashion ka hay ye jalwa (Page 5) Shashcatoon (Page 6) Ye kia banaya hay? (Page 7) Takhreebkaari (Page 9)

Lo gi Sepreme Court b ab taiz hogae hy. PM Gillani case ne ek wehshi kisam ka turn le lia hy. Oper se order agya k Gillani sahab bohat khel li ap ne hide and seek ki games, Chalo shabash beta ab araam se Swiss Authorities ko bagair ksi advises lene k, khat likho k wo reopen kren Zardari sahab k against saray corruption cases ko Ye tu pta hoga ap ko k Aitzaz Ahsen PM sahab k baray dedicated lawyer hen. Pta hy kese? Wo aise k lately in bhai sahab ne ye kaha k President ki impeachment (court me gheesta jana) ho sakti hy primarily because this act has got constitutional protection. Q k impeachment sirf os surat me nae ho sakti jb tak ap ka act national interest k lye ho. Lekin cor-

ruption kisi b angle se national interest k lye tu ho nae sakti tu bhai ziada ap free na hon. Whereas yehi sahab jab PM k lawyer banay tu inhon ne apni statement hi badal li or kehne lagay k nae bhai President Sahab tu mahaan hen.Un se koi puch kach nae ho skti. Itne jaldi tu chameleon b rang nahi badalta. Haina? :O Phir hua kuch yun k PM ne rona shuru kr dia k me nae bolta. Ye kia bat hoi mje tu ksi ne btaya hi nae k letter b likhna hy (Hain? Gillani sahab ab ap itne dramay b tu na kren jo absorb na hon ham se) Or ap tu aise act kr rae hen jese agar ap ko pta hota ( jo k ap ko pta tha) tu ap waqai me letter likh lete.( sb ko apni jan bht aziz hoti hy, ap ko b ho gi).

Kher phir SC ne ghussay me a kr Attorney General ko order dia k PM ko inform kr dia jae k ab wo sharafat se letter likh len or sath ye b kaha k unko bt den k 21st March se pehle letter likh kr court ko inform kren warna unki watt lg jani hy. Ye wala contempt of court ca se (i ns ult -e -a dal at ) against PM Gillani was headed by Justice Nasir-ulMulk along with seven member bench. We hope k Prime Minister Sahab ki izzat bach jae warna is case ki wja se un k sath kuch b ho skta hy. KUCH BHI matlab AHO! :P News Source: The News Picture Source: www.thenewstribe.com

Waderni Ho Gi Ghar Mei!

Nawa karnaama, nawi pasooori ;)

By Syed Nasar Shahzad Finally humare mulk mein ghareeb ko bhi insaaf mil gaya. Main un 2 ghareeb aur mazloom aurton ki baat ker raha hoon jin ko kuch arse pehle aik waderni se fit kisam ki chapairein pari theen aur wo bhi poori dunya k samne. Us powerful waderni ka naam hai Waheeda Shah. Ab yaad aya? Arey bhae hua kuch yoon tha k last month jo by-elections huay thay na? Us mein Waheeda Shah ghalti se jeet gaeen. Aur isi khushi ko celebrate karte huay unhon ne iqtedaar k nashe mein aa ker shughal shughal mein Presiding Officer Habiba Memon aur Assistant Presiding Officer Shagufta Memon ko thappar raseed ker diye, wo bhi DSP ki mojoodgi mein. Yaar ab shughal mein itna to chalta hai na. Ab kia wo apni jeet celebrate bhi na karteen???

Laikin bechari choti si bachi ki ye khushi kisi se bardasht na hui aur TV channels ne is incident ki video chala chala ker aiwain issue bana dia. Poora mulk ye video dekh ker shock ho gaya. Bhae banda pooche k is mein shock hone wali kia baat hai??? Waheeda Shah waderni hain. Wo kisi k sath kuch bhi ker sakti hain. Thori aqal istemaal karein aur sochein k agar wo poori dunya k samne aisi harkat ker sakti hain to akele mein wo kia karein gi!!! Jin aurton ko thappar pare thay jab un se is bare mein poocha gaya to unhon ne kaha k madam ko zaroor humari koi baat buri lagi ho gi. Hum hi chawal hain. Madam to mahaan hain. Aur hum ye baat bilkul dar k nahi keh rahe. Na hi humari taangein kaanp rahi hain.

Khair jab Waheeda Shah ko laga k mamla kafi kharab ho gaya to unhon ne dasti press conference bulai, Shagufta Memon ko burqa pehna k apne sath bithaya aur un se apne haq mein statements dilwa deen. Laikin yahan bhi Waheeda Shah sahiba ka karnama samne aa gaya. Jis aurat ko unhon ne apne sath burqa pehna k bithaya hua tha asal mein wo Shagufta Memon thi hi nahi. Wo koi aur aurat thi. Shagufta sahiba to us waqt apne gaon mein theen. Tabhi media wale baar baar us aurat se keh rahe thay k apni shakal to dikhain. Laikin wo bas yahi gana ga rahi thi k “Parday mein rehne do parda na uthao”. Agay pata hay kia hua? Kia? Nahi pata? Tou Page palto aur jao page 5 per! Baqia Page 5 per.

By Hina Yasin Abi haal hi me Ohio State University n Kansas State University ne ek nai invention ki he…..kya kha aap ne; zaroor koi nai chus mari ho gi unho ne!! nai yaar chus nai he...maze ki baat he! To jnab in logo ne experimentx kie n bila aakhir molecule me atom ki movment ki pic li he. Scientists ne molecule ko ultra fast lazer se bombard kraya….jb electron dispers ho gya to uske different patternz ko record kr lia, bssss… .kya samjhe? Kch nai…haha…mje pta tha…abi samjhati hn! Are yaar simple sa kaam ha….ak adad molecule pakro!!! Are bhai hawa me itne saare moleculez hote hain…bs kahin se b 1 ko pakr lo…phir ek lazer lyt (wohi lazer lyt jo bache logo ki aankho me mara karte hain!!) lo or usko molecule pe maaro (zara zoor sa marna…nai to molecul bhage ga nai)…jb lazer lagne se molecule ka electron dar k bhag jae to uski pic bna lo…..simple ;) :D Joks apart…is image me lazer hit hone k baad k saare after affectx record hote hain….n guess wha…

ye sb hota he bs second k quadrillionth hisse main….kyu; he na amaizing!! N ye experiment nitrogen n oxygen molecul pe perform hoa cz ghalti se ye dono both abundant hain…har jga rulte phirte hain! :( ye saara experiment Louis DiMauro sir saab ki nigreni me hoa jo k Ohio State University me physicx k both I daade professer lage hoe hain….tbi to itni daadi research kr dikhai heeee! DiMauro saab kehte hain k is se kalle kalle atom ki study me both help mile gi….bt asal mza to tb aaye ga jb is invention se hm complex moleculz k reactionz ko study kr sken…(oo Allah de bade, kithe bs vi kr ja hunnn!!!) Ek or report me pta lga k CERN k physicianz ne microwaves ko uze krte hoe “anti matter” ko control kia (vese I jese Pakistani media me anti zoordari elements ko firdous aapa control kia krti hain…) anywayzzzzz…kehte hain k bcz matter n anti matter ek doosre k opposite hote haon to asooli tour pe inko equal b hona chaiye….lekin asool ki baatain aaj kl kon krta he…. Baqia Page 5 per


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Yar NATO ab tu chor do hamara peecha! By Rafia Khan Top US military commander General James Mattis ne kaha k wo Pakistan me tashreef awari ka sharf hasil krne wale hen aglay 10 dino me ta k wo discuss kr sken reopening of NATO supply routes. Han han wohi supply jis se ye krte hen dosre mulko ka satya naas.Wese pta hy ek estimate k mutabik 70% NATO supply Pakistan k through k jati hy. Ye khabar tab ai jb The New York Times ne pehle report kia k General Sahab apne important destruction strategies ko hold pe rakh k chakkar lagane wale hen Pakistan ko ta k wo dono countries k beech tootay phootay ties ko kr sken phir se repair q k unhen zarorat hy ground lines ki jo k sirf Pakistan k t h r o u gh h i m u m k i n h e n .

(kyun bhai yakeen q nae araha? Aray obvious si bat hy Pakistan se ziada pappu state unhen kbi mil sakti hy? Chirag le k dhunden na tb b KABHI NAHEEN!) Jab bat ki gae Pakistan ki pending parliamentary review or US-Pak relations ki tu General Mattis ne kaha k wo bohat optimistic hen k wo zaroor NATO supplies wapis regain kr len ge. Han han nae, do or die wali situation do ge tu Pakistani kese inkar kr sken ge? Yad hy na 26th November 2011 ko k i a h u a t h a ? Jee han.. NATO ne mazak mazak me airstrike shuru krdi thi jis se hamare 24 soldiers got killed. Jab Senetor Shaheen ne General Sahab se pucha k Pakistan ne tu ap ko thudda mar dia hy, ab NATO

supply route konsa hy? tu General Sahab ne kaha bachu hamare pas b koi kam supply routes nae hen . Currently ham Afghanistan main by air, sea and through Northern Distribution Network apni supplies bhej rae hen. Khabar ai hy k US apologize krne wali hy Pakistan se.. Kher, ye report abi tak confirm nae hy US apni NATO airstrike wali chuss ki apology formally kare gi ya phir privately, lekin itna tu confirm hy k kare gi zaroor q k NATO ki 70% supply ka sawal hy bhai...

Apple ka naya iPad By Zunaira Sheikh Bilkul theek suna ap nay.naya ipad poray jashan kay sath market mein aa raha ha apny khas features kay sath.jiska ap sabko baysabri say intezar ha.bs apka intezar ap khtm he howa chahta ha. Iski both si khobiayan ha zahir ha bhai ipad 4 jo ha.iski sab say bari quality yeh ha kay isko hum aram say latest 4G LTE telecom say connect ker sakty hain.jis ki waja say data ab aur b ziada teziyan dhekata howa transfer howa kery ga.yeeeeh ho na baat.

Apple kay chief exective Tim cook (yeh naam ha koi cook nai khana pakany walay) khair cook nay kaha ha kay “We think that iPad is the poster child of the post-PC world, We have redefined once again the category Apple created just two years ago with the original iPad ” bhai jee apki ap he janain Aur ap yeh jantay yeh stevejobs ki death kay baad pheli Apple product ha jo release ki ja rahi ha.aur yeh market mein sale honay kay lye pouch jaye ga 16 March ko.aur jin places pay yeh jalwa gar ho gi un kau naam kuch iss tarhan say

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Marvi Memon ne kr li PML(N) se dosti! By Hina Yasin Suna tu hoga ap ne k pichle bohat se mahino se Politicians ka ho raha hy mass exodus from their parties and now joining the ranks is Marvi Memon, the ex-leader PML (Q). Nawaz Sharif ke political secretary Dr. Asidf Kirmani ne ye announcement ki hai ke Ms Memon Pakistan Muslim League-Nawaz join kar rahi hain. Kafi arsay se expect kia ja raha tha ke wo ya tu PTI ya phir PML(N) join Karen gi. Announcement ke mutabik Miss Memon ko kafi leaders ne convince kia hai to join Nawaz league, namely Ahsan Iqbal, Khawaja Saad Rafique and Anoosha Rehman. Ek or mazay ki bat ye hy k Marvi Memon ne kaha k me Imran Khan k sath politics nae kr sakti.. ab ye kyun or kese kaha. Is ka pta nahi lekin wo kehte hen na, Angoor khatay hen, tu yahan b kuch aisa hi scene hy. Wese sun’ne mai ye b aya

Aik shocking Rape incident ! By Zunaira Afzal

10-year-old step daughter to a 65-yearold man on Sunday. According to deHum Jo Insaanon ki si tehzeeb liye tails, accused Muhammad Riaz, a resiphirty hain dent of village Chak 170-DB, sold his Hum sa wehshi koi jungle k darindoon step-daughter , 10, to 65-year-old Sher mei nahi Muhammad for Rs 110,000. Kabhi kabhi mjy doubt hony lagta hay k hum insaan hain bhi yanhi...Yhan maa k marny pe tou gham kam hota hay aur inherit hony wali money kam hony ka ziada dukh hota hay, yhan Insaan koriyoon daam bikta hay, yhan jurm jurm nhi hay, yhan insaan insan nahi raha.... Zameer mar gya hay, Matam kero. Kher Jhnag Police have arrested four people, including a father, for selling his

Roz iss trah k incidents see ahbar barha hta hay lekin kabhi hum farig nhi hoty tou kabi hmara mood nhi hta k aisi news per dhyaan dain. Raat gye baat gye wala hisaab hay. Koi sabak nhi seekhy ga, koi faeda nhi ho ga, koi ni The victim escaped from the custody of sudhry ga. Sher and reached the Mouchiwala Police Station. Police, on complaint of Lekin ik baar apny ird-gird nazar Suraiya, arrested Riaz, Sher and two daliye, khi asa koi incident tou ni huwa. others. Riaz said that he was facing fi- Police kuch ni krti...yeh soch kr report nancial problems and had to repay a na kerna akalmandi nahi hay. Inform loan due to which he sold her. The vic- the authorative aagencies about such tim said that Sher and his three accom- incidents aur insaani hareed o farooht k plices raped her for two months. Police hilaaf awaz uthao. registered a case against six people and arrested four people.

hai ke Marvi Memon ko MNA ki seat di jai gi aur unka Nawaz league mai ana is a good decision kyun k she has a standing in national and international community over woman rights aur ye expect kia ja raha hai ke Miss Memon Nawaz league ki image behtar Karen gi over the issue of woman rights. 18th amendment ki waja se Miss Memon by election mai khari ho sakti hain aur inko koi si aik vacated woman seat par ticket dia jai ga. Lekin the decision to award a ticket to her has been criticized by deputy general secretary Ahsen Iqbal jin ka kehna hai k it is premature to award her a ticket. Jo bhi ho, beshak Marvi Memon ko ticket na mile, we wish her the best of luck in her future endeavors. And we hope k Marvi ab apni party na badlen.. q k hmain b acha nae lgta roz roz logon ko” lota” kehna :P News source: The Express Tribune Picture source: vusolutions.com


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Filmy Baatain London Paris Newyork

What’s my name? What’s my name? My name is... By Hina Yasin

By Azka Zafar Rana Aur London Paris New-York aagai!!! The much awaited ‘fun’ movie of our hero, Ali Zafar ;) jis me unlike Meray Brother ki Dulhan us k sath co-work nai hua bulkay asal main lead role mila hai! :P yes Ali Zafar as Nikhil Chopra has come as hero with ‘the best of Bollywood’s next generation’, Aditi Rao Hydari as Lalitha Krishnan. Puri dunia ki markets main mandi

hai, isi lieay zada kharchay say bachnay k liye Anu Menon ne iss film ki Story, Screen Play aur Direction sb apnay zimmay lenay ka fesla kia aur is farz ko bilkul wesay ba-khubi sar-anjam diya jesay Ali Zafar ne film k 7 k 7 songs likhnay, ganay aur compose krnay ka zimma apnay sar lay kr paisy bachao muham mai Anu Menon ka saath diya! :P

Bachpan se yehi sunte aaye hain k doctry karna both mushkil ha……apne naam k saath bs ek ‘Dr’ lgane k lie itne papar belne parte hain k bss…. Eesi hi anthak mehnat and extreme determination k baad hmare azeem politician janab Baber Awan sahab ne b apne naam k saath Dr lagwaya tha. Magar recently kuch esa ho gya k jnab ki saaari mehnat (doctry) khoo me chali gai! Or ab shayad unhe ye Dr ka lafz apne naam se nikaalna parega :’( Hoa kuch yun k NRO implementation case ki samaat k doran Aitzaz Ahsan sahab Law Minister ki tarf se PM Gillani ki summary pesh kr rae the, when he said “Mr Baber Awan” jb k summary me clearly likha tha “Dr Zaheeeruddin Baber Awan”. Ab ye unho ne jaan boojh k kaha ya nai, ye

to vo khudi bta skte hain naa. Is incident pe Awan sahab b soch rae hon ge k ‘ee banda te mere toon vi wad k anparh niklya…..enu te aapne saamne likhya hoya v samj nio aanda’! Kher choren is baat ko. haan, jis summary ki baat ho rai he uski ek copy SC k judge k paas b the….jb unho ne suna “Mr Baber Awan” to unho ne Aitzaz Ahsen se pucha k ‘ee ki chakkar ee praa mereya’??? Is pe Aitzaz sahab ne apne paperz ko carefully study kia n kaha k idhr to Dr Awan ii likha hoa hy, tu judge sahab ne poocha ‘fer tu Mr Baber Awan kyu parhyaa??? Tu aapei te minu summary phrai ee…othe te Dr Baber Awan likhya hoya ee….ki gal ee, tenu angrezi ni parhi aandi?’. Phir kya tha, Aitzaz Ahsen khsyaane ho k apne aap ko diffend krne lge k abi abi Baber Awan ne apne kagzat e naamzadgi jama krwae hy. un paperz me unka naam Mr Baber Awan likha hoa he (hun

onne aapei ghalt likhwaya ee te me ki kraan???) Actually is me Aitazz Ahsen ka b itna kasoor ni he. Asal story ye he k 12 November, 2008 me United States Educational Foundation (USEF) and Pakistani embassy ne Baber Awan ki degree ko jaali qrar dete hoe ye confirm kia tha k jis so called university se Awan sahab ne net pe degree hasil ki the, vo university hi fake the (i.e; vo university of freshology nikli). And 2006 k Senat k nomination papers me b unho ne apna naam Dr Zaheeruddin Baber Awan likhwaya tha…. Jb k abi recent nomination paperz me apna naam Mr Baber Awan hi likha tha….ye kehte hoe k he used fake name in previous elections or unho ne Election Commission se jhoot bola tha! Hun ais eech Aitzaz sahab da ki kasoor ee jad Baber sahab nu aape ee samj nai aa rya k oonay da asal naam ki ee….bs onna ko apne naam wichon Dr nai kaddya ja rya! News Source: The News Picture Source: blogs.tribune.com

Records banana chahte ho? Tu phir zra Messi se consult kro. By Syed Nasar Shahzad "There aren't the words to describe Messi. Without him Barcelona are the best team in the world; with him, Barcelona are from another planet".

Phir Barca k coach Guardiola ne 52 mins baad Iniesta aur Xavi ko substitute ker dia aur un ki jaga aye Tello aur Keita. Tello ne atay sath hi apne champs league k debut mein kuch hi touches baad aik aala goal ker dia aur score ho gaya Barca 4-0 Bayer.

Kisi doosri team ka coach agar kisi player k bare mein ye compliment de to sochein k wo player kia bala ho ga. Aur ye compliment mila Messi ko Bayer Leverkusen k coach Robin Dutt. Nahi aap ghalat samajh rahe hain. In ka Sanjay Dutt se dur dur tak koi talluq nahi hai.

But Messi wasn’t finished yet. Keeper ki ghalti ki waja se unhein aik aur goal mil gaya. Tello ne bohat achi performance dete huay 61st min mein aik aur goal ker dia to add to the misery of Bayer. Barca 6-0 Bayer.

UEFA Champions League k 2nd leg k match mein Barcelona ne Bayer Leverkusen k against apne hi sare previous records tor diye. Aur jab baat ho records ki to aik hi naam sab se uper ata hai. Lionel Messi. Match k start se hi lag raha tha k Barcelona ne Bayer ko ziada free nahi karwana. Aur aisa hi hua. Moves pe moves bana bana k Barca ne poore match mein Bayer ko nacha k rakha. Match start huay abhi 25 mins hi huay thay k Messi ne goals ki barish karni shuru ker di. Xavi k aala through pass pe Messi ne apne typical style mein apne left foot se keeper k uper se ball chip ker k classical finish ki. Phir ksi ki himmat nae hoi Messi ko rok sakne ki. Before half time unho ne aik aur goal ker dia. 2nd half mein to lag raha tha k Barca sai ghusse mein hai. Messi scored again and completed his hattrick. Aur is baar chip hui un k weaker foot, yani right foot se. What a fine finish it was!!!

Aur phir wo moment aya jis ne sab records tor diye. Messi scored his 5th goal of the match in 84th min and became the first man to score 5 goals in one match in Champions League. Even Barca k apne coach ko apni ankhon pe yakeen nahi aa raha tha jo wo dekh rahe thay. End mein Bayer ko aik consolation goal mil gaya. Barca won 7-1 and 10-2 on aggregate A devastating performance from Barca and Messi. This was Barca’s biggest win ever n Bayer’s worst defeat ever in Champions League. Barca are through to the Quarter Finals. Commentators said during the match “Bayer Leverkusen is chasing shadows and Messi has been a ghost who has haunted them in this entire fixture”.

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Gunners Out Of Yet Another Tournament ne rondi marte huay sara ilzam ground pe laga dia k If you are football fan then ground kharab tha is liye you have got to love the players se ball hi control UEFA Champions nahi hui. League, the elite competition that provides one of AC Milan ko favorites the most exciting football karaar dia ja raha tha. Well ever seen on a yearly ba- the result did go their way sis. Last Wednesday ko in the end but not the way 2nd leg matches khele they had expected. Milan gaye thay of the round of ki body language se lag 16. First off it was the raha tha k wo is match ko Gunners against the Ros- easy le gaye hain. Lekin soneri. Arsenal ne unhein wo diaAC Milan is match mai log yaad karwa dia k kafi khush khush, uchalte ‘Picture abhi baqi hai mere koodtay a rahe the because dost’. of them winning the first leg by 4-0. Arsenal ki Match ke shuru se hi Arseteam ko kafi criticism ka nal ne opposition ki desamna karna para tha us fence par kafi pressure defeat ki waja se aur unho dala tha. Match start huay By Raja Danish Farhan

kuch hi minutes huay thay k Laurent Koscielny ne Arsenal ki taraf se goal ker dia. Lekin Milan k kaan pe joon tak na reengi. Wo phir bhi susti maaron ki tarha khelte rahe aur isi susti ka faida uthate huay Tomas Rosicky ne Arsenal ki taraf se aik aur goal ker dia. Milan ko phir bhi hosh na aya. Milan mein aik ajeeb si susti nazar aa rahi thi kiun k un k aik player ka naam tha ‘Mesbah’, naam hi kafi hai… Mesbah ne Chamberlain ko D mein gira dia aur Arsenal ko penalty mil gai jo Robin Van Persie ne expertly convert di. 1st half mai

Arsenal ne 3-0 ki lead le li. Lekin after playing such attacking football in the first half Arsenal ko second half mai ziada chances na mile. Sirf aik hi golden chance mila. Lekin jis bande ne Arsenal ko is poore season mein har mushkil se bachaya hai usi ne ye chance barbaad ker dia. 6 yard box k pas RVP ko simple tap in ka chance mila laikin unho ne over cleverness ka muzahira kiya aur keeper ko pass de dia. Milan won 4-3 on aggregate. Well tough luck for the arsenal boys but it was a game well played. Baki matches mai Benfica ne apni jaga quarter final mai bana li by beating Zenit Saint Petersberg. Post match conference mein Arsenal k manager Arsene Wenger ne phir se rondi marte huay jis jis pe ho sakta tha ilzam lagaya. Isay kehte hain naach na janay aangan terha!!! News Source: http://www.seattlepi.com/ Picture Source: www.seattlepi.com


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Water Day Campaign by Pleiades Pakistan Kon inkar kr skta hai pani ki ehmiyat se…??? Koi nahi na…Phir bhi ham paani ka hi sb se zyada be’jaa istemaal krtay hain…! Zara sochiye, Paani k bghair zindagi ho skti hai? Nahi naa… Ye tu aap ne aksar suna hoga k ab Duniya main Paani pe jang ho gi…ji haan…kyun k Zameen ka 3/4th hissa paani honay k ba wajud, duniya main Paani k zakhair taizi se kam ho rahy hain aur wajah saf zahir hai….POLLUTION! Saaf Paani Zindagi hai ye tu aap jantay hi hongay!

“Aalmi Yaum-e-Aab” declare kiya hai. Aalmi Din ho aur Pakistan pechay reh jaye, ye ho hi nai skta….isi liye Pakistan main FAO aur ERRA k elawa, aik Youth Volunteer organization; Pleiades Pakistan ne bhi is din ko aik Awareness Day k taur pe manany k liye kaam shuru kr diya hai. Jee haan, kaam ho krnay ka tu Youth kesay pechay reh skti hai. Isi silsilay main Peshawar University main Pleiades Volunteers ne Youth Promotion and Social Development Organization k zair-e-ehtamam World Water Day 2012 k Laikin kiya aap ye jantay hain k 22 March ko World Wa- hawalay se “Importance of Water” pe Seminar muna’qid ter Day manaya jata hai??? Ji han! UN ne 22 March ko

kiya aur na sirf ye bal k “No Litter – Clean Water Activity Week” bhi manaya. Aur janab Pora aik week laga k taqreeban 150 talba-o-talibat, aur asatiza (Students and teachers) ne University of Peshawar k chappay chappay ko saf kiya. Yaqeen nai aata? Tasweerain daikhain bhai, jb “Ustad aur shagird” dono mil k kora-karkat (litter) saf kr rahy thy.

Institute of Social Work, Sociology & Gender Studies k ta’awun se jis main taqreeban 100 se zyada talba o talibat k elawa asatiza nai shirkat ki. Is rally ko kuch private TV channels ne bhi cover kiya aur Pleiades Pakistan k member aur YPSDO k founder Yousaf Jabbar ne TV channel walon ko bataya k ye Peshawar hai…yahan bhi log achay kaam krtay hain…aur Pleiades Pakistan ki World Water Day 2012 ki campaign ka aghaz ham ne Safai ki is poray haftay ki muhim k baad, YPSDO, YDO yaheen se kiya hai. Isay kehtay hain “Jazba”. aur volunteers ne socha k university se bahar bhi sb ko ehsas dilaya jaye k Saaf paani k liye Safai kitni zarori Aray aray, yahan pe baat khatam nai hui, bal k janab, hai, is liye Peshawar main “Cleanliness Rally” nikali gai Pleiades Pakistan k Volunteers aur members aur bhi... Activities plan kar rahay hain; Swat aur Dir main YPSDO aur YDO k tawun se “Community Lectures” ka ehtamam kiya gaya aur muqami zabaan main maqami logon ko Saaf Paani ki ehmiyat k baray main bataya gya, Darya-e-Swat ko saf rakhnay ki request ki gaii aur ghair mahfooz paani se honay wali bemariyun k baray main bataya gya. Is k elawa; Sukkur main aur Shah Abdul Latif University Khairpur Mir’s main bhi aisi hi activities munaqid ki jayen gi Sukkur Education Foundation aur Scie nce F a cul t y of S.A.L.U Khairpur Mir’s k ta’awun se.

Islamabad main bhi Water & Woods Awareness Walk ka ehtamam kiya gaya hai 22 M a r c h 2 0 1 1 ko.Pleiades Pakistan k Facebook Fan Page pe “Water is Precious! Photography Contest” bhi shuru kiya gaya hai….tu janab, kiya aap shamil hona chahty hain in activities main, ya Photography contest main, tu foran se email kijye pleiadespakistan@gmail.com pe ya join krain facebook pe [facebook.com/ PleiadesCommun i t yS e r vi ce s ] aur shamil ho jain “Eco Guards” main…yani k “Maholiyat k Muhafizon” main….!!!

Dishca ISHQ LAA ILAAJ *Jane Eyre*

By Syed Ommer Amer Drama (daraama) noun

By Salar Jahangir

apni awam ko aur us kay cousins … haey Allah beechari ko bara marty hain L Anyways woh aik din mumani k agey bol parti hai aur ussy boarding school bhej dia jata hai. Kahani ki asal starting yahan sy hoti hai. Ye school hi uska ghar baar hota hai. 18 saal ki umer main woh is school ko as a teacher chorti hai aur aik larki ko governess k tor py prhany chali jati hai.

Ye kahani likhi hai bari fit bandi, aik minute I think bandy ny, haan… nai yaar bandi hai… nai bandaa hai. Charlotte Bronte tou bandi hi hai but ye novel tou kisi “Currer Bell” namee bandy ny likha tha :O khul gaya na munh, mera b khula tha. Ye bilkul authentic baat hai k ye novel kisi Currer Bell bandy ny likha tha. Ab aap mera mazaak u r r a r a h e y h a i n n a ? Thornfield main uska rehna wagaira sab bht mazy ka hota hai. Usko yahan bht acha Tension na lo shehzado tum log b theek keh lagta hay. Aur phr aik din Mr. Rochester ki rhy ho, likha ye Charlotte Bronte ny hi entry hoti hai. Uska malik, aik handsome hai :p hahaha py gai na pasoori :p yaroo ze- banda ooper sy bachelor aur soney py sohaga han py ziada zoor na doo, baat kuch yun hai full time shokeen banda :D ji ji… samajh k England main 1847 main Jane Eyre tau aa hi gaii hogi aap ko, itny b koony nai namee aik novel manzr-e-aam par aya aur hain aap ;) Jane madam ko ishq type kuch logon ny issy by-haad pasand b kiya. Woh hojata hai Mr. Rochester sy (love at first zamana-e-jahliat tha, England main uss sight ka no scene hai janab, bht fit andaaz waqt bandy tees mar khan baney phirty thy main author ny unki feelings wagaira ka aur aurtoon ki no importance L, tau Char- bataya hai.) aur Mr. Rochester ka haal tau lotte Bronte ny Currer Bell pen name ap- kuch ziada hi bura hojata hai ishq laa'ilaaj naya aur iss novel ko publish kara dia. Jab ki bemaari k baad.

logon ny pasand kia aur iss k charhcy aam hogaey tou Charlotte Bronte ny marii entry Masla ye dar-paish hota hai k Mr. Rochester aur sb writers k munh khuly k khuly reh ki already shadi hoi v hoti hai :O aur unki gaey. wife ussi ghr main hoti hai.. qaid… ooper wali manzil main :O aur ye baat shadi waly din pata lagti hai L aur Jane bhaag jati hai. Ye theen hamari mosanifa. Aur ab baat krty Phr Jane ka kisi ko kuch pata nai chalta but hain Jane Eyre novel ki ye kahani hai aik Jane ko buhat kuch pata chalta hai. Aik din yateem, aam si shakal-o-surat ki malik larki wo Mr. Rochester sy milny Thornfield jati ki, bht hi saada aur masoom (apni khirad ki hai, aur aur… Thronfield poora ka poora jala trahan nai ji, woh tou aik hi hai) jo apni mu- hoa hota hai :’( aur aik bandy sy us kay bary mani k sath rehti hai (after the death of her main poochti hai tou pata hai woh kya kehta parents). Mamoo ki death k baad uski mu- hai? Who kehta hai k… k… main LATE Mr. mani usko aesy treat krti hai jesy zardari Rochester k ghr kaam kia krta tha :O Jane

tou marney wali hojati hai, agey kya hota hai who aap khud parhain. :D Agr aapko romantic tragedy pasand hai tou aap bht duaaen dain gy mujhy aur agr nahi hai tou don’t bother reading, kyun k galian khany ka koi mood nahi mera. Wesy parh lain aik baar, bht achi likhi hai Charlotte ny, dialogues, plot, characters aur theme sub kuch bht hi nafees tareeky sy likha hai. P.S: Agr aap shuru k chapters baghair soey aur baghair akey parh lety hain tou I guarantee k aap ko ye novel interesting lgy ga. Pictures Sources: www.novelreaction.com www.basedonthebookdiscussiongroup.blogsp ot.com

Qawaaid ki roo se isko noun kehtay hain yani ke ye kisi banday ya bandi ko kehtay hain. Ab zara tafseelan bataon tou drama wo insane hota hay jo golian bohot fit karay, mun pay akheer jhoot aur wo bhi full confidence se. Example aisay lay lain ke teacher student se poochay ke kaam kyun nahi kiya and student Meera ji ke accent mei bolay ke miss you know meri tabyat jo hay na wo bari ill

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Baqia: Waderni apnay ghar ki Agay ye hua k jo DSP un thapparon k waqt wahan mojood khare tamasha dekh rahe thay un ko Tuesday ko IG Sindh ne suspend ker dia. Usi din Waheeda Shah ko Election Comission of Pakistan (ECP) ne apne darbaar mein talab ker lia. But again, sab kiun bhool jate hain k wo aik waderni hain??? Unho ne attitude dikhaya aur kaha k bhar mein jaye ECP.

Main nahi ja rahi un k paas.

heeda Shah ne apne in adventures k liye maafi mangi. Khair ye case abhi chal raha hai aur dekhte hain k Supreme Court Waheeda Shah k sath kia salook karta hai.

ECP ne kaha ‘enough is enough’ aur phir us ne aik historic faisla de ker poore mulk ko khush ker dia. ECP ne faisla kiya k PPP ki candidate Waheeda Shah ko elections se 2 years k liye disqualify kiya jaye. Aur to aur jo election unhon ne jeeta tha wo bhi ECP ne dustbin mein phenk dia.

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Bachu ab easy nai lena hamain, haan! By Raja Danish Farhan

nateja hai(har koi hamari tarhan FB freak nahi Mai 4 saal ka tha, tab khabar hota :P ). Or pta hy this missle aai ke Pakistan ne nuclear is going to really increase our missle fire kia hai,mai 8 saal defensive capabilities. ka tha phir khabar aai ke Pakistan ne aik aur nuclear “Hatf-2” 180 km ki range ka missle fire kia hai,aur ab mai missle hai and it a nuclear as 18 saal ka hon,aur mai khushi well as a conventional warse btata hon ke Pakistan ne head. Dekhna ab maza chakaik aur nuclear missle fire kia hain ge ham apne parosio ko. hai. Ye test part hai validation ke process ka of land based balth Pakistan ne 5 March 2012, listic missile system aur ye ko successfully aik wehshi warhead Pakistan ko operakisam ka nuclear capable, tional level capabilities proshort range surface to surface vide karta hai. Missile ka test missile test fire kia. Ye missile Pakistan army ke top brass ne hamare engineers aur scienwitness kia tha namely directists ki anthak mehnat ka

tor general Strategic Planning Division, Lt. Gen. (retd) Khalid Kidwai and Commander Strategic Force Command Lt Gen Tariq Nadeem Gilani. Zahir si bat hy ab ham logon ko thori koi lift krata hy. Sab protocol in logon ko hi milta hy :/

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So for all our enemies, ham se pange is not changa q k hamare paas hen aisi technologies k ap ki bolti hi band ho jani hy. Is lye zara soch samaj k panga lia kro hamare sath warna pta hy na phir Kher, Is mauqe par President h a m a r a ? of Pakistan Asif Ali Zardari Yad hy na phir 65 ki war? aur Prime Minister of Paki- Yad hy? Good. Shabash! :D stan Yousaf Raza Gilani ne sab ko congratulate kia. These News Source: The Nation kinds of tests have been routinely carried out since 1998. Source: Mamla thora sa nazuk tha P i c t u r e therefore the site of the test www.indiawires.com

Baqia: Nawa Kaanaama isi lie matter ka proportion anti matter se kaafi zada ha. Scientist ka nya karnama ye he k unho ne anti matter ko isolate kr k captur kr lia he yaani k ek kaal kothri me bnd kr dia he (ab une kon btaye k divid n ruin ka game to darpok log I kia krte hain!!!) CERN- Geneva me sciens danoon ne nya teer ye mara he k anti hydrogen atomz ko qaid kr k us pe microwaves choor di (vese I jese gaaon me wadere nai apne dushmanon pe doggiez chor dete

hain…) magr itniiii energy ki waja se ya atom qaid se farar ho gya…jis se un ki kaafi saari propertiez ka pta lga he…is experiment ko scienx daanon ne“antiatomic fingerprint” k naaam dia he! Lo kar lo gal!

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Fashion ka hay ye jalwa... By Salar Jahangir Ji janb… India main aik fashion show hova tha poory panch din ka :O wo bhi tub jb Anna Hazare corruption ko mokany ki dhor main lagy vy thy… poory 87 designers ny participate kiya… Anna Hazare ny sarak py jalwy bakhairy aur fashion industry ny ramp py… ary nai yar… etni bay-his qoam b nai hai, wahan kafi loog esy thy jinhoon ny Gandhi ki topi pehn rakhi thi jis py Ana Hazare ki tasver chapi v thi. Dykh loo aik fashion show main b wo log apny motives nai bholy. Peechly saal yani 2011 fashion designers k liya kuch chaanga ni sabit hova. Beechary rro rythy k iss bar maal nai bika… :D of course Sabyasachi Mukherjee, Nachiket Barve, Manish Malhotra aur aik doo designers ki tau chaangi pali sale hoi. Many

jany designers jo thery. Kuch designers jysy Narendra Kumar, J.J. Valaya e.t.c ny tau fashion show sy kalti mar lii lykin bakion ny eesi filmi entry marii k kiya baton… lykin masla yeah tha k pata chal ra tha k kon sa design kis ka hai… koi naya paan hi nai tha… eesa lag ra tha jysy designers apni creativity khoo bythy hoon… Rina Dhaka poory 2 saal baad dobara apny kaam k sath dykheen gaeen thi… magar unky kaam main koi maza nai tha.. kiun k wahii porany cuts aur wahi poorany raang… koi naya paan hi nai tha… Valaya k sath b yeah he scene tha… Rohit bal ki perfection ny iss bar usky kapry kably-e- kiya kehty hai? Pata ani… yeah keh sakty hain k pehny k kabil thy iss barr.. ;) Sabyaschi ny tau anni macha de.. neky tau ly k

wadian taak … ksi ko nai baksha.. sary khandan k kapry design kr choory iss ny… kieay tau kafi logon ny thy magar… Sabyaschi ki tau baat hi kuch aur hai… sb sy mazy ka section tha Gen Next waloon ka… hr baar kuch aant he macha k jaty hian yeah log… Yeah tau thy designers… lykin aab ma fav section… :D modelss… :D ramp py modeling krtii nazar aaen Dharmindr ki dharma pattni… (bettr half), Hema Malini aur unki betti Esha Deol…. Neha Dhupia b thi aur Arjun Rampal b thaa… aur bebo ko koi kysy bhol jaey.. usny tau show ki akhri performance dee thi… And FINALLY the show was overrr… :D News Source: DAWN Picture Source: feminamissindia.indiatimes.com

Yar Ye Check Kar ! By Sadiya Akhtar

Sari umar jo mureed raha, woh kya jiya! Saari umar jo parhta hi chala gaya, parhaney wala na ban saka, usny kya munh dikhana hay Rab ko! Kaccha na reh pakka ho ja. (An excerpt from Man-chaly ka soda) Mureed boley tou, aesa banda/bandi jo kisi sufi, baba ji, kisi naik ya barey aadmi ko manta ho, unki baton par amal karta ho. Insaan agr chahey tou bachpan sey ly kar sarey daant toot janey tak parhta aur seekhta hi rahey, koi masla hi nahi hay. Lekin yeh parhna aesa ho kay agey dosron ko kuch sikha na sako tou phir iska kya faida. Ye tou aesy hi hoa na kay sari umar koi feeder peeta rahey. Bas apney iss feeder kay sath sath dosron ko bhi feeder pilana seekh jao tou sab set hay.

Snowfall Festival: That is SOo CooOl By Zunaira Afzal Kabhi kabhi mai sochti hu k kaash Lahore mei bhi mountains hty aur hum hiking krty aur sketting kerty aur baraf k goly bana bana k ik dosry ko marty per kia krain yaar..mai tou sarr e gaye jab mene dekha k Swat mei ik festival ik hafty se shuru huwa huwa hay aur us mai Local aur foreign tourists Malam Jabba, Swat mai enjoy krny gye huwy hain. Winter tourism on hay jab k logo k exams yhaan on hain. durr fity mo :/ The festival features attrac-

tions like Demo Skiing by Skiers, fun visits to Ski areas, live musical evenings, aur buhat se dosry ,azy mazy k khail jesy goly bna k khana wagaira wagairs :D Hayeeee.......Kinna maza ata agr hum whaan jaty :( Right To Play, an international development and humanitarian organization has organized the festival in collaboration with Pakistan Army jo k March 10 tak jari rahy ga. Army walo se bnda pochy k Lahore Karachi mei b koi sea ya river festival shuru kar dety tou kia ho jata :/ Chalo enjoy kero sab tourists aur

hum sarty hain Lahore ki mai :D garmi mai aur Karachi ki Malam Jabba skiing resort nami mai. :(( was demolished by the insurAccording to the organizers, gents in 2008. Skiing and the theme behind the festival winter tourism had been the was to revive the tradition of main source of employment in celebrating winter and snow the area which was crippled. fall with tourism festival that “When the area declared safe was fading during the last for tourism by the Army, the few years after security situainitiative for holding such tion in the area of Swat. festival was taken to invite Banda pochy Lahore k the local and foreign tourists khanoon k traditions ka kabi and revive the resort,” said hayal aya ni, na Multan ki the organizers. garmi celebrate krny ka, aur na Karachi mei kabi Beach News Source: DAWN festival huwa hay :/ Dekh lo Picture Source: tm saab kitni jealous ho gye www.dawn.com


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Bhittai thay Women’s Rights champion!

Shashcatoon By Ahmed Hassan

By Azka Zafar Rana “I have survived with the hope that one day the prison walls around me will crumble and I shall again be free.” (Umer Marvi, Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai) 8th March, woh din jab hum Wajood-eZan (females) ko tribute dety hain! Jo Iqbal kay mutabiq tasweer-e-kaa’enaat main rang laai. Saal main aik dafa hum jigra nikaal hi letay hain kuch talk shows aur events organize kraney ka, us hasti kay naam jo saal kay baqi 355 din maa, beti, bivi, behan ya kisi bhi roop main apnay khoon-e-dil sey apnay pyaron ki rahein seenchti rehti hai. Hum maantey hain kay ‘har kamyab mard k peechay aik aurat ka haath hota hai’ and we agree with Shakespeare in believing that ‘Frailty, thy name is women’, either way we cannot survive, let alone progress, in any aspect of life, without having women by our side. To respect that very fact and to draw inspiration from the saint of the land of Sindh, Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai, women’s day ki sham Karachi main aik seminar arrange kia gaya, jiska title ‘Shah Latif and Rights of Women’ tha. Famous writer, Prof Dr Sahar Imdad ney kaha k khawateen ko uss zamanay mai ab say bhi zyada kamzoor samjha jata tha lekin Bhittai ney apni poetry main women ko sahi sey represent kia, unki strong and determined side portray ki. Bhittai ki Seven Queens of Sindh, loyalty, courage, love, strength and sincerity ka aik aala model hain. Sohni ka qissa ho, Sassi ya Marvi ka, jis determination aur bahaduri sey vo qaim raheen for something they believed in, woh hum sb k leye aik misaal hay. She also said k aurat ki taaleem ma’ashray ki tarakki k leye bohat zaruri hai which can bring an actual change in the social status of common man.

Karamat Ali ney kaha k Pakistan aur India mai khawaateen ki ratio gradually kam horahi hai. Pakistan mai iski waja low standard of living aur inaccess to health and other basic needs of life hai. Hamein Bhittai ki tehreek ko jaari rakhna chaheye aur apni kamzoor khawateen mai taqat aur himmat ki bunyaad daalni chaheye takey they could be hopeful and bring out their best to contribute towards the society. Jaanay pehchanay Communist Leader ki jaani pehchani bewa, Hamida Ghanghro ney kaha kay aaj aurat hi aurat ki dushman hay, hum khud aik dusray ki jarein kaatnay main masroof hain. Hamain apni khawateen ki qurbaanion ko yaad rakhtay huey unkay khilaf zulm-o-sitam ki har koshish ko nakaam bana dena chaheye. Sindhi poet Imdad Hussaini aur Dr Kamal Jamro of the Federal Urdu University of Arts, Science and Technology ney kaha k bhittai ki poetry mai aurat ko samjha aur saraaha gya hay. Marvi, Momal, Sassui, Noori, Sohni and Laila in sbki daastano main aurat ki personality kay un mazboot aur laa-zawal pehluon ko ujagar kia gya hai jo sadion k kahin chup gaey thay. Hamen aaj ka din Shah Jo Risaalo (Compilation of Shah Abdul Latif Bhittai) ki tamam heroic queens ko dedicate krna chaheye jo aaj bhi hamarey ird gird kisi naiki ki surat mai moajood hain, bas pehchan’nay ki dair hai. Aur hum mazeed dair nahi kr saktay! News Source: DAWN Pictures Sources: www.pakistantoday.com.pk www.dawn.com

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Our mysterious memory!

Why we forget? Zara sochiye exam ki tension, teacher ka hai, 20 min….. Aur ap pareshan k kese apne friend sey who aik sawaaal Jo Aapne bilkul thek se yaad kia tha par wohi question (date or fact) ap ko yaad ajata hai …. Kabhi in our routine life we often forget the most important but actually forgetting kiya aur kyun hai is k bare main bohut se theorist ney different theories paish ki hain .

gussa aur unka bar bar yeh kehna k ab sirf 30 mins help li jaye jb ap ki teacher ap k sir pe khari hai. Aur ab sb bhoool chukee but exactly paper dene k baad socha k aisa kese possible hai? not only in exams but things like forgetting names, information and dates

Hermann Ebbinghaus, was the first person to conduct scientific research on forgetting. Unhon ney experiment sey yeh prove kia k most of the forgetting occurs very rapidly after learning something. Well here are some basic theories regarding forgetting. Ineffective encoding: sometimes forgetting appears to be forgetting but actually it may never have been inserted into memory at the first place. So, Uss information ko ap kese bhool sakte hain jo ap ne kabhi yaad hi nhi ki ho? It’s also called Pseudoforgetting (so called forgetting) it is usually due to lack of attention. Ab jese aksar you ask names and forget , ap ney naam pucha toh sahi par dhayaan se suuna nhi aur ager suna nhi to how is it going to be stored in the memory register? Motivated forgetting: this theory was presented by non other than Mr. Sigmund Freud. Jee wohi Freud jin k ajeeb o ghareeb khayalat about human nature sun k us time k psychologists itna blush karte the k bas. Anyways, Freud kehte hai k jb hmari zindagi k aise moments jo embarrassing ya unpleasant hon that we don’t really like to recollect, hm unhe intentionally bhoolne ki koshish karte hai. Aur aisa pretend karte hai k hmein to woh yaad hi nhi. Decay: Consider our memory registers as a huge store, which is filled with too many thoughts, ideas, information, events, pictures and all. but its not necessary k her cheez jo hmere brain me store hai, hmare bohut kaam ki ho .Aur isi waja sey our efficient minds waqt k sath un information, events ko jo hmare memory regesters me stored hai but useless information hai (useless in a sense k unhe recollect ya revise nahi kia jaraha) to DECAY kardia ja ta hai. Retrieval Failure:”Yar woh kia word tha? Nhi mujhe bilkul thek yaad tha Mmmmm” kabhi aisa bhi ho jata hai in which forgetting information feels like it’s just out of reach. It occurs when there is a mismatch between retrieval cues (cues which headed in the right direction where actual memory is stored) and the encoding of the information you are searching for. Tulving and Thomeson (1973), kehte hain “ A good retrieval cue is consistent with the original encoding of the information to be recalled “ Interference: Is forgetting ko in term of Interference hi consider karen. imagine ap ne pehle psychology parhi phr economics ab either psychology interferes with economics or economics interfere with psychology phr hum kehte hai k “Yaar parha to tha par ab sb mix horha hai.” There are two types of interference retroactive (new information interferes with previous learned one) and proactive (previously learned information interfere with new information). Remember: forgetting ka bohut gehra talluk hai Time, Attention and Retrieval k sath. Ager ap chahtey hain k kuch batain ap bilkul na bhule to keep revising things, test you’re minds k kitna chalta hai, specially ager date, facts and names ki baat ho to prefer taking notes or write it down on notebooks, hand, paper, wall or anywhere aik baar long-term-memory tak pohanch gayi toh to some extent forgetting se bach sakte hai.

By Rafia Khan

Get ready for another war in the Middle East

Hopefully ap sb ne suna hoga k Iran ko attacks ki threats mil rahi hen from Israel. Lekin international system me koi serious discussions carry out nahin ho rae is k bare me. Jese k mene last edition k column me mention kia tha k Middle East me bohat si or wars hoi hen, majorly, Gulf War 1 and 2, Iran-Iraq War, 6 Days War and many others, tu there can be clearly seen that another full fledge war is showing its bad omens. Is se pehle k ham path set out kren ek or Middle East War k lye, Lets keep in mind some facts. Firstly, Iran k pas koi nuclear weapons nahin hen, and there can be seen an ambiguity as to whether it has decided to make them. President Obama ne recently ek speech me iran k nuclear programs k baray me kafi kuch kaha plus hye bhi k wo Israel ko fully support kren ge if there goes a war between Israel and Iran. Ok lets build up a scenerio. What if Iran manages to develop a couple of crude nukes in several years? Oh by the way Nukes is another political term jis ka matlab b nuclear weapon ya nuclear power hota hy. President Obama ne recently ek speech me iran k khilaf kafi kuch kaha. kehte hen k agar Iran ne nuclear capabilities agar attain krlin tu Middle East me arms race start ho jae gi. But here we can observe just a similar case. Take North korea. Os k pas b Nuclear Powers hen. Lekin os k nuclear hone se os k immediate neighbours(South Korae and Japan) ko koi threat nae hoi. We can take into notice another case here. Israel is nuclear capable lekin that didnt lead neigbours like Saudi Arabia and Egypt to go nuclear. Obama ye b keh chukay hen k Nuclear Iran ek bohat bari problem hoga work k lye jese k Pakistan or India hen as both have Nuclear Weapons. Lekin rationally dekho tu you’ll realize k Nuclear Weapons attain krne se pehle Pakistan and India went to War THREE times in 30 years whereas jb they became nuclear capable tab se they are refraining to have a war for the last 40 years.. Is case ko analyze kro to ye pta chalta hy k Nuclear Capabilities k hone se countries are moving towards stabilization rather than the destabilization as Obama mentioned. Obama further said k Iran k weapons terrorists k hath b lag skte hen. Dimag istemal kro yar.. Jo country pichle kayi decades se nuclear program pursue krne ki koshish kr raha ho kia wo apni efforts ka phal faarigh qisam k militant groups ko dega? Over the years, ye bat evident ho chuki hy k Iran is a rational Actor. Now the question is k rational actor kia hota hy.. Rational Actor is basically someone who is concerned about his survival, prosperity or strength and is making calculations on the basis of these concerns. The ones jo ksi b issue k costs and benefits calculate krte hen. . Once i was going through the old archives of Iranian Official jo k probably 5 6 saal puranaay thay, that person’s name skipped out of my mind, but what he said was k Iran nuclear weapons program pursue nahin kr rha, we are just pursuing the nuclear program, which can be used in many productive activities. Lekin what if ham pursue krlen nuclear weapon program. It won’t be irrational. Look at our neighborhood. Russia has nukes. India has nukes. Pakistan has nukes. China has nukes. And Israel has nukes. Iran k ek taraf United States k 100,000 troops hen Iraq me. Dosri taraf US k 100,00 troops Afghanistan me hen. President George W. Bush ne commit kia hy k ab wo Iran ki regime khatam kre ga. Tu kia aisi crucial situation me isnt it Rational to go for being nuclear? Infact, entire world community knows that Iran is calculating the costs of all these pressures or ye b possible hy k wo apni policies b amend kre near future me. Lekin sawaal ye paida hota hy kia US or Israel are ready to bear the consequences of war, q k is war se they will just have limited and temporary benefits.

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2012 mei waqai world end ho gi kia?

Yeh lo Bhaiyon aur behenon. Ek aur shashcay waala fact sun lo. Log 2012 (film) dekh ker pagal hogaye. Logon ko laga ke 2012 mein qayamat aayegi. 21st December iss duniya kaa aakhri din hoga. Bachon ko laga ke unhon ne apni saari zindagi school aur colleges mein waste kardi. Almost sab logon ne yeh socha ke kisi ne Mayan calender mein predict kiya tha ke 2012 mein qayamat aayegi. Aur, isi waja se sab log pagal hogaye. Lekin, jin logon ne bataya ke Mayan calender mein qayamat waala din likha hua hai, woh hi bare zaalim nikle. Sahi baat bataoon to esi koi prediction ki hee nahin gayi thi. 2 ya 3 din pehle jo bhi facts se related pages hein, unhon ne post karna shuroo kardiya ke yeh sab jhoot hai. Logon ne poocha ke bhai proof do. Pages ke owners ne scientists kaa naam liya. Aur sab ke face pe ek achi si smile aagayi. Ya Allah, iss baat ko sach hi rehne dena. Chalo sab, mere saath ameen kaho ab. Ameen! :P

The only hope...

By Hijab Minahil Bhai yahan tha agle din Women’s Day ka function. Aur us se kuch arsa pehle hua koi Rights ki celebration me din. Cchuti thi. -_-. Anyways, us din mere sb Spanish friends waghera k status updates pe ana shuru ho gaey is trhan k sentences: “Yayy! Rights for all!” “(Translated) Hum ne women ko rights de k dunya hi badal di.”

Hm, aur ye b k Eastern countries me aur Middle East waghera me women ko daba k rkha jata he. Bht programs chale TV pe. Me ne nhi dekhe lekin. So, let’s think. Agr ap logon ko 1970 me rights mile the, to hum to phir bht ancient log hue. Hum logon ko to 1400 saal pehle mil gay the rights. Farak sirf itna hai k hum log us ki publicity ese nhi kr ske jese k ap log. Hm. Aur ye b k hum log choonke apne ap ko Badsha smjhte hen, um rules follow nhi krte. Humare paas ek set code of life he, lekin hum log us ko follow krne k rawadar nhi. Hum logon ka hisaab wo hota jaraha he jesa k Bani Israel ka, “Jannat me to hum ne hi jana he. Chahe jo marzi kr lo.” O.O Asal me scene ye he k taali kabhi b ek hath se nhi bjti. Ji. Jese East k khyalat hen West k barey me, wesa hi haal West ka East k liye he. Baat drasal ye he k ek esi entity he is dunya me jo misunderstanding create krti he. Mujhe nhi pta k wo kon he. Bas ye pta he k wo he. Jesa k me keh rhi thi about women rights. Meri Spainsh teacher ne hme btaya tha ek dfa k 1970s se pehle shaed—ya 1940—who cares, jb tk koi “Franco” name bnda tha, women in Spain—well, the whole of Eurpoe, did not have any right at all. Women apni marzi se shadi nhi kr skti thin. Women apne husbands k bgher ghar se bahir nhi nikal skti thin. Women apne husband ki marzi k bgher property nhi kharid skti thin. Un k paas voting ka right nhi tha. Women could not work. Aur bht kuch jo k ab mujhe ab yaad to nhi he lekin mujhe mere expressions yaad hen. I was shocked. Literally. Mera mu khulle ka khulla tha. Hm, let’s think. Ab ye in ki second generation he jis me women azadi se reh skti hen. Um, about the Eastern countries, the Muslim ones especially, jin ko rajj k defame aur badnaam kia jata he, we got these rights about 1,400 years ago. I don’t think I need to mention all the point of the Last Sermon of the Holy Prophet(P.B.U.H) here. Ap log ko ab tk ratt jana chahye tha. Nalaik kahin k. Humare paas ek perfect set of rules he. Lekin hum log abhi tk is ko follow nhi kr ske. Hum log society k jaal se hi nhi nikal pa rhe. Women ko rights dete hue hm log sochte hen k log kia kahen ge. o.O. Aala he. Ap ki soch k liye taalian. Me ne kuch din pehle ek lecture suna tha kisi scholar ka, jis me “Rights of Wife” the. Um, hm Pakistanio ka scene ye he k hum hen basically jahil hi. Youth isi liye uth rhi he kiun k hmare elders ne jo kia wo to hm ne dekh hi lia. Kia kia? Kuch b nhi kia. Women ko rights nhi diye, halanke un k pas rights hen. Is trha kai lives destroy kin. Mulk ka wo haal ho gya k………. Education me men and women, both have the same rights. LEKIN. Beti ko bheja jata he Government k Urdu medium school me, jb k beta prh rha hota he Army school me. Not all do this, but the majority. Huh. Awesome. Ccha gay. Taalian. Ab ye thori si examples hen. I hope we learn. The youth is our only hope to stop this badnaami of muft and tell that we are not barbarians.


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By Vajeesh Partab Dhanja

shirkat ki. Taqreeb ma maujood afrad ka kehna tha k Jis tarah holi main khailty Holi jisy Rangoon ka tehwar b kaha jata huwa sab hi rang mil jaty hain isi tarha hai, har sal winters k end py celeberate hamain bhi apni tamam ranjeshoon ko kya jata hai. Is saal Hindu bradri ny bhula kr mil jul k rehna cahehya. Holi ka tehwar March 8 ko excitedly main celebrate kya. Hindu bradri ka Holi k roz Pakistan ki salamati k lya man’na hai k Holi un main sabar or esh- bharpoor duaeen mangi gaeen. Or is k war par bharose krny or society main sath sath Sat Gauru Naval Foundation peace maintain rakhny ka message daita ny hindu baradri ki janib sy Hindu culhai. Karachi k aik private idary Sat ture ki prevention k lya media or governGuru Naval Foundation main Holi ki aik ment ki jany wali efforts ko kafi saraha. tarqreeb b arrange ki gae. Jis main bari tadad main khawateen or hazrat ny Aur yun celebrate hui Holi in Pakistan!

Battle of Talent O.o

Spain ka Women’s Day By Hijab Minahil Jesa k aap sb ko pta hi hoga, especially mard hazraat ko, k 8th March ko hota he International Women’s Day. Lehaza Idhar mere sheher Logroño (northern city of Spain) me b arrange hue is silsile me ek do programs. Gai to me ek me thi. Is liye lijiye us ka ehwaal. To bhai ye function hua Espolón me, jo k he ek intehai important jagah Logroño me. Yahan immigrant associations k log b aye hue the. Aur mehmaan-e-khususi the La Rioja province k President, Pedro Sanz Alonso, aur Logroño ki mayor, Cuca Gamarra. In log k sath in k aur b assembly members thy. Anyways, is function me chaar housewives ne speeches kin. Jin me unho ne kaha k abhi picture baaki he dost. Yani k abhi b poori trha women ko unke rights nhi mile. Abhi tk sirf 90% bachion ko school bheja jata he. Abhi b women ki salary men ki nisbat kam he. In speeches me ye b kaha gya k women ko exploit kia jata hai, both monetarily aur sexually. Is pr abhi bht kaam krna baki he.

Unho ne kaha k aaj se kuch arsa pehle tk women ki muashre me koi jagah nhi thi, lekin ab women k paas rights hain, aur ab wo mardon k shana (it’s not the brand, it’s an Urdu word -_-) bashana khari ho skti hen. Ab sb barabar hen. Ab sb k liye rules b barabar hen. Ab women bila khauf o khatar gharon se nikal skti hen. Ab women aram se kaam pe b ja skti hen. Un k bus ka ticket b aadmion jitna hota he—ye me apni speech me zrur kehti. O.O :| Is function me ek aur acchi baat ye thi k sab time pe aye—including the Chief Guests. Ji haan. Aur ye b k is function me politicians ki chun chun sun’ne ki bjae aam khawateen ko apne khayalat ka izhaar krne ka moqa dia gya, jo k ek acchi baat he hum Pakistanion k seekhne k liye. Lekin ek baat me yahan zrur mention krna chahun gi k Spain me—balke purey Europe me 1970s tk women k pas bilkul b koi rights nhi the. Wo k alag kahani he. Chalo ab to mil gay na rights? Good. Ab mojen maaro. Happy Women’s Day. Rights for all.

By Kanaan Asif

National RoboSPRINT 2012 By Umar Farooq “ROBOSPRINT” samajh araha hai k kya likha hai? Nahi? Ary bhai this word is a combination Robotic and Sprint. Or yay refer karta hai aik robotics competition ko, jo k Center for Advanced Studies in Engineering (CASE) arrange karwata hai. Is competition ka maqsad undergraduate robotics field k students main apni field k lya passion or devotion paida karna hai. ROBOSPRINT ka initiative 2009 main CASE Robotics Group (CRG) ny lya. CRG ny apny start sy ly kar aj tak Robotics field sy wabasta students k lya by panah khidmat sar anjam de hain magar group k organizers ka kehna hai k phir bhi yay steps kafi nhi hain. Abhi hamain is field main Pakistan ka nam paida karny k lya or b boht kuch karna hai. RoboSprint 2012, Pakistan ki tamam universities sy taluq rakhny walay robotics k students k lya aik golden opportunity provide kar raha hai. Is saal tou CASE walay aik National Student Coordination Program b launch kar rhay hain. Is program k launch hony sy yay competition mehaz aik

competition he nhi rather aik educational campaign b bun jay ga. CASE walay is bat ko ensure kr rahay hain k puray Pakistan sy participate karny wali teams ko modern technological skills provide ke jaeen. “All the participating teams can gain from the expertise of CASE Robotics Group (CRG) by NSCP & Special Robotics Seminars developed exclusively by the Organizing Committee of RoboSprint 2012. We on behalf of CASE & CRG wish the very best of luck to all who wish to be a part of this exciting experience“, yay kehna hai, President CRG Umer Farooq ka. Competition main participation k lya Islamabad, Lahore, Mianwali, Taxila or Karachi bhar sy kae universities k students invite kya gay hain. Let’s hope k yay competition Pakistan main Robotics k future ko mazeed bright karny main kafi helpful sabit ho. Good luck to all the participants. :) Wanna join more than 60 teams who have registered for the event? What are you waiting for mann! Check karo zara! Website:

http://www.case.edu.pk/

Han Ji! To Pyare Bhaiyo Aur Un ki Behno! Haazir hoon Quetta, Pakistan se youth ki k h a b a r l e k a r . Ab bhai mere baat aisi hai ke Quetta k kuch chanchal shokh jawaano, entertainment ke diwano aur mohabat ke afsaano ne socha ke yaar ithay itni boriyat ho rahi hai, kya kar e i n Mein ne jawab dia ke chalo Dance karein aur w a q a y i : Y E S S S S 19th Feb ko Quetta Brains Academy Mein Youth Infinity ki Jaanib se “BATTLE OF TALENT” ka aik shandaar event munaqid hua jahan Quetta ki youth ne aa kar apne la jawaab talent ka muzahira kia You know what, program mushtamil tha Singing, Dancing, DJ Hunt, Modelling, Sketching, Speeches, Painting, Drama aur Essay Writing par. Inna kuch aik sath! Hai na phir Shashca! Program mein Taqriban 10 se 70 Saal tak ke Khoobru Nojawano aur Haseenao ko dekhe jane ka inkashaaf hua h a i . . Ab Sub se SHASHCA baat kyat hai?? Woh yeh thi Janaab ke Aap ka aur mera SHASHCA is event ka Official Media Partner tha aur SHASHCA ko represent karne wale tamaam participants ko mila 20% Disc o u n t : T a l i y a a a n n n n n ! Program mein Judges ke faraaiz FM 101 ke Producer Shams Shehzad aur PTV Quetta Centre ke producer Janaab Bukhari Sahab ne Sar Anjaam diye. Lihaza Agar koi Banda Results se khush nahin aur apne dil ki bharaas nikalna chahe to in hazraat se raabta karein. Mein bhi inko usi din se d h o o n d r a h a h o n . . Ab gal yeh hai ke Phase I mein bohat se Log Select ho kar Phase II ke liye qualify kar chuke hain. Phase II is month, yani March, ke end mein hoga aur jab hoga to aap ka bhai aap ke liye is event se laaye ga mazeed k h a b r a i n . Jo Jeete unko meri taraf se Mubarak. Jo na jeet paye to “WHO MANZIL HI BAD NASEEB THI JO HUMEIN PA NA SAKI” :P

Takhreebkaari! By FD. Sheikh G tou friends, hum ny apny past issues main ap ko har variety ki takhreeb qari sunaee. Aya medan ho studies ka, talent hunt ka, sports ka ya entertainment ka; Pakistaniyoon ny jo medan mary un ka jeeta jagta sabot hum ny ap k samny la rakha! Yad hai na? Bhool tou nhi ga’ay? :D Agar bhool ga’ay ya phir pichlay issues nhi daikhay tou don’t worry mara! Yay ap k samny he tou old issues ka link hai, abi daikh lo apny Pakistani friends k karnamay Takhreebqari section main! :D :) Anyhow, let’s come towards the point! Main kafi dair sy soch ra tha k aik field esi hai jahan mujhy abi tak koi TakhreebQari nhi mil saki thee kis Pakistani ki. Or wo phir tabhi wo field main ap logoon sy chupa’ay huwa tha :D :p So aj us mysterious field ko

b reveal kar he doon. Coz us main b mujhy Pakistani ka Karnama mil gya! And I feel extremely elated! Chah gae hain yar Miss Samrah Tariq tou! Seriously! Yar, you know what! (how would you know, unless I tell you! Eh! :P ) Samra ny CIE Exams 2011 in Art main world record bana dala hai! Maaannn, Happy Home School, Karachi main parhnay wali Samra is the only student from Pakistan to have set benchmarks of accomplishments and achieved CIE Outstanding Achievers Awards this year. O.o Btw CIE ka pata hai na? :/ Nhi pata tou google karo! Yay tumhari saza hai. :@ Had hai yar! Tumhain CIE ka he nhi pata! :/ phir tou is Takhreebqari ko parh k b koi khas herani nhi hoe hoge tumhain :D :p

Acha choro, you know what Samra says about her achievement? Check karo… “"It was the best moment of my life to hear my principal breaking the news of my achievement. The only feelings I had were of awe and happiness. My inspirations are my art teacher and my mother who showed faith in my work and skills." So folks, Arts main bhe chah ga’ay na hum Pakistani! :) Chaloo phir koi nae takreebqari dhoondny do…koi nae field…jis ko daikh k ap sub b motivate ho sako! Or chak do phattay! :D till then Allah Hafiz. ;)


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