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Your Committee. Chairman: Ron Powell

Deputy Chair: Roy Pyle

Treasurer: Annette Efford Tuition Manager: DouglasTurner Minutes Secretary:. Mavis Throll

Membership Manager: Christine Britain

Communications: Richard Palmer Social Manager: Jack McCulloch Jim Air

Ray Pollock

The Computer Swallowed Grandma! The computer swallowed Grandma. Yes, honestly, it's true! She pressed 'control’ and ‘enter’ And disappeared from view. It devoured her completely, The thought just makes me squirm. She must have caught a virus Or been eaten by a worm. I've searched through the recycle bin And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet, But nothing did I find. In desperation, I asked Jeeves My searches to refine. The reply from him was negative, Not a thing was found 'online.' So, if inside your 'Inbox' My Grandma you should see, Please! 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' her And send her back to me.

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas and Grandpas who have been fearless and learned to use a computer. They are the greatest!

COMPUTER HELP Hi, I’m Ian Bonallack and I’ve had years of experience with computers, a lot of it with seniors. I can help you if your computer won’t start (or stop) or if you’ve had your grandchildren there and they’ve changed everything around, or you think the computer has a virus. I can make sure that the computer is set up properly to do the jobs that you want it to do and works the best that it can. I charge a special rate for senior members of $50.00/hr - less if you have special circumstances. Phone 479 6771 or 027 271 9642 ianbon@xtra.co.nz 6


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