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May 2011 Catalog

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Smart. Clean. Carbonated.

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Pen Features • Sleek, Modern, with High-Quality Components

• Long-life Tip

• Jumbo Ink Supply - The Ink Cartridge Fills The Entire Pen Barrel

• Manufactured in Switzerland • A portion of each sale will go to environmental causes- Seltzer supports Earthjustice, which defends the rights of the environment.

• Writes 1.7 Meters a Day for 7 Years

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PEN-001 Glasses

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PEN-002 Punctuation

PEN-003 Swirl

PEN-004 PEN-005 Skull Coffee Bee Blossom

PEN-006 Plume

PEN-007 Lightning

PEN-008 Sword

PEN-009 Fork

PEN-010 Ice Cream

PEN-011 Owl

PEN-012 Mustache

PEN-014 Whale

PEN-015 Ciao

PEN-016 Note To Self


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Snail mail. (I would’ve texted but my thumbs were sore.)

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Chocolate is the answer. (The question is pretty much irrelevant.)

If you can’t fix it with duct tape or a martini it ain’t worth fixing.

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SS-001 donkey

SS-002 snails

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SS-001-DONKEY

This calls for a Bloody Mary.

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SS-003 chocolat

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SS-004 martini

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SS-002-SNAILS

SS-003-CHOCOLAT

SS-004-MARTINI

The world is your oyster. And who doesn't love a good shuck?

The sun is always shining somewhere in the world.

Life is messy. Wear a smock!

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(Let's just hope it's on you and not some evil bitch.) Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

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SS-005 tomato

SS-006 oyster

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SS-008 evil rose

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SS-009 smock

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SS-005-TOMATO

SS-006-OYSTER

SS-008-EVIL ROSE

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Just wanted to say cello.

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SS-009-SMOCK

It was either send a card or drunk dial you.

“let’s jam”

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SS-011 banjo

SS-012 mojito

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SS-013 cello

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SS-011-BANJOS

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SS-014 phone

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SS-013-CELLO

SS-014-PHONE


We need to hang out. I haven’t done any trash-talking in days.

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SS-015 trash talk

SS-016 shiv

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SS-015-TRASH TALK

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SS-022 golden

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SS-020-FILE

You’re fierce.

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If I was a dog, I would so lick your face right now.

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SS-016-SHIV

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SS-024 greetings

SS-028 crane

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Wishing you all the flowers, and none of the weeds.

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SS-033 wine please

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SS-023-LICK FACE

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You Rock.

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SS-023 lick face ©Seltzer LLC

SS-029 watering can ©Seltzer LLC

SS-022-GOLDEN

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Stay golden.

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Greetings!

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I’d file you under "S" for Sweetie!

SS-030 corkscrew

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SS-024-GREETINGS

Screw it. Let’s have a drink.

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SS-032 perk

Admit it. This card is so so so much better than a facebook post.

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When I think about you, I perk right up.

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Another glass of wine, please. I need the antioxidants.

SS-028-CRANE

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SS-031 frog lager

SS-030-CORKSCREW

SS-035 mouse pen

Many a problem is solved over beer. Too bad no one ever thinks to write down the solutions.

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SS-029-WATERING CAN

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SS-027-TIGER

SS-031-FROG LAGER

SS-032-PERK

Time to go wild.

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Good Boy!

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SS-036 good boy

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SS-037 zebra

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SS-033-WINE PLEASE

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BIRTHDAY “My secret to success? Never forget a woman’s birthday.”

Time to show off. It is your birthday after all!

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"Okay, puppy. Once a year you get steak. Don't ask why, just wag your tail like crazy."

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“appy-Hay irthday-Bay!”

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BD-S02 don juan

BD-S05 wag tails

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BD-S06 pig latin

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It’s all about you today. Enjoy every minute!

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BD-S05-WAG TAIL

BD-S02-DON JUAN

Wishing you much love and adoration on your Birthday.

“I hope you do something classier than beer and wings this year.”

Have a Birthday of Epic Proportions.

Bring on the Birthday treats, its your special day.

So you bent the time space continuum and you’re a year younger?

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Squid Folk Here to play a little ditty for your Birthday.

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BD-S06-PIG LATIN

Translation: Happy Birthday! Hope it’s antastic-Fay

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BD-S08 classy rooster © Seltzer LLC

BD-S07 whale

BD-S10 squid folk

BD-S09 time space

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BD-S07-WHALE

Good job on another year well lived. Wishing you a Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! Big time.

a kickin birthday.

NEW BD-S08-CLASSY ROOSTER Have a posh birthday.

NEW BD-S09-TIME SPACE You’re amazing.

BIRTHDAY

Five Stages of Birthday

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BD-002-WATAHH

Have a kickin’ Birthday

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BD-013 Nothing washes molecules LLC © Seltzer down birthday cake like, “Watahh!”

BD-002 watahh

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NEW BD-S10-SQUID FOLK

Hope your Birthday’s a foot-stompin’ good time.

BD-014 You've sustained metabolic stages © Seltzer LLC processes for yet another year.

BD-013-MOLECULES

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1. Shock At how cheap your friends are. 2. Denial BD-019 Over which Your butt can get any bigger. 3. Bargaining banana young celebrity you’d most like to change places with. © Seltzer LLC 4. Depression At the number of candles on your cake. 5. Acceptance Of one too many free drinks.

BD-014-STAGES

Good job on another year well lived. Happy Birthday.

I’m glad you’re taking it so well. Happy Birthday!

Well split me in two and cover me in ice cream.

It’s your Birthday!

BD-019-BANANA

Treat yourself to something special. Happy Birthday.

Sagitarius Nov 23 to Dec 21

Aquarius

Pisces

Jan 21 to Feb 19

Feb 20 to March 20

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Aries

Party Hat

Scorpio

March 21 to April 20

Oct 24 to Nov 22

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Libra

Sept 24 to Oct 23

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Gemini

May 22 to June 21

Leo July 24 to August 23

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BD-01V debauchery

Balloon

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Virgo BD-023

August 24 tovegan Sept 23

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BD-032 skull flag

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Cancer June 22 to July 23

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Here’s to you. Happy Birthday!

BD-020-CONSTELLATIONS Have a stellar birthday.

BD-023-VEGAN No animals were harmed in the making of this Birthday greeting.

BD-032-SKULL FLAG Keep on rockin’ on.


Weeeee!

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cup with a dash of cinnamon and just a tiny swirl of whipped cream

BD-034 coffee © Seltzer LLC

BD-040 opera

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BD-034-COFFEE I hope your Birthday is exactly how you like it.

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BD-048 pick

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BD-049 ninja

LLC I picked this for you myself. © Seltzer

BD-048-PICK The card, I mean. Happy Birthday.

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BD-056 cymbal monkey © Seltzer LLC

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BD-057 stache

1. Make crazy monkey face. Seltzer LLC © 2. Clap your cymbals. 3. Stop the celebration just short of flinging your own poop around the room.

BD-056-CYMBAL MONKEY Birthdays are so exciting!

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mee mee mee mee mee scissors mee © Seltzer LLC meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BD-040-OPERA Your Id And Your Ego It’s all aboutWishing youAYou,Super alright. Birthday. Happy Birthday.

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BD-050 freud

BIRTHDAY NINJA © Seltzer LLC always cuts a perfect slice

BD-049-NINJA Looks like another Birthday has snuck up on you. Enjoy!

BD-045 squid

© Seltzer It’s amazing you’ve made it LLCthis far.

BD-042-SCISSORS Like celebrating! May your good fortune Happy Birthday. continue. Happy Birthday.

Throw your tentacles in the air! Wave ’em like you just don’t care!

BD-045-SQUID Hope your Birthday is one big party.

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BD-055 bike

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You say your Birthday is no big deal, but your subconscious is flipping out.

BD-050-FREUD Wishing You, Your Id And Your Ego a Super Birthday.

Some things you never forget how to do.

BD-055-BIKE Like celebrating! Happy Birthday.

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BD-058

dork My, you’ve matured.

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BD-057-STACHE A very Happy Birthday to you.

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BD-059 Happy Birthday, Stud.

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BD-058-DORK And by Stud I mean Dork

Time to break out your best moves.

BD-059-PIGEON SKATEBOARD Have an awesome Birthday!

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BD-070 b&r salsa

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BD-068 abe © Seltzer LLC

Time to get a little crazy.

BD-060-HAMSTER WHEEL It’s your Birthday!

BD-069 b&r piñata

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BEANS & RICE

BD-068-ABE

BD-069-B&R PIÑATA Happy Birthday!

In other words, Abe thinks you should go out and party. Happy Birthday.

Beans & Rice

Salsa! Salsa! Salsa!

BD-070-B&R SALSA It’s your Birthday. Keep it spicy!

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BIRTHDAY

Don’t have a cow.

Cafe

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BD-072 high five

LLC Seriously. You’re only a day © Seltzer older than yesterday.

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BD-071-COW Happy Birthday Enjoy the (wait for it...) mooment.

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BD-073 beret

© Seltzer LLC It’s Your Birthday, High Five!

BD-072-HIGH FIVE Or not. We don’t have to be total dorks.

Wish as big as you possibly can. Seltzer

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BD-076 salami bear

BD-075 wish big

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NEW BD-075-WISH BIG But blow softly, no one likes spit on their cake.

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beers Should Bebirthday © Seltzer An Excellent Year. LLC

BD-073-BERET Happy Birthday. I hope your celebration is trés magnifique

A few of us are going to a bar for your birthday.

NEW BD-074-BIRTHDAY BEERS You should come too!

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BD-077 bike journey

BD-078 hold your hair © Seltzer LLC

Happy Birthday© Seltzer LLC Salami Bear

NEW BD-076-SALAMI BEAR Chomp Chomp Yay!

NEW BD-077-BIKE JOURNEY Happy Birthday! Hope you’re enjoying the ride.

NEW BD-078-HOLD YOUR HAIR Have a night not to remember!

It’s not a birthday party without

The Party Chicken Wishing you the richest, most delicious boyfriend ever.

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BD-079 rich cake

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BD-080 surprise party © Seltzer LLC

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Birthday Girls drink free!

NEW BD-079-RICH CAKE Did I say boyfriend? I meant Birthday cake.

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BD-082 blondie

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NEW BD-080-SURPRISE PARTY NEW BD-081-PARTY CHICKEN That’s why I suggest you bring your own. Bet your ass he’s Happy Birthday! here for a good time!

NEW BD-082-BLONDIE Can I borrow your ID?

I’m so pumped for your Birthday!

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BD-084 birthday coffee © Seltzer LLC

BD-083 pumped

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NEW BD-083-PUMPED I’ll be dancing like I’ve  never danced before.

BD-085 sweet candy

LLC © Seltzerto I wanted to be the first wish you a Happy Birthday!

NEW BD-084-BIRTHDAY COFFEE Hope I didn’t wake you!

BD-086 bubbles

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NEW BD-085-SWEET CANDY Happy Birthday

NEW BD-086-BUBBLES Wishing you lots and lots of fun.


BIRTHDAY

FIZZ

CONSPIRACY

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BIRTHDAYS. FIZZ JUST ANOTHER

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BD-087 vanilla

BD-F01 conspiracy

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NEW BD-087-VANILLA Unless you want it to be. Then I hope it’s over-the-top vanilla!

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BD-F03 hangover

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BD-F01-CONSPIRACY But I’m happy to play along. Have a great Birthday!

OF COURSE YOU FEEL OLDER THE DAY AFTER YOUR BIRTHDAY. IT'S CALLED A HANGOVER.

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BD-F02-REAPER Live it up! It’s your Birthday!

BD-F03-HANGOVER Cheers to you on this festive occasion! Happy Birthday

Two tail twitches and a squeak.

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FIZZ OFFICIALLY ELDERLY UNTIL YOU LEAVE

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Have a warm and colorful Holiday.

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HOL-019-LLAMAS HOL-019-BX (Boxed)

HOL-023 dog sweater © Seltzer LLC

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Excuse me, little help with this?

All Dressed For The Season

fire light

swe et

HOL-022 color wheel

HOL-021 nutcracker © Seltzer LLC

HOL-019 llamas © Seltzer LLC

HOL-021-NUTCRACKER HOL-021-BX (Boxed) Enjoy the spirit of the season.

HOL-022-COLOR WHEEL HOL-022-BX (Boxed) Have a bright and colorful Season.

Please don’t make me go to the dog park like this.

HOL-023-DOG SWEATER HOL-023-BX (Boxed) Have a warm and fuzzy Season.

I’ve got your package right here.

Brooklyn

COCOA

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Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada. seltzergoods.com

Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada. seltzergoods.com

HOL-030 cranky santa © Seltzer LLC

Wishing you cheer the whole Season long.

Beans and Rice on Ice

“For the record, I didn’t run over anybody’s grandma.”

HOL-032-B&R ON ICE HOL-032-BX (Boxed)

HOL-033-RUN OVER HOL-033-BX (Boxed)

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© Seltzer LLC

When Santa gets cranky.

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HOL-033 run over

HOL-032 b&r on ice

HOL-031 cocoa tower © Seltzer LLC

HOL-030-CRANKY SANTA HOL-030-BX (Boxed)

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Warmest Greetings

HOL-031-COCOA TOWER HOL-031-BX (Boxed)

Hope your Season is sweet and toasty!

Wishing you a Season full of friends and joy.

Sensational

May your tidings be good, your bells jingling and your halls totally decked.

Heartwarming

Sweet

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Yummy

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Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

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post-consumer recycled paper is custom d printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

Season’s Greetings and a Happy New Year!

Colorful Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

Nostalgic

Delightful

HOL-034 stockings

HOL-035 candy canes © Seltzer LLC

© Seltzer LLC

HOL-036 pie

HOL-037 tree white

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© Seltzer LLC Delectable

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NEW HOL-034-STOCKINGS HOL-034-STOCKINGS(Boxed) Hopefully your season will be spent warm and happy.

NEW HOL-035-CANDY CANES HOL-035-CANDY CANES(Boxed) (Outside: sweet,delectable,etc.) Hope your Christmas is every flavor of wonderful.

NEW HOL-036-PIE HOL-036-PIE (Boxed) Have a delectable season and a delicious new year.

NEW HOL-037-TREE WHITE HOL-037-TREE WHITE (Boxed) Peace and joy to one and all!


Wishing you a mug full of love and good cheer.

happy happy merry merry Seltzer

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Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

Our certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

HOL-040 ornaments

HOL-041 mug of cheer © Seltzer LLC

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% post-consumer recycled paper is custom nd printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

HOL-039 orbs

HOL-038 card wreath © Seltzer LLC

© Seltzer LLC

© Seltzer LLC

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NEW HOL-038-CARD WREATH HOL-038-CARD WREATH (Boxed) There’s always room for a little more cheer.

NEW HOL-039-ORBS HOL-039-ORBS (Boxed) Peace and joy to one and all!

NEW HOL-040-ORNAMENTS HOL-040-ORNAMENTS (Boxed) Wishing you a splendid season.

Maybe there was a creature stirring after all.

Two turtle doves. Three french hens.

NEW HOL-041-MUG OF CHEER HOL-041-MUG OF CHEER (Boxed) Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.

Honk if you love Christmas!

And a partridge in a pear tree.

expertly lithographed by master pressmen. 0% post-consumer recycled paper was made printed in Canada with veggie-based inks.

This card was expertly lithographed by master pressmen. The certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper was made in the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks.

Pea ce on ear Made with certified 100% post-consumer threcycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

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HOL-A02 ice bunnies

HOL-A01 foxy fox

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HOL-S01 stirring

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HOL-S02 geese

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Sounds like a tasty menu!

HOL-A01-FOXY FOX HOL-A01-BX (Boxed) Have a fantastic season!

So many temptations, no one can avoid them all.

certified 100% post-consumer aper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

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Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

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HOL-S03 icicle

HOL-S05 kittens mittens ©Seltzer LLC

©Seltzer LLC

HOL-S03-ICICLE HOL-S03-BX (Boxed) Get carried away in the spirit of the Season!

HOL-A02-ICE BUNNIES HOL-A02-BX (Boxed) Have a most joyful season.

Kittens in mittens and other warm fuzzy wishes.

Made with certified 100% post-consumer recycled paper and vegetable-based ink. Printed in Canada.

HOL-S01-STIRRING HOL-S01-BX (Boxed)

Enjoy every morsel of the Season!

HOL-S02-GEESE HOL-S02-BX (Boxed) Have a warm and merry Season.

Four Calling Birds... It’s beginning to sound a lot like Christmas.

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HOL-S06 calling birds ©Seltzer LLC

HOL-S05-KITTENS IN MITTENS HOL-S05-BX (Boxed) Season’s Greetings

HOL-S07 xylophone

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HOL-S06-CALLING BIRDS HOL-S06-BX (Boxed) ...are calling to wish you Seasons Greetings!

NEW HOL-S07-XYLOPHONE HOL-S07-XYLOPHONE-BX (Boxed) Just wanted to chime in and wish you a joyous Season.

As an unexpected bonus, Santa adjusted the satellite TV just right. Seltzer

ertified 100% post-consumer recycled paper is custom n the USA and printed in Canada with veggie-based inks. seltzergoods.com

HOL-S08 satellite

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NEW HOL-S08-SATELLITE HOL-S08-SATELLITE-BX (Boxed) Wishing you an absolutely perfect Christmas!

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3- Tier Wood Display Dimensions............ 10 1/2” w x 12”h x 9”d Price List Per Display 36 Magnet Sets..................................................................$180.00 Display.....................................................................................$18.00 Offset - 3 free magnet sets..................................................FREE Total (39 magnet sets + display)....................................$198.00

Order a display & get 6 free pens! ( A $21.00 value ) 3- Tier Display Dimensions............ 7 7/8” w x 10 3/4”h x 6 5/8”d Price List Per Display 36 Pens................................................................................$126.00 Display....................................................................................$16.50 Offset - 6 free pens...............................................................FREE Total......................................................................................$142.50


Wholesale Pricing and Ordering Info Counter Cards .................................$21.00 per Dozen ...................................$10.50 half-dozen UPC stickers available upon request. Cello cards - $ 22.50 Per Dozen. Please allow extra lead time for cello cards. Pens..............................$21.00 Per 6-Pack ($3.50 each) Magnet Sets...................................................$5.00 Each

Order Min: Three Boxes

Holiday Card Boxes.......................................$7.25 Box

Order Min: Six Boxes

Notebooks.................................................$3.50 Each Boxed Notes...............................................$6.25 Box PatternPads...............................................$6.00 Each

Order in Multiples of Three

Gift Wrap Bulk...................$36.25 for 25 Sheets ($1.45 a Sheet) Rolls...........................$21.00 For 6 Rolls ($3.50 a Roll)

Bulk wrap ships flat

Buttons Assortment..............$100 for 200 buttons (.50 Each)

Glass Jar free with 1st assortment

Full-Dozen Spinners

Half-Dozen Spinners

70 Pocket Spinner (Wood) 70 Styles @ $21.00 a Dozen......$1470.00 Display..............................................$289.00 Offset - 6 Dozen Cards.......................Free Total................................................$1759.00

70 Pocket Spinner (Wood) 70 Styles @ $10.50 a Dozen..........$735.00 Display................................................$289.00 Offset - 6 Half-Dozen Cards................Free Total..................................................$1024.00

48 Pocket Spinner (White) 48 Styles @ $21.00 a Dozen.....$1008.00 Display................................................$75.25 Offset - 3 Dozen Cards.......................Free Total...............................................$1083.25

48 Pocket Spinner (White) 48 Styles @ $10.50 Half-Dozen...$504.00 Display..................................................$75.25 Offset - 3 Half-Dozen Cards................Free Total....................................................$579.25

36 Pocket Spinner (White) 36 Styles @ $21.00 a Dozen......$756.00 Display..............................................$65.75 Offset - 3 Dozen Cards.....................Free Total................................................$821.75

36 Pocket Spinner (White) 36 Styles @ $10.50 Half-Dozen...$378.00 Display..................................................$65.75 Offset - 3 Half-Dozen Cards...............Free Total...................................................$443.75

24 Pocket Spinner (White) 24 Styles @ $21.00 a Dozen......$504.00 Display..............................................$54.25 Offset - 2 Dozen Cards......................Free Total................................................$558.25

24 Pocket Spinner (White) 24 Styles @ $10.50 Half-Dozen...$252.00 Display.................................................$54.25 Offset - 2 Half-Dozen Cards...............Free Total...................................................$306.25

White racks are 12” diameter for 24-pocket. or 15” diameter for 36-pocket and 48-pocket. Wood racks are 25” diagonal.

Minimum orders: $150 opening order and $100 re-orders. Payment terms: Credit cards or pre-paid company checks until N30 established. Sorry, no COD. Late-paying accounts revert to credit card terms at Seltzer’s discretion. Sorry, Seltzer is unable to take any returns.

Our nice, thick paper was carefully selected to display well without plastic sleeves. We’d like to reduce the use of petroleum products. However, sleeves are available for an additional charge.


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May 2011 Catalog  

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