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Dog Tired? Not on the Islands

Life from a Gulf Islands perspective. There was a time when dogs were wolves, and when wolves realized that cave men's cooked meat tasted better by Barry Mathias than their own raw rations, and was far easier to come by. From this time on, they gradually nosed their way into a situation where they gave 24-hour protection from bears, large cats and other wolves in return for a steady diet of cooked meat. Ah, those were the balmy days when dogs earned their living! Today, there are a minority of dogs who work their paws off on farms, their noses off with the RCMP or make relatives of blind or elderly people feel inferior. But, the vast majority of the canine race have us subjugated to their will, and live in a state of comfort and security that is the envy of the rest of the animal world. It was Aldous Huxley who wrote: "To his dog, every man is Napoleon, hence the constant popularity of dogs." For some couples, their dog is a child replacement, and as such is treated as a never-aging baby. Their owners speak to them in a strange patois: "Who's my goodsy woodsy doggie woggie then?" etc. Some people who haven't experienced the pleasure of canine responsibility may actually dislike dogs. As W.C. Fields wrote: "Anybody who hates children and dogs can't be all bad." Throughout recent history, people, especially women, have C

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Seaside Magazine September 2013 Issue  

Think of our publication as an extra dimension of our community space, a place where the West Coast culture is treasured and celebrated. We’...