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by local artist, Sam Wallace

Archive 4 www.timescall.com/beetofLongmont


A Big Thanks to

Welzig Mechanical

www.welzigmechanical.com


Week 76 By Sam Wallace

YEAH! WE GOT KUNER!


Week 77 By Sam Wallace HOW DID KUNER GET BEHIND US?

HE MUST HAVE DUG AN UNDERGROUND BUNKER.

WHAT WE NEED IS A COMPLICATED PLAN.


Week 78 By Sam Wallace AND OLD RED HERE WILL BE OUR LAUNCHER, SHE WILL JUST NEEDS A FEW ADJUSTMENTS. OK HARTMAN HERE’S THE PLAN, YOU MAKE THE SNOW BALLS...

FIRE! E THUK


Week 79 By Sam Wallace

HOW CAN WE MISS WITH A GIBSON SNOW CANNON?


Week 80 By Sam Wallace KUNER IS HUNKERED DOWN IN HIS BUNKER. WE AREN’ T EVEN HITTING HIM

WE NEED TO GO TO PLAN B.

RELEASE THE DOGS OF WAR!


Week 81 By Sam Wallace WITH OUR TRACTOR CANNON FROM ABOVE, AND OUR PRAIRIE DOGS IN THE TRENCHES BELOW...

KUNER WILL HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE THAN TO SURRENDER.

WHAT HAPPENS IF KUNER SURRENDERS?

HE MAKES US HOT COCOA!


Week 82 By Sam Wallace I WILL ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS.

POP

THUD ADAD A

A DAD A D THU

FIRE!


Week 83 By Sam Wallace APPARENTLY MY TRACTORS END.

ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR, BUT TO WHAT END?


Week 84 By Sam Wallace BEST SNOWBALL FIGHT EVER!

WELL PLAYED KUNER, BUT YOU DIDN’ T HAVE TO BLOW UP MY TRACTOR?


Week 85 By Sam Wallace THANKS FOR THE HOT COCOA GUYS. JUST ONE MORE THING, CAN YOU TOSS ME SOME MARSHMALLOWS?

VERY FUNNY!


Week 86 SO LATELY I’VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE...

OH GREAT! HARTMAN IS TALKING ABOUT HIS FEELINGS. THAT’S JUST WHAT I NEED.

I HAVE GOT TO THINK OF A WAY OUT OF THIS. I DON’ T WANT TO HEAR HIM BLAB ON AND ON ABOUT HIS MOOD.

By Sam Wallace ...THEN BUTTERFLIES MAKE ME SAD BUT..

SAVE ME!


Week 87 By Sam Wallace ...FLOWERS ARE HAPPY SINCE THEY JUST BASK IN THE...

NO REALLY, SAVE ME NOW!


Week 88 By Sam Wallace WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU TALKING ME?


Week 89 By Sam Wallace


Week 90 By Sam Wallace TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.

HOW’S THIS?


Week 91 By Sam Wallace SPLARNACK! THIS IS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF TIN. A+

FOR EXTRA CREDIT, CAN YOU TELL ME THE ELEMENT SYMBOL AND ATOMIC NUMBER?

THE SYMBOL IS SN AND THE ATOMIC NUMBER IS 50.


Week 92 By Sam Wallace MRS. FLUMPNUT, WHAT DO I DO WITH MY TIN SAMPLE?

OH.. THAT’S JUST TRASH.

THROW IT AWAY.


Week 93 By Sam Wallace

SAVE MEEEEEEE EE EE EEEEEE E EE

TOSS

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Week 94 By Sam Wallace WOW! HOW LONG WAS I GONE?

...AND THAT IS WHY I THINK PICKLES ARE GROSS. WHY NOT CALL THEM PICKLED CUCUMBERS?

POP

NOW GRASS IS KINDA FUNNY TO ME. I LOVE THE LOOK AND FEEL, BUT I HATE CUTTING IT.

POP

APPARENTLY NOT LONG ENOUGH.


Week 95 By Sam Wallace WOW KUNER, THANKS FOR LISTENING.

HUH? WHAT? OH SURE HARTMAN.

I THOUGH HE WOULD NEVER STOP SHARING HIS FEELINGS.

SO TOMORROW, WE WILL DISCUSS MY FEELINGS ABOUT ALIEN LIFE FORMS AND WHAT THEY ARE REALLY ABOUT.


Week 96 By Sam Wallace MMMM... NOTHING HITS THE SPOT LIKE FRIED CHICKEN

AGH!!! MAN EATING CHICKEN!

I WONDER WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT?


Week 97 By Sam Wallace WHAT’S WITH THE COWBOY HAT?

I’M GETTING READY FOR THE BOULDER COUNTY FAIR & RODEO.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT BEING A COWBOY?

I KNOW THIS HAT MAKES ME LOOK COOL!


Week 98 By Sam Wallace I’M GONA DO SOMETHING CRAZY AT THE BOULDER COUNTY FAIR THIS YEAR.

LIKE WEAR A HUGE COWBOY HAT.

NO SILLY, CRAZIER!

I’M GONA RIDE A BUCK ‘N CHICKEN!

WOW! CRAZY IS RIGHT!


Week 99 By Sam Wallace IS RIDING A BUCK ‘N CHICKEN EVEN A RODEO EVENT?

NOT YET...

BUT IT WILL BE WHEN EVERYONE SEES HOW EXCITING AND FUN IT IS.

THAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.

SO, I CAN SIGN YOU UP, RIGHT?


Week 100 By Sam Wallace YOU WANT ME TO STRAP MYSELF ON TOP OF A ANGRY CHICKEN?

YEP.

WHAT NONSENSE! WHAT PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE? IT’S NOT LIKE WE HAVE TO “BREAK” CHICKENS. I MEAN HONESTLY, WHY WOULD I DO IT?

CUZ IT’S FUN!


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by local artist, Sam Wallace


The Beet of Longmont - Archive 4