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Banter


Banter an insight into communications made by a group of friends based in England and their somewhat unique approach to addressing life situations over the years. This publication presents an indepth look at the characters involved but more importantly the groups outlook to each other, scenario’s that arise during this time and the dialouge deemed as aceptable. Banter reads between the lines to take a lighthearted approach at the individuals involved and presents a seemingly endless interchange of emails that do not result in any usefull outcome. Subjects range from ‘child birth’ to ‘missing persons’ all presented on a real scale where the discussed events actulay took place. The exchanges at times push the moral boundaries to it’s absolute apex with rather predictable fall outs and then impending apologies followed swiflty by yet more banter.

Banter a Boxed Group Publication Writern compiled and edited by Sandeep Malhotra all rights reserved to The Boxed Group


RE: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... Tuesday, 6 January, 2004 14:12 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "****************************"'****************************'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "'****************************'" <****************************>, "****************************" <****************************>... more

Bidders when we go back to Prague your sharing with Spidey.. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about the same level as you.... OH My gosh its to load in here... why is the music so load....

-----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 06 January 2004 13:28 To: '****************************'; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; ****************************; Poulter, Anthony; **************************** Subject: RE: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... no chance, I'm up to 5 pints of normal strength lager and a packet of crisps.... -----Original Message----From: **************************** [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 January 2004 13:21 To: ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; **************************** Subject: Re: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... Has anyone seen Biders? Oh there he is with a coke and lollypop, standing by the fan Now thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s what I call hardcore, at this rate Borat might even let u knock about with him.

> lads, you can book these flights and then change them to another day or >another city as long as you inform SleazyJet 2hrs before take off.... > > >-----Original Message---->From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 05 January 2004 17:10 >To: ****************************; ****************************; >****************************; ****************************; ****************************; >**************************** >Subject: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... > > >I'm up for it.

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> >Won't be able to 'ave it with the 'ardcore though. Sounds like too many >disco biscuits and lines of washing powder for my liking...!!!!!! Maybe my >presence will be required as Bidder's babysitter though.... > >JUst gone to the sleazyjet site but can't see a cheap return from Thursday >to Sunday but Weds to saturday is 24 quid though. Check this: > >Flight 3623 >departs London Stansted at 13:00, arrives Prague at 15:55 >flexible web fare 11.99 GBP (phone fare 16.99 GBP) > >Flight 3624 >departs Prague at 16:25, arrives London Stansted at 17:25 >flexible web fare 11.99 GBP (phone fare 16.99 GBP > >Nice times to. What do you all wrekon then?! > >See you in March, > >McWong-un. > > >From: "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> >To: 'Nick Poore' <****************************>, "Cairns, James" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Handbag Catcher (E-mail)" <****************************> >CC: "Lobby (E-mail)" <****************************> >Subject: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... >Date: Mon, 5 Jan 2004 14:14:12 -0000 > >I've just booked.... > >-----Original Message---->From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 05 January 2004 14:15 >To: Cairns, James; Poulter, Anthony; Monkey (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; >Handbag Catcher (E-mail) >Cc: Lobby (E-mail) >Subject: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... > > >OH MY GOSH NOT GETTING MARRIED TILL 2017...DATES WRONG AGAIN BORAT!! >Sleezyjet Arrives Praha Thursday 01-April > Departs Praha Sunday 04-April ÂŁ28.98 Return???? >Nick Poore >Anker International Plc. >E-Mail: **************************** >Tel : 01908 618811 > >-----Original Message---->From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 05 January 2004 13:50 >To: Poulter, Anthony; Nick Poore (E-mail); Monkey (E-mail); Bidwell, >Jon; Handbag Catcher (E-mail) >Cc: Lobby (E-mail) >Subject: RE: Prague- The End of an Era.... > > >OH MY GOSH NICS GETTING MARRIED THAT WEEKEND > >LETS GO TO PRAGUE!!!!!! > > > -----Original Message----> > From: Poulter, Anthony > > Sent: 05 January 2004 13:43


> > To: Cairns, James; Nick Poore (E-mail); Monkey (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; > > Handbag Catcher (E-mail) > > Cc: Lobby (E-mail) > > Subject: Prague- The End of an Era.... > > Importance: High > > > > Guys... I've just learnt that as of May the Czech Republic is entering >the > > Euro... so as this would probably destroy the 50p pint I reckon we >should > > head over there for one emotional farewell trip before finding a new > > Prague... > > > > So April 1st is looking good... 2 reasons.... its before they enter the > > euro and is also when McMess is back in the country and he has already > > expressed a interest in heading over there around this time...!!!! > > > > So guys... who's up for it.... Come on you hardcore ravers... and > > Bidders.... !!!! > > > > Oh my gosh... look at the state of Bidders.... he looks like Gary Flynn >in > > disguise..... > > > > Poults.... > > > >

RE: Hardcore.. Wednesday, 14 January, 2004 19:52 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details

From:

"'Nick Poore'" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************>, "****************************"Lobby (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>... more

Oi... don't use our hardcore mails to speak about your footie team....

Bidders if you want we can pre book your cab for about half eleven....!!!! -----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 January 2004 12:52 To: Poulter, Anthony; Monkey (E-mail); Cairns, James; Lobby (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Hardcore.. Should be in attendance!! will skip the training session though its not good practice for pupils to make their teachers look bad! remember to allow extra time for Bidwells show and tell.. Jim...footie! new season ko's at 8.30..OK? Nick Poore Anker International Plc. E-Mail: **************************** Tel : 01908 618811 -----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 January 2004 12:29

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To: Nick Poore (E-mail); Monkey (E-mail); Cairns, James; Lobby (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon Subject: Hardcore.. Importance: High Lads, After what happened to Sonny at the weekend... it has made me realise that if something was to happen to him or me... we would be short of hardcore people in the group.... due to the fact that Bidders struggles with anything harder than a nursery rhyme... we need to resolve this problem..... Sonny and myself will be holding a hardcore's training session on the 23rd January @ Fabric..... you are all more than welcome to attend.... However Bidders... this will be you last attempt of making it into the Hardcore Association....... Regards Hardcore Harry Poulter

RE: RE: ON TOUR! Friday, 27 February, 2004 14:01 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************

Yes Monkey i'll be there..But i ain't going 2 Bed with U Gayboy! Nick Poore Anker International Plc. E-Mail: **************************** Tel : 01908 618811

-----Original Message----From: **************************** [mailto:****************************] Sent: 27 February 2004 13:09 To: ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; **************************** Subject: Re: RE: ON TOUR! Ican get anything anytime, its called being CONNECTED, we r all off to Sheffield for saturday nite on the piss and then 2 BED the club,expect u to be there nikoli get it sorted.

> No smoke 4 me this weekend...DEATH By Theatre district!! >Sheffield what's that all about? > >Do u Know what they call a guy who hasn't got a Car but thinks he's got a >full one? LOSER!!!! > >Nick Poore >Anker International Plc. >E-Mail: ****************************

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>Tel : 01908 618811 > >-----Original Message---->From: **************************** [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 27 February 2004 12:13 >To: ****************************; ****************************; >****************************; ****************************; ****************************; >**************************** >Subject: ON TOUR! > > > >Do u know what they call a BIG MAC in france a ROYALE with chesse! > >Do u know what they call a Saturday nite in BRIXTON Hardcore SUICIDE! death >by VYNAL > >wellcome all thosse in the smoke this w/e > >Just a note for all of to SHEFF nxt W/E all thosse interested talk over the >W/E,im drivin up but currently hav full car,Borat I know u r up a >it,every1else hav a think > >OH MY GOSH! > > > > > > > > > what the racing.... not sure I want to go a watch Colin's bird racing..... > >-----Original Message---->From: **************************** [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 11 February 2004 15:26 >To: ****************************; ****************************; >****************************; ****************************; **************************** >Subject: Re: towcester races... > > > >QUALITY! > > > > right ladies...who fancies a trip to towcester races...watery beer, >expected >gales/drizzle, turkey fat sandwiches and donkey sh!t...what more can you >ask >for on a sunday (22nd Feb) > >I've also attached a fixture list and a pic from the last visit to the >races, where monkey, nickolai and poultry met LORD BROCKET!!! > >Bids >

RE:


Tuesday, 20 July, 2004 16:05

From:

"Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

To:

"'sand mal'" <****************************>

Cool. will give you a buzz at the weekend, and we'll have to arrange a get together. Poker was quality mate. Chips, green felt the lot!! And Bidders had his Missus and April serving us drinks and food all night!!!!

Boz What kind of pussy @rse tw@t came up with that idea... a shot a minute for a hundred times.... even Gary could do that.... McMess you want to sort out those

Johnny

Foreigners

and

set

a

real

challenge...

My advise to you McMess is get a few pints in while your doing this... otherwise

your

gonna

get

bored...

I bet it was some pansy @rse yank that came up with this idea... or even worse

is

that

frog

mate

of

yours

back

on

the

scene...

Right I'm of to the Smoke with the Monkey this weekend.. taking Dragy and Corinna with me as well.. Me and the Monkey are going to shown them what its all about.... by the end of the night Dragy will be trying to disappear into his

own

shoe....

OH MY GOSH HARDHOUSE IS THE WAY FORWARD.. I'VE BEEN WASTING MY LIFE... Poults -----Original From: Sent: To:

Simon

McMahon 30

[mailto:****************************] April

2004

****************************;

**************************** Subject:

Message-----

Mountains

and

Vodka

13:25

****************************; and

the

Alright

century

club.

lads??!!!

Been a bit quiet on the old email so I thought I'd take this opportunity to wish

everyone

a

I've had a strange week.

rocking

weekend.

Some Mozzies penetrated the McMahon stonghold and

feasted on my high percentage proof blood until I woke up about four am and was extremely unhappy.

Don't worry - counter measures have been taken.

My


mozzie plug had run out so the sly fcukers slipped in when my defenses were down.

Still, don't think I'll go to the extremes that some foreign fcuker

has done over here and brought one of those zappers that electrocute them. buzz buzz buzz ZZZZZAAAAAPPPPP!!!!! provide

me

with

some

fry fcuker fry!!!!!

meat

to

go

At least that will

with

the

rice!!!!

So the next day I lost my wallet and today my flying machine ran outta petrol.

Gutted.

So, it's been one of those weeks.

no getting hammered tonight.

Skint at the moment so

Tomorrow in a departure from the normal MBD

schedule I'm going camping (wich I spose is Sukhys weekly activity!) in the mountains apparently.

Gonna be a four hour bike ride or something.

To be

honest I'm just gonna follow them, pitch up tent and get steaming into the vodka.

change.

Plus I can use my camera I spose and send some pics to my mum for a

Oh yeah, I've been challenged to do something called the century club. Apparently you have to do a shot of beer a minute that sh!t on all day long I say.

100 times.

You can bring

The rules are you can't piss or throw

up..... Works out at about four pints or so so wrekon it'll be a walk in the park. make

Might insist on making the last five yeagermeister or tequilla to

things

interesting!!!!!

No

goldie

or

Afters

over

here

unfortunately!!!! Right,

thats

me

MCMAHON

We'll hit london at 2, spend 3hrs trying to search down Mulla, hit the Gig at 6, leave at ten, end up in Fabric (AKA Funky bar with loads of p*ssy) and the '10 single estate agents' turn out to be Law ans and. BRING IT ON GO SUNNY ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY -----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 18 August 2004 14:29 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James Cc: Bidwell, Jon; Lobby (E-mail) Subject: RE: Saturday... SW4 Importance: High

done

then.


In summary..... Will go to the event, leave at 10pm then walk around for 3 hours trying to find a bar that Sonny swears is just round the corner and the 10 female estate agents will be spotty men... NUFF SAID! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 18 August 2004 14:15 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James Cc: Bidwell, Jon; Lobby (E-mail) Subject: RE: Saturday... SW4

Boyz, Im all over this situation, and have addressed all outcomes, This is a HH event, however factors to consider. 1} Its out doors 2}its on until 10pm 3}Stright to my new meca of drinkin which just happens to be the great Clapham 4}The rest of the Posse is not as hardcore as myself and PMAN?,and they consist of 10 single estate agent girls. 5} GET INVOLVED!!! OH MY GOSH NUFF SAID!

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Its not gonna happen... the last time he came out was New Years Eve.... poor boy still looks white from the fright he got that night...!!!! > -----Original Message----> From: Cairns, James > Sent: 18 August 2004 14:02 > To: Poulter, Anthony; Monkey (E-mail) > Cc: Bidwell, Jon; Lobby (E-mail) > Subject: RE: Saturday... SW4 > > Bidwell you better come otherwise it's going to be sweaty techno geeks > overload....I need someone to sit in the bar with and in the absence of > anyone interesting, you'll have to do...... >


> > -----Original Message----> From: Poulter, Anthony > Sent: 18 August 2004 14:00 > To: Cairns, James; Monkey (E-mail) > Cc: Bidwell, Jon; Lobby (E-mail) > Subject: Saturday... SW4 > > Alright guys, > > Right they're predicting sun sun sun for Saturday... Sonny wants to > get to London for 11:30 am... get into the event and then hit a bar in the > evening... > > Bidders no pussy excuses "what happens if it rains, I don't want to > dance in a field".. its Sonny's birthday... anyway you've got to come > we've ordered your Lollipop and Cola.... > > Poults >

RE: Sonny's Weekend... Monday, 9 August, 2004 15:25

From:

"Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, **************************** ****************************

To: Cc:

nice one Sand!

"She told me that her Dad was loaded I said "In that case I'll have rum and coca-cola." She said "Fine,"..... And then in thirty seconds time she said..... what the fcuk is that????

Blue Nail varnish???!!!!!!!!!

Done.

Sonny's Weekend... Monday, 9 August, 2004 14:56 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "Nick Poore (E-mail)" <****************************>, "****************************"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Handbag Catcher (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Lobby (E-mail)" <****************************>... more "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************>

From: To:

Cc:


Hiya guys,

Thought I'd let you all know... Sand called me last night to tell me he met a lovely young lady on Saturday night who he went home with a got jiggy jiggy

with...

When I quizzed him about her he got a little nervous.... all he would say is that she was Portuguese and her name is Nadia... and she's got a bit of money...!!!!!!! All the best mate

RE: Thursday, 5 August, 2004 12:48

From:

"Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

To:

"'sand mal'" <****************************>

no problem mate. that will teach you for wearing nail varnish. -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 05 August 2004 12:45 To: Cairns, James Subject: Re:

Right at this momment im not in a good state, coughing and all kinds off shit, will talk this afternoon/2nite to discuss saturday

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Right, Sunny - what you up to on Saturday? Lads in MK are laying low, so a visit may be on the cards..... Flag this message RE: Sunday... Wednesday, 4 August, 2004 11:18 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "****************************"'Nick Poore'" <****************************>, "'Sensation (E-mail)'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>

Your brave... hanging about with a man with blue finger nails...!!!! -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 04 August 2004 10:57 To: 'Nick Poore'; 'Sensation (E-mail)'; Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Sunday...

From: To:


Is anyone out and about at the weekend? if not, then I suppose I'll have to have my arm twisted and go to Stringfellow's with Nuttsy.........

-----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 04 August 2004 10:26 To: 'Cairns, James'; 'Sensation (E-mail)'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Bidwell, Jon' Subject: RE: Sunday...

Muzzey Izzet forget that......Darren Anderton and Gus poyet two 4 one on a free! Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 04 August 2004 09:52 To: Dancing Queen (E-mail); Sensation (E-mail); Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon Subject: Sunday... Importance: High Where's everyone watching the charity shield on Sunday?? Pman - If your boy's are looking for a replacement central midfielder, I hear Muzzy Izzet is available....

Flag this message It a deal, It's a steal.......... Friday, 30 July, 2004 15:09 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "Dancing Queen (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Sensation (E-mail)" <****************************>

Stanstead - Copenhagen (Thurs 23 Sep - Sun 26th Sep) = $47.75 including all taxes!!! IM GOING TO ROCK OUT WITH MY C*CK OUT!!!

RE: Flights

From: To:


Thursday, 29 July, 2004 14:11

From:

"Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

"'Cairns, James'" <****************************>, "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>, "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'Sensation (E-mail)'" <****************************>

To:

Good deal..... Barcelona............been there 4 times! And off to spain in 2 weeks! Rather go somewhere new... 1.Copenhagen 2.Stockholm Ryanair.com 3.Dublin????? 4.Munich

(Loving those danes!) (Loving those swedes even more!) Bargin deals on (Loving those caravans+transit vans!) (Hate the Germans!)

Cast your votes boys......................... Borat...Can you get some discount Oceania passes for Friday night? Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 July 2004 13:30 To: Dancing Queen (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: Flights Chaps, just found the best deal yet... Luton - Barcelona (Thur 21st Oct - Sun 24th Oct) - ÂŁ40.98 including all taxes!!!! What do you reckon????

RE: No Nil Nils.... Thursday, 9 September, 2004 8:49 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

From:

To: "'paul drage'" <drage68@hotmail.com>, ****************************, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, ****************************, nmadden1@hotmail.com

Draggy is this a long drawn out convoluted way of saying you fancy Sunni?

-----Original Message----From: paul drage [mailto:drage68@hotmail.com] Sent: 09 September 2004 08:43 To: ****************************; ****************************; ****************************; ****************************;


nmadden1@hotmail.com Subject: RE: No Nil Nils.... You bunch of muppets, i thought we were discussing a way of making money but we appear to have tripped and fallen back into the school playground. That was meant to be tongue in cheek jimbo but i see its wasted on you boys. Secondly monkey if you are trying to suggest i like to park anchor in poo bay maybe you should be more concerned with the fact you fell asleep on our couch that time and didnt even wake up when people drew all over you. That was quite a deep sleep you was in wasnt it........!!!!!!!! P.s. I notice if this is a gay email club that you replied very quickly. Drags.x >From: sand mal <****************************> >To: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Cairns, James" ><****************************>, 'paul drage' <drage68@hotmail.com>, >"'****************************'" <****************************>, >"'nmadden1@hotmail.com'" <nmadden1@hotmail.com> >CC: "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************> >Subject: RE: No Nil Nils.... >Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 16:11:35 +0100 (BST) > >What the fu$k is goin on boyz, I would be worried very f$ukin scared!, >Or maybe this is some sort of gay email club u lot r involved in, anyway >take care honeys! > > >Sonny X > > > > > >"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:Actually I think it >was intended for Sonny.... > >-----Original Message---->From: Cairns, James >Sent: 08 September 2004 15:34 >To: 'paul drage'; Poulter, Anthony; ****************************; Cairns, >James; nmadden1@hotmail.com >Subject: RE: No Nil Nils.... > > >Why has Draggy signed off with a kiss? >Email must have been meant for you Poults. > > > >-----Original Message---->From: paul drage [mailto:drage68@hotmail.com] >Sent: 08 September 2004 15:29 >To: ****************************; ****************************; >****************************; nmadden1@hotmail.com >Subject: RE: No Nil Nils.... > > >Shut it poults, just because youve got a fat ankle dont take it out on me.. >Im now going to educate you boys, systems are based on reliable patterns >however anyone who knows football knows anything can happen. Your best bet >for something like this is what i call good old fashioned instinct. The man >city game may well be high scoring but they are very unreliable. They will >score loads one week and be shit the next plus everton are not looking >great


> >but are quite organised and unadventurous. I prefer the portsmouth game as >they now have a very reliable goal scorer in akubu and play very open >football which gives the opposition a chance. Also crystal palace are still >getting accustomed to the premiership and are leaking lots of goals. Here >endeth the lesson, if you need further advise in weeks to come i will be >happy to oblige. > >Drags.x > > > >From: "Poulter, Anthony" > >To: 'Simon McMahon' , "Cairns, James" > >, nmadden1@hotmail.com, drage68@hotmail.com > >Subject: RE: No Nil Nils.... > >Date: Wed, 8 Sep 2004 14:30:03 +0100 > > > >Nice one Si, you missed out Dragy on the spreadsheet...!!! He'll be > >spitting > >about that...!!!! > > > >-----Original Message----> >From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] > >Sent: 07 September 2004 18:10 > >To: ****************************; ****************************; > >nmadden1@hotmail.com; drage68@hotmail.com > >Subject: No Nil Nils.... > > > > > >Lads, > > > >Right here's the ptoto-type spreadsheet. Apologies as to format as 1am > >here > > > >and had problems getting the odds / results in so had to type manually so > >took longer than it should've done. Still pleased with it and am looking > >forward to this weeks results now. > > > >ranking is form 1 - 8 (as 8 matches on Saturday) as the most likely game >to > >have a goal in 8 down to a predicted nil - nil (1). > > > >Right, need to get off here. Heres the bit from the bloke who does this > >system. Is boring compared to our kind of normal bets as it takes eight >to > >ten correct results to double your stake and ofcourse one nil nil and >it's > >crashed and burned. More later. > > > >McMahon. > > > >89% of games end with 1 goal or more. About right. I have a system in >place > >to pick these games. > > > >1. Never bet on Derby's, > >2. Never bet on the away team being the stronger, > >3. Never bet on the big 5 playing each other, > >4. Never bet on the bottom 4 playing each other. > >5. Always bet as close to the teamsheet being announced. (Newsnow is >great > >for upto the min team news.Look at form and recent history soccers-stats > >offer that) > >6. Whatever winnings are made take it out and operate on a set amount. > >7. Don't bet for the sake of betting. > >8. Have a long-term view. > >


RE: Praha Wednesday, 8 September, 2004 15:49 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

From:

"'sand mal'" <****************************>

To:

"Dancing Queen (E-mail)" <****************************>

Cc:

Flights are now $160.

I've reserved 2 apartments (one 1 bedder, and one 2 bedder) located right on the main strip along with transport from the airport. Party on..... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 08 September 2004 15:18 To: Cairns, James Subject: RE: Praha

hes not got a flight yet its gone up to $125, uming and rring, book up lets get it on!, im not sharing with suky! "Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: is that definitely?, has he booked his flight?

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 08 September 2004 13:38 To: Cairns, James; Dancing Queen (E-mail) Cc: Poulter, Anthony Subject: Re: Praha

hors all over it book up "Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Ladies Just heard back from Praha and Jungmann apartments are all booked up and they said Praha is becoming very popular so we will need to book somewhere else ASAP. They do do other apartments, and have recommended one right on the main strip (we could watch gold fingers from our window) but I need to confirm numbers before provisionally booking. (cost will be about ÂŁ65 each for the 3 nights). They don't seem to have 3 bed apartments so we might have to split up into 2 apartments.


Sand - can you confirm whether or not LorTheHor is attending?? Pman - let me know if you intend to come Nic - take off your sweatband, it's not cool and it's not clever Ave it.....

RE: Prague Hardcore Monday, 6 September, 2004 17:07 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details "'Cairns, James'" <****************************>, "'Sensation (E-mail)'" <****************************>

Quality....will have to have a ride on the loveboat! Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 17:02 To: 'Nick Poore'; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore Importance: High OH MY GOSH Just looking on the Prague Experience web site and it turns out we've been missing out on so much when we've visited.... They've got a spearmint rhino's strip club with an adjoining casino so Borat can play poker and watch t*tty's. They've also got a strip boat!!! Just like visiting gold fingers on the QE2!!!! ........and much much more

-----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 16:43 To: 'Cairns, James' Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore

Yep...no worries Nick Poore

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Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 16:37 To: 'Nick Poore' Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore Just a maybe at the moment mate. Let you know Wednesday if that's ok. -----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 16:28 To: 'Cairns, James' Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore

Cool....footie is @ 10.00 ko....were bottom now and playing the team just above us! It's a must win situation. Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 16:18 To: 'Nick Poore' Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore no not heard back from them yet. I'll chase them again tomorrow.

-----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 16:11 To: 'Cairns, James'; 'Sensation (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Prague Hardcore

Look forward to seeing the Queer Asian / Canadian Mountie saga unfold.......have you booked the pad yet???


Put me down for a room with stevo..so I can participate in his antics! Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 06 September 2004 15:52 To: Dancing Queen (E-mail); Sensation (E-mail) Subject: Prague Hardcore Importance: High Bad news I'm afraid. Suky said he doesn't fancy Prague. But then booking up and he jumped straight in there.

told him that LorTheHor was

There's currently 6 who have booked now. If Lor comes then that will make 7 so we'll need 2 apartments, which isn't a problem, but we'll need to decided who stay's where. I suggest Me, me mate, Nic, Sand, Steve have the larger apartment and Suky and Lor share a cosy little one bedder........ OH MY GOSH SUKY AND LOR CAN DO LUNCH

(AND DINNER AND BREAKFAST)

RE: FW: bmibaby booking confirmation & travel itinerary Tuesday, 5 October, 2004 12:44 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "'sand mal'" <****************************>

he'll be down in Mk before we hit Prague. OH MY GOSH MY MATE IS THE BIGGEST DOG IN THE WORLD -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 05 October 2004 12:38 To: Cairns, James Subject: Re: FW: bmibaby booking confirmation & travel itinerary

U better get this Rigby fela out for a few jars, is it that guy of rising damp!

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote:

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-----Original Message----From: bookings@bookbmibaby.co.uk [mailto:bookings@bookbmibaby.co.uk] Sent: 04 September 2004 11:25 To: **************************** Subject: bmibaby booking confirmation & travel itinerary

Flag this message FW: bmibaby booking confirmation & travel itinerary Monday, 6 September, 2004 9:01 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

From:

"Dancing Queen (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Sensation (E-mail)" <****************************> "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>

To: Cc:

-----Original Message----From: bookings@bookbmibaby.co.uk [mailto:bookings@bookbmibaby.co.uk] Sent: 04 September 2004 11:25 To: **************************** Subject: bmibaby booking confirmation & travel itinerary

confirmation of booking : JYZ6CH Thanks for choosing to fly with bmibaby and welcome aboard! We don't issue tickets, so all you have to do is produce your confirmation number at the check-in desk, along with photographic identification for everyone travelling (details below). Please make sure you read the 'important information' and check your travel details. And don't forget to register your email address at bmibaby.com so we can keep you informed of special offers and promotions. Have a great trip!

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Booking Reference: JYZ6CH Booking Date: 4th September 2004

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Passenger type

MR

JAMES CAIRNS

ADULT

MR

NICHOLAS POORE

ADULT

MR

SANDEEP MALHOTRA

ADULT

MR

DAVID RIGBY

ADULT

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4th November 2004 7th November 2004

WW5683 WW5684

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Flag this message RE: Friday, 3 September, 2004 12:09 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

From:

"'Cairns, James'" <****************************>, "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>, "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'Sensation (E-mail)'" <****************************>

Berlin.......sounds good...I hear the German ladies shave there armpits and everything these days! Come on boys make a quick decision and book ASAP! Input input Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 03 September 2004 11:48 To: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Dancing Queen (E-mail); Sensation (E-mail) Subject: Importance: High

To:


sleazy jet have just announced a sale - need to get all over this... These are the flights from Luton; even Nic's car will make it to Luton.... Thursday 11th Nov - Sunday 14th Nov Budapest - £39 Madrid - £37 Turin - £22 !!! Paris - £29 Edinburgh - £25 Berlin - £38 If we book these flights they are totally transferable, so if we decide to go somewhere else we can put the cost of these flight towards the cost of the new flight as long as we give them 24hrs notice.........its a steal its a deal.......

RE: Wednesday, 1 September, 2004 16:02 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

From:

"'sand mal'" <****************************>

Yeh got the 1st one 3 times and this one twice! Trigger happy! Will tell Borat the only answer is another lay its the only way to lay the ghost 2 rest!

Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 01 September 2004 16:00 To: Nick Poore Subject: Re:

To:


I dont know if u got my last email, basicly stayin in friday nite, belive it or not, up 4 saturday call stevo and tell Borat Gambleing is not the answer to his recent break up and to get out on it

Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: Alright Monkey…….. Whats your plans for the weekend???? A hint of Fabric on Friday was it? (Then 2 spaced 2 do anything Saturday) Feel like hitting the smoke and some decent bars on Saturday…….Borat might be having a poker night!

Free Booze and Women Wednesday, 29 September, 2004 15:03 "Mike Law" <m.law@merchantchina.com> View contact details ****************************

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Go to the link below and then tell me if you can think of anything better to do any night, nevermind a wednesday

From: Tom Quinn Sent: 29 September 2004 13:57 To: Mike Law Subject:

http://www.stringfellows.co.uk/club/invites/sep29.html

RE: Monday, 20 September, 2004 12:13 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

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"'sand mal'" <****************************>, "'Cairns, James'" <****************************>, "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>, "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>

english please?

Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 20 September 2004 12:10 To: Nick Poore; 'Cairns, James'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Poulter, Anthony' Subject: RE:

When the F$ck is it driller this w/e

Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: Borats for a few then Mk will do me........ Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 20 September 2004 11:59 To: Bidwell, Jon; 'Nick Poore'; 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: If you were to stick the light sabres up your a*se would it make you ears glow??? a few suggestions for your b'day


- Visit the fag pad in Birmingham - Suk's moving out at the end of the month so we need to make the most of it - I'm back in Pagnell - so could start round mine for a few pre evening drinks followed by hitting MK - I'm sure monkey can suggest something in the smoke does anybody have any limitations with what they can do or where they can go? Prague has been booked mate. So far it's Me, me mate, Nic, Sand, Nic's mate Steve, Suk and Law. Pman is a no go (missus won't let him) so if you want to book up I'll let you know the details. (our flights shot up to $160, but you should be able to get cheaper flights from alternative airports). -----Original Message----From: Bidwell, Jon Sent: 20 September 2004 11:50 To: Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; 'sand mal' Cc: Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE:

hello losers...I'm back with.....wait for it.......it's good.....you're gonna love them..... fully functional light sabers (both republic and dark side) that glow up, make that hmmm sound as you wave them about...and clash sounds when you hit someone with them... available for hire...all enquiries to king bidders... oooh it's my birthday....have holiday blues though so no plans...any ideas? what's this holiday I see???? -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 20 September 2004 11:10 To: 'Nick Poore'; 'sand mal'; Cairns, James Cc: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Another poor showing from Monkey... I think he must have lost his phone because he wasn't returning any messages Bidders- welcome back. You can take the lead weight out of your shoes now....what have you got planned for your B'day at the weekend??

-----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 20 September 2004 11:06 To: 'sand mal'; 'Cairns, James' Cc: 'Poulter, Anthony' Subject: RE:

Where did u get 2 Monkey??????


Nick Poore Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX **************************** Tel: 01908 618811 Fax: 01908 618152 -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 20 September 2004 11:00 To: Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore' Cc: Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE:

sorry about w/e boyz, 1 thing then another, i trust we all got drilled

RE: Pre Christmas drink Flag this message

Monday, 29 November, 2004 15:05

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details

From:

"'sand mal'" <****************************> "Cairns, James" <****************************>

Mate, you've really upset Tash as she was CC in... I think you better apologies.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 November 2004 15:02 To: Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; '****************************'; Poulter, Anthony; 'suky.johal@attentiv.com' Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: RE: Pre Christmas drink

In that case we can make it a triple celebration beacuse PMANS pregnant aswell !!! Congarts PMAN, biders i will hold off on your congrats lets wait and c if its yours first.

To: Cc:


OH MY GOSH!

"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> wrote: To Santa Cairns, Monkey, Sweat Band Boy, Chunk and Handbag, I think we should go out on the 18th...I mean, I hate the sweat band wearer too but if he can't make the 11th then I guess we should do the 18th... There is also another reason why we need to celebrate, and is the same reason why I've not seen any of you for many weeks...and it's not the gunners poor run of form! I'm going to be a Dad...! Now this is top secret until Tuesday of next week as by then Natasha will have been for the first scan, so feel privileged that you have found out at this early stage. All being well we will have a real reason for a big night out and as it will probably be my last for a few years, I'm relying on you fcuking lot to make it a good one.... Cheers, Bidders > -----Original Message----> From: Cairns, James > Sent: 29 November 2004 11:56 > To: Bidwell, Jon; Suky Johal (E-mail); Tapper Tom (E-mail); Poulter, > Anthony; Sensation (E-mail); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Steady Eddie > (E-mail) > Subject: Pre Christmas drink > > Alright chaps > > A few of you have mentioned about having a pre Christmas catch-up / > drinking session so I thought I'd float a few ideas so that those who need > to can book the time off in advance!! > > Saturday 11th Dec seems to be best and in terms of venues there are a > number of options. > > 1 - London > 2 - Hit Birmingham (if Suk has no objections and he might be in his new > place by then so this can double up as a house warming!!) > 3 - 'ave it in the glorious MK up the beautiful Theatre District >


> No responses needed yet, but just make sure you can all make the 11th and > I'll send out another mail closer to the time. > > > Santa 'Cairns' > > RE: Pre Christmas drink (Whoops!) Monday, 29 November, 2004 15:30 "Bidwell, Natasha" <Natasha.Bidwell@abbey.com> Add sender to Contacts

From:

To: "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "****************************"'****************************'" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "'suky.johal@attentiv.com'" <suky.johal@attentiv.com>... more

You should think yourself lucky I've passed my ultra sensitive stage!

Natasha Bidwell MKDMK01 Risk Assessor AML - Customer Assessment Team Tel: 01908 357745 Fax: 01908 440008 EMail: Natasha.Bidwell@Abbey.com -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 November 2004 15:13 To: Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; '****************************'; Poulter, Anthony; 'suky.johal@attentiv.com' Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: RE: Pre Christmas drink (Whoops!)

OH DEAR! How do I put this, I AM A MONKEY!, it was only one of my sick jokes Natasha I hate this email thing, who thought of this CC Bollox!, Anyway congrats lets hope its a boy, by the way sorry to PMAN aswell apparrently its Twins! OH MY GOSH TAKE MY PC AWAY FROM ME!


"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> wrote: To Santa Cairns, Monkey, Sweat Band Boy, Chunk and Handbag, I think we should go out on the 18th...I mean, I hate the sweat band wearer too but if he can't make the 11th then I guess we should do the 18th... There is also another reason why we need to celebrate, and is the same reason why I've not seen any of you for many weeks...and it's not the gunners poor run of form! I'm going to be a Dad...! Now this is top secret until Tuesday of next week as by then Natasha will have been for the first scan, so feel privileged that you have found out at this early stage. All being well we will have a real reason for a big night out and as it will probably be my last for a few years, I'm relying on you fcuking lot to make it a good one.... Cheers, Bidders Flag this message RE: Pre Christmas drink (Whoops!) Monday, 29 November, 2004 15:30 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Nick Poore" <****************************>, "****************************"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, suky.johal@attentiv.com... more

From:

More like a Dumper Truck.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 November 2004 15:28 To: Nick Poore; 'Cairns, James'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; suky.johal@attentiv.com Subject: RE: Pre Christmas drink (Whoops!)

TAXI for Malhotra!

Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: Own Goal of the year Monkey!!! Ave it!

To:


Nick Poore Stationery & Activity Merchandiser Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX

-----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 November 2004 15:15 To: 'sand mal'; Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; '****************************'; Poulter, Anthony; 'suky.johal@attentiv.com' Subject: RE: Pre Christmas drink (Whoops!) STRONG WORK MONKEY

Re: Prague Wednesday, 10 November, 2004 14:49 "Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details ****************************

Messy? Glad.

good to hear it and wouldn't expect anything less.

No not long now. What do you want from Bang-cock mate - Dvd / footie top / fake Rolex? McMahon. >From: sand mal <****************************> >To: Simon McMahon <****************************> >Subject: Re: Prague >Date: Wed, 10 Nov 2004 11:40:34 +0000 (GMT) > >its all very messy, mc noodle, what more can i say!, 40 days that aint long >is it. > >Simon McMahon <****************************> wrote:On quick break from work. > >Are you ok mate - did you survive prague???? > >See you in 40 days. > >McMahon

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RE: [Maybe Spam] RE: .... Wednesday, 1 December, 2004 11:42 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details

From:

"'Simon McMahon'" <****************************>, edward.madden@drs.co.uk, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com, "Cairns, James" <****************************>

He's grey haired Van Nistelrooy look alike...

-----Original Message----From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] Sent: 01 December 2004 11:37 To: edward.madden@drs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; drage68@hotmail.com; **************************** Subject: RE: [Maybe Spam] RE: .... whose Eddy???? >From: "Edward Madden" <edward.madden@drs.co.uk> >To: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "sand mal" ><****************************>, "Simon McMahon" <****************************>, ><drage68@hotmail.com>, "Cairns, James" <****************************> >Subject: RE: [Maybe Spam] RE: .... >Date: Wed, 1 Dec 2004 11:30:37 -0000 > >Poulter are you coming out on Thursday or are you eating cream biscuits all > night with dragy > >________________________________ > >From: Poulter, Anthony [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 01 December 2004 10:06 >To: 'sand mal'; Simon McMahon; Edward Madden; drage68@hotmail.com; Cairns, >James >Subject: [Maybe Spam] RE: .... >Importance: High > > >Eddie called me last night and said he was about to get in a game of soggy >biscuit..... said he didn't know what the game was but sounded a >laugh.....!!!!!!! > > > > -----Original Message----> From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] > Sent: 01 December 2004 10:04 > To: Simon McMahon; edward.madden@drs.co.uk; drage68@hotmail.com; >****************************; **************************** > Subject: Re: .... > > > 3 words, > > marbles lost me > > Simon McMahon <****************************> wrote: > > ...and you point is what exactly Malhotra???? > > That you can write shorter emails than me??? > > >From: sand mal > >To: Simon McMahon , edward.madden@drs.co.uk,

To:


> >drage68@hotmail.com, ****************************, **************************** > >Subject: Re: .... > >Date: Tue, 30 Nov 2004 14:04:21 +0000 (GMT) > > > > > > > >Simon McMahon wrote:...18. > > > >Later, > > > >McMahon

RE: NYE Wednesday, 8 December, 2004 11:01

From: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details To: "'Tom Nicholls'" <Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com>, "Suky Johal" <Suky.Johal@attentiv.co.uk>, "sand mal" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "****************************"Nick Poore" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>... more

Did anybody see Tom on Young, Posh and Penniless last night.. he had to work in a chip shop for 10 days.... must have been like a dream come true for ya... -----Original Message----From: Tom Nicholls [mailto:Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com] Sent: 08 December 2004 10:59 To: Suky Johal; sand mal; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Nick Poore; Bidwell, Jon; Tom Nicholls Subject: RE: NYE It's next Saturday - 18th Tom Nicholls Fluency Voice Technology Ltd -----Original Message----From: Suky Johal [mailto:Suky.Johal@attentiv.co.uk] Sent: 08 December 2004 10:57 To: sand mal; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Nick Poore; Bidwell, Jon; Tapper Tom (E-mail) Subject: RE: NYE You must be mad going to Glasgow for New Year ! One of the roughest and most racist cities in the UK. Sounds like it will be brilliant... A couple of weeks ago in racist gang attacks a 13 year old boy was kidnapped, tortured and then burnt alive.

We all still on for this Saturday ?

What are the plans ?

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: Thu 02/12/2004 12:02 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Suky Johal; Bidwell, Jon; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Cc: Subject: RE: NYE


OK im gona stop now, I never like to see a man take the piss out of himself.

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Not sure what I'm getting her... but I think she's got me a studded dog chain and lead.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 02 December 2004 11:49 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; 'Suky Johal'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Subject: RE: NYE OH! yes it does!, very very well!, What u getin C for xmas infared radar tracker, or night vision goggles

wrote:

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> It doesn't work down here either.....

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 02 December 2004 11:45 To: Cairns, James; Poulter, Anthony; 'Nick Poore'; 'Suky Johal'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Subject: RE: NYE His tag doent work in scotland

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: sweaty clubs......

Says the man who lives for dirty OCK AI THE NOU!!

-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 02 December 2004 11:39 To: 'sand mal'; Nick Poore; Cairns, James; 'Suky Johal'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Subject: RE: NYE

sweaty land...

Count me out... No way am I going to

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************]


Sent: 02 December 2004 11:25 To: Nick Poore; 'Cairns, James'; 'Suky Johal'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Subject: RE: NYE Bring her along, will get the gus to sort out cheap hotel, big crowd already goin and have tickets for club in Edinburgh 30mins away if need be, otherwise all over glasgow bars, connections in glasgow being sorted as we speak, just waitin on conformation from Scotland stroker!,

wrote:

Nick Poore <****************************>

Not sure what 2 do yet!!! Any plans will have to involve the missis........

ÂŁ55 Luton-Glasgow Easyjet....depart 31 December....Back 01-Jan.

Monkey find a cheap Hotel!

Nick Poore Stationery & Activity Merchandiser Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 02 December 2004 11:02 To: sand mal; Nick Poore; 'Cairns, James'; 'Suky Johal'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Tapper Tom (E-mail)' Subject: Re: NYE

Come on you strokers!, u dont wana be one of the numbers in The Empire, doin a vegas nite!

Glasgow will rock!, all those thinkin about it, er? em? am I allowed to go ?,


Use your balls book up bring who and what u need lets make it a day out.

wrote:

sand mal <****************************>

Any 1 up for Glasgow, got some where to crash, flights are cheap at moment, full on piss up!

"Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details drage68@hotmail.com, edward.madden@drs.co.uk, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************

To:

...3

RE: ... Wednesday, 15 December, 2004 15:17 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "'Simon McMahon'" <****************************>, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com, edward.madden@drs.co.uk, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>

Any Tortoise P*rn?

I'm off Monday too mate, so it's going to be a v messy weekend......

-----Original Message----From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 December 2004 15:11 To: ****************************; drage68@hotmail.com; edward.madden@drs.co.uk; ****************************; **************************** Subject: Re: ... Those interested parties among you (DRAGE) may like to know that I've just been and brought a new swag bag with a false bottom. All I need now is the contraband to fill it and the "nothing to declare" bowl that will see me safely out of the airport and into the pub. Well I'm glad you only expect four Drage. You forget that I'm now a man of the world with an extensive knowedge of the "adult entertainment industry". As such I have included

'tard p@rn, clown p@rn and "chicks with d!cks" p@rn

for your viewing pleasure. Lovely.

All nicely spliced into Jenna and Rocco.

BTW do you boys have Malboro blue (mild) over there at the moment? I'm buying lights anyway but I just wondered. Where are you lot all going then on Saturday night? Sand I heard a vicious rumour that my flight may be intercepted by the Asian Sensation and I'm contemplating letting the relevant airport authorities know of your intended

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arrival and will ensure they place extra security guards on the squares and razors. Have you got the day off on Monday as well then mate??? This could get out of hand as my ETA in the big MK is around 10.30... I've got a big 8 and a half hours to teach and then I'm coming home. MCMAHON. Coming to town near you soon.

RE: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up Tuesday, 14 December, 2004 16:39 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

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Yes MK's will do!

Ave it Saturday night! Nick Poore Stationery & Activity Merchandiser Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 December 2004 16:33 To: Sensation (E-mail); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Tapper Tom (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; Suky Johal (E-mail); Poulter, Anthony; Steady Eddie (E-mail); 'paul drage' Subject: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up Weekend is quickly approaching so we need to sort out the plan for Saturday. Having spoken to a few of you over the last coupe of days (Nic, Steve, Pman and Tapper) the preference appears to be MK - easiest for us all to get to and cheap accommodation (ÂŁ5 pppn at Pmans, or ÂŁ10 pppn at mine...) If anyone violently objects to having it in the MK then speak now. Otherwise, plan is to start round Pman's and then onto TTD. Suk, Tapper let me know if you want to crash at mine. Laters

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Draggy, haven't we yellow carded you for this before??? Save them for your 'New Friend'.....

-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 14 December 2004 16:06 To: 'paul drage'; ****************************; edward.madden@drs.co.uk; ****************************; Cairns, James Subject: RE: ... Importance: High Dragy this is not a gay email distribution list... (With exception of Eddie)... please reframe from blowing kisses.... its not big and its not clever.... Regards -----Original Message----From: paul drage [mailto:drage68@hotmail.com] Sent: 14 December 2004 15:58 To: ****************************; edward.madden@drs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; **************************** Subject: RE: ... The number of digits on 1 hand that can be made into a fist and used in a windmill fashion to sort you bunch of retards out.x >From: "Simon McMahon" <****************************> >To: edward.madden@drs.co.uk, ****************************, >****************************, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com >Subject: ... >Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 13:41:25 +0000 > >...5

RE: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up Friday, 17 December, 2004 11:24 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details "'sand mal'" <****************************>

Strong workâ&#x20AC;Ś.i am not getting involved in the politics either

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Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 December 2004 11:12 To: Nick Poore Subject: RE: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up

Im just gona turn up get wasted!, and then sleep!, i aint gona call or organise anything, just be anoymous member of the group, leave all the hard work to the cheifs, borat and pman

Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: I thought it was praha reunion boys as well…..but then I had 2 invite the missis! (Can’t be botherd to have the same conversation….we’ve been together 1 year now and I still haven’t been out with your mates! / I’ve finally given in!)

And who’s gonna have 2 give your cousin a bed for the night!

C u in Mk your asking 2 many questions!

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Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 December 2004 10:57 To: Nick Poore Subject: RE: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up

thats a lot of questions, im back on the 23rd, gona be in mk all xmas until jan 4th, why is teg comin its praha reunion and mk boyz only, law is comin i think, hookin up wif stevo this afternoon to drop off, gona get out early saturady meet at borats, after the game Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: Hi Mate…

Sorry about the cash situation mate it will have 2 be pday 22-Dec! Guess your back around the 24th again so will hook u up then. What are you’re in – out of MK dates around Xmas...Think Bav will be around at some point??

Not out 2nite got the kids and need to save it for 2morrow…Give me a shout when you get 2 MK…..Stevo’s getting here around lunchtime after a night out in Watford (Think Tej is coming here sat night aswell give him a bell and put him off!) Is Law coming up?

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Anker International PLC Howard House Howard Way Interchange Park Newport Pagnell MK16 9PX -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 December 2004 10:11 To: Cairns, James ; SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Tapper Tom (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon ; Suky Johal (E-mail); Poulter, Anthony ; Steady Eddie (E-mail); 'paul drage' Subject: Re: Saturday Night Lads P*ss Up

Any1 on it 2nite or am i hitin Fabric!, FRIDAY nite FROLICKS, in the SLENZ

RE: A most strange weekend Monday, 10 January, 2005 11:04 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details

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Monkey.... don't tell me you've read all his mail...... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 10 January 2005 10:54 To: Poulter, Anthony; 'Simon McMahon'; drage68@hotmail.com; EdwardM@drs.co.uk; Cairns, James Subject: RE: A most strange weekend

Chinky and Gay!, did he invite u back to his to look at his chopstick collection

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: McMahon..... basic rule... if the rainbow flag is flying then do not enter the building..... -----Original Message-----


From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] Sent: 10 January 2005 08:37 To: drage68@hotmail.com; EdwardM@drs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; **************************** Subject: A most strange weekend Lads, Got the feeing that this might be a long email so keep it in reserve until you want to loaf for a while. Had a bizarre w/e and I thought I'd share it with you. I went and stayed with my friend in the City I will be moving to next. I got there about 12.30am and he said that we may as well go out and have a "few drinks" before last orders. The one problem with that is some pubs don't shut here so we finally got back around 6 ish. Then on the Saturday we had arranged to go to a Kung Fu gym and meet the people. We did that at 1pm and it was a struggle trying to not look like I went to sleep at around 7am and was serious in learning Kyng Fu. Then came the evening. We went to a decent bar with loads of totty. My mate cracks onto this one bird who then decided to play us off against each other - i.e sticking her body close on the dancefloor when either of us was at the bar / taking a slash. Still, we thought we'd both peserve and may the best man win but then as we're chatting to her she says "There's lots of beautiful girls in here. why don't you both go and chat to them". And walked off. So me and my mate decided she was a sl#t and to completely ignore her from that point on. We left shortly afterwards but she chased us down the stairs to say "sorry". Most amusing. She asked me to go for coffee with her on the Sunday to say sorry and I basically told her that I've got more than enough "friends" and her apology would suffice. Still, she gave both of us her photo business card earlier on in the night so my mate is intent on "hatefcuking" her midweek..... Then we go on to the late night bar. As we get their a fight kicks off (extremely rare over here) and it was most amusing. Now, fights in pubs normally follow the same format. A few fists are thrown and the bouncers will come and break it up. At this particular bar there was no bouncers so both of them (American's - need I say anymore) had time but were both still standing when the break up eventually came. Somehow one guy is outside and there's a big fence seperating them. the guy on the inside is giving it the big un to the one on the outside. Basically it was stuff like "I'm gonna kill you" Hold me back. Hold me back..." The guy on the outside was quality.


He was like "lets have it then. In the carpark you and me" To which the guy on the inside ran his mouth and didn't do anything. So, the guy on the ouside left and the p@ssy goes around the pub trying to chat about it so he comes up to me. I agreed that I had saw the fight and then he asks me if he can "take my drink", which was a vodka and coke. No, says I. I did offer him a cig (pound a pack over here u see) and then he says "Yeah, I'm probably the same as you. I've never had a fight in my life and I don't like fighting". To which I rolled my eyes and didn't say anything. I should've said "really. I couldve never have guessed" Realising this the guys asks me where I'm from. After I said the magic word "En-ger-land" he just got up and walked off without a word. It was a fcuking classic and I was a good five minutes laughing about it. My mate (who never fights) wanted to smack him on general principle of being a P@ssy but I managed to talk him out of it. And there's more. I'm chatting to this bloke about the office. Fcuk knows where he was from but I was talking to him for about 10 minutes or so. Then he said "I would like to jack your friend off". "You what?" said I, "You want to hit my mate?" completely mis-hearing and not expecting what he actually wanted to do. As you can imagine I was a bit shocked and as i was in a placid mood just told him that our conversation was over and that he was very wrong. It turns out that this bloke went up to my mate earlier in the club and asked him if he had anything to smoke. When my mate said no he asked him if he wanted a threesome with him and his boyfriend!!!!! Luckily I didn't know about that until after he started speaking to me. Wrong. I tell you. Johnny foreigners are fcuking strange. So that was my weekend. I hope that you all had a good one. Simon. RE: Big News.... Friday, 7 January, 2005 15:55 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details "'Cairns, James'" <****************************>, "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>, "'Lobby (E-mail)'" <****************************>... more

Magalufâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a dump...been there twice 11 ladies in two weeks! Ave It! Going home!

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-----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 15:42 To: Poulter, Anthony; 'sand mal'; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

Pman I'll be celebrating your stag do in Magaluth, week commencing June 1st - you are more than welcome to attend.

-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 07 January 2005 15:40 To: Cairns, James; 'sand mal'; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News.... Importance: High Right no messing..... it will probably be Global Gathering..... location hard house tent..... Borat... you better get used to those sweaty men rubbing up against you..... -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 07 January 2005 15:38 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Nick Poore; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....


I think we should ask C where she wants to go on the stag night

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 15:36 To: Poulter, Anthony; Nick Poore; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

no stop messin about there is only 1 person to ask about the stag night and thats the best man. What is the Dicksters number? "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: How about a 1 week in Vegas... then on to Hawaii for the wedding.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 15:15 To: Nick Poore; 'Cairns, James'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

make it 2 months in a very quite box, then let the dulcit tones begin, "POULTER!"

Nick Poore <****************************> wrote: Make it a month in Ibiza...its the last holiday your gonna get!

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-----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 15:06 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

Right then as they say - "every cloud has a silver...." - so where's the stag do!! I reckon a week in Spain!!!

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:57 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

Pman quick question, r u gona b allowed to the wedding does your tag reach as far as the church

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Doesn't bother me.... not sure if 'C' will see it like that though....... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:*********************** *****] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:44 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; 'Lobby (Email)' Subject: RE: Big News....

What a day for news!, Jims bought a horse Poulters marrying a

(thats a joke pman calm down u driller)

Name - stop emailing

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No I am, if you remember.... I'm having twins..... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:***************** ***********] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:35 To: Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News....

is she up the duff! "Cairns, James" <******************** ********> wrote: U taking the p*ss?

-----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:************** **************] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:33 To: 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Cairns, James'; 'Monkey (E-mail)'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; 'Lobby (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Big News.... Congrats mate......can hear the bells already!

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-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony [mailto:************** **************] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:28 To: Cairns, James; Nick Poore (E-mail); Monkey (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; 'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'; Lobby (E-mail) Subject: BigNews.... Importance: High Alright Lads, Wanted to tell you boys in person but The Big C got all excited and has been telling everyone, so before you hear it from somebody else... the Big C....


is to become the Big P..... yes that means we're engaged... it happened in Nottingham... we walked past a jewellers and she pulled a knife out on me held it to my throat saying that if I didn't buy the most expensive ring in the shop she'd cut my throat.... luckily it was only HM Samuels.... so I got away with a ÂŁ30 ring..... Better go tell me Mum & Dad now...... Poults PS - Suky Corinna said you can be her matron of honour....

RE: Gee Gees Friday, 7 January, 2005 14:30 "Johal, Suky" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk> View contact details "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "****************************"Tapper, Susan(JHPT)" <Susan.Tapper@JamesHay.co.uk>, "SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>... more

quit with the email please ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony [SMTP:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 14:05 To: 'sand mal'; Cairns, James; Johal, Suky; Tapper, Susan(JHPT); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Gee Gees Importance: High *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet *** The horse looks gay....... Name it.... Suky.....!!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 13:58 To: Cairns, James; 'Johal, Suky'; Tapper, Susan(JHPT); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Gee Gees

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name, Jackpot Judas!

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Name - Driller -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 07 January 2005 13:55 To: Cairns, James; 'Johal, Suky'; Tapper, Susan(JHPT); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Gee Gees Name, All over it!

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Tom - do you fancy fulfilling a life long ambition and becoming a jockey for the day? The horse will have no chance of winning, but at least it should save us a few quid! -----Original Message----From: Johal, Suky [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] Sent: 07 January 2005 12:11 To: 'Cairns, James'; Tapper, Susan(JHPT); SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: RE: Gee Gees Nice one ! Why has he got go faster stripes ? > -----Original Message----> From: Cairns, James [SMTP:****************************] > Sent: 07 January 2005 12:09 > To: Tapper, Susan(JHPT); Johal, Suky; SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); > Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Sensation (E-mail) > Subject: Gee Gees > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet *** > > Losers > > I've just bought the race horse attached! > > The horse has been selected by Ginger McCain (trainer of red rum) and will > be trained by him also. Ginger has also become part of our syndicate, so


> > hopefully he has a lot of faith in it! > > > > The horse (we've still got to register a name and > colours) is 3 years old > > and hasn't raced yet but is due for its first > outing mid feb. As an owner > > I > > get free racing tickets so you'll have to let me > know if you fancy having > > a > > day out. > > > > Jimmy 'Detori' Cairns > > > > > > > >

RE: Saturday night - ave it!!! Friday, 18 February, 2005 10:49 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details

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50/50...got a surprise party for the old man this weekend and sister is laying on the guilt trip…will confirm tonight.

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-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 18 February 2005 10:42 To: Cairns, James; 'Nick Poore'; Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; 'MikeLaw (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Saturday night - ave it!!!

Dont you open that trap door!, cuz theres somthing down there!

Right then looks like its all on, the Bat signals gone out and Bruce Wayne gots hes suit on its time to go Robin

Slag factor is at a maximum and iv got more MULLA than Juan Pablo swinging in his hamock in Columbia, all i need is numbers borat,

In or out dont F$ck about, I love birthdays!

Oh! important news Iv got a couple of striper girls coming out with us for the frollicks in fulham, i kid u not!

OH MY GOSH MY MATES WON AN NME AWARD!

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: By popular demand, Fulham it is - cheap accommodation and in house entertainment.


M - Have a word with Bidders, he's worried about spending too much time on tubes!!!

Sand - would appreciate if you could hook up a decent guest list. cheers mate. Also, get hold of that guy who sorted us out on NYE (Mulla).

BBB -----Original Message----From: Nick Poore [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 February 2005 14:40 To: 'sand mal'; 'Cairns, James'; 'Bidwell, Jon'; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'MikeLaw (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Saturday night - ave it!!!

Up for Fulham and stuff can't really be assed to tour Old Trafford then end up in Canal street (67,000 ponces chanting I can't believe we sold Butt!)

Don't forget your Tie.

Borat its up or down to you!

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 February 2005 14:27 To: Cairns, James ; Bidwell, Jon ; SWEAT BAND WEARER (E-mail); Poulter, Anthony ; MikeLaw (E-mail) Subject: Re: Saturday night - ave it!!!

Yes Yes !,

Lets get on it, more than happy to do Fulham and Chelsea, and then on to little special place iv found called the Clapham Grand, old style theatre, 4 floors all with bars, huge dance floor with stage at the back, go go girls on stage every 20mins with not a lot on.


Lots of other Clubs to hit, need to look into guest list, however Pasha do have threre posh funky house night on full of tarts, very up market night.

However my pref lets go mad for it in Manchester, your call Bors

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Right then, Saturday night. All of you have expressed an interest in joining me for a few jars to celebrate my upcoming B'day. So, need to organise where and when. Brum, which was first choice, is out because Suky is unavailable - he's having a pre-Op consultation and it's also his dad's B'day (may change his mind if he knows Law is on the list...). Other option include Manchester, as recommended by the talking/ singing/ dancing monkey. Definitely will be a top night, but involves a little bit more travelling and organising. Sand also recommended Nottingham. We can visit his sisters dorm at the uni and then hit the town thereafter. And finally, there's the Fulham. Hit the bars (a la NYE) and then go onto a sensible club (NO FABRIC MONKEY!!!!). ! Would be good to see if anyone's got any preferences, or definite no go's, but I think I'm swaying towards Fulham for ease and all round good value..... Triple B (Birthday Boy Borat)


RE: Poker - Friday Tuesday, 15 March, 2005 15:54 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details

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I like... I like... better to be a muppet than a fudger though.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 March 2005 15:53 To: Poulter, Anthony; Billingham, Heath; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (E-mail)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk' Subject: RE: Poker - Friday

Im bringin Bert and Ernie to make sure your not the only Muppet at the table how to get to seseme street!

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Sonny I keep telling you..., its Coffee Hall..... anyway Suky is coming along to make sure you not the 'only gay in the village' -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 March 2005 15:48 To: Poulter, Anthony; Billingham, Heath; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (Email)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk' Subject: RE: Poker - Friday

White tracksuit and Rebocks for Friday is it Little A, Poulters new address every1 18 sign on way Lakes estate Bletchley

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

I can think of one person who might be waving his bum in the air though...... -----Original Message----From: Billingham, Heath Sent: 15 March 2005 15:40 To: Poulter, Anthony; 'sand mal'; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (Email)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk' Subject: RE: Poker - Friday


Oh I see bums firmly on seats then on Friday. -----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 15 March 2005 15:39 To: Billingham, Heath; 'sand mal'; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (E-mail)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk' Subject: RE: Poker - Friday Importance: High Heath, he's talking about the gay population of Mk.... he's the main man within that group..... -----Original Message----From: Billingham, Heath Sent: 15 March 2005 15:23 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (E-mail)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk'; Billingham, Heath Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: RE: Poker - Friday Everyone in MK, not strictly true because I don't know you. Look forward to taking your cash though. Oh buy the way you lot I don't take IOU's last one I took from Poults, I could not get rid of his mum for weeks after. -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 15 March 2005 15:18 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; 'Dragy (E-mail)'; 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk'; Billingham, Heath Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: RE: Poker - Friday

Billingham Heath (Bills Hills) every1 in MK knows me, secondly your on the list. Poulter - I know where u live iv robbed u many a times Borat- Your a Racialist!

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Remember Sonny my address is 12 High Street Newport Pagnell...... -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 15 March 2005 15:07 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; Dragy (E-mail); 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk'; Billingham, Heath


Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: RE: Poker - Friday I'm gonna bring a banana and a cage -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:*********************** *****] Sent: 15 March 2005 15:06 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; Dragy (E-mail); 'Steven@cohesivetech.co.uk'; Billingham, Heath Cc: Bidwell, Natasha Subject: Re: Poker - Friday

Im gonna bring some booze, light snacks and a BIG BAG! to put all the money in at the end of the night when I leave. OH MY GOSH ISNT IT COLD OUTSIDE!

"Poulter, Anthony" <************************** **> wrote: Alright guys, Right you have all booked a place at Poulters House of Poker..... Doors open a 5 pm and the gambling will start about 8:30..... Feel free to come round before hand to drink some beer.... or rip into Dragy....!!!!! Entry fee will be ÂŁ10 per game... hopefully we can get a few games in.... !!!! The game is Texas Hold'um No Limit.... 1st and Second take the pot with the second place taking 15% and 1st taking 85% of the pot.


I'll get a couple of crates in and we have Pizza Hut and Dominos round the corner so we can order some food in at some stage...!!!! All you need to do is bring some cash and some booze and let the gambling begin....!!!!! Any problems then give me a shout otherwise I'll see you Friday....... Poults RE: Wednesday, 23 March, 2005 16:33 "Nick Poore" <****************************> View contact details "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'Simon McMahon'" <****************************>, ****************************, Suky.Johal@attentiv.com, "'Cairns, James'" <****************************> "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>

Off the list please chaps........ -----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony [mailto:****************************] Sent: 23 March 2005 16:25 To: 'Simon McMahon'; Poulter, Anthony; ****************************; Suky.Johal@attentiv.com; Cairns, James Cc: Bidwell, Jon; **************************** Subject: RE: Importance: High Mate I really hope its not a ladyboys beauty pagent... but each to there own.... -----Original Message----From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] Sent: 23 March 2005 16:20 To: ****************************; ****************************; Suky.Johal@attentiv.com; **************************** Cc: ****************************; **************************** Subject: RE: Well let me write you all 15 fcuking mails (blocking up my inbox) and not actually say anything. Yellow card. .... and >with all those ladyboys.... who knows what will happen....

From: To: Cc:


ummmm, i'm gonna get very drunk for much cheapness on a beach for two weeks and then celebrate Thai new year in a city with a 3 day Beauty Pagent.And lots of stripclubs. That's what'll happen. Sounds absolutely pants doesn't it? Hope you're all well. Off to drink beer. And email me mum. MCMAHON >From: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> >To: 'Simon McMahon' <****************************>, ****************************, >Suky.Johal@attentiv.com, "Cairns, James" <****************************> >CC: "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, **************************** >Subject: RE: Date: Wed, 23 Mar 2005 16:09:43 -0000 > >My god, he's caught the Suky bug (Please remove me from this >distribution list).... lets hope his not got it full blown as he's in >Bangc0ck.... and with all those ladyboys.... who knows what will >happen.... > > >-----Original Message---->From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] >Sent: 23 March 2005 16:07 >To: ****************************; ****************************; >Suky.Johal@attentiv.com; **************************** >Cc: ****************************; **************************** >Subject: RE: > > >Lads. > >Whilst I'm sure that what ever the fcuk you are all talking about is >the height of humour could you please take me off this distribution >list. And send me a summary / personal mail or something. > >Just landed in Thailand and not only are the computers slow as fcuk but >it also costs the price of about a beer to check my mail. >a summary or something. > >Cheers, > >MCMAHON

So, send me

RE: Tuesday, 29 March, 2005 13:16 "Mike Law" <m.law@merchantworldwide.com> Add sender to Contacts "sand mal" <****************************>

From: To:

First of all things could have been dealt with better from me but I really did not feel you would have a problem with her being here since she has been coming over pretty regularly with no problems so far. But still should have spoken to you about it.


Obviously I don’t want to move and don’t want you to move out. In terms of the room sizes you were the only one who saw the flat and you knew the amount of furniture I had would make the small room impossible for me so if you were not happy taking the smaller room we should not of moved into this flat.

As for a solution I cant afford to go complete thirds on the rent but would be able to go thirds on bills and pay £60 extra per month for the rent which would bring your rent down £412 as opposed to thirds which would be £325. this would be for the time while Zoya is here because she will be gone for the summer from june to august as well as off and on during the next couple of weeks.

At the end of the day im not trying to stroke you and want to find a deal that both of us can live with. Let me know what you think.

Also the cheapest cleaner I have found is for £62 because they have a minimum time of 4 hours at £14 per hour plus vat.

Mike

From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 March 2005 12:25 To: Mike Law Subject:

Lets start from the begining,

1st of all the agreement was we would move into a new flat for more room and to have everything shared equally.

We are happy with the flat and all arrangements made, My main reason for moving was to gain a bigger room and access to a lounge.


As it goes I have a smaller room, however you do have lots more furniture so its makes logical sence for you to have the larger room.I would have prefered a furnished place, saves hassle of moving etc .... As it goes you have lots of goods which I was happy to help move, seen as I get the use of the goods also.

Now not for 1 minute do I want you to think I have a problem with Zoya, And as far as her coming round to stay for a few months,weeks I have no problem with. Even though It would be nice to be told about it in advance.Now I cant help but think the situation of her moving in full time has been on your mind for a while and I also find the fact you think I would not mind even more ridiculous.

If the shoe was on the other foot, ie I was moving some girl into the flat who you knew or not, I am a 100% sure you would want to now about it.Anyway lets get down to facts I dont like being STROKED, so 3 options,

1) I Move out (which will upset me highly) 2) U go 3) Kazak moves in no problem ( I live with it) and everything goes 3 ways rent,bills the lot.

I will leave it with you. Flag this message RE: Waiting for a Tsunami Tuesday, 29 March, 2005 9:56

From:

"Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

To: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "'Simon McMahon'" <****************************>, "'drage68@hotmail.com'" <drage68@hotmail.com>, "'edward.madden@drs.co.uk'" <edward.madden@drs.co.uk>, "'nmadden1@hotmail.com'" <nmadden1@hotmail.com>, "'****************************'" <****************************>... more

was probably a false alarm........it was the only way the Barman could get McMahon

out

of

his

-----Original From:

bar

to

close

up.

Message----Poulter,

Anthony


Sent: To:

29

'Simon

Cairns,

McMahon';

James;

Subject:

March

drage68@hotmail.com;

nmadden1@hotmail.com;

RE:

2005

09:55

edward.madden@drs.co.uk;

****************************

Waiting

for

a

Tsunami

Importance:

High

McMahon.... you may want to watch out this Friday.... Sand is going to the beach and is planning to jump in the sea..... experts predict this will cause

a

tsunami

-----Original From:

Simon

Sent:

bigger

the

one....

[mailto:****************************] March

2005

drage68@hotmail.com;

07:40

edward.madden@drs.co.uk;

****************************;

nmadden1@hotmail.com;

****************************; **************************** Subject:

last

Message-----

McMahon 29

To:

then

Waiting

for

a

Tsunami

So, last night I was getting drunk around midnight with some English people at a bar on the beach. as

The barmaid comes over to us and say we've gotta go

a

Tsunami

was

coming.

The TV was on in the bar and sure enough there'd been another quake near where the last one was.

The last was sent a 4 metre wave which totalled the

bar and the barman got hit by a boat and has a big scar on his leg from it. So, the executive decision was made by the McMahon Board of Drinking to stick to the Thai people like glue. place

on

the

back

of

a

motorbike

Being their best customer got me a

and

we

all

went

up

a

big

hill.

It was pitch black, no one knew anything for sure and there was about 50 of us on this one hill.

The guy I was drinking with was p!ssed off as he was

cracking on to this bird and he was saying "Why does the Tsunami have to come today? that

I

I was well in there!" and yours truly was lamenting the fact

didnt

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beer

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with

me.

Anywho, about 2 hours later we got the all clear and went back to the bar for I'm

some

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An

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Later.Much. MCMAHON V NATURE 2005

RE: Baby Shower - Part Two Saturday, 16 April, 2005 19:52 From:

"Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details

To:

Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk, ****************************, **************************** ****************************, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com, ****************************

Cc:

Bidwell,

Congratulations on the impending new arrival, and good luck at the poker club! Can I please be taken off of these kinds of emails though as I have to pay to check them and every email seems to be refering to Sand as a Monky or Sukhy as gay. I'm sure you can appreciate this is information I already know and my time is limited. Best of luck all, Simon. > From: "Johal, Suky" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk> > To: "'Bidwell, Jon'" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> > CC: "Cairns, James" <****************************>, ****************************, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com, "'****************************'" <****************************> > Subject: RE: Baby Shower - Part Two > Date: Fri, 15 Apr 2005 10:08:55 +0100 > > Bore off the email you pair of gays.

Flag this message RE: Baby Shower - Part Two Thursday, 14 April, 2005 15:53 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "****************************"'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk>, "'****************************'" <****************************>, "'****************************'" <****************************>, "'drage68@hotmail.com'" <drage68@hotmail.com>... more

Part 6... Monkey gets caught by the Zoo keeper and ends up back in his cage....!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 April 2005 15:52 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; 'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'; '****************************'; '****************************'; 'drage68@hotmail.com' Subject: RE: Baby Shower - Part Two

From: To:


part 5, pman has 121 with every 1 in the club and then spend 3hrs on the mobile to the big c

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

i.e Suky in a wig..... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 April 2005 15:48 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; 'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'; '****************************'; '****************************'; 'drage68@hotmail.com' Subject: RE: Baby Shower - Part Two

Part 4, u lose all ya money, i go home with Blonde "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: He's also been trained in the art of receiving.... -----Original Message----From: Bidwell, Jon Sent: 14 April 2005 15:40 To: 'sand mal'; Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; drage68@hotmail.com Subject: RE: Baby Shower - Part Two

what...as you're a trained warrior and all... the only thing you've ever been trained to do is peel bananas with your feet and climb through old tyres! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 April 2005 15:38 To: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; drage68@hotmail.com Subject: Re: Baby Shower - Part Two

FACT Im gona bit up Biders "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> wrote: ...by the way, part two will be a trip to the Gutshot Poker Club for a bit of gambling... for all those that can't handle the intense pressure... it's on clerkenwell road, which is just a minute or so away from that awful club...what's it called...fabric...yes thats the one...


Dates to be decided...monkey, you better sort it s we'll be crashing at your gaff.... http://www.gutshot.co.uk/cardclub/card_club.php Jon Bidwell Consultant ISBAN UK - Partenon (Accounting) Location: SW SW 22, Shenley Wood House, Chalkdell Drive, Shenley Wood, Milton Keynes, MK5 6LA +44 (0) 1908 3 (46754) +44 (0) 7747 177 531 **************************** That's entry and about 800 paint balls for the day... also includes a delicious meal... hotdog and beans.... sorry no bananas.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 April 2005 15:25 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; 'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'; '****************************'; '****************************'; 'drage68@hotmail.com' Subject: RE: Baby Shower - Part One

40 bucks! where we goin Vietnam, stroke me get a deal u muppet "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Should cost about ÂŁ40 all in.... Count me in... think the teams are more than fair... the only thing is I can see there being some internal fighting in the other camp....!!! Lets do the teleban..... Poults > -----Original Message----> From: Bidwell, Jon > Sent: 14 April 2005 15:10 > To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; '****************************'; > 'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'; '****************************'; > '****************************'; 'drage68@hotmail.com' > Subject: Baby Shower - Part One > > right you losers, your attendance is required on Sunday 29th May to > celebrate the fact that i am a fertile god...


> > even Sukster has confirmed that he will grace us with his royal presence > so attendance is compulsory! > > the deal is paintballing in the morning/afternoon with bank holiday beers > in the evening.... > > poulter will be organising so I'll let him chip in the costings, monkey > has said that he's scared of guns so he might need a bit of persuasion > chaps... > > I've had a quick think about teams and have come up with the following, > let me know what you reckon... > > Whites - Bidders, Poults, Borat, Lowe, Sweat Band, Dragy, McMess (in > spirit form)+ any others > > Colours - Monkey, Sukster > > Invites can be extended so feel free to pass on... > > Ta, Bidders > RE: Mc mess Wednesday, 13 April, 2005 14:23

From:

"Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

To:

"'sand mal'" <****************************>

Certainly is mate . . . I told him that you were jealous that he was living your dream !!! It's like that film "leaving Las Vegas" !!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 13 April 2005 12:30 To: Cairns, James Subject: Mc mess

Please tell me u read MCs email about the PRO, this is a joke right, he can not be serious, he has hooked up with with a hooker. RE: Classic. . . Friday, 29 April, 2005 13:49 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "'sand mal'" <****************************>

Big time suspect. He was supposed to be in work today!!!! I'm back in Shrewsbury Saturday night for my cousins 40th, but heading back Sunday morning.

From: To:


Suky's just called and said he's having it in Brom tomorrow night and on Sunday. Nic's also just called and said he's up for something Sat/ Sun or Mon. Need to make a call on what to do

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 April 2005 13:45 To: Cairns, James Subject: RE: Classic. . .

all sounds very suspect to me, anyway back in the slynes 2moro/2nite, will buzz u, lots happening, lots and lots "Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: WHATEVERRRRR

PMAN is spending two more days in Grand Canaria at her majesty's pleasure. Just spoke to him and he said the drink is cheaper out there so there's no point in him and C coming back . . . . -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 29 April 2005 11:58 To: Cairns, James; Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Classic. . .

What ever u r doin Sunday drop it, its all kickin off in the smoke, the best show on earth is happening again, LOVE PUPPY/ SECERT SUNDAY, and I have all the details, the people count currently stands at about 30, and there is more room on the list, first come first served, early start miday. two words GET INVOLVED!

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: seriously dirty cardigan half way down his back, pleasure pants, and a rucksack - looked like they were escorting a hobo off the premises > -----Original Message----> From: Poulter, Anthony > Sent: 19 April 2005 09:45 > To: Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; Sensation (E-mail) > Subject: RE: Classic. . . > Importance: High > > So he's made some kind of effort.... was he looking like a pin cushion.... > > -----Original Message-----


> From: Cairns, James > Sent: 19 April 2005 09:44 > To: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Sensation (E-mail) > Subject: Classic. . . > > Guess who's just walked past my desk looking like he's been dragged > through a hedge backwards. . . .PEPPER!! > > He was being accompanied by a bod who works round the corner from me > - he must have got a new placement on the phones in Customer Complaints. > > From: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> > To: 'Simon McMahon' <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, ****************************, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com, "Cairns, James" <****************************> > Subject: RE: Sonny the Stud.... > Date: Tue, 3 May 2005 10:52:40 +0100 > > I've heard the conversation from one of those lucky ladies..... > > Sonny: Where you are you girls going.... > Girls: The fcuk away from you..... > Dragy: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..... > > This was the furthest sonny got with the ladies...... > > -----Original Message----> From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] > Sent: 03 May 2005 10:50 > To: ****************************; ****************************; > ****************************; ****************************; drage68@hotmail.com; > **************************** > Subject: RE: Sonny the Stud.... > > > You're just jealous cause your married!!!! > > Keep up the good work Sunny.

Sonny the Stud.... Tuesday, 3 May, 2005 12:41 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Nick Poore (E-mail)" <****************************>, "Dragy (E-mail)" <drage68@hotmail.com>, "Lobby (E-mail)" <****************************>... more

3 girl situation?? what does that mean??

1 told you to fek off, 1 cadged a drink and 1 said she was washing her hair??? surely it can't be girl on girl on girl on The Sensation???

From: To:


-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 03 May 2005 12:29 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Nick Poore (E-mail); Dragy (E-mail); Cairns, James; Lobby (E-mail) Subject: Re: Sonny the Stud....

To say i was on form is an understatement, However the 3 girl situation at the river was out of my hands, the charm was all used up the night before on the other 3 lucky ladies, 3 out of 6, thats 50% PMAN, And for every1s info, Sunday went OFF the scale the best nite in london to date, I went home in a BODYBAG! OH MY GOSH THATS THE COLONE

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Lads, I've been hearing reports that Sonny was a f@nny magnet in London this weekend.... Apparently everywhere he went the women were all over him..... What's your secret...??? Maybe you've invested in some of that lady spray that makes you irresistible...... Poults Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!! Friday, 6 May, 2005 10:59 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts

From:

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Sensation (E-mail)" <****************************>

I think you're probably right - are you gonna stand for that Monkey? > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

-----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 06 May 2005 10:55 To: Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: RE: Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!! Importance: High Better than being a geek.... -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 06 May 2005 10:54 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: RE: Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!!

To:


> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

correction - you're a chav -----Original Message----From: Poulter, Anthony Sent: 06 May 2005 10:52 To: Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James; Sensation (E-mail) Subject: RE: Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!! Importance: High Correction... I need to be back for 5 to cook dinner.... -----Original Message----From: Bidwell, Jon Sent: 06 May 2005 10:52 To: Cairns, James; Sensation (E-mail) Cc: Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!! unfortunately though, little a has to be home by 5 for his dinner! -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 06 May 2005 10:51 To: Sensation (E-mail) Cc: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony Subject: Farringdon, but not FABRIC !!! Monkey!! Saturday.

Myself, Mr Bidwell and a, are hitting Farringdon on

We're going to the world famous Gutshot to play in a tournament which kicks off at 2 in the afternoon. Give us a shout if you fancy coming down to play or just hanging around the bar (literally) for a jar or two. Laters . . .

RE: Oasis... Thursday, 12 May, 2005 16:21 "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "Cairns, James" <****************************>

From: To:

classic . .

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 12 May 2005 16:21 To: Poulter, Anthony; Bidwell, Jon; Cairns, James Subject: RE: Oasis...

Your turtle is a quality drinks holder, moves arround a bit, but iv got it on a chain now so it cant go far, missing its dad thou, i told him u were in jail for pet crimes. Sexual ones!


"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

How about I bring the ticket with me on Saturday night and first person who comes up and gives me the money can have it....!!!! Can do fairer than that... -----Original Message----From: Bidwell, Jon Sent: 12 May 2005 16:06 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James Subject: RE: Oasis...

so you don't want the ticket then..!? in that case, poulter, I'll give you face value...

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 12 May 2005 16:04 To: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James Subject: RE: Oasis...

Why dont u give him £150 that would realy upset me, biders pays £150 for £30 ticket, oh no!, U r a muppet, c u Strokers at the gig, i will be backstage railing

"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> wrote: poulter, I'm not having this... I'll give you 90 quid just to upset the monkey... deal?

-----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 12 May 2005 15:56 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Oasis...

Biders- Its Oasis, not the Spice Girls u gaylord, Pman we have a deal, every1 else can do 1. "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Ok... you've just talked yourself out of a ticket.... > -----Original Message----> From: Cairns, James > Sent: 12 May 2005 15:42 > To: Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; 'Monkey (E-mail)'


> Subject: RE: Oasis... > > I've just mentioned it to a chap round here and he'll go up to ÂŁ85.99 > > > -----Original Message----> From: Bidwell, Jon > Sent: 12 May 2005 15:40 > To: Poulter, Anthony; 'Monkey (E-mail)' > Cc: Cairns, James > Subject: RE: Oasis... > > I'll pay 60... > > -----Original Message----> From: Poulter, Anthony > Sent: 12 May 2005 15:36 > To: Monkey (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon > Cc: Cairns, James > Subject: Oasis... > Importance: High > > Afternoon loser..... > > Right I have one spare ticket as Jim has already bagged one... the other one is on sale to you boys... now the fairest thing would be for you both to put an offer in and then the highest one gets the ticket... so girls... let the bidding begin..... > > Poults > Trip Home Cancelled... Friday, 1 July, 2005 4:04 "Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details

From:

drage68@hotmail.com, edward.madden@drs.co.uk, ****************************, ****************************, nmadden1@hotmail.com, ****************************

To:

....well it is provisionally anyway.

I went to two different hospitals this week in a bid to kidnap an English speaking Doctor to take a look at my left peg. The first Doc told me that yes it did indeed look like ligament damage and then proceeded to measure both legs. Alarmingly my left leg is 2cm shoter in circumference than the undamaged right one. "Muscle Atrophy" says he. Fcuk me, says I, it wasn't as if I was Arnie Shwarzwenneger to start with, or as one of my students says "Your skinnier than a chopstick". Speaking of my students one girl in the older class (11 years old or so) tells me yesterday that I'm ugly and her mum thinks I'm ugly. I ask her if her mum has ever


seen me. She says "no" but her father has and he told her mum that I was ugly....Kids. Anywho, where was I, oh yeah not coming home. That right. So Doc number one starts talking about a scan and Physio-therapy. After three months of being an Edward Madden I was thinking that progress was being finally made. He concludes the appointment by prescribing me some magic cream...!!!!!! but doc, says I - I've got some of me own brand of that!!!! Seriously though I was most p!ssed off. Muscle Cream for fcuk sake. Like being back in England. So anyway, I've just come back from the second hospital and doctor. He wrekons I most likely inflicted a full-tear on my cruciate ligament, or ar least a partial one. He's referred me to a sports medicine specialist with a vew to having an expolaritory operation and full ligament reconstruction surgery if needed. me it would involve a spinal anaesthetic. Hmmmmm fun!!!!

He told

So, as i don't get sick pay and don't fancy travelling for 24 hours both ways on crutches on planes, trains and automobiles (would you?) I'm going to have to scrap any plans for coming home as I plan on having the op on the first day of my "holiday" (unpaid). How I wish I didn't go down that hill..... See you in 2006.

Barring accidents.

MCMAHON

Sonny's whereabouts.... Tuesday, 23 August, 2005 15:38 From: "Suky Johal" <Suky.Johal@attentiv.com> Add sender to Contacts To: "****************************"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "Nick Poore (E-mail)" <Nicholas.Poore@argos.co.uk>, jbidwell@isban.es Cc: "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************>

I am suprised they have let him back in the country with his radical views !

Although there would be a lot of clever macdonalds workers on the dole without

sunny

income

pouring

into

the

fast

food

drain...

S ________________________________ From: Sent:

Cairns,

James Tue

[mailto:****************************] 23/08/2005

11:31

To: Poulter, Anthony; 'Nick Poore (E-mail)'; 'Lobby (E-mail)'; Suky Johal; 'Dragy Cc:

Subject:

(E-mail)'; RE:

'Monkey

'jbidwell@isban.es' Sonny's

(E-mail)'

whereabouts....


India, How

india

.

.

where's

was

the the

rest

of

my

money

India.

Horing

.

.

monkey?

Suky DOES Pman Oh my gosh, poulter is the real David Thomas... > -----Original Message----> From: sand mal [SMTP:****************************] > Sent: 07 September 2005 16:04 > To: Poulter, Anthony; Johal, Suky; Cairns, James; 'Tom Nicholls' > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet *** > > > If it makes u feel better mate then yes, in fact i think u won that little > duel well done round of appluse. > > yeah but no, but yeah but no! > > "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: > > Not true... I had the last word and since then he's trying it on > with others...... > > Anyway I think he's next client has just turned up so he'll be busy > stabbing him in the backpassage for a while....!!!! > > -----Original Message----> From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] > Sent: 07 September 2005 15:34 > To: Johal, Suky; 'Cairns, James'; Poulter, Anthony; 'Tom > Nicholls' > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > Pman- ur out of there sukstars acutualy givin u a break i > think he feels sorry 4u, GUTTED!, beaten by the fairy > > "Johal, Suky" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk> wrote: > > I love the way you started this all off this morning


> you sh!t stirring > little ass bandit. > Don't worry when you move in with your ball n chain > you'll suffer the fait > as poulter... I mean the going out thing, not > getting so fat that you cannot > fit thought the door. > > S > > > -----Original Message----> > From: Cairns, James [SMTP:****************************] > > Sent: 07 September 2005 15:26 > > To: Johal, Suky; 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; > 'Tom Nicholls'; Cairns, > > James > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the > Internet *** > > > > It's all going off and Monkey's not even > involved!! > > > > In the words of Steve McMannaman . . "calm down. . > . calm down" > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > From: Johal, Suky [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > Sent: 07 September 2005 15:23 > > To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; 'Tom Nicholls'; > Cairns, James > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > > > You went away with your girlfriend and failed to > get laid, she even cooked > > up some plan to abandon you out there but you made > her stay with you. Did > > you go there for fertility treatment, is it legel > for 2 women to have a > > child in the UK now? > > > > S > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > From: sand mal [SMTP:****************************] > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 15:15 > > > To: Poulter, Anthony; Johal, Suky; 'Tom > Nicholls'; Cairns, James > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's


tricks. . . > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the > Internet *** > > > > > > > > > 4-1 > > > > > > "Poulter, Anthony" wrote: > > > > > > Is he fcuk Suky failed to get laid in Ibiza > cause the gay men > > > thought he was an ugly bird & the women thought > he was an ugly dyke.... > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:52 > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'Tom > Nicholls'; Cairns, > > > James > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > the gloves are off, come pman what u got he is > killin u > > > > > > "Johal, Suky" wrote: > > > > > > Ooh, hairy man breasts ! Another desperate > attempt > > > from Porks. > > > > > > Excellent, seems like it was ages ago. Yes. > > > > > > How was your Holiday, Did big C let you out her > > > sight? As she came back > > > preggers (eventually) we know at least one of > you > > > two got laid... > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > From: Poulter, Anthony > > > [SMTP:****************************] > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:36 > > > > To: 'Tom Nicholls'; Johal, Suky; Poulter, > Anthony; > > > sand mal; Cairns, > > > > James > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > Importance: High > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the > > > Internet ***


> > > > > > > > Yeah cause someone may as well enjoy all the > > > t!ts... cause Suky not gonna > > > > appreciate them.... he likes manbreast... > hairy > > > ones at that...!!!! > > > > > > > > How was Ibiza Suky... did you get laid...????? > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > From: Tom Nicholls > > > [mailto:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com] > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:32 > > > > To: Johal, Suky; Poulter, Anthony; sand mal; > > > Cairns, James > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > Well if I cant make it, be sure to take some > > > photos for me > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > From: Johal, Suky > [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:30 > > > > To: Tom Nicholls; Poulter, Anthony; sand mal; > > > Cairns, James > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > > > > > She said something about a space hopper > aswell... > > > > > > > > 9.00pm the Arcadian. > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > From: Tom Nicholls > > > [SMTP:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com] > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:25 > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; Poulter, Anthony; sand mal; > > > Cairns, James > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from > the > > > Internet *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Where!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > From: Johal, Suky > [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:18


> > mal'; Tom > > > > tricks. . . > > > > doughnuts > and > > > > > > effected his > > > > > > drink > with > > > > > > mates... That's > 28 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poulter, > Anthony; > > > > > > > > tricks. . > . > > > > originates from > the > > > > > > gay bar this > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Anthony'; 'Tom > > > > tricks. . > . > > > > > > and has > gone > > > >

> > > To: 'Poulter, Anthony'; 'sand > Nicholls; Cairns, James > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's > > > > > > You've had all that time to eat > think and that's all you > > > come > > > up with. I think the sugar has > limited sense of humor. > > > > > > This weekend I'm popping out for a > Vicki for her birthday, > > > she'll > > > be out with 14 of her girlie > > > > > > >

fine perty bre@sts ! > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > From: Poulter, Anthony [SMTP:****************************] > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:13 > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'sand mal';

> > > >

'Tom Nicholls'; > > Cairns, > > > James > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's

> > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message > Internet *** > > > > > > > > two things Suky will say in a > > > > > > > > > >

weekend.... > > > > > > 1) fcuk me its hot in here.. > > > 2) hi can I push your stool in.. > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > From: Johal, Suky [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:12 > > > To: 'sand mal'; 'Poulter,

> Nicholls'; Cairns, James > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's > > > > > > > > > > > > 6. He's eaten to many doughnuts > home to ask Big C to > > > loosen


> > > > > > his leash. > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > > From: sand mal > [SMTP:****************************] > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:09 > > > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'Poulter, Anthony'; > 'Tom > > > Nicholls'; Cairns, > > > > > James > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's tricks. > . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates > from > > > the Internet *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5} he left his burberry hat in the > canteen > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Johal, Suky" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Doughnut break every time ! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > > > From: sand mal > [SMTP:****************************] > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 14:07 > > > > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'Poulter, Anthony'; > 'Tom > > > Nicholls'; > > > > Cairns, > > > > > James > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's > tricks. . > > > . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates > from > > > the Internet > > > > *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 1 of 3 things has happened > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A} hes gone ona doughnut break > > > > > > > > B}hes gone home, he only works part > time > > > now > > > > > > > > or C} hes on the phone to the big C > askin > > > her what he > > > > should > > > > > reply > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >


> > > > time Porks, > it's > > > > > > > is 20 of > us > > > > > > > > 13:50 > mal'; 'Tom > > > > > how's > tricks. > > > > > originates > > > > taken you > to > > > be > starting at > > > > > > > 13:43 > Nicholls'; > Cairns, > > > how's > tricks. > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > "Johal, Suky" wrote: > > I'm out and about all the

> > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

just that you > do > > not go > > > > > out > > > > > anymore. > > > > > > > > > > No. Coventry Airport, there

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

off to Mallorca... > > Classy > > > > ! > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > From: Poulter, Anthony [SMTP:****************************] > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005

> > > > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'sand > > > > >

> > > > >

Nicholls'; Cairns, > James; > > > > > Poulter, > > > > > > Anthony > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate

> > > >

> > > >

. > > >

> > > >

> > > >

from the Internet > *** > > > > > > > > > > > > So about the same time its

. > > > > > Importance: High > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message

> > come out...!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > So will your stag do will > > > > > > >

> > > > > > >

Old Compton > > Street.... > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > From: Johal, Suky [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005

> > > > > > > > To: 'sand mal'; 'Tom > > James; Poulter, > > > > Anthony > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate > > . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >


> > about you > > > > > > > > > > > > 35 years to > > > > > > > > > > find another > ina > > > > > > -> > > > > > 13:36 > > Nicholls'; > > > > > > > > > > mate how's > > > > > > message > originates > > > > > > > > > > > > that involves > > > > > > > > > > happening what > so > > > > > > holiday > request > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > of 17th. > I

> > > > > > > Pman, why does big C worry > > > > > >

going out > own > > so > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

on your

> > > > >

find one girl (i.e. > > her) to > > > > > go out > > > > > > with > > > > > > you, your not about to

much? Has > she > not realised it took you

> hurry... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message--> > > > > > > > From: sand mal > [SMTP:****************************] > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 > > > > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'Tom > > > > >

Cairns, James; > Poulter, > > > > Anthony > > > > > > > Cc: Monkey (E-mail) > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright

> tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This > > > > > >

from the > Internet > > *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Im all over anything

> > > > >

drinx and falling > over, > > any > > > > > dates are > > > > > > > good for me nothing

> ever (Loser) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Pmans filling out a > > > > > > > > > >

form for the big C > as > > we > > > > > speak > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Johal, Suky" wrote: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Stag do over the weekend


> > > ---> > > 2005 12:26 > Johal, Suky; > > > mate how's > > > message > > > > > going to > mates > > > > > > locations but > > > > > > > > drinking > plus > > > > > > > > > ---> > > 2005 12:18 > Johal, Suky; > > > > > mate how's > > > you say,

> > could do 24th > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message> > > > > > > > > > From: Tom Nicholls > > > [SMTP:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com] > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September > > > > > > > > > > To: Cairns, James; > > Poulter, Anthony > > > > > > > > > > Cc: Monkey (E-mail) > > > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright > > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This > > > > >

> > > > >

originates from the > Internet > > *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > I'm supposed to be

> > > > > > > > > > > > I'm > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

birthdays in > London on > > > > 17th > > > > > and > > > > > > > 24th. > > > > > > > > Don't know the

> > > > > > > > >

a > > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > > >

sure you boys > > come > > > > down > > > > > for > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >

could

one > of those days? > > It'll involve lots of

possible KFC visit > at > > > > some > > > > > > point > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message-

> > > > > > > > > > From: Cairns, James > > [mailto:****************************] > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September > > > > > > > > > > To: Tom Nicholls; > > > > >

> > > > >

Poulter, Anthony; > Cairns, > > > > James > > > > > > > > Cc: Monkey (E-mail) > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright

> > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ummm, a lot of glass


> Pman > > > should just about > > > > fit > > > > > > > into > > > > > > > > the > > > > > > > > > > Eden > > > > > > > > > > > project - although they might > need > > > to take a few > > > > trees > > > > > and > > > > > > > > animals > > > > > > > > > > out > > > > > > > > > > > first. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > when are we hooking up for a get > > > together. Sunny's > > > > been > > > > > on > > > > > > > > about > > > > > > > > > > hooking > > > > > > > > > > > up at the end of the month (kind > of > > > a belated > > > > birthday > > > > > bash) > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message---> > > > > > > > > > > From: Tom Nicholls > > > > > [mailto:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com] > > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 12:08 > > > > > > > > > > > To: Johal, Suky; Poulter, > Anthony; > > > Cairns, James > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's > > > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > You need a lot of glass to house > > > Pman > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message---> > > > > > > > > > > From: Johal, Suky > > > [mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] > > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 12:02 > > > > > > > > > > > To: 'Poulter, Anthony'; Cairns, > > > James; Tom Nicholls > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate how's > > > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Guys, all these insults are bit > out > > > the blue and


> > > > very > > > > > harsh > > > > > > > I > > > > > > > > > > might add. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Poulter, people in Glass > houses... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > > > > > > > From: Poulter, Anthony > > > > > [SMTP:****************************] > > > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 11:58 > > > > > > > > > > > > To: Cairns, James; Tapper Tom > > > (E-mail) > > > > > > > > > > > > Cc: Johal, Suky > > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: RE: Alright mate > how's > > > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > Importance: High > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > *** WARNING : This message > > > originates from the > > > > > Internet > > > > > > > *** > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Oi... leave the fat b@stard > > > alone..... its not his > > > > > fault > > > > > > > > he's a > > > > > > > > > > > disgusting > > > > > > > > > > > > fat sweaty mess who likes to > eat > > > all day.... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > -----Original Message----> > > > > > > > > > > > > From: Cairns, James > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sent: 07 September 2005 > 11:50 > > > > > > > > > > > > > To: Tapper Tom (Email) > > > > > > > > > > > > > Cc: Poulter, Anthony; Suky > Johal > > > (E-mail) > > > > > > > > > > > > > Subject: Alright mate how's > > > tricks. . . > > > > > > > > > > > > > Importance: High > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Tapper - I heard this rumour > the > > > other day that > > > > > you're > > > > > > > so


> > > > > > > > > > > > around you - is > it > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

> > > >

big, > > your > > > KFC > > > > chicken orbits

true??

RE: 24th Thursday, 22 September, 2005 15:24 From: "Johal, Suky" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk> View contact details To: "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "'Poulter, Anthony'" <****************************>, "'Tom Nicholls'" <tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com> Cc: jbidwell@isban.es, "Cairns, James" <****************************>

Give it up mal sand, no insighting racial hatred over email or I report you. I

love

the

way

you

like

to

stir

it

up...

I'm busy now, no time to waste time with you gay losers, I top executive type

things

> > > > >

From: To:

Cc:

[SMTP:****************************] September

'Poulter,

Anthony';

jbidwell@isban.es;

***

WARNING

:

This

2005

15:19

'Tom

Nicholls'

Cairns,

Subject:

> >

Suky;

do. Message-----

mal

22

Johal,

> >

-----Original

sand

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to

James

RE: message

originates

from

24th the

Internet

***

>

> Get yourself a cup of tea boyz and sit back and relax, the re-match is on, > > > > >

can

Little

A

regain

"Johal,

some

> >

will

sukstar

whip

him

once

<Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk>

more

wrote:

I'm not looking on this website you freek. I've seen what you live with

> >

or

Suky"

> >

status

>

From: >

>

To:

>

Poulter, Sent:

Johal,

Anthony 22

Suky;

!

-----Original

Message-----

[SMTP:****************************] September

'Tom

2005

Nicholls';

sand

14:06 mal


>

>

>

Cc:

jbidwell@isban.es;

>

Subject:

>

>

> > >

>

***

WARNING

:

This

message

originates

>

RE:

24th

from

High >

the

Internet

>

> >

James

Importance:

> >

Cairns,

>

Let

me

know

if

you

get

any

phone

***

>

Suky,

>

calls

about

your

flat.....

>

> I hear loads of people visit www.easyroommate.com all the time...

> >

>

> >

so

should

>

See

get

the

a

word

few

phone

document

> >

you

calls..

>

for

details...

>

>

> > >

>

> >

From: >

>

>

To:

>

>

>

Suky 22

'Poulter,

Message-----

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk]

September

Anthony';

Cc:

>

-----Original

Johal,

Sent:

Poults

'Tom

Nicholls';

jbidwell@isban.es;

>

2005

Subject:

Cairns, RE:

sand

13:46 mal

James

24th

>

>

>

> Porker that was the shortest email you've ever sent. Did someone

>

>

> > > >

>

'Doughnuts'

>

more

> > >

> > > >

shout

where

typing...

> Anyway, you can bore off now. I'm going to watch paint drying as

>

>

you

>

>

>

while

> >

> >

>

>

>

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From: >

To:

>

Poulter,

Johal, >

Suky;

Cc:

> >

it's

interesting

Poulter, >

you.

>

Message-----

[SMTP:****************************] 22

September

Anthony;

'Tom

jbidwell@isban.es; Subject:

>

than

-----Original

Anthony

far

2005

Nicholls'; Cairns, RE:

Importance: >

12:29

sand

mal

James

24th High >

>

> > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet ***

>

> > Shut it Suky.... found anybody to share your love nest yet...???

>

>

>


>

>

> > >

>

http://uk.easyroommate.com/content/looking/referralmore_room.cfm?RCode=200 >

> > > > >

> >

>

> >

> >

50922093252588&CFID=241244605&CFTOKEN=69223265 >

>

>

From: To:

> >

>

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'Poulter, Cc:

>

-----Original

Johal,

>

> >

> >

>

>

>

Message-----

Suky

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk]

22

September

Anthony';

'Tom

Nicholls';

Subject:

RE:

jbidwell@isban.es;

>

2005

Cairns,

>

sand

12:13 mal

James 24th >

>

>

>

> > Now now boys, girls and porkers, there is no need to get so

>

excited

>

>

> >

>

>

>

little

about

>

bone

a

action

!

>

> > I twisted my ackle whist running into a bar very late at night

>

whist

> > > > > > > > >

>

very

> > drunken. Given it was raining and the journey into the bar

involved

>

>

several

> > steps I failed to make one of the steps and twisted my anckle, Oh

>

>

I

feel

yes,

>

down

the

steps

and

>

hurt

my

arm

then

also.

>

>

>

> > Anyway just a typical drunken night, alas Porker you would not

>

remember

>

>

>

what

>

> > one of those is like as your not allowed out. As you pair of

>

> > junkie clowns I hear that they are looking for applicants to go

> > > > >

>

on

the

>

next

> > series of you are what you eat. Get your applications in, Sunny

and

>

> >

food

>

> >

fast

>

> >

Gillain,

Laters >

-

Jim >

I

would when >

is

love

>

your

>

to house

-----Original

see

that

wrecking

!

>

party?

>

Message-----


>

>

>

>

> >

> >

>

>

>

From: >

To:

>

>

>

> >

>

'Tom

>

> >

Poulter,

Anthony

Sent:

Nicholls';

>

>

>

>

>

Its

> > > >

cause

>

>

>

>

Suky

RE:

24th

Importance:

High

>

>

>

>

>

>

Tom

>

> Nicholls

>

bone

>

is

still

-----Original

>

up

his

>

>

@rse..... >

Message-----

[mailto:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com]

Sent:

22

September

2005

10:23

> > > To: Poulter, Anthony; sand mal; Cairns, James; Johal, Suky >

>

>

Cc:

>

Lobby

(E-mail);

>

Subject:

>

>

>

Johal,

jbidwell@isban.es

Subject:

>

broken

>

From:

>

>

James;

10:25

>

>

the

>

>

>

2005

> > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet ***

> >

Cairns,

(E-mail);

>

>

September

mal;

Lobby

> >

22

sand

Cc:

>

[SMTP:****************************]

> >

jbidwell@isban.es

>

RE:

24th

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > Suky. I think you need to explain to us why your doctor think

you

> > > cant drink for 2 weeks because of a broken bone in your foot.

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > >

> >

>

>

Was

it

your

>

arse-doctor?

Did

>

he

give

you

>

> a

sepository?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > >

> >

>

_____

>

>

>

>

> > > From: Poulter, Anthony [mailto:****************************] >

> >

>

>

>

>

>

Cc:

>

To: Tom

>

Sent:

'sand

mal';

Nicholls; >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

> >

>

>

> >

>

22

Cairns,

'Lobby

>

>

September

James;

(E-mail)'; Subject:

>

>

>

'Johal, RE:

> >

>

10:20

Suky'

'jbidwell@isban.es'

Importance:

> >

2005

>

24th

High

> > >

Bandits..!!!!!


> > > > > >

> > >

>

>

>

>

>

From:

>

>

>

To:

>

> > >

>

>

sand

mal

'Tom

>

>

Nicholls'; >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

Cc:

>

anway

>

"Poulter,

>

Anthony"

wrote:

>

>

>

>

'Tom

>

>

>

> >

Sent:

To:

foot...!!!!

-----Original 22

Poulter,

Nicholls'; >

From:

>

>

Message-----

Cairns,

September

Anthony;

'sand

2005

'Johal,

mal';

'Lobby

Subject:

RE:

>

James

10:03

Suky'

(E-mail)' 24th

>

>

>

> > > How did it happen Sukster? Were you playing Quarterback or >

>

>

Wide

Receiver?

>

>

> > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

-----Original

From:

Sent:

22

Poulter,

September

>

>

>

To:

>

>

>

Subject:

Message----2005

'Johal,

Anthony 10:01

Suky'

> > > Cc: Cairns, James; 'Tom Nicholls'; sand mal; Lobby (E-mail) >

>

>

>

RE:

Importance:

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

and

>

>

>

24th

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

RE:

feet.

>

>

>

(E-mail)';

> > > He was pushing somebody's stool in when they stepped on his

>

>

'Lobby

>

>

>

Suky'

'jbidwell@isban.es'

Subject:

>

>

>

'Johal,

there

>

>

10:19

> > > he says he cant drink for several weeks, ? who drinx with

>

>

mal';

>

>

>

>

'sand

James;

days,

>

>

Cairns,

2005

> > > ankle when he was gettinin boned, beacuse it rained for 2

> >

Message-----

> > > if u look at his origanal email it states he twisted his

> >

>

September

>

> >

22

Anthony;

> >

-----Original

>

[mailto:****************************]

Sent:

Poulter,

Cc:

> >

>

>

>

>

24th

High >

>

>

> > > You're such a Numpty Suky... Jim moved 2 weeks ago and you >

>

>

probably

>

only

broke

>

a

nail....

>


> > > >

> >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

From: >

To:

>

>

'Cairns,

> >

Johal,

Suky

Sent:

21

James'; >

>

-----Original

>

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk] September

'Tom

Nicholls';

>

>

>

Subject:

Just

got

Anthony

RE:

24th

>

>

>

> > > my foot and twisted my ankle. I will not be drinking for

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

From:

>

To:

'Tom

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

S

>

Message-----

21

September

Johal, >

>

>

Suky;

2005

sand

mal;

>

Subject:

>

09:25

Poulter,

Anthony

RE:

24th

>

>

>

>

>

>

BACK

IN

>

> >

THE

GAME.

***

> >

>

.

.

.

>

> > > > Just returned from Scotland and I can confirm the wenches >

>

>

>

Sent:

>

>

>

move.

[SMTP:****************************]

>

>

>

>

house

>

in

> > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet

>

>

bone

I've

weeks.

-----Original

James

>

with

>

Nicholls';

>

>

>

2 days,

>

luck

>

Cairns,

a

for

several

>

>

>

>

> >

>

rained

>

>

Good

>

it

fractured

>

> >

Mallorca,

>

> >

from

Poulter,

>

>

back

11:17

> >

>

mal;

>

> >

2005

sand

>

>

Message-----

>

>

>

>

>

they

are

were

on

>

as

our

>

last

tough

trip

>

to

as

Glasgow.

>

> > > > Next weekend is a no-go for me. . . got a chest infection >

>

>

>

>

out

>

stuff

>

at >

>

>

my

new

and

pad

-

>

>

>

need

following >

to

weekend

sort

would

be

better

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > >

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

From: >

> >

Tom

>

>

Nicholls

>

>

>

>

>

-----Original

> Message-----

[mailto:tom.nicholls@fluencyvoice.com]

Sent:

15

September

2005

11:48


> >

> > > > To: Johal, Suky; sand mal; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

Do

you

>

24th

>

>

forget

the

>

>

Madrid

bombs?

>

>

> > > > Anyway, I'll be in London on 24th. Don't know the location >

> >

>

RE:

>

>

>

>

Subject:

>

>

>

>

> >

>

> >

>

>

>

>

PS:

>

at

>

Poulter

but

the

have

you

>

should

start

had

any

of

>

do

next

doughnuts

week.

yet

>

today?

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > >

>

>

>

>

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>

>

> >

> >

To: >

>

>

> >

> > > > >

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

September

Anthony;

>

Message-----

>

2005

Cairns,

Subject:

11:40

James;

Tom

Nicholls

RE:

>

24th

>

>

>

>

>

From: >

>

London's

>

>

> >

>

>

>

sand >

a

dump

security

risk

>

>

> mal

Sent:

> >

-----Original

and >

Message-----

[SMTP:****************************] 15

September

2005

10:48

> > > > > To: Poulter, Anthony; Johal, Suky; Cairns, James; 'Tom >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

Nicholls'

Subject: >

24th

>

> > > > > *** WARNING : This message originates from the Internet

>

>

>

>

>

>

Poulter,

>

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk]

15

mal';

>

>

>

>

Suky

Sent:

>

> >

-----Original

Johal,

'sand

>

> > > > Lets all go madrid ?? Shoud get flights for under ÂŁ100. >

>

From:

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

Morning

>

> >

*** > >

Clowns!,

>

> > > > > got a txt from Biders about his birthday and wanting to >

>

>

>

>

do

>

somthing >

on

the

>

> > > > > 24th, dont ask me why hes txtn me I dont give a monkeys,

>

> > > > > there were rumers about some sort of get together around

>

>

>

>

anyway

I

know


>

>

> > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

this

>

date,

>

>

> > > > > I know its early days but it gives Pman some time to

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

think

Borat-

let

>

>

>

>

>

Nutcase

> >

of

an

Nikoli,

know

London

is

>

Venue?

excuss,

the

>

>

drill

>

avalible.

>

>

> > > > > Ps- someone txt "on his own bidwell" hes on my case and >

> >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

OH

>

> >

>

MY

im

GOSH

> LOOK

>

> >

>

not

even

bangin

his

wife.

>

AT

THE

>

>

PRICE

OIL!

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

"Poulter,

>

>

Anthony"

>

wrote:

>

>

> > > > > Not true... I had the last word and since then he's >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

trying

>

>

>

>

it

with

>

on

others......

>

>

> > > > > Anyway I think he's next client has just turned up so

>

>

>

>

>

> > > > > > > >

>

>

>

stabbing

> >

>

>

>

>

>

him

>

>

>

>

>

From:

>

>

in

>

mal

he'll

the >

> sand

>

backpassage

for

a

be

>

>

while....!!!!

>

-----Original

busy >

Message-----

[mailto:****************************]

Sent:

07

September

2005

15:34

> > > > > To: Johal, Suky; 'Cairns, James'; Poulter, Anthony; 'Tom >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

Subject: >

RE:

>

>

>

Alright

>

>

mate >

Nicholls'

how's

tricks. >

>

>

.

.

> >

>

> > > > > Pman- ur out of there sukstars acutualy givin u a break

>

> > > > > think he feels sorry 4u, GUTTED!, beaten by the fairy

> > > > > > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

"Johal, >

i

>

Suky" >

>

wrote:

>

> > > > > I love the way you started this all off this morning >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

you

little

sh!t

ass

stirring bandit.


> > > >

> > > > > Don't worry when you move in with your ball n chain >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > > > > > >

>

>

>

mean

fat

fit

>

>

the

so

going

that

out

>

fait

thing,

not

you

cannot

the

door.

>

>

>

>

the

thought

>

>

>

suffer

>

-----Original

>

>

S

>

Message-----

> > > > > > From: Cairns, James [SMTP:****************************] >

>

>

>

>

>

>

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>

>

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>

> >

I

>

>

>

you'll

getting

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

poulter...

>

> >

>

as

>

>

>

>

>

To:

>

>

>

Subject:

>

>

***

'sand

>

>

Alright >

:

It's >

>

all

>

mate

message >

>

going

off

>

how's

15:26

Anthony; Cairns,

>

James

tricks. >

originates

.

from

>

and

Monkey's >

>

.

>

the

Internet

>

>

>

2005

Poulter,

Nicholls';

>

>

>

mal';

This

>

>

September

'Tom >

RE:

WARNING

> >

07

Suky;

>

>

>

Sent:

Johal,

*** >

not

even

involved!!

>

>

> > > > > > In the words of Steve McMannaman . . "calm down. . >

>

>

>

>

.

calm

down"

>

>

>

>

>

>

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>

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>

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> > > > > > >

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> >

> >

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> > > > > > > > > > > >

>

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>

>

From:

>

To: >

>

'sand

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

Johal, >

>

Suky

Sent:

mal';

>

Subject:

> >

>

RE:

went

>

>

away

07

>

Alright

>

with

Message-----

September

Anthony; >

mate

2005

your

Nicholls';

Cairns,

James

how's

tricks.

.

>

>

and

she

.

>

>

girlfriend

laid,

15:23

'Tom

>

>

get

>

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk]

>

>

>

-----Original

Poulter,

>

You

>

failed

even

>

to

cooked

> > > > > > up some plan to abandon you out there but you made >

>

>

>

>

her

stay

with

you.

Did

> > > > > > you go there for fertility treatment, is it legel >

>

>

>

>

> >

> >

>

>

>

> >

> >

for

>

>

2

child > >

>

women

to

in

> >

have

the >

UK > >

>

a

now?

>

S

>


> >

>

> > > >

>

>

>

>

>

-----Original

Message-----

07

2005

> > > > > > > From: sand mal [SMTP:****************************]

> >

>

> > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

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> > > >

>

>

>

he

fcuk

originates

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

cause

he

to

was

from

the

*** >

>

> 4-1

Anthony"

wrote:

>

>

>

>

get

laid

the

an

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

To:

>

ugly

>

in

Ibiza

gay

-----Original

Sent:

Johal, >

>

Subject:

RE:

>

>

men

dyke....

>

>

Message-----

07

>

>

'Poulter,

>

mate

>

how's

>

>

2005

'Tom

Cairns,

>

tricks.

>

>

14:52

Anthony';

Nicholls';

Alright

>

>

September

Suky;

James .

>

>

.

>

>

>

> > > > > > > the gloves are off, come pman what u got he is >

> >

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>

failed

.

>

>

> >

.

>

>

>

>

Internet

> >

"Poulter,

Suky

tricks.

>

> > > > > > > From: sand mal [mailto:****************************]

> >

>

>

> >

Is

>

>

> >

>

>

>

> >

>

>

how's

message

>

>

>

mate

James

> > > > > > > thought he was an ugly bird & the women thought

>

>

>

This

'Tom

Cairns,

>

> >

>

>

:

Suky;

>

>

>

>

Alright

>

>

>

Johal,

Nicholls';

RE:

>

Anthony;

15:15

>

>

>

>

September

> >

>

>

Poulter,

WARNING

>

>

>

>

To:

Sent:

Subject:

>

>

>

>

***

>

>

>

>

>

>

Ooh,

hairy

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

> >

breasts

!

>

>

>

seems

like

>

>

killin

"Johal,

>

>

Excellent,

>

man

>

>

it

> >

Suky" Another

> >

>

from

> was >

ages

u

>

wrote:

>

desperate

attempt

>

Porks. >

ago.

>

Yes.

>

>

> > > > > > > How was your Holiday, Did big C let you out her

>

>

> > >

>

>

>

> >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

preggers >

>

>

>

sight?

(eventually) >

>

>

As

we >

know

>

two

she

at

came

least >

got

back

one

of

you

laid...


>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > >

> >

>

> >

>

> > > > >

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

Sent:

07

Message-----

Poulter,

September

Nicholls';

>

>

> >

RE:

>

From:

>

Anthony

[SMTP:****************************]

Alright

>

Johal,

>

>

mate

>

2005

Suky;

>

sand

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

14:36

Poulter, Anthony;

mal;

>

Cairns,

>

James

how's

tricks.

>

>

>

Internet

***

Importance:

>

>

>

t!ts...

appreciate >

>

>

.

.

High

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

cause

them.... > >

>

Suky

he

not

likes

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RE: Did you make it back.... Monday, 17 October, 2005 12:04 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "****************************"'sand mal'" <****************************>

I thought he went back to his sisters....??????????????

-----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 17 October 2005 11:59 To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Did you make it back.... looks like the prodigal son could be returning to the mighty MK - Nic's looking for a house mate - maybe you could charge him double rent. . !!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 October 2005 11:56 To: Cairns, James; Poulter, Anthony Cc: Cairns, James Subject: RE: Did you make it back....

the cats dead!, the fridge has broke, the house phone broke, the hoover has broke and theres 3 glasses and a cup in the cuboard

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"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote:

is Kazakhstan kicking you out of your house???? before u move out I'd ring law in a weeks time to make sure they're still on -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 October 2005 11:46 To: Poulter, Anthony Cc: Cairns, James Subject: RE: Did you make it back....

they wana b more worried about nothing being there, havnt even got them a wedding present. "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Gutted.... you'll have to leave some welcoming back presents... like massive stool in there bed..!!!!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 October 2005 11:38 To: Poulter, Anthony Cc: Cairns, James Subject: RE: Did you make it back....

its in bali, there off for 2weeks, then back to the flat end of november, by which time i will b vamos, dont know what im doin yet, need to sort it out "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Where's the honeymoon.... is she doing the same as McMahon bird... taking a break from pro-ing...?? -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 October 2005 11:20 To: Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Did you make it back....

didnt hit the famous GF, gotto the golden tree, 4 a few, prety low key realy lot of family knockin about, not exactly best behaviour, went to the duplex quailty in there, never been in b4, some new bars in old town aswel, harley davidson bar, got a new contact this fit bird called Diana, shes a local, gets on it proper, knows a load of bars all hidden away.Another trip could be the cards. "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

In work all week.... but as of Wednesday I'm all alone.... that's if she gets on the plan.....!!!!!!!!!


Was her internet lover at the wedding or did he just watch it over the net...!!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 17 October 2005 10:56 To: Poulter, Anthony Cc: Cairns, James Subject: Re: Did you make it back....

In 1 piece, thanx very much, not to sure what shape that 1 piece is. Quality wedding, pissed up scots russians,and checks, went out to this bar called soho in old town square sittin down talkin to the locals, slagin off the visa wedding, turns out 1 of the girls sittin next to me is 1 of her best mates, whoops, thought it was i wind up no way, she new mike last name, saw her at wedding. Whats the score with every1 else, thought u had a week off pman? "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: in one piece....???????? How was the wedding....???? Did she bottle it in the last minute and declare her undying love for you...????

RE: While the Tagging machine is away. . . Wednesday, 12 October, 2005 15:11 From: "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts To: "Monkey (E-mail)" <****************************>

He's marrying the Kazakhstan bird he met out in Prague last time we went - I kid you

not.

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'Cairns,

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October

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2005

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>

can't

> > . .although Sunny and Cher could well have an agenda sorted. . . > > as I said, this is just a pre-warning for all of you socialites who > > do anything without notice - don't worry about Pman he's secured a TAG >

>

blocking

device

for

the

night!

>

>

>

to

> > Monkey - is it Law's wedding in Prague this weekend? - If so, say hello > > Babs and Renata for me. . . . .

RE: Look Suky can finally get married.... Tuesday, 22 November, 2005 15:35 From: "Cairns, James" <****************************> Add sender to Contacts To: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, "'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk'" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk>, "'Handbag Catcher (E-mail)'" <****************************> Cc: "'Monkey (E-mail)'" <****************************>, "'Lobby (E-mail)'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "'Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com'" <Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com>

almost I

forgot. DON'T

NA

WANT

NA,

NO I'LL

>

>

To:

Sent:

DON'T

WANT

THIS

Poulter,

Cc:

Anthony;

'Monkey

22

.

NO

BOY'S.

.

Subject:

RE:

November

(E-mail)'; Look

Suky

VODKA

BABY

.

.

Message----Cairns,

'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk';

'Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com' >

I

GET

From:

mail)' >

VODKA,

.

-----Original

> >

.

'Lobby can

2005

'Handbag

(E-mail)'; finally

James

15:31

Catcher

Bidwell, get

(E-

Jon;

married....


>

> while we're on about the 10th, current plan is to head out for a sociable late afternoon lunch / drink then back to mine for a sh!t, shower and shave before

having

it

up

TTD.

>

> Rooms are available at Hotel Deanshanger - currently have reservations in the name of Tapper, Suky and Rigger (Rigger's my mate who came to Prague

last time we went. He's also famed for saying to Suky wile in a sh!t hot Praha >

club

-

"You're

the

only

ugly

bird

in

here

mate!!!"

> The missus is moved out for the night, so should have room for one more if anyone

needs

>

somewhere

> > From:

> >

crash.

.

.

-----Original

> >

to

Sent: Cc:

To:

.

.

Message----Poulter,

22

November

'Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk';

'Handbag

2005

Catcher

Anthony

15:14

(E-mail)'

Monkey (E-mail); Cairns, James; Lobby (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon;

'Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com' >

Subject:

> > >

Is

>

that

what

Look

the

10th

Suky

is

all

can

finally

Importance:

about.....

get

Sukys

Hen

married....

High

night......

>

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4459394.stm

>

Poults

> > >

RE: Little Britain Thursday, 24 November, 2005 15:54 From: "Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details To: ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, edward.madden@drs.co.uk

oh, and as I won't be there i've forwarded this on to Super God Sukhy. Night ;)

Night.


Simon > >

xxx From:

To:

"Poulter,

'sand

mal'

Anthony"

<****************************>

<****************************>,

<****************************>,

"Cairns,

<****************************>,

> >

Subject:

Date:

Thu,

McMahon

James"

"Bidwell,

<****************************>, >

Simon

Jon"

edward.madden@drs.co.uk

RE:

24

Little

Nov

2005

15:50:54

Britain -0000

> Corinna's got some straightening Balm.... maybe we can give it to him as a cure....!!!! > >

-----Original

>

From:

sand

>

To:

Simon

>

Sent:

mal

24

Message----[mailto:****************************]

November

McMahon;

****************************; Subject:

> > >

Rome,

cant

RE:

realy

see

it

15:48

****************************;

edward.madden@drs.co.uk >

2005

****************************;

Little

from

london

why

Britain

whats

happened,

>

> pman- what u gona get suky on the 10th, lets do a fukin gay secret santa, no

heres

a

better

1

lets

get

a

gay

santa

and

give

it

to

him

> > > >

Simon

McMahon

<****************************>

wrote:

> > > Even though I won't be there and I do recall that the mincer in question

> hugged me one of the time I was back I feel you might be a bit harsh with

> the crying comment. So he's gay. Fair enough. He ain't gonna be after any of >

your

birds

then

is

he?

>

> Still his comment of "Why did you send this to me" (gay marriage article) >

was

> > > >

Any

of

a you >From:

bit boys

been

beyond watching sand

belief. "Rome"

btw? mal


>

>To:

> >

>

>,

Anthony"

Jon"

>Subject:

>Date:

Thu,

,

"Cairns,

>"Bidwell,

> >

"Poulter,

24

,

RE:

Nov

'Simon

McMahon'

James"

,

edward.madden@drs.co.uk

Little

2005

Britain

15:39:10

+0000

(GMT)

>

> >hes got a different 1 for each day, seriously at this xmas bash on the > >10th, lets make him cry, by taken the piss out of his gayness until he > >finaly admits it.Even if he walks off half way through the nite it will be >

>worth

> > > >

>wrap

them

Poulter,

>

up

it,

and

24

Anthony;

bring

wrote:Sounds

>-----Original

sand

>Sent:

>To:

do

Anthony"

>From:

> >

lets

>"Poulter,

> >

it,

mal

give

some

props >

good...

them

to

I'll Suky.....

Message-----

[mailto:****************************]

November

'Simon

>Subject:

McMahon';

2005

Cairns,

15:33

James;

Bidwell,

>edward.madden@drs.co.uk

RE:

Little

Britain

>

>

> > > > > >

Jon;

> >better

get

the

XXXXXXXXXXXXtra

>"Poulter, >banter

is

GAY1

Anthony"

for

him,

wrote:

not

and

an

@rse

McMahon...

very

good

plug

>

your

today....

>

> >Better get XXXXXXXXXXXXXL... he's been munching on the old cheeseburgers >

>again..

>

>

> > > > >

>-----Original >From:

>Sent:

>To:

Simon

McMahon

Message-----

[mailto:****************************]

24

November

****************************;

>****************************;

edward.madden@drs.co.uk >

>Subject:

> > >

>Haven't

got

RE:

a

clue

what

2005

15:26

****************************; ****************************; Little

you

boys

Britain

>

are

on

>

about...

>

>

>

>my

> >All I know is somehow I've got to make it to "work" before 2 pm to finish > >

>18

hour

week....Hard

knock

life

indeedl

>


> >gonna stop off in Thailand before home and I think I've seen those wallets

> >over there Malhotra so I'll geab you one. And a t-shirt that fits this >

>time...

>

>

>

>

> >

>

>

>To:

> >

>

> >

>

> > >

>

>"Bidwell,

>

Jon"

>Subject:

>Someone >

Anthony"

>,

>Date:

>

>

"Poulter,

>From:

Thu, has

24

no

>"Poulter,

,

"Cairns,

and

it

>

mal

Simon

McMahon

James"

,

edward.madden@drs.co.uk

Little

2005

>

Anthony"

,

RE:

Nov

balls!,

sand

Britain

15:17:11 aint

wrote:I

me

+0000

now

(GMT) >

is

suppose

it

it

pman

>

doesn't

> > >come across the same in Chinese.... you should just stick to making > >

>

> >

>for >

>

> >

us

>From:

>

>

to

mal

>Sent:

Simon

>

> >

November

McMahon;

>Subject:

> >

>

>

>Simon

>

>

>Cheers

> >

>

> > >

> >

> > >

> >

> >

-

>

>

>

>BTW

>

> >

>

>To:

"Poulter,

>

>

>

>Date: >

>Subject:

Thu, >

>I

> >

24

> >

Norminder

>

McMahon

wrote:

norman

2006. >

where's

Britain???!!!

>From:

Jon" Nov

,

,

mal

'Simon

James"

McMahon' ,

edward.madden@drs.co.uk

RE:

2005 it

>

sand

"Cairns,

thought

Britain

>thats

Anthony"

>,

>"Bidwell,

Little

> >

>

>

edward.madden@drs.co.uk

>

>

14:50

****************************;

RE:

>

>

>

Message-----

2005

>****************************;

>

Xmas......

[mailto:****************************]

24

****************************; >

this

>-----Original

sand

>To:

buy

>wallets

Little

14:18:33

> > >

was

Britain

+0000 quite

(GMT)

>

good

> >


> > > > > > > > >

> >

> >

> >

>"Poulter,

>on.... >

> >

>From:

>

>

>

Simon

>

wrote:I

most

>

of

it

thought

went

spot

head...!!!!!

>

Message-----

November

>Subject:

2005

13:43

****************************;

>****************************; >

>

your

was

>

[mailto:****************************]

24

****************************;

>

over

it

>-----Original

McMahon

>Sent:

edward.madden@drs.co.uk >

Anthony"

suppose

>

>To:

>

I

>

****************************; RE:

Little

Britain

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

> > > >Don't think I will. Apart from a few sketches thought it was sh!te.

> > > >10 weeks until I come home. Ish. Hope i don't get murdered by an > > >

>

>

> >

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>

>Zai

>

>

> > > >

>immigrant.

Zhen. >

>McMahon.

>

>

RE: Christmas Do! Thursday, 8 December, 2005 15:23 From: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details To: "****************************"'sand mal'" <****************************>, "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>, "'Johal, Suky'" <Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk> Cc: "'Tapper Tom (E-mail)'" <Tom.Nicholls@fluencyvoice.com>

Your sick.... who wants to see that naked... let only the car crash of a bird he' d bring back.....!!!!! -----Original

Message-----

From:

Cairns,

Sent: To: Cc:

08 'sand

mal';

James

December

Bidwell,

Jon;

'Tapper

'Johal,

Suky';

2005 Poulter, Tom

Anthony;

15:22 Cairns,

James (E-mail)'

Subject: RE: Christmas Do! If you pull monkey I don't care who (or what) it is, and I'd gladly give up my room just to see it !


OH MY GOSH, UNCLE BULGARIA IS AT IT AGAIN ! -----Original

Message-----

From:

sand

Sent: To:

mal

08 Bidwell,

[mailto:****************************] December

Jon;

'Johal,

Cc:

Suky';

2005

Poulter,

'Tapper

15:16

Anthony;

Cairns,

James

Tom

(E-mail)'

Subject: RE: Christmas Do!

Borat ? 4u, r there any any East European hor houses near u, and what r your rules on bringin them back to yours. Iv

just

bought

a

bottle

of

tanning

lotion

its

all

over

by

4pm

"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> wrote: I've just bought another bottle of moet for us...it's gonna be all over by 5pm! Yours

Sincerely,

Janet

Street

Butcher

-----Original

Message-----

From:

Johal,

Sent:

08

To:

'sand

Suky December

mal';

Poulter,

Cc:

losers

>

Bidwell,

better

be

15:03

Jon;

Cairns,

Tom Christmas

funnier

than

this

From:

sand

Sent: To: Cc:

mal 08

Poulter,

when

Do!

I

am

'Tapper

Tom

visiting.

Message----[SMTP:****************************] December

Anthony;

James (E-mail)'

-----Original

> >

Anthony;

RE:

> >

2005

'Tapper

Subject:

You

[mailto:Suky.Johal@rbs.co.uk]

Bidwell,

2005 Jon;

(E-mail)';

Cairns, Johal,

14:18 James Suky


>

Subject:

RE:

Christmas

Do!

> >

***

WARNING

:

This

message

originates

from

the

Internet

***

there,

what

u

scared

off.

> > >

why

u

pretending

ur

not

> > Ur not down the clinic are u havin a scan, is the canteen still open >

upstairs

> >

"Poulter,

Anthony"

wrote:

> >

Suky's

not

on

his

other

email....

he's

using

his

RBS

one........

> >

>

>

>

>

Sent:

> >

To:

Cc:

>

Message-----

From:

>

> >

-----Original Bidwell,

08

December

Cairns,

Poulter, >

2005

James;

Anthony;

'Tapper

Subject:

Jon 11:35

'Monkey

Tom

(E-mail)';

RE:

(E-mail)' 'Suky

(E-mail)'

Christmas

Do!

>

>

>

>

benfica...

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

-----Original From:

> >

Sent:

To:

Cairns,

>

Bidwell,

>

Poulter,

08 James;

'Tapper

Subject:

>

Anthony

December Tom

Jon;

>

Message-----

2005

(E-mail)'; 'Monkey

RE:

>

'Suky

11:31 (E-mail)'; (E-mail)'

Christmas

Do!

Importance:

High

> >

> >

You

forgot

to

mention

the

after

party

in

Deanshanger....

can't

> wait for Tom to start knocking on your neighbours doors..... the question >

is....

will

he

find

another

gay

man.....!!!!


>

>

>

>

>

>

> >

-----Original

> >

To:

From: Sent:

Tapper

Cairns,

08

Tom

>

(E-mail);

Suky

(E-mail);

2005 Poulter,

09:01

Anthony;

Bidwell,

Monkey

>

Subject:

>

James

December

Jon;

>

Message-----

(E-mail) Christmas

>

Do!

Importance:

High

> >

> >

Right

then,

>

I

thought

I'd

'Christmas

suggest

an

agenda

Party'.

for

Saturday's

.

.

>

>

>

>

How's

about.

.

.

>

>

> > - KO with a bite to eat, couple of jars Saturday afternoon (either >

Stony,

or

Dhanger??)

> > - Head back to mine (I've shipped the missus off to Aylesbury for > the night!!) to get ready and watch the Newcastle vs. Arsenal game (5pm > ko) - Poulter said we could go back to his but his Plasma is a bit > >

outdated!!! >

-

Head

to

the

Theatre

District

for

festive

> >

frolics.

.

. >

>

Any

other

thoughts???

>

>

>

>

> > Tapper / Suky - Double bed rental ÂŁ25pn, camp bed 10pn, you choose > who sleeps where, but I don't think either of you will fit on the camp >

bed.

.

.

.

> > Sand - forward to Nic, as I aint got his personal email address. .

RE: Deanshanger Tramp.... Wednesday, 11 January, 2006 16:05 From:


"Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details To: ****************************, ****************************, **************************** Cc: edward.madden@drs.co.uk

when you aint had roast tatters in 13 months the rule book goes out the window. Or

tuirkey.

Or

yorshire

pud.

Filler.

Heard of that 24 hour openiing but isn't it meant to be some pubs only? Caught that Tesco is selling grog 24/7. good one them. Still not enough to

get me back there. more strip bars / casinos and then we'd be talking... >

From:

>

"Poulter,

To:

Anthony"

'Simon

<****************************>

McMahon'

<****************************>,

****************************,

"Poulter,

<****************************>,

"Cairns,

<****************************> >

CC:

"Bidwell,

****************************, >

Subject:

>

Date:

Wed,

11

Anthony"

Jon"

James"

<****************************>, edward.madden@drs.co.uk

RE:

Deanshanger

Jan

2006

15:31:29

Tramp....

-0000

>

> McMess... we have over here something called 24 hour opening.. so you can drink

as

> >

Not

sure

cheating.....

long

about

your

> > > > > > >

From: To: Cc:

> >

Simon Sent:

eating

-----Original

you

activity...

like....

thought

eating

was

Message-----

McMahon

[mailto:****************************]

11

January

****************************; ****************************;

Subject:

>

spud

as

2006

13:34

****************************; ****************************

****************************; edward.madden@drs.co.uk

RE:

Deanshanger

Tramp....

> > > > > >

You

boys How

and

your I've

searing

white missed

hot

wit

eh? it.....


> Seriously though - Don't know about it being an "all dayer" as I've got a > long overdue appointment with a Sunday roast and some spuds. Will tell my

> mum to get it ready for 1 2 is so will plan on being out the door by 3.15 at >

the

>

latest.

> Do the pubs in England still close at a very Sukhy like 10.30pm on a Sunday? >

What

>

See

>

time's

the

you

Ruby

in

open

a

to?

few

weeks.

> >

McNoodle.

> >

>From:

sand

mal

<****************************>

> >To: "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************>, > > >

"Cairns, James"

><****************************>

>CC:

"'Lobby

(E-mail)'"

<****************************>,

><****************************>,

> >

>Subject:

>

>Date:

>

Wed,

"'Eddie

Madden

(E-mail)'"

><edward.madden@drs.co.uk>

RE: 11

Jon"

"'****************************'"

><****************************>,

>

"Bidwell,

Deanshanger

Jan

2006

Tramp....

12:30:19

+0000

(GMT)

>

> >29th it iz, book Monday off, 13 pubs/bars, thats more than youve been in > >all 2005, Anyway thats a little ambitous whats that 1 drink in each place. >

>

> >

Also my national dish is fish and chips, and i can use a knife and

fork >

>now.

>

>

>

>

The

Leo

Sayer,

who

can

keep

up

these

days

thats

the

question

>

>

>

>

>

>

> >"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Here you

go..... >

>

> > > >

Wetting the babies head on Sunday 29th... Down Stony.... 13 pubs/bars

>then

> >

don't >

a

curry....

with

McMess

back

it

should

be

a

good

day....

>

Eddie you better not make any excuses for not eating curry.... you

>want

to

insult

sonny

and

his

national

dish...!!!!!!


> >

>

>

>From:

>

>To:

> >

-----Original

>Sent:

>Cc:

>

sand

11

mal

[mailto:****************************]

Poulter,

'Lobby

(E-mail)';

Bidwell,

'Eddie >

Message-----

January

2006

11:59

Anthony;

Cairns,

James

Jon;

'****************************';

>Madden

>

>Subject:

>

(E-mail)'

RE:

Deanshanger

Tramp.... >

>

>

> >

Oi Pman, 2 questions wheres the pictures of the kid then and how

long >

>until

> > >

world,

little

C

gets

his

first

ASBO.

>

and PS- wait and see what iv bought the boy to welcome it to the

> >heres a clue hes gona wear it, and it aint fluffy with rabbits on it >

>

>

>

> >

> >"Poulter,

Anthony"

<****************************>

wrote:

He's

sleeping

> >rough in Jim's Garage.... eating the leftovers from the dustbin when Jim > > > > >

>From:

>

>goes

to

sand

>Sent:

>To:

mal 11

-----Original

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] January

Cairns,

work...!!!!!!

2006

James;

Poulter,

11:20

Anthony

> >Cc: Lobby (E-mail); Bidwell, Jon; '****************************'; Eddie Madden > >

>Subject:

RE:

Deanshanger

> >

> >

>(E-mail)

Tramp.... > >

I saw him being escorted out of that homeless drop in centre near the

>

>lakes

>

estate

>

>

> >"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote:

>

I saw him

being

> >escorted out of the city centre last week. . . . . he only went up there to > >

>buy

a

Mcdo's >


> >

>From:

>

>

>Cc:

> >

> >

mal

January

Poulter,

Lobby

2006

Anthony;

(E-mail);

>Subject:

Message-----

[mailto:****************************]

Bidwell,

>'****************************';

> > >

-----Original

11

>To:

> >

sand

>Sent:

> >

>

Re:

Jon;

Eddie

11:08

Cairns,

James

Monkey

(E-mail);

Madden

Deanshanger

(E-mail)

Tramp.... > >

Give him a Raft, and a friend called Friday, and there you have it >Robinson

Crusoe. >

What does he look like, whats he doin these days saving trees, maybe

he >

>knows

that

Swumpy

fela.

>

>

>

>

> > >

> >"Poulter,

Anthony"

<****************************>

wrote:

Jim,

>

> >Thought I'd better let you that there has been a tramp spotted hanging

> >around Deanshanger recently... selling copies of the Big Issue.... do not > >give this man money or food as you will have trouble getting rid of >

>him.....

>

>

> >

><

>

>

> >Poults

RE: Kitty Wednesday, 1 February, 2006 11:23 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "****************************"Bidwell, Jon" <****************************>

Well who had the kitty then, cause you went home..!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 01 February 2006 11:18 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Kitty

From: To:


the kitty goes where the hardcore goes biders. "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

No one is upset with you... well I can't speak for Bidders... I hear he had a sleepless night thinking who had got one over him.... -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 01 February 2006 10:42 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon Subject: RE: Kitty

Totaly incorrect

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

No... it was £30.... and you pocketed it when you left the curry house....!!!!!! So beers on sonny when we see him next...!!!!!! -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 01 February 2006 10:37 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon Cc: Monkey (E-mail) Subject: Re: Kitty

Its was £20 and we drank it when u took the big c home

"Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote: Alright lads, Any idea who walked away with £30 Kitty on Sunday night...???????????????????????????????? Poults Cheers and thanks for the beers... Tuesday, 14 February, 2006 14:28 "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> View contact details "'sand mal'" <****************************>, "****************************"'Edward Madden'" <Edward.Madden@drs.co.uk>, "'Simon McMahon'" <****************************> "'Nicoli (E-mail)'" <npoore@amscan-uk.co.uk>

Bet you don't get banged......?? -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 February 2006 14:22 To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Edward Madden'; 'Simon McMahon' Cc: 'Nicoli (E-mail)' Subject: RE: Cheers and thanks for the beers...

From: To: Cc:


There will be 1 lucky winner 2nite, V day is notorias for lonely girls all on the hunt!, Guaranted BANGIN!, Where u takin ur Mrs Harvester, Who the fuk is Pam? "Poulter, Anthony" <****************************> wrote:

Sonny... which lucky b!tch are you taking out for a hot Valentines date... or is it the traditional cooked dinner at home with Pam and her Five Sisters.... -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James Sent: 14 February 2006 13:44 To: 'sand mal'; Edward Madden; Simon McMahon; Poulter, Anthony Cc: Nicoli (E-mail) Subject: RE: Cheers and thanks for the beers... My horse is running at the 2.40 at Newcastle - Nevada red. worth an eachway bet -----Original Message----From: sand mal [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 February 2006 13:26 To: Edward Madden; Cairns, James; Simon McMahon; Poulter, Anthony Subject: RE: Cheers and thanks for the beers...

They let u in Business class!, where were u in the toilet (MY GOSH) good to see u mate, get yourself over here more oftern. No connect the Bluetooth to the red leg which activates the green knob, which is has a direct link to the king of geeks c++ java muppet Pman

Edward Madden <Edward.Madden@drs.co.uk> wrote: Whats bluetooth? Good to see ya si, well everyone really hope ya all alright welcome to Tawain GUMERS -----Original Message----From: Cairns, James [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 February 2006 12:36 To: 'Simon McMahon'; Edward Madden; Poulter, Anthony; **************************** Subject: RE: Cheers and thanks for the beers... Strong work McMahon. . . .strong work Good to see you too mate.


To fix your phone you need to connect your thermal hyperdrive to the catalytic modem whilst engaging the gigabyte with the bluetooth headset. . . . . aint that right Ant 'C++ Java SQl Nerd' Poulter

-----Original Message----From: Simon McMahon [mailto:****************************] Sent: 14 February 2006 12:30 To: edward.madden@drs.co.uk; ****************************; ****************************; **************************** Subject: Cheers and thanks for the beers... Alright lads? Well I made it back. Finally. After missing the flight on Saturday I spent a day in the house nursing my hangover and swearing at myself. I was only on the waiting list for the flight the next day and it was a real last minute thing. I got given my boarding pass at 11.05 and the flight took off at 11.35 and the idiots didn't fast-track me through the metal detectors so I had to semi-leg it to the plane with them holding the doors open for me. When I got to my seat I realised that something was drastically wrong - I was in business class! All the way to Hong Kong Fuey. Every cloud has it's silver lining eh?! Right, well things to do. Great seeing you all and I wish you the best. MCMAHON. Poults - got a problem connecting my phone to Grace's on Bluetooth. I thought that if you switch both bluetooth's on and one person makes themselves available and the other searches for new devices? Not having it though. Well get hold of a skype headset and give you a shout once I get settled. RE: Ching Chong China Man goes Honk Kong Fuey! Friday, 28 April, 2006 13:09 From: "Simon McMahon" <****************************>


View contact details To: ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************

Thought

I'd

asked

to

be

taken

off

this

distribution

list?!

Nah, had a 35/1 Blyth spartnas tenner each way come in for their league last night.

Brough some shares at 14.5p - they're now 36p. Working's for mugs. Gonna go there

happens.

Gotta

go,

and

Grace

is

All

see

dishing

out

the

pasta

the

what ;)

best.

Simon.

>From:

sand

>To:

Simon

mal

<****************************>

McMahon

<****************************>,

****************************, >

****************************,

>Subject:

Ching

>Date:

Chong

Fri,

China

28

**************************** Man

Apr

goes

2006

09:40:15

Honk

Kong

Fuey!

+0100

(BST)

>

>Let me piece this together, u do the off to Chinkland, get yourself a job >in

a

>

school,

>

eighties

night,

whos

the

dont

gang

forget

are

Phillipedos

So what is your idea of a tour there in noodlevile, rock on down to the the

GLITTER,

to

>

to

GARY

move

hes

>discotek,back

a

then

> >

done

and

your

you

chop

in!

sticks!

> > >

>Simon > >

McMahon

<****************************>

wrote:

*Yawn*

>You boys REALLY do bore me, but I suppose that's what working in offices >does >

to

you.

Let

me

know

when

you

find

the

cheese

;)

>Please be advised that I will be deleting all emails unopened with the RE:

>Headers. i have no wish to read about the latest "tour" to Coventry (btw >it's only a tour if they speak a foreign language, not if you can get there >by

the

national

express)

or

the

latest

p!ss

up

down

Lloyds no.1

wine


>bar..... >

>Mr Malhotra. Regarding your racist comments about our yellow midget-like >friends

I

should

really

expect

better

but

then

I'd

be

lying.

>Anywho, I'm moving to the Phillipenes in August so that'll give you some >time to think up derogatory comments about then. however, if you want a >"free" holiday at some of the best beaches in the world (can't use your >National >then >

express

I

vouchers

suggest

you

to

get

go

there

back

though

to

-

slating

sorry)

Poulter.

>I've recently got myself a Skype in number which you can call from any >phone

>in the UK and it charges a UK rate.

RE: Eviction Night Wednesday, 24 May, 2006 14:18 From: "Simon McMahon" <****************************> View contact details To: ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, ****************************, drage68@hotmail.com

Please

remove

me

from

all

froup

emails

of

this

nature.

Cheers. Simon. >From:

"Poulter,

Anthony"

<****************************>

>To: 'sand mal' <****************************>, "Cairns, James" ><****************************>,

'Nicholas

<****************************>, >"Bidwell,

Jon"

<****************************>,

<drage68@hotmail.com> >CC:

"'Lobby

>Subject: >Date: >

>Getting

(E-mail)'" RE:

Wed, upset

24 are

we

May sonny...

Poore'

'paul

drage'

<****************************> Eviction

2006 got

Night

14:03:33

nothing

else

+0100

in

your


locker.....

I

>suppose your still reeling from the hammering Suky gave you.... coconut.... >too

funny...!!!!!

>

>-----Original >From:

sand

>Sent:

24

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

13:43

>To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; 'Nicholas Poore'; Bidwell, Jon;

'paul

>drage' >Cc:

>Subject:

RE:

>

'Lobby

(E-mail)'

Eviction

Night

>

>the thing about houmor B&Q is that its all in the timing, this gag

finished

>about 12.30, now get on with ya java c++, and take me of this list. >

>MUPPET >

>"Poulter, >

>Just >

Anthony"

heard

<****************************>

Sonny

can't

make

it

wrote:

either....

>http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006230727,00.html

><http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006230727,00.html> >

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

24

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

12:22

>To: Cairns, James; Poulter, Anthony; 'Nicholas Poore'; Bidwell, Jon;

'paul

>drage' >Cc:

>Subject: > >

RE:

'Lobby

Eviction

(E-mail)' Night


>Dont > > >

worry

just

James"

>Nic

should

>

> >

from

si

he

can

make

it

<http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/h/hongkon2.jpg>

>"Cairns,

>

heard

<****************************> be

wrote:

alright

though

<http://www.myvillage.com/images/celebs/bb06-pete.jpg>

> >

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

Message-----

Cairns,

24

May

James

2006

12:05

>To: 'sand mal'; Poulter, Anthony; Nicholas Poore; Cairns, James; Bidwell, >Jon;

paul

>Cc:

>Subject:

RE:

> >

>neither

can

>

Penfold

>

drage

Lobby

(E-mail)

Eviction

bidwell.

. -

Night

.

.

Dangermouse

<http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgpp0337.jpg> > > >

>James

>Financial

&

Customer

>**************************** >(01908 >Abbey

3)

49683

Cairns

(01908

Insights

3)

>

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

24

mal

49683 FREE

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

12:02


>To: Poulter, Anthony; Nicholas Poore; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon;

paul

>drage >Cc:

>Subject:

RE:

> >

>Just > > > >

heard

jim

Lobby

(E-mail)

Eviction

cant

make

Night

it

either

<http://www.borat.tv/images/pictures_03.gif>

>

>"Poulter, >

Anthony"

>Nor can Sonny....

<****************************>

and what the hell are you doing with your

foot... >

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

24

wrote:

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

11:52

>To: Poulter, Anthony; Nicholas Poore; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon;

paul

>drage >Cc:

Lobby

>Subject:

Eviction

> >

>Pman > > >

(E-mail)

cant

make

Night

the

eviction

<http://www.bundypics.com/bundys2.jpg>

>"Poulter, >

Anthony"

<****************************>

wrote:

>Make sure you've had your flu jabs.... we wouldn't want you to catch >bird >

>-----Original

flu....

would

that

we...!!!!!!

Message-----


>From:

sand

>Sent:

24

mal

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

10:46

>To: Nicholas Poore; Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon;

paul

>drage

>Subject: > >

>I think the general consensus is a Noon kick off, incorporating mixed

grill

up

early

>bit of daytime banter and then me beating people at pool, wrap >evening and back home for Big Brother followed by my illegal copy

of

X-men

nightime

shananigans)

>3. >

>(no >

>venue to be arranged (will not be the grebo or anything else B&Q suggests) >

>Nik>

dont

know

if

yur

free

for

the

daytime

?

> >

>Nicholas >

>Up >

Poore

for

<****************************>

saturday

night.......Whats

da

wrote: plan?

>Banned from 14 oakley gardens hey about time 2! Where u gonna stay

then?

>

>sand >

>who >

mal took

>"Poulter, >

Ching Anthony"

<****************************> Chong

China

man

off

wrote: this

<****************************>

email wrote:

>Give it up mate... even Gary Flynn was mocking you the other


night.....

oh

Dragy

is

>and Dragy said Shabaz looks more like you than Suky.... see even >doing

ya....

>

>-----Original >From:

sand

>Sent:

22

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

13:55

>To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; paul drage; >**************************** >Subject:

RE:

> >

>I

Nil

got

>

pwa-

Thats

0

that

in

french

hat

back,

>anyway bidders is the one stayin at a 3* refugee hostel in london

this

>week, i wouldnt be surprised if it got raided, dont forget your passport >biders,

u

>"Poulter,

Anthony"

> >

look

a

bit

bosnian

actualy

<****************************>

wrote:

>It took that long to come up with that..... you've lost it mate.... >never >

recovered

>-----Original >From:

sand

>Sent:

22

from

mal

Bidders

nicking

you've

your

hat..!!!!!

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

13:44

>To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; paul drage; >**************************** >Subject:

RE:

>

Nil

pwa-

Thats

0

in

french

>

>Dont worry i wont get lost on my way to yours just got some directions > >

Map

<http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/images/maps/bletchle.gif>


> >

>"Poulter, >

Anthony"

<****************************>

>Fair >

>You >

wrote:

enough..... can

bring

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

22

your

mal

misses

if

you

want..... Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

13:26

>To: Poulter, Anthony; Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; paul drage; >**************************** >Subject: >

RE:

Nil

pwa-

Thats

0

in

french

>

>thats it your first on my tour of MK, i want o o o o riginal flavor

>pringles and bottles of stella not the cheap cans from the my uncles

shop,

>there

fake!

>

>what dvds u got, and dont even start with the King Kong jokes, this

is

why

didnt

not

>a laughin mater.I watched phoneboth last nite what a stroker, >take >

>"Poulter, >

the

pizza,

Anthony"

he

happy

dayz!

<****************************>

wrote:

>Boz, don't let him house sit... this is what you will come back to.... >

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

22

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

13:09

>To: Cairns, James; Bidwell, Jon; Poulter, Anthony; paul drage; >**************************** >Subject:

RE:

Nil

pwa-

Thats

0

in

french


> >

>Well im quite happy to do a day that will suit everyone, im banned

>oakley

from

gardens,

>

so

14

im

free!

>Just to point out non response or attendence could result in mybadself

>visting your humble aboade eat your pringles drinkin your stella and

>watchin big brother in your favorite seat.Im like sky tv its good

for

a

>while but then u just pi$$ed off with the same old $hit, but uv got

>and

the

its

>

here

box

to

stay.

>And if all else fails i will have to go round to pmans and help him

fit

in

>his outside jacuzzi and see how hes getting on with the big Cs walkin

>wardwobe.Did

u

switches?

decide

on

the

diamond

or

ruby

studed

light

> > > > >

>"Cairns, >

James"

<****************************>

wrote:

>up for a jar mate, but will need to be Friday / Saturday as off to

>for >

a

week

on

Sunday.

.

.

.yes

Tenerife

yes

yes

>would be good to see a few as we haven't hooked up for a while > >

>-----Original >From: >Sent:

sand

22

mal

Message-----

[mailto:****************************] May

2006

12:16


>To:

Jon'

drage;

'Bidwell;

James'

'Cairns;

Anthony'

'Poulter;

>**************************** >Cc:

>Subject: >

Nil

pwa-

>

>Another

Lobby

Thats

0

in

suicidal

>

paul

(E-mail)

french

Monday,

>which one you clowns fancies an all dayer on sunday, lots to discuss,

most

>of all how Suky has made it on to big brother once again this year,

and

how

>long we can keep the whistling swear box Pete in for (classik) >

>I fukin love big brother, anyway back to question, few socials down

the

>local?

RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL) Tuesday, 11 July, 2006 15:11 From: "Bidwell, Jon" <****************************> View contact details To: "****************************"'sand mal'" <****************************>, "'****************************'" <****************************>

seeing as putting your top 3 down is the fashion here's mine... 1) talin 2) riga 3) barca -----Original

Message-----

From:

Cairns,

Sent: To:

11 Bidwell,

Jon;

July 'sand

mal';

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL) Top 3;

James 2006

15:08

'****************************'


1) Riga 2) Barca 3) Prague ps. I aint ever getting in cab with Monkey again -----Original

Message-----

From:

Bidwell,

Sent: To:

11 Cairns,

James;

Jon

July 'sand

mal';

2006

15:02

'****************************'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

so you agree then....you pill0ck... -----Original

Message-----

From:

Cairns,

Sent: To:

11 Bidwell,

Jon;

James

July 'sand

mal';

2006

15:00

'****************************'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL) I aint taking advice from someone who relies on his techy geeky mates for recommendations and who aint been on tour for over 3 years. . . Must admit though, would prefer Barca more than Stock (and it'd be cheaper), or we could do it ex-communist state stylee in Riga.

Nic - the decision is yours. . . . . .

-----Original

Message-----

From:

Bidwell,

Sent: To:

11 Cairns,

James;

Jon

July 'sand

mal';

2006

'****************************'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

look I've been to stockholm and it were rubbish...and the beers were a fiver lisbon I'm cool with even if we can't hit the beach..the portugese babes will be great i'm not going back to paris ever, whoever monkey spoke to needs to find a life from somewhere prague...well we all know how good it is, but I fancy somewhere new barca - quality option, loads to do there

14:55


munich was boring a couple of years ago and I did loads of reading beforehand to find some decent bars, but they just dont exist in zermany riga and talin sound cool bletchley gives us out of this world totty and has to be in our top three... somebody make some decisions around here as I'm incapable.... -----Original

Message-----

From:

Cairns,

Sent: To:

11 Bidwell,

July

Jon;

'sand

mal';

James 2006

14:49

'****************************'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL) Best deals around at the moment are; Date 10th - 12th November (hotel + fligths) - Stockholm

£170pp 3/4star

- Lisbon

£150pp 4star, £130pp 3star

- Paris

£160pp 2/3star

- Prague

£150pp 4star, £120pp 3star (cheap as chips and all round good value - eh

Babs. . . ) - Barcelona

£180pp 3/4star

- Munich

£150pp 3/4star

- Riga

£170pp 3star

- Bletchley Travellodge £65pp Spoke to P45 at lunch and he's ummmming and rrrring. . . .

-----Original

Message-----

From:

Bidwell,

Sent: To:

11 'sand

mal';

July Cairns,

James;

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

sounds like a plan...

Jon 2006

14:25

'****************************'


just come back from paris...rubbish just been talking to people here about talin, rave reports from everyone... -----Original

Message-----

From:

sand

Sent: To:

mal 11

Cairns,

James;

[mailto:****************************] July

Bidwell,

2006 Jon;

12:27

'****************************'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

Riga looks good! just had a look at Tallin, Estonia aswel its the new Praha, Know somone that went rocks! All of these options will be cheaper than Stocks, or any other Scandanavian countries.So we need to work out what everyone budget is and pick a destination. need to get nikolis feedback as its his bday, but im sure he will be happy with any.This may sound silly but a mate of mine just got back from paris and he said its quailty, and Classy, much like London, so could be an option.lets get a short list together 3 by the end of the week, final destination chossen by 21/7, which is the week b4 most paydays so we can work out who in and whos not, notice pmans not on, is it worth even tellin him if so do it.

My

suggestion

we

congrigate

weekend

22/23,

if

everyone

here,

to

finalize.

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Just spoke to Suk and he wants to book also. reckon we should get it sorted asap so we can pick good flight times etc. . What's your preference Nic ??? as for New York. No chance. Suky loved the place and said it was great for shopping. . . As long as it's under ÂŁ200 with good bars don't mind where it is. But not NY. Stockholm, Lisbon, Prague, Blackpool. . . . . they all do the same sh!t

-----Original From: Sent:

Message----sand

mal 11

[mailto:****************************] July

2006

11:56


To:

Cairns,

James;

Bidwell,

Cc:

Jon;

'****************************'

'Lobby

E-mail)'

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

New infomation, FLASH just spoke to my connection in the office, hes been to to Lisbon in November and he says its still warm, warm enuf to hit the beach front, soooooo its back on the cards.lets aim to make some decisons by last week of july at a view to booking by the 28th July.

My prefrence is Stockholm out of the two, however im still happy with lisbon, and as a third option

should

we

consider

New

York.

"Cairns, James" <****************************> wrote: Happy to book wherever, but need to book it now to make sure nothing else crops up. Nicoli - I take it you still want to do a tour for your 30th? (Nov 11th weekend) ? reckon the 4 definites should book now, then others can decide as and when they want. - just had a look on expedia; Lisbon Fri - Sun £140 in 4* hotel include flights Stockholm about £30-£40 more

-----Original

Message-----

From:

Bidwell,

Sent: To:

10 Cairns,

James;

Cc:

July 'sand

mal'; 'Lobby

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

I reckon we should get booked up... go instead of sh!tty stockholm...

Jon 2006

16:36

'****************************' E-mail)'


-----Original

Message-----

From:

Cairns,

Sent: To:

10 'sand

mal';

James

July Bidwell,

Cc:

2006 Jon;

13:22

****************************

Lobby

E-mail)

Subject: RE: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL) strong work Monkey. I take it you bumped into lots of Bulgarians. . . Also, P45man aint on this email address anymore since he collected his marching orders from Abbey. I think his home email address is knob_rot@hotmail.com. . . . . .

-----Original From: Sent:

Message----sand

mal 10

[mailto:****************************] July

2006

12:01

To: Jon' 'Bidwell; James' 'Cairns; Anthony' 'Poulter; **************************** Cc:

Lobby

Subject: Let Loose and Un-Leashed in Lisbon (LLLL)

Boys,

E-mail)


This place rocks, First of all let me explain the hotel I stayed in, 2004 European Champion Cup Portugal, same hotel as the England team, one of the appartments we had was used by the Beckhams, (quality) Anyway they know how to party out there, the game kicks of around 11, beachside, pick your spot, pick your waitress, pick your drink, then 1/2 mosey on into town hill top bars street after street, all very local yocal, avoid main strip, almost got beaten up there some guy throwing rocks at me, anyways back to the hill tops,cheap as,small house type bars, looks like somones front living room, but 100s of them, at the top of a select few strip joints, not massive but very (quality) 4am proceed back out of local to small village on the outskirts, this is where they keep there best clubs and the best girls. 7am finish, then back to beachside for the hardcore


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Pushing the moral boundaires to its absolute apex.