The laws of the Democratic Republic of Techies** 1.
You are not allowed to spit in public.
You are not allowed to litter and a fee would be charged if you do.
It’s illegal for you to disturb or annoy people on the streets.
It’s forbidden for a kid under the age of ten to stay at home himself.
It’s not allowed for a pet the size bigger than a fridge to go in to a department store.
If you smoke in public areas without being permitted, you would be charged a fee (designed area for smoking).
It’s illegal to have body conflicts on the parliament building.
It’s illegal for a cab to carry rabid dogs or corpse(s).
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while driving a vehicle.
10. It is illegal to skateboard in a police station. 11. It is illegal to carry a concealed weapon more than sixfeet long. 12. A drunk driver can be punished by death before a firing squad. 13.
It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
It is illegal to wear a mask in public unless a holiday is involved.
It is illegal for dog owner to not pick up his dog’s waste.
It is illegal to dance in public unless permission from the property’s owner is granted (except on special holidays).
It is illegal to walk a pet or animal larger than a horse on the streets.
It is illegal to have a picnic in a graveyard.
It is illegal to bring any kind of weaponeven a toy gun in to a elementary school.
Teenagers may smoke, but they may not purchase cigarettes.
A person could land in jail for up to ten years for stealing a pet larger than a suitcase.
It’s illegal to shoot people with a water pistol in public.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
It is necessary for all children to learn English and Binary in school.
Pets must have a leash when in public.
It is illegal to be racist in public.
No beer drinking in movie theaters.
Note: All people are allowed a fair trial