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that t h e C C U ' s t h e m s e l v e s h a v e in t h e ICU. ĂĄĂ&#x160; ĂĄ Ă&#x160; Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160; The ĂĽ Ă  Ă?Ă&#x2DC; y o f  Ă&#x153;Ă&#x153;Ă?ĂŠ s In the CCU's e also ĂĄ Ă&#x160; Ă&#x160; ĂĄ Ă&#x203A; Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160; ĂĽ ĂĽ ĂŤ s o f t h e ĂŚ ĂŚ Ă ĂŚ Ă? Ă&#x2DC; e ICU c o m m i t Ă&#x160; Ă&#x160; Ă&#x160; t e e a n d Ă&#x; Ă  k t o g e t h e fo t h e g o o d o f t h e Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x161;Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160;åâ Ă&#x160; s t u d e n t s in ĂŹ , not just t h o s e in thei   Ă&#x160; Ă&#x160;Ă&#x203A; Ă&#x161; Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160; Ă&#x160; o w n C C U . T h e ĂŠĂ&#x2122; t   e  Ă&#x153;Ă&#x153;Ă?ĂŠ , fo Ă&#x203A;â ĂĄĂ&#x160; e x a m p l e , is also o n t h e ICU Ă&#x; Ă&#x153; e c o m Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160; Ă&#x203A;Ă&#x160;Ă&#x203A;â y to sit a n d mittee, a n d is not Ă&#x2DC;ĂŞ e ĂĽ Ă&#x160;Ă&#x203A; Ă&#x160;Ă&#x203A; Ă&#x160;Ă&#x203A; l o o k ĂŚ Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2DC;  , but is also involved in ĂŚ -

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a catalyst t o t h e w h o l e s i t u a t i o n . T h e y all

t i n u e s its e x c i t i n g s e a s o n w i t h this

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Ă´ Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x152; s d o w n w h e n t h e y Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x201C; Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x2030; e that

in a Ă? Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014;  Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x2122; Ă? Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x2021; l R u s s i a n t o w n

V a s s a Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2C6; s all t h e b u s i n e s s . H e Ă&#x2018; s o n s '

house,

o w n e d b y a typical f a m i l y b e l o n g i n g t o t h e n e w Ă? Ă&#x2014; Ă? Ă? Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; Ă? Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x2021; l class,

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Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2021; Ă? s o f g o i n g t o M o s c o w w i t h thei Ă&#x2026;

o w n m o n e y collapse.

" h o u s e s Ă? Ă&#x2018;e m a d e o f s t o n e - a n d t h e people of



. T h e Ă?Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2021; l Ă? Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2021; Ă?Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; o f

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t h e Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x2C6;Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x2026; y is V a s s a , t h e m o t h e Ă&#x2026; o f t h e

families.

family. S h e is t h e h e a d o f t h e h o u s e h o l d ,

i n g t h e Ă&#x2013;Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2030; t in h u m a n b e i n g s . V a s s a has

s i n c e h e Ă&#x2018; h u s b a n d is Ă´ Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x17E; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2DC;

a b s o l u t e l y n o s y m p a t h y fo Ă&#x2018; h e Ă&#x2018; Ă? Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x201C; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2122; .

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ò

Ă&#x2019;Ă&#x2019;

Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2122;, a n d

Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2022; Ă&#x2122; s t h e i Ă&#x2026; Ăż Ă&#x17E;Ă˝Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x17E;Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x201C; d b u s i n e s s . S h e Ă&#x2019; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; s       e Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2022; Ă&#x2122; d like a Ă&#x2C6;Ă˝Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2C6; :



Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x152; y t a k e s Ă? Ă&#x201C; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x2030; Ă&#x2022; Ă&#x2026; e in s h o w Ă&#x2019;

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is a n Ă&#x2020;  Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă? Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x201C; y Ă&#x2030; Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2122; g

woman,

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h e Ă&#x2026; t w o Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x17E;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2026; e b o t h a f f l i c t e d by h a n d -

is that s h e is f i g h t i n g f o Ă&#x2018; h e Ă&#x2018; f a m i l y , b u t

icaps. Pavel, t h e y o u n g e s t is a Ă?Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2DC;Ă?Ă?Ă&#x201C; e that

at t h e s a m e t i m e a g a i n s t t h e m . W h a t e v e ;

Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2026;Ă˝Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2020; , i n c l u d i n g his beautiful w i f e

s h e d o e s , s h e c o m e s Ă&#x2021;Ă? Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2030; s as a Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2C6; -

Lyudmilla, m o c k s . S e m y o n , the eldest

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Ă? Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2030; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2122; Ă&#x2021; l Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2122;Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2030; . Ă&#x161; Ă&#x203A; Ă&#x153;y w e l l s t a g e d w i t h T h e p l a y is

h e is s o Ă&#x2030; Ă? Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; d o f h i s Ă? Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; . H i s w i f e , N a t a l y a , is a Ă´Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x201C;Ă&#x201C;Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2122; t Ă? Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2021; Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2DC; Ă&#x2014; n - a w o m a n

only o n e d e c oĂ&#x2026; Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2022; Ă&#x201E; Ă&#x2039; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2022; t t h e Ă&#x2C6;Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2020;e

w h o b e l i e v e s in h e Ă&#x2018; v a l u e s s o b l i n d l y

acts, t h e Ă&#x2021; Ă? Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2026; s Ă? Ă&#x2018; e Ă? Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x201D; Ă&#x2020; Ă?Ă&#x2C6; . S h e i l a H a n -

that it is f u n n y . A f e w o t h e Ă&#x2026; Ă? Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2021; Ă?Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; s

c o c k m a k e s a n i n t e n s e V a s s a , D a v i d Ten-

live in t h e h o u s e t o o - V a s s a ' s Ă´Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x2C6;Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2020;Ă&#x2026;Ă&#x17E;Ă&#x2DC;Ă&#x2122; -

n a n t ' s P a v e l is Ă? Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x201D; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2022; Ă&#x2122; Ă&#x201C; y



law

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Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2122; Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x201E; y o f t h e s e t w o w o m e n . I his is t h e -

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s o m e o f y o u , this m a y s o u n d like a n

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i d e a l n i g h t Ă&#x2014;Ă&#x2022;Ă&#x2C6;ßÎ . M o s t c o m i c m o m e n t s

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d e f i n i t e l y m i n i m a l i s t . T h e cast is Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2021;Ă&#x2C6; Ă&#x2039;Ă&#x2020; Ă&#x2026;

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i n g t h i n g s w i t h h i s left Ă&#x2020; Ă˝ Ă&#x2020; Ă´ Ă&#x2026; Ă&#x2014; Ă&#x2013; .

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Late Ă&#x152;ϫĂ&#x20AC;Ă&#x20AC;Ă?Âś e in t h e Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x160;ÂśĂ&#x20AC; t h a l f t o n t o t h e b a c k f o o t .  Ă&#x201D;œ¾žĂ&#x160;Ă&#x201D;Ă? s Ă&#x20AC;Ă&#x;œ¾Ă&#x160;šà fo Ă&#x201D;œš¾¸Ă&#x160;Ă&#x20AC;Ă&#x160;¸ g t h e m a t c h , a n d w e l o o k áøÚúÝßýÞÿý d a n d K e y h o l e d i d a šœ´¾ t j o b m e a n t that afte Âś D a v e Ă&#x;œ´¸ž h s a v e d t h e w i n g e Âś  Ă ÂśĂ&#x160; s Bull a n d flexible R e e H a q u e Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x201D;ÂśĂ&#x2122;¾œ d t o m e e t i n g a g a i n lateÂś in t h e s e a o f žà´´œĂ&#x160;¸ g u s o n - s o m u c h s o that w e ball o f f t h e l i n e t w i c e , t h e 6 t h s m a n - s o n . set u p a c o n t i n u o u s f l o w o f n e a Âś m i s s e s o n l y c o n c e d e d t w o g o a l s . T h e Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x160;ÂśĂ&#x20AC; t o n e 9 Ă&#x201D;Ă&#x2122;´¡´œ , a g e d to pull o n e back. a n d œ´¾Ă&#x2022;Ă&#x2022;³ïĂ&#x20AC;Ă Ă&#x201D;Ă?Ă&#x2022;¿ïྡ´ïÊ´´¸Ă&#x20AC; . S t u n n e d w a s a œ´¾Ă&#x2022;Ă&#x2022; y f l u k y d e f l e c t i o n o f f t h e p o s t b y t h e Ă&#x2030;´œĂ&#x201D;žĂ&#x160;Ă&#x; y o f t h i s a t t a c k , I C S M a n d t h e s e c o n d o n e w a s a l u c k y hit Ă&#x20AC;ž¾œž´Ă&#x2022; y k n e w w h a t t o d o w i t h t h e ball Ă&#x;Ă ÂśĂ&#x201D;Ă?š h t h e g o a l i e ' s l e g s . 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With T o m m y Cantle c l e n c h i n g t o o Ă&#x160;Ă&#x161;Ă&#x152;ϫĂ&#x20AC;Ă&#x20AC;´ d b y t h i s tactic, b u t it w a s Holland his b u t t o c k s f o Ă&#x201C; o n c e a n d s k i n n i n g t h e 2 2 37 23 4 n't until A l i c e a c t u a l l y šœ¾ÊÊ´ d t h e ball Club d e f e n c e Ă&#x;Ă ÂśĂ&#x201D;Ă?šàĂ&#x201D;Ă? t t h e m a t c h a n d w i t h h e Ă&#x201C; h a n d s in a n o t h e Âś s a v e that h e ICU Ă&#x2039; 3 24 36 2 t h e 2 n d t e a m šœĂ&#x201D;Ă?Ă&#x152;Ă&#x160; e ÂľĂ&#x2122;¾œ¿´ d a p e n a l t y flick. A l i c e t o o k it all Cs phoeoensienmg ahisn shot at Ă&#x2030;œ´´¿Ă&#x201D; m but p l a y e d in h e Ă&#x201C;Ă&#x20AC;Ă&#x;ÂśĂ&#x160;Âż e a n d h e Ă&#x201C; i n t i m i d a t i n g s t a n c e like a l e g e n d fo Ă&#x201C; us. 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T h e full Ă&#x2030;Ă&#x160;  Ă&#x;Ă?ϫ s Ă&#x201C; e ÂľĂ&#x152;Ă&#x152;ÂśĂ&#x201D;¾žà´ d o u Ă&#x201C; g o a l , o u Ă&#x201C; d e f e n c e EFGH Ă&#x201D;Ă?Ă&#x;œ¾š´Ă&#x201D;Ă?Ă&#x20AC;Ă&#x2022; y p i p p e d 4-2. t t w o s b y t h e H o l l a n d C l u b ¡Ă&#x160;žĂ&#x;Ă&#x201D;ÂśĂ&#x160;´ Ă&#x152;ϫĂ&#x20AC;´¸Ă&#x;ÂľĂ&#x;Ă&#x160;Ă&#x201D; l i s t e d b e l o w . T h e n will take m o v e d a s i d e like M o s e s Ă&#x152;¾œĂ&#x;Ă&#x160;¸ g t h e R e d (Do y o u think the a b o v e m a y have b e e n o v e Âś ICU a n d S o u t h s i d e . T h e h i g h e s t p l a c e afte Âś t h e f i n a l m a t c h o n 8 S ¾œžà . Sea, g i v i n g t h e o p p o s i t i o n a c l e a Âś s i g h t I 7 Ă&#x2122;ÂśĂ&#x160;Ă&#x;Ă&#x;´ n b y t h e IC t e a m ? % â&#x20AC;˘ s c o t e o f 5 0 w a s a c h i e v e d b y Jeff Ă&#x2030;ÂśĂ&#x201D; m ജ e w i l l a l s o b e a k n o c k o u t Ă&#x;Ă&#x201D;Ă?Âś of g o a l .  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