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Uxbridge road itself was a monotony of stared at the bloody mess and waited for a few sec- kebab shops and shabby newsagents, of pubs inhabitonds. At that point I did not feel bad, but I was just ed by a few desultory Irishmen. That day however, too numb to do anything. M y watch said that it was walking down that road with the mother of all hangbefore seven, and I remembered that I had been plan- overs, a hangover so bad that my entire consciousness ning to go to the doctor so was numb with denial, I saw the area in a new light. that he could check out my Suddenly it all made sense. Suddenly understood it. I j. ÂŁ i | irritating throat infection. realised it was unsurprising that I had never appreciIrritating because I couldn't ated it before, because Shepherd's Bush could only be understood when egregiously hung over. A l l the oke I h d t o s e t u p e a r l y grime, all the bland poverty began to make sense. The c ' because at Imperial you can shabby dereliction sparkled with a desolate joie de either wait three weeks for vivre. Looking around, I began to see for the first time 1 j . an appointment or you can the beauty which had always lain there. I admired the shop fronts, I studied the billboards and I was temptg 1 ciimc, which ed to smile at the locals. O f course, a smile was means getting there before beyond me at the time. Eventually, I made it to the half-eight in the morning. tube station for the worst ride of my life. Now that I Hving in the grim wilds of Shepherd's Bush, I had to was more awake, the pain and nausea were catching allow at least an hours travelling time, plus time to get me full on, and unexpected movement was not exactup, wash and have breakfast. So I had woken up at ly pleasant. I just sat therein another version of my this unsighdy hour, with a hangover so monumental clutching, hunched posture, and tried to blank out that I did not even feel anything, at least not yet. I just everything around me. The smells were the worst, knew that I couldn't deal with that bloody vomit. M y because they were hard to ignore. But the movement, state was so far beyond redemption that I had got up, the shaking, was also doing its best to stir up my illhad a shower and downed a bowl of cornflakes before ness. I held onto myself, feeling frail and collapsed, I was conscious enough to deduce that there was no and made it to King's Cross. That was where the tale way I would make it to the doctor's in one piece. really ends. Sitting on the grimy concrete of the platSome litde voice was telling my that I should just go form I managed to force a strawberry milkshake back to bed. It seemed like a good idea. So I went down my throat. It was all I could handle, and even back up to my apocalyptic room and curled up then it took me half an hour to finish. But I sat there amongst the pools of bloody vomit and blanked out and realised, as I had done the previous night, that for a few hours. But I remembered that I was also sup- three years of my life had just finished. All the efforts, posed to be going to the opticians that day. When I all the pain and hardship, all the euphoria, all had woke up the second time the nausea was catching up reached its final aim. I had spent three years being haswith me. Any movement caused my stomach great sled by deadlines and exams,fightingmy way through perturbation; it wasn't painful, it just was on the verge wads of coursework and attempting to listen to lecof going into spasm at any moment. Dizziness accom- turers. Three years spent in the weird subculture of panied any action, and thoughts moved at about two Mech Eng, with its corridors and unknown staff miles an hour. I took the opportunity to run through members. Three years learning. It was not time to be the events of the previous day. The ending of the regretted, it just begged to be understood. None of it degree, the diinese meal, the celebratory drinks, the really made sense at that point; everything which had vodka, the red wine. I realised that the red wine seemed so real and important two days ago when explained the colour of the vomit. I was too far gone struggling to meet the final, monumental deadline at that moment to feel relieved. So that's what hap- now seemed completely abstract. I had expected it to pens when you finish a degree, I thought mutely. I be an experience, and it was. I had expected it to lead wondered vauguely how I had managed to get home, my life in strange directions, and it had. I just never but the blanks in my memory didn't seem all that would have thought that the day after the end of it all important to me. I had a train to catch, after all. For I would be here, attempting to quell a sick stomach my sins, I had bought my contact lenses back home in with a strawberry milkshake and trying to avoid thinkCambridge,and that meant a walk, a ride on the tube ing about the fact that when I got back I would have and an hour on the train to make my appointment. to clean the vomit off my room. And all in a state in which even standing up was a dangerous move. I dosed the door on the vomit and marched out of the house, holding my nausea in check. Walking involved adopting a strange hunched posture with my arms firmly folded across my chest,

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e Forget Britpop - Here comes Swedepop! If you thought the land of Volvos could only produce the Satan spawned music of Roxette then idiink again. Sugar sweet vocals and a top-notch cover of the Lizzy classic 'The Boys are back in town'. Brilliant. p Jarvis we love you. Sheffields finest (unless you count Joe Cocker, Human League or Def Leppard) release of a rather good new single.

s Forget Blur and Oasis, the undoubted Single of the Week is from this up and coming band. This Nottingham based band have taken many influences and effortlessly mixed them into a superb debut single. It will be huge, buy it now. y Help! No! After a two year absence is this really the best they could do? (Not that we liked them before anyway] g Typically Indie sound, however nothing really special. This doesn't mean it's bad, just nothing

l So highly rated that the CD refused to play on a variety of different CD players. Was this an indication of the music? We'll never know.

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s r Umm. Not really our cup of tea. At one point Not as good as Daydreamer, but nice 'Na Na this sounds quite a lot like a Care in the Com-mNa's' anyway. unity patient starting to play a synthesiser.

book: the informers

been the clinical amorality and black sarcasm with which he carves, slices and exposes the totems of post-modernity. Indeed at the heart of the novel lurk a brood of vampires - the irony After the killing ground of Bret Easton Ellis' last being that such is the state of play in LA no-body notorious novel, American Psycho, The Informersnotices. They're just a wild and weird bunch of see him retxrrning to the scene of fascination; the guys. It's been well said that in the world of shifting low-life at the heart of Los Angeles. Eighties dysfunctionalism, Brett Easton Ellis is His characters are all fragmented; we follow Douglas Coupland's (author of Generation X their dirty lives for a chapter at most before the and Life after God fame) demonic alter-ego. channels get switched. Yeah, on the screen of Whereas Coupland public access, Ellis takes us seeks to save his person surfing in the city of world of sad devils and what do we see? slackers and A land flowing with wasters, Ellis , tranquilisers, helped stands ready to down with chug of orange judge the spirit of juice and a snort of the white e m p t y snuff. People too weary to materialism. The think, too selfish to care, too Informers is a rich to mind. None of them blast from an are friendly, most of them are angry god and all wasted, all of them are the more compdamned. Money, sex and elling for it. Read family are all screwed but it as revelation. hey, everyone's beautiful and the sun's shining (totally man!). Which could make for a depressing and dull book but Ellis' strength has always

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feeding:tiger lil's flaming woks and steaming iirepots restaurant I was rather put off char-on-the-spot Chinese restaurants the time we went to celebrate my brother's graduation and he ended up being threatened by the bar manager with a bottle of

Budvar. Well, I know it said on the menu that 10% service was compulsory for parties over six, but there was no need for him to leap over the bar and grab the poor boy by the collar. Besides, we hadn't had any service anyway. But that's another story, and you're hardly likely to get bottled by the staff in 's. "Taking its inspiration from the East", this is ecoeating for the 90's: the furniture is made from reclaimed railway sleepers and telegraph poles. But perhaps making the toilet door handles out of stones was taking the rustic theme to the point of extreme. Alan's really into the ying and yang thing' my host informed me. Well, I'd be more inclined to give Alan a bit of credit and say that the man who has set up a dozen successful

soon manage to swirl me away into their highlands. At times deadly fast, at times sweedy slow, even managing to seamlessly weave a piano into the works. "What about Valentino?" shouted Goyette 1 (2?). "Valentino? We did that last time", came the reply. "Yeah Yeah! We want Valentino", they chorused. "Naah were not doing that", she giggled at the adoration. After a few more exchanges and regrettable promises, Goya dress rode on leaving their entourage crying for more. The elusive lover left a mystery. Musically Goya dress are their own: supple beautiful voices wrapped around grungy guitars, laced with occasional female harmonies. Though the two-girl one-guy line up may seem to be an appealing sales feature for the big labels, Goya dress are worth more than the usual indie-darlings. Watch out for the new ep Ruby out now.

restaurants in recent years is into the money making sort of thing. And it seems to be working: Tiger Lil's was full by 8:30, you would be well advised to book. There's an interesting and varied selection of raw materials laid out - from beef, chicken and tofu to Japanese seaweed, cloud ear fungus, and something called shooting pulses, which seemed rather more like a Reservoir Dogs script direction than a foodstuff. You collect your bowls of meat and veg and give to one of the rather intimidating looking gentlemen behind the counter, who stir fry the lot over three-foot flames on up-tumed oil drums. Apparently, the cooks have 2nd Dan Karate belts. They did look pretty fierce, too, behind the 3 foot flames leaping toward the replanted rainforest ceiling. Apparently they do this by the roadside in Northern China on a regular basis. It's an entertaining spectator sport,and the result is remarkably tasty. Not exactly a subtle blend of flavours, but I guess if the black bean sauce is good enough, it doesn't particularly matter that it overpowers everything else. Even better was the 'steaming firepot' - a strange contraption that gets plugged into a bunsen burner style gas outlet in the middle of your table. Into it goes the same bowl-full of raw stuff, left to simmer in stock for a while, and yielding a really tasty, if slightly soggy soupy stuff. There's an unlimited supply of noodles and rice to go with it. I had caramelised fruit with sesame seeds for pudding, because it sounded rather wierd. It was delicious. This place is fun: it's a pity the largest table seats only eight - it would be a great place to go for a big group celebration.


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film: l'appat (the bait)

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These characters are not hardened crimiSome dreams need money, if you can't earn it nals at the start of thefilm- Nathalie and Eric steal it. The Bait is based on a real life crime both coming from stable homes. It is their spree involving three adults in France from the naivety that draws them to murder, enhanced early 1980's, that apparently disturbed the by Eric and Bmno's conditioning from watching whole of France, well that's what they said 'violent'films.Eric undoubtedly has power over about Natural Bom Killers, but no-one knew Nathalie and Bruno the dream they follow is much about that until the film came out. Erics and not their own. Nathalie follows Eric The dream was to open a chain of clothing because of his charm while Bruno follows this boutiques in America, however there is a prob-fool in the hopes Eric willfindhim a girl like lem, since Eric (Oliver Siturk] has calculated 10 Nathalie. Like a cult leader he will never be able million Francs will be needed to start it up. Howto deliver. do they get the money? Well Nathalie (Marie The events shook France due to the vioGillain) has an address book with the names of lence of the real life murders, The Bait does not business men and other supposedly wealthy show the acts but you do hear the cries of the men. Her flirty nature allowing those men to victims through closed doors. The whole film's become targets of her address book. Together expression is totally changed by only hearing the with Bruno (Bruno Putzulu), Eric's slow side murders taking place, it avoids being gory and kick, they produce a plan that will in theory getblood thirsty and so allows the viewer to imagtheir 10 million Francs.The plan: use Nathalie as ine more. the bait; lure these men into there homes; Since thefilmfollows their lives closely, Nathalie then lets Eric and Bruno into the house from evolution to execution, very little seems to to pillage. Sounds plausible but these business happen in thefilm.It is like following a convermen don't have wall safes in their houses. Eachsation where two people are talking but end up attempt goes wrong, and to cover their track talking about nothing of very much importance. they resort to murder. Really for all those Francophiles out there.

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ride), 4 Nurofen Wake up on the morning I'm heading off into the unknown with a storming fever and a throat that feels like I've spent several hours eating sandpaper. Spend 1 Vi hours waiting in the clinic for the doctor to tell me I've got flu, and to take a couple of paracetamol and go back to bed. I try and explain that this remedy isn't entirely compatible with catching a flight to Cairo in five hours, so he writes me a prescription, and then says that it probably won't work because my ailment is viral. Wonder how he can possibly work this out by massaging the underside of my ears and shining a torch in my mouth. A m particularly unimpressed when hey, he adds that I'll 'probably get something of an upset tummy' from taking them. There's something particularly sick about travelling to Egypt and then self-inducing bowel disorders. Anyway, we make it as far as Cairo airport without further incident, and launch into bartering for a taxi with great vigour. We leel proud when we Iinally.settle on a fare that we '' think is reasonable but our driver is indignant, and seems hell-bent to make our journey as - " V traumatic as possible as recompense. Rather than pay the paltry airport parking fee he bribes a security guard to spend several minutes unlocking bolts arid chains to let us out die back? exit. Unfortunately the policeman directing traffic outside catches sight ol Ahmed's indiscretion, and refuses to give our law priority until he's been dipped a few piastres as well. The next chunk of the journey involves being driven at break-neck speed through unpaved unlit back streets as our driver attempts to find a bus to take his cousin to Alexandria. We're abandoned in an all night fruit and vegetable market for a while, and when Ahmed finally returns we remind him gently that we're paying him a large sum to drive us to Zamalek? Never mind, he says, God willing we will get to our hotel before too long. It is a rather disconcerting feature of this place that even , c

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s : four 7:30 am Wake up feeling jolly. It's not really too unbearably hot, and besides, I don't feel that ill anymore. Completely fail to appreciate that lying on a bed stock still with a fan on early in the morning does not give a fair indication of the heat of Cairo in August. 10:00 am Spend quite sometime negotiating the civil service building to sort out paperwork, but it falls into the amusing-Michael-Palinesquecultural-experience category so don't really mind. Still fairly feverish, but the outside temperature isl just about below body heat. Simon decides we are going of I to explore old Islamic Cairo. id 2 noon Saladin mosque. Decidely impressive building, apparently put up for Muhammed Ali. Presumably dtis is a different chap from the :

one who boxes. 1:30 p n Sultan I Iussein mosque. Heat getting lairly oppressive. A m moved to profound thoughts at the sight of locals lying resting round the mosque. Seems to me that the symbolism of the area ol quiet coolness to escape the heat of the midday sun is particularly strong when considering the sanctity of the place of worship. Holy thoughts are ruined when one of them gets up to piss in the ritual fountain. First occurs to me that I'd really rather be in bed, but I dismiss the thought immediately. 2:15 pm Rifai mosque. Apparently the Shah of Iran's tomb is here. I care far less than I feel I ought to. Climb up a 100 feet of crumbling minaret steps to get a better view of the steaming qmgrnire that is Cairo in August. 4 pm Pass four dead dogs lying in a pile of rubbish on the way to Ibn Ttilun mosque. Comment to Simon that lying on your back with your legs in the air and your teeth bared whilst foaming at the mouth mustn't be a particularly nice way to die. He informs me that rabies is endemic in Egypt with the air of someone who is just too cool to waste valuable time worrying about scary fatal diseases. I sit in a corner of the mosque ckeaming of a holiday in Oslo while he examines the Koranic text carved on 2km of sycamore panelling round the walls. 11 pm Dismiss Norway: they don't speak English there. Fall asleep fantasising about the holiday you could have in Scotland on what it costs to spend a month in the Middle East.

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