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Felix 924 So you survived Monopoly, so you survived The Great L o n d o n Sightseeing T o u r , w e l l ; this time play with death: Penguin is dead. W h o dunnit, where, with what a n d . . . W h y ? B e c c y . his m o u r n i n g wife is offering thousands o f prizes to teams that w i l l help her in the quest to find the murderer, so get your arse into gear and play C l u e d o tomorrow (or be square and watch a spot o f T V ) . If you haven't been hungover for the whole week, y o u should have noticed the odd dead body outline around Imperial College. If your IQ is positive (in I C ? ) , you mught have
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associated them with this term's Greatest. Meanest. Coolest. Grooviest. Excessive. Wild. Freaky. M o s t D r u n k e n rag event yet.
a bit o f dosh for Rag w o u l d be welcome. The money you collect goes to W i n g e d F e l l o w s h i p , a charity that gives disabled people a chance to participate in activities So what's all this hype? and, . that we take for granted such as an come to think o f it, what's C l u e d o afternoon o f horse-riding or beach anyway? Remember M o n o p o l y ? trips. Furthermore, those nice W e l l Cluedo uses the same concept, people at the charity with the nice take a small fry board game and logo (see above) are offering a make it b i g . very b i g . L o n d o n B i g ! computer to the Rag that raise the C l u e d o is based on the well k n o w n most dough (no pun intended). Thus board game...Cluedo. Those of you there w i l l be millions o f other Rags who have never played C l u e d o can around that will come to the simply go home, or rather come and k i c k i n ' party for all collectors later redeem yourself this Saturday. The that evening in the union. This also main aim o f our C l u e d o is for you means that altough we will be by far to have fun, however, as a side-line. the largest Rag around, we need you to do some mean collecting! O n the subject o f prizes, here is just a taste of what's on offer for Y O U !
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A dinner for two goes to the best collector. A free first pint—probably—to every member o f the w i n n i n g team (pointwise) on the O x f a m F i r k i n s Pub Leap (on 29th Feb). A R a g m a g to e v e r y b o d y collecting over a pound! A n d (if Scrooge pulls his finger out!!) many more pressies. T i d d l y w i n k s was big but it hurt your fingers. M o n o p o l y was bigger but not gory enough. The Great Sightseeing Challenge was large but where were the mascots? A n s w e r : they were w a r m i n g up for the biggest event o f t h e m a l l , CLUEDO! Be there, meet death, meet Theta, Davey and S & B . meet the C l u e d o characters in the flesh (and get their autograph), see T a m s i n ' s sexy legs (Again!!) and avenge the death o f the flat-footed-flightless-fiend (Penguin). C o n v i n c e d yet? O K , here is what you do: T u r n up in Beit Q u a d as soon as possible after 10am on Saturday with a team o f about four or six people. A t this point you w i l l be given a collecting tin and a clue sheet. The object o f the game is to visit the nine locations around L o n d o n that are relevant to the rooms on the Cluedo board. The catch here is the fact that you have to work out. from the clues, where these locations actually are. F o r example the library might be the British L i b r a r y (it's not!). The rooms are: Billiards R o o m Dining Room Conservatory Ballroom Kitchen Library Lounge . Study Hall