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Full of apathy Empty of hope A n Extraordinary General Meeting of Imperial College Union was held last Tuesday to consider action against the Government's proposed introduction o f student loans. Neil M c C l u s k e y , I C U President, explained that the Union's tactics were now in the form o f delaying the Government in the hope that the timetable for the introduction of student loans would be disrupted. He went on to say that as the next year was an election year, the Government is unlikely to push through a Bill if it is likely to be unpopular. He said the Union may consider the unusual action of lobbying the House of Lords as a last resort. M r McCluskey asked all students to write to their M P , and especially the Conservative Party M P s , to argue with

them against the loans proposal. It was pointed out that if an M P receives five or more letters on a subject he or she must open a file on it. Another tactic would be to boycott Financial Institutions involved in the issue of the student loans company. An emergency motion was put forward towards the end of the meeting to ban Price-Waterhouse, the chartered accountants who compiled the feasibility report into student loans, from the Imperial College Union Careers Fair. The Union did not believe the report to be factually correct and claimed that it had been written according to the dictate of the Department of Education and Science. It was also decided to inform other companies at the Careers Fair, other student unions and career advisers of the reason for this ban.

T h e r e w e r e o n e h u n d r e d students at the m e e t i n g , d w i n d l i n g t o fifty a t t h e e n d . T h e r e w e r e o n l y s i x first y e a r s t u d e n t s — p r o b a b l y t h e p e o p l e that w i l l b e m o s t affected b y the loans proposals. Neil M c C l u s k e y said this apathy w a s ' v e r y disappointing'. M r M c C l u s k e y is i n the p r o c e s s o f w r i t i n g letters t o the head o f d e p a r t m e n t s at I m p e r i a l C o l l e g e a n d t o M P s t o arrange interviews f o r today d u r i n g t h e student loans debate i n the House o f C o m m o n s . This lobby will include students f r o m St M a r y ' s H o s p i t a l Medical School. T h e H o u s e o f C o m m o n s debate has been called b y the G o v e r n m e n t o p p o s i t i o n . Few Conservative M P s areexpected to attend. T h e bill o n Student L o a n s w i l l appear i n N o v e m b e r ' s Queen's speech.

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Groans at loans by Neil McCluskey Imperial College Union has policy that it thinks loans are a bad idea. It is my duty to abide by that policy and formulate campaigns to try and stop the introduction of loans. This job is made much easier by the fact that I am personally dead set against the proposals put in the White Paper. My personal reasons for being against the loans are on the basis that when the loans come in the standard of living for a student falls well below the minimum standard that the Government believes itself (i.e. either somebody on the Youth Training Scheme (YTSI or an unemployed person). The figures opposite show the drop in standard. Even this example is grossly understated. Rent in London is usually higher than ÂŁ50 and travel costs are certainly higher. So ignoring the fact that the Government wishes students to pay for themselves, the total funds available are not even adequate. My job is to inform you how to go about stopping the White Paper turning into legislation. At the time of reading the White Paper will be in the House of Commons going through what will probably be its final discussion period before being published as a Bill to be introduced in the coming year. Once introduced as a Bill (which could feasibly be Monday if the Government rushed it!!) it will receive its second reading and will go off to committee for amendment. It is important that some action is taken immediately so that ideas are put forward for amendment. I believe the only way to stop this scheme is to put reasoned arguments forward to amend the Bill and thus delay it. If the Bill is delayed for a period of as little as two months the Government will find it virtually impossible to pass the Bill and implement the the necessary infrastructure to enact the Bill. The Government is unlikely to reintroduce the Bill immediately prior to election time!! As you read this, a number of Union Council members will be attending the debate in the House of Commons and pulling out their local MPs to put

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forward their case. What you can do is the following: 1. Find out the f a c t s - s e e me or the other sabbaticals for this information. 2. Formulate your own arguments and opinions and write to your local MP immediately-again we can help you in what to write and how to find out who your MP is. 3. Write to your parents or give us permission to do so. If any student wishes us to send information to their parents (after all it is probably them who will end up paying) then simply drop an A4 envelope with your parents' name and address into the Union Office and we will send off the information.

4. Make sure that for every objection you have there is a viable alternative. The Government is implementing these proposals because they wish to achieve certain objectives, i.e. increase access, reduce expenditure on education. You must come up with viable alternatives, again see us for the ideas. We can only help you to help yourselves. If all of the above seems too much like hard work then I have absolutely no sympathy with you. I am putting in a lot of work in coordinating this campaign it would be appreciated if for once IC students could make a similar effort. It will be you experiencing the effects of loans, especially if you are in your first year.

Ents muscling in Tonight sees the welcome return of The Muscle Shoal to the centre of the Imperial social scene, the Union Lounge. The boys played a storming set at last year's Freshers'Week and now with a freshly cut sandwich (sorry, album) behind them, they are eager to unleash their powerful brand of happy rock onto the craziest crowd in town. They are recently back from a major tour of Europe, Borneo and the US of A. The States are, of course, the inspiration for their name, specifically the small blues town of Muscle Shoal, Alabama where many of the American blues masters made their first

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Û Ûßà á 4 IC ÙÚ X V - 6 2 Ü Ý Þ ÙÚ Ûâ ÚäåÚæn çèéê impressive wins 'IC kicked-off e neã over our adversaries UCL. What is normally a tough, evenly matched battle, this encounter left UCL wondering, what worth it would be continuing the season? Both teams began shakily, but IC moved away with tries by Simon Bicknell and Rich Walters. Confidence growing, the IC lads began throwing the ball about. Further tries were scored by frenchi JF and the physical Henry Faj. Mike Anderson kicked two conversions to put IC twenty points up at half time. The second half turned out to be a bit of a walkover for IC. UCL managed some respectability on scoring a well worked try. However the IC machine rumbled on, to give more of a cricket score at the final whistle.

Rugby II IC 2nd X V - 3 9 UCL 2nd X V - 0 IC 2nds also proved to be superior in their match. Storming away to a convincing win over UCL. Notable performances were put in by stand-off Andy Fleming and wing Matt Hales, each scoring three tries. Freshers Tony Bull and Tintin each scored a try. Tintin also dropped a goal and kicked two fine conversions.

X-Country The first event of the new season saw IC men's team win a bronze medal at the annual Oxford Poly Relay Race. Over 1.78 miles of undulating country, Captain Alex Gaskell once again performed first-leg heroics by coming home in second place (9.14). Second man Bill Skailes, running with flu, turned in 9.35 to hand over fifth. Eric Myrvang brought us up to third with 10.02 and anchorman Dave Knight completed this good team performance by consolidating third position with 9.31. Now a member of staff, John Rowland DIC was unable to run for the A team, but his time of 9.26 may well have been a veteran's course record. Our ladies team did not figure amongst the medals, but a good time was had by all, Christy Sinclair running 13.14 and Helen Macintosh 12.34. Helen will soon be heading for Japan to represent UL in the Ediden Relay.

Football winners

IC Ists—3 Kings College-0 IC unveiled a new generation of stars for their opening match against Kings and the new boys demonstrated a ferocious determination to keep the ULU Premiership where it belongs, in the trophy cabinet at Harlington. Kings were simply outclassed in every department. Adam Thomas opened the scoring just before half time with a deftly placed shot. A superlative strike from Felix Francis and a scrambled effort from the ever-battling Mike Patton in the second half secured the points, despite the fact that IC had been reduced to ten men by the loss of skipper Pip Peel with a knee injury. On this form, IC are once again a force to be reckoned with this year.

More footy IC It — (1)2 KCH l-(0)1 Neil Leonard, daring to go where no man has gone before, clinched the game for a hard working IC side, with a goal in each half. Despite the difficult pitch, which was harder than most of the tackling, IC deservedly came out on top; many players showed useful skills. Incidentally, KCH scored when D Copeland, who otherwise had an excellent game, punched an incorrectly awarded corner into his own net.

WITH A CAREER IN ICI THE SKY'S THE LIMIT With the Stratoquest balloon developed by ICI, we proved the sky's the limit by achieving a world record altitude of 65,000 feet. We are constantly showing that there are no limits to what you can achieve if you are the best at what you do. We are looking for the best graduates to help us to keep breaking records. So take advantage of the three visits we are making to Imperial College over the next few weeks. The ICI Roadshow - a chance for an informal chat with people who have recently joined ICI. Come any time between 12.30pm and 7.00pm on Tuesday 31st October 1989 at the Gloucester Hotel, Ashburn Suite, Harrington Gardens, SW7 4LH. The Careers Fair - look out for ICI's stand at the JCR on either 2nd or 3rd November between 9.30am and 4.30pm. The ICI Interviewing Skills Seminar - a chance to learn about how to create the right impression in an interview, l b be held at 5.30pm on 9th November at the Southside Suite Dining Room. Get your ticket now from the Careers Service.


The Delator Column

by Paul Shanley

Lucky dip justice ëì e Conservative Party Conference last week was almost as dull as the Labour, SLD, and SDP ones in the weeks before. From what I did see of it—and luckily I missed Her speech-the only orator that didn't threaten to place the listener in a sleep-inducing. trance of Rip Van Winklesque magnitude was Douglas Hurd. The Tory Party as a whole, is a body of people I have never held in very deep regard. As individuals, there are some that stick out - if only for Margaret to chop their necks off—but by and large they mostly represent the True Blue ideal. This is an ideal that you either defend staunchly or attack to the death. The one senior minister who has cut through all party barriers recently has been Douglas Hurd, no more so than in his speech to conference at Blackpool. Up until recently, the picture of the Home Secretary that has sprung to mind has been that of Spitting Image's quivering jelly complete with ice cream cone haircut. Last Wednesday's speech will have left that impression far behind. Hurd's conference speech was both confident and competent. In it he outlined plans for law and order which members of all peaceful political groups must surely agree with. The minister left the electorate in Amongst the punishments handed out last week no doubt that whatever else the government does, the was one of such astounding stupidity that it would legal process will not be brushed to one side. . lead one to suspect that judges rely more on a lucky Blackpool was duly impressed and rewarded Hurd dip than on the sentencing book they have in front of with a standing ovation-a rare privilege for a Home them. On Wednesday, a man who fired at an 18Secretary. month old baby from a tower block was found guilty But does Hurd's address amount to mere rhetoric? on two charges of causing actual bodily harm and one Is government policy getting through to the judges? of possessing a prohibited firearm. The gunman had If last week's batch of sentencing is anything to go been released from custody on the morning of the by, it would appear not. shooting after a nine-month spell for mugging an old

woman. On being arrested, he said "I did it for a laugh". The man was freed by an Old Bailey judge. An overhaul of the legal system is necessary if that is what it will take to ensure that serious offenders are not unleashed onto the community but are put where they belong-behind bars. Until that happens, until judges are educated, the words of the Home Secretary, no matter how commendable they may be, ring hollow.

Manchester United? Eau? The story so far: Martin meets Michael in a pub. "Can I buy you a drink, Michael?", says Martin. "Can I buy your football team, Martin?", says Michael. "Have you got any money, Michael?", says Martin. "No, Martin", says Michael. "Okay, Michael, you talked me into it. It's yours for £10m", says Martin. The saga of Manchester United football club came to a conclusion (hopefully) last week when Michael Knighton withdrew his bid to buy the club in return for a non-executive directorship of the board. The whole sorry affair has been an unfortunate one. What started out as a simple contract between two parties has turned into a scandal that has tarred the good name of Manchester United. Knighton could have taken an easy option. It would have been relatively easy to approach a merchant bank and say "I've got the rights to buy a business for £10m that's really worth closer to £15m. Lend me the money to close the deal and I'll sell the business and pay you a hefty commission". This he did not do. That alone demonstrates either an incredible lack of nous on his part or a deep affiliation to the club. I think the latter is more likely. If the rumours are Page 14

to be believed, Knighton approached numerous businessman including Owen Oyston, Eddie Shah and lan Maxwell (son of Bob), to help him out. This was after his original financiers had pulled the plug on him. It would appear that with this volume of dealing, he had a general desire to retain the club after purchase-not sell it for a fast buck. The most astounding feature of the whole affair, however, is that Knighton's credentials weren't checked before the deal was reached. It has been strongly hinted by the quality media that his total wealth is less than £10m, let alone having this sum as operating capital. Knighton isn't even registered with Company House. Most Manchester United fans must now be regretting that Michael Knighton doesn't head the boardroom at Old Trafford. Football has far too many chairmen who run clubs for greed and their own selfinterest. Of course, clubs should be profit-making, but they should also be there to provide a service to the fans. Without their supporters, clubs would not exist. That is a fact that far too many clubs choose to ignore.

"There is nothing wrong with the quality of British tap water. I drink it myself." - Environment Secretary, Chris Patten last month. Seen at the Tory Party conference last week - countless bottles of Malvern Spring water lined up along the front table. This week's quiz : Which minister in particular was seen drinking it?

Apology In last week's column, it was inadvertently stated that the Union Administrator, Jen Hardy-Smith is 94. Delator now acknowledges that this statement is completely without foundation. Delator retracts the statement unconditionally and accepts the fact that it was no more than a cheap jibe by a two-bit journalist seeking to get a quick laugh at someone else's' expense. Delator wishes to apologise to Mrs HardySmith for any inconvenience this may have caused her. Silly old bag.


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Selkirk warden locked out of his own hall in College mess up

Southside students fobbed off Dr John Hassard, the warden of Tizard and Selkirk Halls, was unable to get into his own building last Friday, after a mix-up over the installation of new locks in Southside. Students and a security guard were unable to enter when a fire alarm went off, and the fire brigade also had trouble when they were called. Professor New, Warden of Falmouth Keogh Hall explained that the locks were changed annually and 'all students were issued with a key to fit old and new locks' and that though it 'was potentially a clever system....it didn't work'. He said there had been a lamentable lack o f communication between the security officers, Messrs Briley and Reeves and the Manager of Residences, M r Peter Hallworth, who oversees the maintenance of student residences. Dr Hassard, warden of Selkirk Hall said it was a

'very regrettable incident' and that he was -'very unhappy about being locked outside at l a m , ' as was the security guard. He also stated it was 'absolutely outrageous' that nobody could get in when a fire alarm went off, so the fire brigade had to be called to force an entry. He said 'people could have been killed.. .when I find out who's responsible, I shall be very cross indeed'. Fiona Nicholas, IC Union Honorary Secretary (Events) who lives in Southside, revealed her consternation about the complete lack of notice to warn students about the lock change. She said she was worried that girls coming home alone late at night could have been trapped outside.

Patrons of the appeal include such luminaries as Sir George Porter, President of the Royal Society, and Richard Stilgoe.

Monopoly The World's biggest Monopoly game raised £6,108 for Imperial College Union Charity Rag last Saturday. The winning team 'Garden Hall Jerks' raised £393 between the four of them. 'Brass Monkey's' came second at £389 between six and the ' 3 L ' s ' came third at £189 between three. The individual winner was Tara Shear, who raised £171, and Michael Johnson came second with £143. Hal Calamvokis said this was the 'best single day ever' for Rag and probably, per head, the best in the country'. The winning teams, and anyone who raised over £100 should go to the Rag Meeting this Friday lunchtime in the Union Lounge.

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The housekeeper involved explained the new keys were given out from a box marked 'new fobs', and that last year's box, also marked 'new fobs' was also used, therefore many of the keys given out were old ones that would not work on the newly coded locks. She said she naturally assumed that the warden and security would have been informed.

M r Peter Hallworth told F E L I X that the lock change was made last Friday night and that the

New appeal Civ Eng go to 'Frisco

Imperial College could gain two new research centres and a 150 bed postgraduate hall of residence if a £7 million fund raising appeal is sucessful. The appeal, which is to be officially lauched on the 24th October, marks the first anniversary of the merger with St. Mary's Hospital Medical School. The appeal organisers are planning to fund interdisciplinary research at a Centre for Biological and Medical Systems and a Centre for Visual Science. Most of the money is expected to come from business.

temporary housekeeper gave out the wrong keys. He said the code on the locks had been changed but he didn't know why. He went on to say the lock mechanism was damaged as a student had pulled it off. When it was pointed out that some people couldn't use their keys on any doors he said 'I'm baffled...I can't see how the system works'.

The Civil Engineering Department at Imperial College is to send a team of three researchers to California to assist in the investigations into the earthquake which devastated the San Francisco Bay area earlier this week. The team, to be led by D r Elnashai, is from the Engineering Seismology and Earthquake Engineering section, which includes the Earthquake Field Training Unit. They will be working with researchers from the University of Southern California and Los Angeles. Their investigations will be into damage to structures and ground deformation. The project will last two weeks. Julian Bommer, a member of the team, who also visited Armenia after the earthquake there last year, said 'The sobering thought is that this earthquake, which has caused considerable damage and destruction, is by no means the largest earthquake that California will have to contend with. At the same time, it is worth noting that this earthquake was the same size as the Armenian earthquake and affected a far bigger population and yet killed less than 300 people compared to more than 25,000 in Armenia.'

South Ken Campus? A n article in this week's Nature shows proposals by the Natural History Museum to group the 'museums, colleges and leisure facilities of South Kensington into a beautiful, single campus'. Researchers in the Museum believe this is somewhat over ambitious and do not see a need to change. The originator of the idea, Wally Olin, from Wolff Olin told F E L I X that the potential for a social and cultural campus within the area was 'tremendous.' However, 'nobody has the will to make it happen,' he added.

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HOCKEY Saturday 14th

Ladies: IC lsts—1 IC 2nds-0

Guys lsts—5 Royal Vets 3 Wednesday 18th

Mens: IC lsts—4 IC 2nds-0 IC 3rds-0 Ladies: IC lsts—1 IC 2nds-3

U C L lsts—1 Q M C lsts—4 Kings lsts—6 St Georges 2nds-0 Q M C 2nds-0 RUGBY Wednesday 18th

IC lsts—35 IC 2nds-12

Brunei lsts—16 Brunei 2nds-13 FOOTBALL

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