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• In 1972, burglars broke into the Democratic Party’s National Committee office at the Watergate Hotel. In the coming months it was revealed that President Richard Nixon was involved in covering up the burglary and possessed a number of stolen tapes. When he refused to surrender the tapes, a judge ordered the chief executive to hand them over. In 1974, impeachment proceedings were initiated against the president. In August of that year, Nixon resigned and Gerald Ford became president. A month later, Ford issued a full pardon to Nixon for “all offenses against the United States.” • What were folks wearing in the 1970s? Bell-bottomed pants paired with either a turtleneck sweater or flower-print shirt was a popular look. After the premiere of the movie “Saturday Night Fever” in 1977, John Travolta’s three-piece suit and wide-collared shirt inspired the disco fashion. For women, hot pants and thighhigh boots were all the rage, as were fringed leather mini-skirts and platform shoes. Guys sported sideburns, and the large “Afro” hairstyle became fashionable. • In the sports world, Hank Aaron beat Babe Ruth’s home run record when he hit his 715th career home run in April 1974. By the time Aaron retired in 1976, his record was 755 homers, one that held until 2006. ABC began broadcasting Monday Night Football in 1970, and ESPN, an acronym for Entertainment and Sports Programming Network, was launched in September 1979 as a cable network devoted strictly to sports broadcasting. • In 1975, powerful Teamsters Union leader Jimmy Hoffa vanished from a restaurant parking lot in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. He was allegedly tied to organized crime, and it was assumed he was killed by the Mafia. His body has never been found. Chrystal & Michael Garza were • On television, our favorite Westerns CAUGHT READING TIDBITS “Gunsmoke” and “The Virginian” at the Village Inn on 10th Street were phased out, as were sitcoms “Bewitched” and “I Dream of Jeannie.” The Sci-Fi era was ushered in with hits such as “The Six-Million Dollar Man,” “The Bionic Woman” and “Battlestar Galactica.” The controversial sitcom “All in the Family” had its run from 1971 to 1979, featuring the fictional Archie Bunker’s frequently inappropriate remarks about religious, political and social issues of the day. Game shows gained in popularity, including “Wheel of Fortune,” “Family Feud” and “The Price is Right,” first hosted by Bob Barker in 1972. NBC debuted “Saturday Night Live” in 1975; George Carlin was the first host with musical guests Janis Ian and Billy Preston. HBO was inaugurated as the first pay-TV channel in 1972. • Hard rockers were listening to the likes of Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and Deep Purple, while Southern rockers tuned into The Allman Brothers and Lynyrd Skynyrd. Disco lovers listened to the Bee Gees and danced the Hustle, and soft rock folks enjoyed the crooning of the Carpenters, Barry Manilow and the Osmonds. Billboard magazine declared Elton John the best artist of the decade. We started listening to our music on the Sony Walkman, a portable cassette player, in 1979. • At the theaters we were viewing “The Godfather,” “Rocky” and “Dirty Harry.” We were scared out of our seats by “The Exorcist,” “Jaws” and “Carrie” and laughed uproariously at “Animal House,” “Young Frankenstein” and “Monty Python.” George Lucas’ career took off with “American Graffiti” in 1973, followed by “Star Wars” in 1977, which quickly became the highest-grossing film of all time, an honor it maintained for the next five years. • Tidbits advertisers make Tidbits possible for you to read. Please tell them, “Thanks for advertising in Tidbits! We love Tidbits!”

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Strengthen Your Strengths Why are so many people miserable on their job? Here’s why: only two in ten people go to jobs where they work in the area of their strengths! This is according to research done by Marcus Buckingham and reported in his popular book titled “Now, Discover Dr. Ron Ross Your Strengths”. That means 80% of workers are wrongly employed, probably under-performing, and are definitely under-enjoying their hours on the job. That’s why the talk around the water cooler is all about how miserable people are and how much they look forward to the weekend. Are you one of the two or are you one of the ten? How would your life change if you got paid to do what you do best and what you most enjoy doing? If you work every day in the area of your greatest strengths you will be more productive and much happier. You already know why: You do best what you do best…and you do better what you most enjoy doing. You may have the idea of “strengthening your strengths” upside down because of that old school thing called the Report Card. Remember when you got yours and your parents sat you down at the kitchen table and went over your grades with you? If you got an A or a B+ in something you got a little pat on the back. But if you got a D or an F in something, you got a good talking to that had the underlying message that you were to strengthen your weaknesses and overlook your strengths (“Johnny, you’ve got to do something to bring up your low grades”). The result is that many folks focus more on the area of their weaknesses and try to bring them up to a par with their strengths. And the whole process can be very depressing. No one wants to spend hours working on something they hate or something that is not well tuned to their natural talents. But you can go from good to great if you discover and build on your talents, gifts, and motivations - if you strengthen your strengths. Don’t focus on your weaknesses – find and focus on your strengths. Then go to work on making your strengths even stronger. It’s possible you don’t even know what your strengths are. So, find out. If you’re really serious about changing your life, you should buy and read Buckingham’s book. In the meantime, here are three of many suggestions Buckingham makes for discovering your strengths: 1. Make a list of what energizes you, what you look forward to, what you feel really good about doing? 2. Then make a list of the opposite: Things that stress you out or drain your energy, or things you don’t like to do or avoid doing altogether. 3. At the end of a week review the two lists and you will have some insight into your natural strengths. Once you discover your strengths set about to strengthen them and you’ll be happier, more productive, and ultimately more successful.

“Prepare for the Boom” is a series of columns that will appear over the next six months. A compilation of the series will be made available toward the end of the series. Dr. Ross is the publisher of Tidbits of Greeley & West Weld County. To contact him email:

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Tidbits of Greeley Issue 826  

Weekly magazine with fun facts and trivia. This week's edition is about the 1970s!