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GUIDE TO SURVIVING

HOLIDAYS


The holidays are approaching faster than that pink slip you’ve been dodging. Your kids or loved ones are expecting the “perfect gift” this season, and all you can do is hold your breath. Do not fret or explain to your family that Santa is only visiting houses that start with an even number this year. There is a happy medium where you can still have a merry holiday and not appear to have gone amish. With these financially savvy tips you’ll be able to enjoy the holdays, even if you are on a buget that only a graphic designer could have.


Holiday Tip #527

Never try to catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south for the winter

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Holiday Tip # 218 Writing your name in the snow is fun, until an electric fence is involved


Holiday Tip # 365 Poke air holes in the box if you intend to put a pet under the tree


Holiday Tip # 691 Steer clear of kitchen appliances and fitness equipment for gift giving ideas


CO AL WITH FUEL PRICES SKYROCKETING, IT’S A COST SAVVY WAY TO HEAT THE HOUSE


Holiday Tip # 746 No matter what you say, no one will believe your actions at the office party were the result of eggnog


Pacific Mall shopping spree


Holiday Tip # 637 He who is the life of the party usually wishes they were dead the next morning


A BRAND NEW

ROLEK WATCH OR RAYBON SUNGLASSES (All type is set it Arial)


Holiday Tip # 536

Give the gift of a set of batteries with a note attached that reads: “Toys Not Included�


PLAY PIN THE PEN ON THE GUY THAT’S MAKING MORE THAN YOU AT WORK


“Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.”

~Victor Borge


A SEVERED FOOT

Is the Ultimate Stocking Stuffer


“Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas” ~John Cleese, Monty Python”


“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know… the birth of Santa.”

~Bart Simpson


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Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~Carol Nelson


$25 Gift Certificates

For the mink coat they REALLY wanted


My mom likes my work!

I’m ( kind of ) for hire!

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CARA FOODS

MIAMI AD SCHOOL

Job Recruitment Design • Recruitment ads • In Store Awareness • Job Fair Materials

Art Direction (January 2009)

DISILLUSIONED YOUTH Brand Identity • Business Cards • Brochure Packages • Clothing Catalogue

LUCIANI AUTO COLLISION Brand Identity • Business Cards • Letterheads & Stationary • Exterior Signage • Website Design

SENECA COLLEGE Graphic Design (2005-Present)

SHERIDAN COLLEGE Advanced Photography (2004)

GEORGE BROWN COLLEGE Photography (2003)

Proficient with Mac & PC operating systems APPLICATION KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES: Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, Quark, Flash, Dreamweaver, Acrobat, and Microsoft Office. Currently updating knowledge in web design applications such as Coldfusion, Asp, and Spry among others.


GRAPHIC DESIGNER • TASTY IDEAS & RIPE CREATIVE

647•835•1504 ROB_LUCIANI@MAC.COM ROBERTLUCIANI.COM

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Holiday Survival Tips. The recession edition.