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We Remain Speechless For This Girl Coming all the way from Zamboanga is Miss Sue. I donâ€™t know what kind of water they are drinking there but yeah, she blew the city away. The supposed writer got left with no words to say so instead, we will just post some of her FB statuses here and hope she wont mind. Feel free to ask questions after. PHOTOS BY FADI ISMAIL/HAIR AND MAKE-UP BY DANDY MAR DIAZ ROA/SPECIAL THANKS TO ROB BANA and MISS A.
What if we are living in the days of Rizal? Back in the day, women couldn’t really say their minds, couldn’t express sexual desires, just stayed in the kitchen or they will be punished. Now, if Miss Sue lived together with the Spanish friars more than a century ago, them hypocrites would gladly clean and place the guillotine on the center of the plaza for her. Good thing though it is 2011 and she’s still alive. But yeah, there are only so much words we can write about her because it’s not for kids. I’ll post some of her statuses on Facebook instead so that you’d know what we are talking about.
to whom it may concern: “I think I’m allergic to porn, every time I look at porn my cock swells.” -Friday at 5:30 pm
“Bend over, I’ll drive.” — Bum - Friday at 4:03pm
The Worst Feeling Isnâ€™t Being Lonely . Its Being Forgotten By Someone You Could Never Forget . - Thursday at 7:53 pm
I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he’s working on now. - Thursday at 7:48pm
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer. - Thursday at 7:01pm
The only jobs for which no man is qualified are human incubators and wet nurse. Likewise, the only job for which no woman is or can be qualified is sperm donor. - August 30 at 4:26pm
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Love is also like a coconut which is good while it is fresh, but you have to spit it out when the juice is gone, whatâ€™s left tastes bitter - August 31 at 9:11pm