Chronicles of Don’t Be So Ridiculous Valley

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Just at that moment Ergo, supported by Arthur’s trolls, advanced down from the high ground behind Third Battalion, trapping them in a pincer movement. A volley of troll crossbow darts went singing through the air, and seventeen more members of Third Battalion were dispatched to the Afterlife. But this is supposed to be a happy story, so I won’t go into the details of what happened next to the pigfrogs. Even if they deserved what they got, it’s all a bit gruesome for our story, particularly if small children are reading this or being read to. Let’s just say that before too long, there were pigfrog pieces all over the place, pigfrogs with their intestines hanging out, lying in

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