that he and his friends would join the great army on its return through The Avocado Bit Of The Mauve And Avocado Mountains. When he had escorted them as far as the Unbelievably Smelly River dam, he waved goodbye (he waved like the Queen) and shouted “Death To All Pigfrogs!” which went down really well. On the way, Ergo’s 27
Chronicles of Don’t Be So Ridiculous Valley
