Chronicles of Don’t Be So Ridiculous Valley

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to help the environment. General Jim was delighted and proud one Thursday evening to be awarded the Embroidery Badge. He had worked extremely hard on it, and frankly, he deserved it. Eventually he collected a further array of badges, including Housekeeper, Herb Gardener and Interior Decorator. Which just goes to show that if you know anybody horrible, you should try dropping a grand piano onto them from a helicopter.