with Mike Howe Tonight on Chewing the Cud: gay marriage!
Last year a federal judge in California ruled that a ban on it is unconstitutional.
More recently, another federal ...and never judge upheld THAT mind the irony judge’s ruling because that with anarchy, opponents to the ruling there would be no big claimed that the ruling government to Now, shouldn’t count, given define “marriage” former NFL that the first anyway. star David Tyree judge was claims that anarchy gay. will come to America if gay marriage is legalized —even though it’s already legal in five states as well as Washington, D.C.
Tonight on Chewing the Cud, weâ€™re going to debate gay marriage with the leader of an anti-gay group that wants homosexuality banned outright and all gays and lesbians sent to concentration camps, similar to Nazi Germany!
But before we get to our guest, letâ€™s take a trip to the trough!
Last year, California’s ban on gay marriage was ruled unconstitutional because the law singled out one specific group and also pushed the idea that straight couples are “better” than gay couples.
AT THE TROUGH
Marriage, as an institution, came into existence long before the United States and the U.S. Constitution is silent on marriage.
The proposed ban, which is based on religious zealotry and authoritarianism, is a bit ironic in that its supporters— conservatives—claim to want smaller government while actually supporting bigger, intrusive government. They The really do want the Constitution, government to be as big however, isn’t silent as what liberals on discrimination, and want. as such any laws against The gay marriage by law are nanny state unconstitutional. is officially desired by both ideologies.
Now to tonight’s guest.
Bobby Ray Hatfield is president of the group Fear the Queer, which calls for an outright ban of homosexuality and demands that all gays be imprisoned and given a Mr. minimum life sentence. Hatfield, BUT IT WAS DECIDED BY VOTERS THAT HISTORY IS WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE ★HOWE T what say you? Okay then.
Mr. Hatfield, what’s your take on these court rulings and David Tyree’s recent comments?
Mike, I hate activist judges and I really hate BEEP!
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Mr. Hatfield, just to let you know, we beep out any profanity on this show.
Well BEEP you, Mike!
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Mr. Hatfield, tell our viewers why gay marriage should be illegal.
Mike, God made Adam & eve - not Adam & Steve!
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God didn’t make Steve?!
Huh? Oh...um...uh...well...I guess...sorta.
But sometimes God makes mistakes.
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God makes mistakes?! Since when?!
Uh...um...uh...Mike, stop questioning God! Are you a commie?!
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I’m the capitalist owner of Howe TV.
And I’m questioning you - not God!
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Let’s get back to your previous comment.
Isn’t God perfect?
Of course he is. He created everything!
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...some of whom are gay?
Oh. Right. Um...
...Mike, why do you like BEEP so much?!
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You’s violatin’ my first commandment rights! BY JOHN WAYNE, CLINT EASTWOOD, PAUL BUNYAN, AND PETER PAN...PUBLISHER SAYS ITʼS T
You mean ‘amendment’ - not ‘commandment.’
and only the government can violate your first amendment rights.
BEEP you, commie!
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Mike, these BEEP is choosin’ to be gay and do perverted things!
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Like the way I chose to have bad eyesight or the way you chose to have a hairy chest?
Exactly. Er...Wait. I mean...
Why are you lookin’ at my chest? Are you a
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Either God created us or he didn’t. Which is it?
He did create us, but genesis 6:6 says that God wasn’t happy after he made humans.
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But Genesis 1:31 says that god was happy with everything that he made.
It does? Well...it was probably a typo.
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Sometimes even god makes mistakes. he probably got tired.
Exodus 31:17 says that even god got tired and needed a rest.
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But Isaiah 40:28 says that god never needs to rest!
Just another typo, Mike! See how hard god was workin’?
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Do you suppose the verse in first Corinthians about gays not inheriting the kingdom of God was a typo?
BEEP no, Mike!
The Bible has no typos!
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Gotcha. Let’s discuss the legality of a ban.
Mike, it ain’t worth discussin’!
this is a separation of powers issue. No federal judge can rule on it because it’s a state issue. The people have spoken!
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But what if one state voted in favor of it by a majority?
Tough BEEP, Mike. That shouldn’t count.
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Wait a minute. Why not?
Um...Because I said so?
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Are you a liberal commie who likes BEEP?
Mike, judges should have no say on this! Only the voters!
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But that’s part of our constitution! It’s the judicial branch of the government!
branches? What do trees have to do with this?
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Haven’t you heard of the three branches? Executive, judicial, and legislative?!
Sounds like a pile of liberal commie crap from the mainstream media!
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It was created by the founding fathers.
Yeah, well just wait until the supreme court rules on it!
they won’t care about that judicial branch crap!
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Mr. Hatfield, what if the majority of voters in a state voted against the second amendment?
They can’t vote against the Constitution! We’d get a judge to overturn the vote!
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But You just said that the voters are more important than the constitution!
Mike, stop using my words against me!
Now I know how Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin feel!
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So it’s okay to violate the constitution to discriminate against people?
Mike, they wouldn’t be picked on if they just acted normal!
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I must have forgotten.
That happens when you’re a liberal commie mainstream media TV host!
Mike, there’s probably gayness in your coffee, too! EY WOULD GET BOTH, RESPONDENTS SAID THAT THEY ARE ENTITLED TO EVERYTHING THEY
Gayness in my coffee?!
Mike, first they took our slaves, then they let women vote, and now this!
What has my country become?!
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Oh dear god.
Let’s end with the big government question: Why do you want more government laws that make the government even bigger?
Mike, this ain’t big government! It’s good government! If the government is good, they should always tell us what to do!
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Okay, mr. hatfield. We’re running low on both time and I.Q. points. good night.
Have a nice career, you liberal commie pervert!
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Only on Chewing the Cud. I’m Mike Howe. Good night.
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