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Hello, and welcome to tonight’s episode of Chewing the Cud with Mike Howe. I’m your host, Mike Howe, and tonight we’re debating women’s rights and equality. In particular, we’re going to debate if some women are hurting the equality movement more than men are.

In a few seconds we’ll be joined by a women’s rights author and a housewife to debate the idea that women have become too dependent on men for things in life and that this dependency has helped to create the myth that women really do need men to survive in life.


Our first guest tonight is Dr. Rose Bush.

Dr. Bush is a professor of gender studies at the Thanks University of Northern for having me Pennsylvania and author of the on, Mike. book Sabotaged Equality: How Women Threaten the Equal Rights Movement More Than Men. Thanks for joining us, Dr. Bush. SAID THAT HE WASNʼT AWARE IF THE HOTDOG WAS HIS OR NOT ★HOWE TV★ HEALTH NEWS: MANY OBESE AMERICANS SAY And our other guest is Mrs. Eileen Dover.

Mrs. Dover runs the popular blog “my diamond is bigger than yours.”

Thanks for having me on, Mike.

Thanks for coming on, Mrs. Dover.

Do you think you can frame the camera so it focuses on my 3-carat diamond?

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Uh...yeah, sure.

Now, Dr. Bush, in your book, you argue that women who want men to take care of them are hurting women’s equality more than men.

Correct, Mike. If women continue to act helpless, weak, and needy, men will continue to view them that way.

We need to act stronger than that.

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Could we have a few examples?

Of course. The idea that women need men for jewelry, clothes, cars, the paying off of all bills. These are just a few that I discuss in my book.

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What can women do to stop this?

As women, we need to show that we really are strong and independent. We don’t need men to take care of us.

We can survive on our own. If we continue to act needy, men will treat us that way.

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Now, Mrs. Dover, you disagree with this.

Absolutely, Mike. Just because we want expensive jewelry, a big house, an expensive car, and someone to pay off our credit cards doesn’t mean that we’re needy.

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Um...it doesn’t?!

Of course not. Don’t be so sexist. Men have been put here to do those things. Why shouldn’t we expect it from them?

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But that’s what dependent means.

Oh. Um...did I mention that my ring is three carats?

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Yes. More than once.

Dr. Bush’s argument is that if women continue to look needy, they’ll be treated that way.

But Mike, where would I get my jewelry and BMW from if it weren’t for my husband? Did this woman think about that?

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Dr. Bush?

Mrs. Dover, by suggesting that you can’t survive without a man, you’re perpetuating the idea that women are helpless and weak without a big, strong man to pay our way.

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My husband treats me like an equal and not a concubine!

You’re just jealous because you don’t have a husband who buys you whatever you want.

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What do porcupines have to do with this?!

Not porcupines! Concubines! A concubine is a woman who is kept by a man and has a lower status in life!

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I don’t see a ring on your finger. At least my marriage is real!

I didn’t marry him for a ring or for his money! I married him for his character!

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the bigger the diamond, the bigger the love.

My husband clearly loves me more than yours loves you.

See three carats!

Are you really saying this?! You’re setting equal rights back by about 100 years!

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Sister, equal rights won’t pay my visa balance or take me to tiffany’s!

Mrs. Dover, why do you want to make marriage nothing more than a source of income?

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The real question is why are you trying to make it tougher for your fellow women to get free stuff?!

As women, shouldn’t we show men that we’re better than materialism?!

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As a woman, you should be happy that I have a BMW and a 3carat diamond ring!

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Mike, did your viewers get a chance to see my 3carat diamond ring?

I’m pretty sure that they saw it, Mrs. Dover.

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Thanks, Mike.

Well, folks, we’re out of time for tonight. I’d like to thank both our guests for joining us tonight. Dr. Bush, thank you.

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Mrs. Dover, thanks for joining us tonight.

Thanks, Mike. Let me know if your viewers want to see my BMW sometime!

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Join us tomorrow night when we meet a politician who argues that rewriting history is a good thing as long as we defend it by calling it “patriotic.”

I’m Mike Howe. Thanks for watching...

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