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Kuch loferon ka aik naya “Shashca”! By Salman Latif Recently kuch khar-dimagh lofaron ne aik naya shosha chora. Kehtay hain ye humara shashca hay. Allah janay kia shashca hay ye! Poochnay par pata chala k ye aik newspaper hay, aur wo bhi youth k liye! Check karo zara dhittaai. Akhbaar ka naam, aur “shashca”!

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Kuch khaas news

“Shashca” slang ka word hay, aur is ka matlab hay “kuch naya” ya “distinct”. Kehtay hain ke Pakistan mei youth ka koi newspaper nahi hay, is liye ye shashca bohot zaroori hay. Yahan khabrain tou baqi newspapers ki tarah hi Urdu mei publish hon gi, but maybe style zara different ho. Khabrain hon gi zara tarka laga ke! Tarkay ki zarurat is liye hai k seedhi baat zara galay main atak jati

By Raja Danish Farhan

Rescue Training by Payaam Trust (Page 8)

Qismat us ko favour karti hay jo mehnat karta hay. Dunya mei har mulk ke har banday ke sath yehi hota hay. Suchi! Han magar shayad, Amreeka ka sadar Barack Obama wo

Comsats finally inaugurated (Page 9)

Hey, magar is newspaper mei ho ga kia? Not only the boring political news, magar youth se related khabrain bhi hon gi. So bhai logon, ye sirf matter of Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V nahi hay. Is newspaper mei wo ho ga, jo pehlay dunya mei kabhi nahi hua! Ye akhbar slang lingo, means k bazaari zuban mei hay! in ka kehna hay k Pakistan ki youth poori population ka 63% hay, lekin ye karoron nazar kyun nahi aatay? Nazar sirf wohi chand

hazaar youth aatay hain jo active hain. Baqia: Page No. 5

Lahori Phadda By Ammara Junaidi Jesay maa apnay chotay se bachay ko dekhti hay jesay hi wo chalna start karta hay, bilkul wesay, the whole nation is looking at PTI aur us k aik aik step ko note kar rahi hay. Baqia: Page No. 2

Obama ki rating improve ho gai!

Veena Malik Gets another show! (Page 3)

Revolution Flame launches e-competition (Page 9)

hay. Kia faida aisi khabron ka jo sar ke ooper se guzar jayen. News agar samajh hi na aai, tou us ka faida kia yar! Bus in bewaqoofon ne yehi socha aur chal diye shashcay per. Jesay kisi jihad per ja rahay hon.

wahid insane hay jis ke sath aisa nahi hay. The socalled savior of the black community jo “change is here” ke slogan ke sath election jeet gaya tha aur equality ki baat kar ke Amreeka ki dunya mei bad image ko change karnay

n i k l a

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Baqia: Page No. 2


Baqia: Lahori Phadda At one side, kuch hearts mei hope hay k Imran Khan hi wo banda hay jo waqai change lay k aaye ga, aur doosri taraf hopeless dil ha i n, ya shayd doosri parties k diehard supporte r s . Imran Khan such mei aaloo ban gaya hay Pakistan M u s l i m league Noon k e a n d o n

k a .

October 30 ki Lahore ki rally Imran Khan k mainstream politics mei enter honay ki shuruaat lag rahi hay. This rally has given a dehlaa dene wala

Baqia: Obama Rate Chalo do saal forward kar ke dekhtay hain k Obama kahan tak pohancha. Oh khair! Failed economic policy! Unauthorized marine ops on foreign soil! Ye tou bhai Zardari ka bhai hi ho gaya eeman se. Lekin recently, aik pole ke mutabiq… I mean, “poll” ke mutabiq, Obama ki rating thori improve hui hay! O ballay ballay! Han magar ab bhi wo apnay opponent, Romney k muqablay ka candidate nahi hay. lekin chalo elections contest tou kar sakta hay na! Ghar beth k charpaaian tou nahi toray ga na! Lagay raho Obama bhai… array nai, aap bhai nai aap tow hu-

impact on Sher-e-Punjab, Miyan Nawaz Shareef and the PML-N‟s leadership. Law Minister Punjab, Rana Sanaullah, Imran Khan ko „Pagal Khan‟ kehtay rahay hain. Pareshan na hoye ga, Rana sahab aisi chussain martay rehtay hain. Senator Parvez Rasheed sahab ne statement di thi k agar Imran Khan ki rally mei 5000 log bhi aa gaye tou wo resign kar dain gay. Rally dekhne k baad unhe kehna para that the figure he quoted was 50,000! Fault unki tou nahi hay na yar ab, log hi itnay ziada aa gaye thay! Khair ab it doesn‟t matter what Rasheed and Rana said, asal game tou

mare supervisory chacha hain! Lagay rahen Obama chacha! “Bhai jaan ham se bhi pocha karo kuch,ham bhi obama sir ke bohat bare fan hain”. Sab se pareshani wali baat tou ye hay bhai k almost 47 percent log ye sochtay hain k Obama theek thaak kaam kar raha hay. Ye researchers kaheen obama ke gahr aur party walon se hi sirif tu nhi pochte rahe? Chalo jo bhi hay, ladies and gentlemen, tayyar ho jayen for another spectacular showing of new promises and new ideals and new plans for Amreeka, jo ke ab aik tradition hi ban gaya hay har paanch saal baad ka.

PML-N‟s k puranay voters aur Punjab k shehri middle aur lower class patriotic youth k beech hay, jo samajhtay hain k Imran Khan ki party k ilawa sab k sab corrupt hain. Shehri ka ye matlab nahi hay k garaaeen vote nahi daltay. Daltay hain yar wo bhi. Wo bhi insaan hain. Unka bhi dil hay. Unka bhi shanakhti card hay. Ab ye to bari pareshani ki baat hay

Muslim League Noon k liye. Shayd isi liye Noon k leaders ki kapkapi barhti ja rahi hay, aur elections 2012 tak shayad aur ziada barh jaye! On October 28, mostly log PML-N ki rally mei Lahore se bahir se aaye thay. Aur Lahore ko Noon ka strong hold samjha jata hay, according to intelligent agency reports. Mian Nawaz Shareef ki “Go-ZardariGo” campaign zara bhi help nahi kar rahi doosray provinces mei PPP ki hakoomat ko giranay mei. Plus, Punjab government tou dengue ko hi control nahi kar pa rahi! In the mean time Imran Khan ne kafi alaa spin phenka for turning many traditional PML-N voters towards him. Naujawan supporters ko shayad ye nahi pata ke democracy hoti kia hay aur un k vote ki importance kitni ziada hay. But ye kamaal hai Khan ki patriotic, passionate or revolutionary speeches ka k sb khinche chale aa rhe hain.


Veena gets another show! Not again... By Zunaira Afzal Choonke ye Page 3 hay, so hum ne socha kyun na is mei Veena Malik ki khabar hi daal dain! Jaisa k aap sab jaanty hain k Miss Meera k baad Miss Veena malik nay bhi border k us paar Pakistan ka naam roshan karny may koi kasar nahi chori aur India k reality show (Jis may koi real nahi) Bigg Boss mai apni zimadaariyaan bakhoobi nibhaye hain. Un ki is zabardast mehnat aur qaabiliyat ko dekhtay huay aur sath sath Meera G k show "Kon Banay Ga Meera Patti" se impress ho kar Indian producers nay bhi aik aisa he show launch kiya hay jis ka naam hay „Swayamvarâ€&#x;. Veena Malik ki intelligence say tou aap log achi trah waqif hoon gay k kis trah unho nay Big Boss k last round tak apni efforts kin. Since Veena Indian producers ko buhat achi lagi hain isi

liye unho nay is show may Veena Malik ko cast kiya hay aur un ki jaib achi khasi garaam krny ki announcement ki hay! aur agar wo is show k through kisi bhi contestant se shadi krti hain tou yeh paisa aur ziada ho gaye ga...aakhir Bahu hoon g Veena unki...Lekin agar Veena shadi nahi krti tou ye muawza kam ho jaye ga..ab aap tou janty he hoon gay k log paisy k liye kuch b krny ko ready ho jaati hain, shadi tou buhat choti si cheez hay! Tou hum b e e c h a r i awaam sirf dekhny k liye hay k Veena Swayamvar k through shadi kerti hain ya nahi! Bharati actress Rakhi Sawant, jo apny aap ko her reality show k liye perfect samajti hain, is baar munh dekhti reh gaye. Unho nay yeh khabar sunty huwy kaha, " Arry Indian celebrity ko lenna chahye tha (aur kia may marr gaye thi)". Abb Rakhi ko kon samjhaye k Rakhi Bahan! Veena producers k diloon may raaj ker rahi hay usay nikaalna (India se bhi, aur producers k diloon say bhi) mushkil he nahi namumkin bhi hay!

Forward Message of the day! Girl: I <3 u Boy: Pagal ho kia? Complex number systems mei inequality kahan hoti hay! Qasoor larki ka nahi tha. Actually bechara larka engineer tha.

Cartoon ka Shashca! By Muhammad Saad Amir


Seals vs Chickens By Muhammad Saad Amir Kabhi socha hay k hum movies kyun dekhtay hain? Maybe because hum apni zindagi ko aisay banana chahtay hain aur kabhi kabhi movie aur asli zindagi mei koi resemblance bhi dhoond letay hain. Ya shayad hum doosron ki zindagi mei ziada interested hain, apni zindagi se bhi ziada. No wonder why the reality shows itnay highly rated hotay hain. But hey! Hum lucky hain k hum reality shows ke waqt mei zinda hain, jo “BIG HOUSE” k andar na sirf celebrities ki lives ko affect kartay hain balkeh humari apni life per bhi asar daltay hain. S i x months after one of the e p i sodes, “ t h e death of Osama B i n Ladin”, aik new b o o k market mei aai hay, jis mei likha hay k the one with a “S” after an “O” was shot dead within 90 seconds of the beginning of a raid on his apartment in Pakistan by US commandos. Yani 45minute breathtaking, hosh uranay wali, dil ghabranay wali, sheela ki jawani wali firefight ki afvaah bakwas thi. Lo gee! Hun daso! Ho gayi na typical Desi movies ki tarha fight extend? Author Chuck Pfarrer elite US Navy Seal Team k former commander hain, apni kitab mei farmatay hain k bin Laden was shot dead "almost instantly"… in 90 seconds! Chalo phir baqi k do hazaar chay so dus second

wo kukkar ka shikaar kar rahay hon gay. wesay bhi Amreekanon ko BBQ bohot pasand hay na. Baqi aap log samajhday hain. Aik seal ne bataya k wo darvaza k

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Yar ye check kar! By Sadiya Akhtar “Koi bhi shakhs itna taqatwar nahi k woh apna bura kiye baghair dosry ka bura kar saky” (Maulana Waheed-ud-deen Khan) Kya samjhy phir? 2in1 package hai, simple. Kisi ko maza chakhany sey pehly yeh soch lo k honi tumhary sath bhi buri hi hy :p Kisi k sath tu tu mai mai karo gay, mazey ly ly k kisi ki buraeyan karo gay tou apny gunahon main bhi wah wah izafa karny ka sharf haasil karo gay. Kisi ko kheench k aik lagao gay tou dard apny hath main bhi hoga aur agr kabhi gussay sey jal bhun gaey tou tumhary blood cells ny bhi jal bhun k raakh hi ban‟na hai phir ;) tou bas, apni taaqat dikhany sey pehly aik baar sochna zaroor.

Osama ko maar bhi diya. Phir wohi seals wala helicopter land karnay gaya but achanak balance lose kar k neechay gir gaya. Acha aik baat ka dheaan rahay k uski dum pehlay neechay giri thi. Ye na samajh lena k sar gira tha pehlay. Awain! According to some sources, un k pas actually pankha nahi tha BBQ banana k liye, isi liye unhon ne helicopter uraya tha. Ab un becharon ko kia pata k itna waqta pay jaye ga. According to the author, agar naval pahalwanon ko neechay janay ka order hota tou Laden ko hathair chuknay ka mauqa mil jata aur phir tou seyapa pay jaata. Book mei ye bhi likha hay k ho sakta hay k Ayman Zawahiri jo bin Laden ka purana deputy hay, ne hi ye khabar US tak pohanchai ho. Keh raha hay tou yehi likha hoga book mei. Hum ne konsa parhi hay. It is expected k ab Zawahiri jaan boojh k courier andar aur bahir bhejay ga Laden ki jagah se. Aur kuj howay na howay, ab koi Pizza ki home delivery nahi karanay laga.

Pages 1 se lay kar 5 tak, compiled by Hira Zainab, News Editor Shashca newseditor@shashca.com


Baqia: “Shashca” Baqi country affairs mei ziada interest nahi show kartay. Why? Because wo newspaper nahi parhtay, unhain nahi pata k mulk mei ya dunya mei kia ho raha hay. Aur newspaper is liye nahi parhtay kyunke wo kehtay hain ke newspapers boring hotay hain! Tou lain, ye aa gaya aik aisa newspaper jo boring nahi hay. Shayad ab hi youth parh lay newspaper? Shashca ka slogan hay “ab youth jaanay gi!” aur youth ka jaanna hi is newspaper ka motive hay. Pehlay jaanay gi, phir jaagay gi. Aur jab youth jaagay gi na, tou phir bachoo ho jana hay jheenga lala hoo! Shashca idea tha, Founder aur Editor in Chief, Ali Suleman ka. 18 October ko ye idea aaya. Aur aaj 16 November ko Allah k fazl o karam se is ka pehla issue aap ki ankhon ke samnay hay. Ali telecommunications engineer hay aur pichlay 4 saal se journalism se attached hay, different English newspapers k liye likh r a h a h a y . Recently, Annual International Human Rights Summit mei Ali Pakistan ko represent kar k aaya hay Geneva, Switzerland mei. Ali dus Djuice Agents of Change mei se aik bhi hay, aur British Council ka certified facilitator bhi. Aur pata nahi kia kia hay. Agar ziada shoq hay tou us se khud hi pooch lena. Head Promotions Waleed Hasan student hay CA ka. I n t e r b o a r d d e b a t e competition mei 2nd prize, college c h e s s championship mei first prize, writing competition mei 3rd prize h a s i l karnay k s a t h

sath Waleed Karate mei Green Belt bhi hay. Aur tou aur, ye American Embassy mei bhi kaam kar chuka hay! Oh! Kahin is ka talluq Black Water se tou nahi? Is se pooch k yar humain bhi bata dena. Poochnay se jesay is ne bata dena hay na! Sub Editor Shashca hay Salman Latif. Salman apnay kaarnaamon ke baray mei humain batata hi nahi. Itna poocha, magar is ne kabhi nahi bataya. Marzi iski. Humain kia! FD Sheikh Shashca ka Bureau Chief hay. CA ka student hay. Inter mei Lahore board ka 5th position holder h a y . PAC coll e g e magazine A l Haseeb k a C h i e f Editor h a y . Pichlay 5 saal se Pakistan k leading newspap e r s mei likh raha hay, aur almost 200 articles publish karva chuka hay. PCC k magazine Auj ka co-editor reh chuka hay. Aur pata nahi kitni koi cheezon ke sath affiliated hay, khud bhi yaad nahi rehta isko. Shashca ka Web Designer Hassan Raza electrical engineer hay. Apnay university magazine, Almohandis ka General Editor hay, aur 2 0 1 0 mei Jenes y s Batch1 Technical mei Pakistan ko Japan mei repres e n t kar chuka h a y . Hassan N a tional Documentary Competition 2010 ka fifth prize winner bhi hay, aur is ke ilawa beshumaar photography aur designing events aur competitions mei awards lay chuka hay. News Editor Shashca hay Hira Za-

inab, jo k currently telecommunication engineering ki student hay. Hira ko 8 saal ka likhnay ka experience hay. Hira ne pehlay bohot si literary societies m e i k a a m k i y a hay aur do dafa editor ki position per reh chuki hay. Briti s h Council ki certified Act i v e Citizen honay k sath sath, Hira IEEE „Telecom Think Our Of Box‟ workshop ki bhi certified trainee hay. Is k ilawa Hira ko „Best Student Of Batch‟ ka award bhi mil chukka hay. Nahi, waqai… seriously mila hay! Head Columns Zeeshan Ahmed writer bhi hay, photographer bhi aur astronomer bhi. 9th class mei, Zeeshan ne Paranormal Society of Pakistan banai, jo pehli Pakistani paranormal society thi. Kuch arsa Zeeshan Pakistan k aik top newspaper k liye likhta raha, aur phir is ne apna blog start kar liya. Zeeshan d o o s r a Pakistani hay jis ka kisi astronaut ne International Space Station mei zikr kiya, aur is ko space se Karachi ki doosri tasveer lenay ka aizaz bhi hasil hay. In sab k ilawa, Zeeshan ne bohot si short stories likhi hain aur aik unpublished novel bhi likha hay. In sab loferon ka belief hay ke agar ye idea theek se implement ho jaye, tou wohi revolutionary effects show kar sakta hay jo ke Aligarh Movement ne kiye thay. Ab banda poochay ke ye Aligarh kaun hay? Pata nahi hum ne is bekaar khabar ko itni space kyun di apnay newspaper ke andar. Aagay jagah kam pari hui hay. Oye han, aik minute, aik minute. Aik baat tou batana reh hi gai! Ye newspaper hay roman urdu script mei. Aray yar, jesay SMS nahi likhtay? Bus wesay likha hoga ye newspaper. Ajeeb hay!


Shashca Rows (not columns) Pages 6 aur 7 compiled by Zeeshan Ahmed, Head Columns Shashca columns@shashca.com By Aadil Aijaz

Ki karan deyo?

Janaab, aaj kal bakron ke baray mazay hain. Log unke peechay maaray maaray phirtay hain ke shayad koi sasta wala mil jaye. Sastay ki tou baat chhoriye, agar yehi soorat-e-haal qaaim rahi tou bohat jald ye bakray Lionel Messi se bhi mehngay ho jayen ge, aur phir in par baqaaida boliyaan lagain gi. Rafta rafta ye hamaray ma‟ashray par ghalib ho jayen ge. Ghalib se yaad aya, Ghalib film tou zaroor dekhi hi hogi aapne. Baaqi baton ko aap qabool karain ya na karain, ek baat tou pakki hai janaab! Iss hukumat ne awaam ki zindagiyon ko track par laa kar khara kar diya hai. Jee naheen! Ye koi aam track naheen, balkay railway track hai. Kuch din pehlay main railway station gya tou dekha ke ek banda apne samaan ke saath ek chaawalon ki deg bhi laya huwa tha. Mainay daryaaft kiya, “Bhai sahib, itnay chaawalon ka achaar daalo gay?” Arz kiya, “O khoteyaa! Train nu pohnchde 4 din te lag jaan gay. Te main 4 dinaan di roti vi le aya vaan.” Mainay socha wah! Railway station tou ek picnic spot hi ban gaye hain. Spot se yaad aya, spot-fixing ke muqadmay ka faisla sun kar tou awaam ke rongtay hi kharay ho gaye. Woh tou meri kaafi koshishon ke baad unhon ne bethnay ka naam liya. Qasmay! Agar in playeroun ki jaga koi siasatdaan hota tou awaam sarkon par nikal aati. Awaam ke sarkon par nikalnay se yaad aya, Imran Khan ke jalsay ne tou awaam ke chunnay munnoun ko bhi gharon se nikaal diya. Baad mein pata chala ke Minar -e-Pakistan pe concert ho raha hai. Kaheen aisa na ho ke Imran sahib elect honay ke baad National Assembly mein bhi concert kara bethain. Minar-e-Pakistan waalay concert se yaad aya. Aakhir itnay saaray buzurg Shahzad Roy se yeh kyun poochtay hain ke ye mulk kaisay chalay ga! Wikileaks waali cables mein Roy ke najoomi honay ka tou koi saboot naheen milta. Shaayad Shahzaman unhi buzurgon se pooch raha tha,”ki karan deyo?” By Hamza Asad

Za mara!

Ye jo dill hai na dill.. jiss ke chaar chambers hotay hain. Jiss ka systolic aur diastolic pressure agar 120/80 se ziada ho jaye to insan ki bp high ho jati hai.. Ye dill bara kamzor hai yaar. Kabhi Kabhi bohot darta hai. Ab dekho naa, hamari class mai aik larki hai, Warda Khan. Wo aksar mujay dekti hai. Par aik problem hai yaar. Wo class mai 40 aur ladko ko bhi dekti hai. Us din dissection ki class me I told her ke young lady don‟t mind par ye meri chair hai. Chunkay wo thodi angrez type material hai, to response me mujay baray english style se kehti hai.. „Jaaaaaaaoooooo… Marrraaaaaa!!!‟ I guess usay meri mustache aur goaty achi nahi lagti. Khair, matti pao.. Lmfao ki baat, I‟m sexy and I know it. „Basically we are poor people‟ kasam se yaar ye jumla sun sun ke tang agiya hoon. One should be mentally rich. Unlike hamaray physiology department ke head jinho ne bari bari daari rakhi wi hai.. Haftay mai aik class letay hain aur tankhwa 2 lakh hai. Hamay aksar daratay rehtay hain ke ladkiun se gap lagayi to vivay mai dekhunga tumharay saat.. Aur pata hai khud dou dou shaadiyan ki hui hain. 1 lakh aik biwi ko deta hoga aur 1 lakh doosri biwi ko. Haha. Anyway, ab kartay hain originality ki baat. Mera aik idol hai life mai jiss ka naam hai CM PUNK. Bara Fit banda hai yaar. Mai baray fakhar se apnay aap ko “CM hamza PUNK‟‟ kehta hoon. Yahan tak ke maine to uskaa gimmick „Best in the world‟ bhi apnay real life par apply kya waa hai. Wo aksar kehta hai „I rather be hated for what I am than loved for what I‟m not‟ Lihaaza meri aap sab se guzarish hai ke mujay Edward Maya naa kahain. Mai Edward Maya nahi hoon. Mera naam Hamza Asad hai. Agar mujay kisi ke saat compare karna bhi hai to Srk se karo meray bhai. My hair look a lot like his. Yaqeen nahi ata to meray profile pictures mai jaa kay 14th number wali pic pe click karo. Man jaogay!


By Zeeshan Ahmed

Mein to bolunga!

To janaab, ek baat arz karni thi. Meri aadat hamesha ye hi rahee hai ke main thora „inquilaabi‟ tabyat ka malik hoon. Naheen, iska hargz ye matlab naheen ke main phatti hui jeans pehen ke, gali ke konay pe cigarette leke khara hojata hoon, ya phir Che Guevara sahab ki tasveer wali shirt pehen ke phirta hoon. Janaab inquilaabi hone ka hargz ye matlab naheen, jaan rakhiye. Meri umar bhi koi ziada naheen, aur mein bhi abhi kehne ko, jawaan hi hoon, lekin aajkal ek naya trend chala hai hamarey young larkon mein. Who hai iss tarhan ki shirts ka. Yaar, uss din bhi main ek larkay ko Che Guevara ki shirt pehne hue dekha. Dil to chaha ke jaoon aur mosoof se pooch loon ke „Bhai, jaantey bhi ho ke ye janab kaun they?‟ Aakhir, poochney mein kia haraj hai. Na sirf shirts pe, mene Che ke stickers cars pe, logon ke bandanas pe bhi dekhe hein. Aur na sirf Che, azeem gulookaar aur inquilaabi log aapko milenge aesi shirts pe. Lekin unko khud ko naheen pata ke inhon ne kiya kia. Kabhi aap bhi try kijiyega, in logon ko naam hi pata ho, yehi bari baat hojayegi. Ye baat kafi sahee hai ke log ab materialism ke taraf ja rahey hein. Mere piyarey bhayyon, zara socho to sahee ke agar kisi ko itna muqaam mila to kaise mila? Inquilaab koi mazaq naheen, logon ke dil mein apni bethana koi tamasha naheen doston, ye khoobi kuch logon mein hi hoti hai. Logon ki tasveeron se ziada unka message important hai, unke inquilaabli khayal aur is hi tarhan unki zindagi. Arey aqalmandon, agar kisi foreigner ne pooch liya aapse ke inke barey mein kuch batao to kia yeh bologe ke shirt achi lagi isliye le li? Arey, foreigner ko chorro, kisi aese shakhs ne hi poochliya jisko inke baarey mein ilm ho to to kia ignore kardoge? Aur kab tak ignore karoge? Hamari society ka yehi masla hai, lekin zaroorat hai ke ham in faani cheezon ko side pe rakhdein, aur lafaani cheezon ko samjhein, aese hi hamari naujawan nasal apne zehen ke dareechey khol sakegi. Wese, ziada mehnat ka kaam naheen sochna, kabhi kabhi sochlena bhi chahhye. Ab aap jo bhi sochein, mera kaam hai bolna, aur mein to bolunga. Khuda hi hafiz. By Kanaan Asif

Behenain aur bhai chaara

Us Haseena se meri doosri baar hi baat ho rahi thi, Sukoon Maahol Aur Mithay Chowl Thay, Achi bhali baat ho rahi thi aur sub kuch line pe tha aur meri taraf se bhi lines lag rahi thi, copy par laga rha yaar, but aap ki socho ko 21 Topo Ki Salaami . Magar achanak mere dimagh ka fuse tab ura jab usne mujhe aik hi jumlay mein 2 baar "BHAI" kaha. Can you imagine? Bhai woh bhi 2, 2 baar... Dil ka to bharkas usi waqt nikal gaya magar aap ke bhai ne dil ko yeh kar samjhaya, bujhaya aur suljhaya ke yeh bhai nahin "BAAI" kaha hoga... You know, Jalebi Baai Wala "Baai" Uske sath Dimagh KI Dahi karne ke baad mein majboor ho gaya ke Behno ke is "BHAAI CHAARE" ke khilaaf awaaz utha saku aur SHASHCA se Behtar jaga aur bhala kya ho sakti hai jahan Sirf Aur Sirf Aap Larko Ka Bhaai Apne Khilaf hone wali is "PUR-ISRAAR SAAZISH" ke khilaaf Loud-Speaker Awaaz utha Sake. Us waqt to dil o dimagh ki ghenti se Ambulance ki awaaz ane lagi aur dil kia ke Chllu Bhar Paani Mein Doob Maroon Magar Phir Dil ko Yeh keh kar tasalli di ke "WOH MANZIL HI BAD NASEEB THI JO HUMEIN PA NA SAKI" Behno ke is bharhte Bhaai Chaare pe jahan mujhe tashweesh hai wahin mujhe siyasi nizaam mein barhte is Bhaai Chaare pe mazeed tashweesh hai qk yeh chaara pichlay chaare se chaar haath aage hai aur is bhai chaare ki mazeed chaara joi is be-chaare dil k liye khatre ki ghenti ke sath sath dil mein guitar bhi baja rahi hai. Lekin Dosto! Phir mere dil mein aik aur “Bhai” ka khayal aya aur apne masoom dil ko un pe guzri pareshaniyan suna kar dil ko tasali di. Mosoof ke zaati tor par kitne bhai hain is baat se mein na waqif hoon magar bahar-haal unhe bhai zaroor kaha jata hai.. Yeh Bhaai underworld wala "Bhai" hai, Izat se "Bhai" kaha jata hai ya phir unke bohat behen "Bhai" hain iska faisla to un par chorhna chahiye. Magar jab unhe Mulk ki aisi shakhsiyat ka bhai kaha gaya jo is waqt sms mein Faraz se bhi zyada badnaam hain sochye, un “Bhai” pe kya kuch kab kese kahan kahan guzri hogi. Ji Han, “Bhai” ko badnaam zamana mooncho wale uncle ka “Bhai” kaha gaya jo kisi bhi aala zarf shakhs ke liye kisi Tamgha-e-Malaamat se Kam Nahin Kyun ke Bhai Ke yeh Nawe Nawele “Bhai” Haalya Dino mein apni Hakumat ki Naakas, Ghatiya, Munafiqana aur Hat dharmana performance ke baad munni se bhi zyada badnaam ho gaye hain aur aise mein unka kisi bhi party ke sath alliance unke siyasi mustaqbil ke liye bhi sawaalia Nishaan hai. Isi layi un “Bhai” ka soch kar Mere dil ko kuch tasali hui ke mujhe to sirf aik adad mosoofa ne hi bhai kaha tha, unhe to aise hazrat bhi bhai keh bethe hain ke agar mujhe kaha hota to shayad Pairo ke neeche se Carpet Khisak jata aur mein isy apne liye aik gaali tasawur karta, To sochye, Badalti Siyasi Soorat-e-haal mein Khud bhai ke liye yeh aizaaz kis qadar afsos-naak sabit hoga. Khair, In ready-made bhaiyo se hum aur awaam jahan bohat tang hain wahin in behno ko bhi shashca ke plate-form se mutala kia jata hai ke humein bhai kehne se gurez keejiye warna aap ke khilaaf bharpoor action lete hue Civil Nafarmaani ki Tehreek chalayi jaye gi aur Tehreek e Insaf ke tehet adaalat se rujoo kia jaye ga. Khuda Ko Kufar ki Hakumat Bardaasht Hai Zulam Ki Nahin. Isi tarah “Ready-Made Behen Bhaai Chaare” ka End Zaruri hai aur iska bhi ikhtitaam laazim hai, Qk Aaj ke yeh “Bhai” Yaqinan kal qasaai ban kar aik doosre pe hi chhuriyan pherein ge.. Woh kya kehte hain, “BAKRE KI MAA KAB TAK KHAIR MANAYE GI,,,,, AIK NA AIK DIN TO CHHURI KE NEECHE AAYE GI”


Shashca Reports Pages 8, 9 aur 10 compiled by FD Sheikh, Bureau Chief, Shashca reports@shashca.com

Ye kia dramaybaazi hay! By Taimur Ahmad Hum main say har banda jitna marzi serious banana ki koshish kiyon na kar lay, Dramay baazi karnay ka apna maza hai. Khaas tor say class main teachers weghaira k sath. Hamaray teacher logon ko bhi shaed yeh baat samajh lag gai hai k bachon nay baaz nai aana. Is liyay unhon nay is ko promote karna shuru kar diya hai. Har college aur university main aik aadhi Dramatic Society bani hoti hai, jis main usually pooray campus k faragh tareen bachay jama ho jatay hain. Pichlay kai dinon main to Lahore main dramaybazi ki akheer ho gai. Har doosri jagah koi dramafestival! Log bhi entertainment ko tarsay hoay hotay hain, har jagah he house-full! Sab say pehlay to Rafi Peer walon ka Youth Performing Arts Festival laga Alhamra Hall main. Phir LUMS Dramafest hoa, jo k zaahiri si baat hai k LUMS main he hona tha. Phir USA (University of South Asia) nay All

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Pakistan Drama Festival rakh diya. Lahore kia, pooray Pakistan k colleges aur universities in mian hissa lainay k liyay pohanch gaen. In sab ki achi baat yeh thee k inhain daikhnay k liyay university student hona zaroori nai. Jis nay daikhna hai, ticket khareed k aa jaey. Balkay Youth Performing Arts Festival k liyay to ticket ki bhi zaroorat nai thee. Banday ko agar itni sasti entertainment mil rahi ho, aur who bhi itnay achay mahol main, aur ooper say mosam bhi itna aala ho, to shashcay laganay ka apna he maza hai! Is qisam k event attend kar k banda fresh ho jata hai. Har waqt sir pay parhai ki tension laina achi baat nai hoti. Pata lagta hai k apnay college k elawa bhi doosray log hain jahan activities weghaira hoti hain. Zara doosri universities k bacon say contacts weghaira bhi ban jatay hain. Lekin sab say achi baat yeh hai k jin bachon ko parhai k elawa acting, directing weghaira ka shoq hota hai, unhain aik acha platform mil jata hai. Abhi aap sab ko bhi agar is qisam k dramafests ka pata chalay to zaroor jaen, aur apna experience bhi share karain.

Dosto! Aik dhamakakhaiz khabar suno! “Payaam Trust - message of happiness” 19th November ko aik rescue training organize karva rahay hain Islamabad Saidpur Village mei. Is training mei youth ko tough situations se nikalnay ke tareeqay sikhaye jayen gay, aur phir doosron ko rescue karnay k baray mei bhi bataya jaye ga. Shashca is Payaam‟s official media partner for this training. Yay! Lo, tou hum kia karain? Hay na? Aap ye karain janab k agar ye training free of cost attend karna chahtay hain tou abhi email karain apna naam aur contact number events@shashca.com per aur ye traning bilkul muft attend karain! Payaam Trust ki taraf se Shashca k 3 representatives free hain. Kia pata wo representative aap hi hon? Tou foran bhejain email, kyunke ye shashca sirf first come, first serve ki basis pe hoga, han. Itna ziada bhi free nai karna ab! www.payaam.pk


Cosmians ka Shashca!

Museum se uni tak...

By Zaeem Butt

By Syed Ommer Amer

Shashca ki baat ho aur mein apni University ki baat na karun, aisa kabhi ho nahi sakta. Hamari University sy bara Shashca aur koye ho he nahi sakta. Es ka andaza es baat sy lagaya ja sakta hy ky ab hum aik „Institute‟ sy „University‟ level per aa gaye hain. The sigh moment for Dr. S. M. Junaid Zaidi. Kahani es transformation ki kuch yun hy ky, University toh hamari 1998 ky established ho gaye ho thee, lakin real shashca es university ka yeh tha ky, 2011 aa giya tha magar kisi na be inauguration nahi ky thee C O M SATS ki. Hy na Shashca fir. Khair fir kuch khayal aya senior University members ko toh unho na invite kiya PM Yousaf Raza Gillani ko. Fir Gillani sahib thee aur hamari COMSATS thee. Jiss baat per ghor karna chayea who yeh hy ky, PPPP ky hukumat mein aisa toh kabhi hoa nahi ky woh jahan be gaye us jaga ka naam change na kareen. Bas fir kar diya PM sahib na hamari university ka naam be change. Acha bhalla hum COMSATS Institute of Information and Technology (CIIT) thee but ab COMSATS University of Sciences and Technology (CUST) hain. Hum Comsians ko bohat ajeeb laga aur abi tak lag raha hy ky, kiya humari university ka naam copied hy from „NUST‟. Koye apni be alag identity honi chayea like phele thee, jab CIIT naam tha. Fir aik baat tu humain bohat ajeeb lagti hy ky hum Custians hain jasay Nustians hotay hain. Kuch loag toh shugal mein humain Custards be kehte hain. Khair ab jo be ho hum toh Comsians thee aur Comsians he rahe gy. Zada Shashca being a Comsian hi hy not with the Custians.

Dunya main ap ny boht sy bary bary jungle or museum to daikhain he hon gay. Aj ma ap k samnay aik esy he museum ke report paish karny laga hoon. Ya museum hai to Taxila main magar yay Wo museum har giz nahi jo lafz “Taxila” sun k ap k zehan main aya hai. Bahar hal koi or guess karay ya na kary UET Taxila k students to is museum ko foran guess kar chukay hoon gy. G han! Yay museum unhi ki apni pyari raj dulari university UET Taxila hai. Ab say koi 4-5 maheenay tak to woh khandar hi tha but ab woh baat nahi hai. Allah nayee VC ka bhala karay bara kaam karwaya hai janab ne. Woh Changa-Manga ka jungle jo kabhi ground kehlata tha us main say tamaam jaanwar bahar nikaal k usay kat peet k saaf karwaya hai. Ab university main enter ho k lagta hai k yeah university hi hai. ;) VC sahib nature main Khadim-e-Ala Punjab, Shahbaz Sharif k bhai sabit huway hain, mausoof ghar k kapron main hi chaapa mar daytay hain k kaam kyun nahi ho rha hai! Sab govt. servants teacher ho ya sweeper, VC k is amal py unko dil khol k bari bari “Duaen” daytay hian. Baqi aap samajhdaar hain. Phir aik dafa mera hostel jaanay ka bhi ittefaq hua tha. Udhar bhi tooti deewaren, makri k jaalay dekh k wehshat hoti thi k yeah log yahan reh kaisay laytay hain magar main phir VC ko dua dun ga k us nay UET ki 22 sala tareekh main pehli dafa poora hall renovate karwaya. ya man! Ab haalaat kafi behtar hain and yeah main is liyay keh rha hun k last year humari uni main “Litrary Olympiad” huwa tha and us main “photo-essay” naam ki cheez thi jis main mujh nacheez ny photography krnay ki nakaam koshish ki thi and mera topic tha “UET Architecture”! or main ny har building k pass khara ho k so-

ochta tha k kaash yeah topic “UET Kay Khandar” hota to main first aata! O han yaad aaya! Canteens bhi nayee bani hain janaab! magar woh Dhabbay khatam ho gye hain! wo aisi cheez thi k baaraish aik ghanta hoti thi or Dhabbay ki chhat aik din tak barasti thi aksar aap ki chaye ya chaat main chhat thora paint chirak dayti thi ya koi keera makoora aa k apna dam toorta tha magar. Allah bhala kary VC uncle ka, unhon ny Container la k rakhwae hain. Heran mat hun … pehlay mujhy bhi laga tha k yeah kya hai … mujhay kal tk yahi lagta tha but jab main ny wahan ja k dekha to pata chala k is k andar aik fridge hay and aik banda bhi hai, jisay shop-keeper kehtay hain. Aur han! humari uni main aik library bhi hay! qasam say! us main parhnay ki bari sari kitaaben hoti hain … VC sahab aaj kal uski bhi marammat karwa rahay hain. Dekhen kab khatam ho gi. I hope k aap is line tak to nai pohanchen hun gay magar agar aap parh rhay hain to A Salute to aap kii himmat. Ab aap bhi apnay doston ko UET k shashcay bata saktay hain… Han isi tone main batana and shashcay mar mar k GEO!

Pyar Banto, nafratain mitao! Revolution Flame, jo k aik online youth forum hay, aik e-competition karva raha hay jis ki theme hay “ P y a r b a n t o , nafratain mitao!” Is mei hissa lenay k liye simply aik tasveer khaincho, ya aik essay likho “ p y a r b a n t o , nafratain mitao” theme par, aur bhej do contact@revolutionflame.com per! Jeetnay walon ko milain gay gift hampers aur certificates! Tou intezar kis baat ka hay dost? Gar jeet gaye tou kia kehna, haaray bhi tou baazi maat nahi! ;) www.revolutionflame.com


Takhreebkaari! Yar bat yay hai k hum dun iya k jis hisay main rehtay hain wahan unfortunately Takhre ebkari koi anokhi bat nhi. A‟ay din koi na koi, kuch na kuc h, naya karnama zaror anj am dy raha hota hai, jo mulki salmeyat or waqar ko kafi affect kar ta hai. :( Shascha – youth ka newspaper is bat say kafi pareshan hai. Kyu k yay Ta kh ree bk areeyan hum sub ko mentally kafi torture kar ti hai n or stainless steel jesi strong Paki Youth ko zang lagany ki koshish karti hain. Magar in Takhreeb karoon ko pata hona chaheya k hum hain Iqbal k Shaheen! B) Hum in k Buzdil Takhre eb karioon k muqablay main esi esi Takhreebkareeya n dunaya k samnay laeen gay k in sub gassi ghubaroon ki hawa nikal jay ge. Shasch a dunya ko bataay ga k Pakistan ma in hai kis kadar Talent! Kis kadar Creativity! Kis kadar Jazba! Kis kadar Lagan! In short, hum main hai kis kadar Shasch a! Hamary takhreeb kar in buzdil takhreeb karoon ki ent sy ent baja dain gy! Lo phr pai sh-ekhidmat hai Shascha ka peh la Takhreeb kar! Ajao bhai buzdil takhreeb karo tum b parho… shayad tumain b aqal ajay!

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Aaj ki takhreebkaari Pakistani Student’s Antenna beats Nokia and Samsung Lo bhai dosto baghair kisi tamheed k, hum directly Dunya waloon ko (or sath he sath Buzdil Takhreeb karoon) ko mutla karty hain k any walay dinoon main tum sub IT main hum sy madad mangnay aoo gy. Han ji! Yay trend set kya hai Rashid Yasin k ground breaking telecommunication k project nay! Rashid nay aik esa antenna design kya hai jo international requirements k ain mutabiq hai. Herani nahi hoe? Chaloo phir ab ho ja‟ay ge beta! Ankhain khuli ki khuli reh jaeen ge jab pata chalay ga k yay antenna Nokia, Samsung or Sony jesy world ruling mobile companies k antenna k muqablay main 3 guna ziada range rakhta hai or costly b nhi hai. Kyu bolo phr? Hai na Shascha!

Rashid ny apna project, “Reasearch based internationally collaborated UMTS antenna”, Mr. Muzahir Abbass ki supervision main, CEPEX 11 main present kya or apni university k open house main First prize b hasil kya. Is project ki completion k lya Rashid ny Turkey ki university k PHD Cahit Karakus k sath collaboration ki or din rat ki un thak mehnat sy aik khawb haqeeqat kar dikhaya. Or han Mr. Cahit koi aam admi nae, wo IEEE fellow and Sebu-Online Telecommunication Istanbul, Turkey k Research Director hain. Tou phr kya samjhy dost! Hai na phir aala qisam ki Tehreebkari! Agar ap nay apnay college/ university/school main kisi dost k

bary main bola ho, "Kya bat hai yarrrr" , "Cha gya/gaee hai yay to!" , "Yar is bandy/bandi ka Idea kamal hai..." Ya phir Kisi Bandy / Bandi ko janty ho jis ny kuch NAYA keya ho? yani koi nae "TakhreebKaari" ki ho? tou bhai daikh kya rahay ho, report likho na us k bary main! or bhaijhoo hamain. hum dikhaeen gy Dunya ko Pakistani Youth k Shashchay! to bhaijo report us Takhreebkaar ki is ID per: reports@shashca.com aur ban jao Shashca ka aik hissa! Dekha? Itna asaan sa kaam hay. Tum awain ghabra rahay thay! :D Aao phir sab mil k Shashca kartay hain! Kyun? :)


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