THURSDAY 17
5:30 Today 8:30 Mornings 10:30 National Morning News 11:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 12:30 Danoz Direct 1:30 Days Of Our Lives 2:30 Entertainment Tonight 3:00 Magical Tales 3:30 Kitchen Whiz 4:00 National Afternoon News 5:00 Hot Seat 5:30 National News 6:00 A Current Affair 6:30 The Block - The issue of noise restrictions is a hot topic and now Dan is upset at Dale about breaking the rules. Scott Cam and Shelley Craft review progress as the couples struggle to complete their bathrooms. 7:30 TBA 9:00 The NRL Footy Show - A mix of footy and fun as we take you inside the game with some of Rugby Leagues favourites. 10:45 The AFL Footy Show - Join the Logie Award winning Footy Show for its 19th season, starring Garry Lyon, James Brayshaw, Sam Newman, Billy Brownless, Shane Crawford and Matthew Lloyd as they go where no other show dares. 11:30 Entertainment Tonight 1:00 Danoz Direct 2:30 Newstyle Direct 3:00 Good Morning America 4:30 National Early Morning News 5:00 Today
FRIDAY 18
5:30 Eggheads 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 Telling Tales 10:05 Noah And Saskia 10:30 What I Wrote 10:35 Writers On Writing 11:00 Catalyst 11:30 One Plus One 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Dalziel And Pascoe 2:00 Secrets Of The Superbrands 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Hampshire 6:50 Minuscule: The Grocery Store Racketeer 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 NT 8:00 QI: Illumination (PG) - Be enlightened on tonight’s episode of QI as the theme ‘illumination’ is discussed. 8:30 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: (M,v) King Memses’ Curse: Phryne in on the hunt for escaped prisoner Murdoch Foyle. Will she discover the truth behind her sister’s mysterious disappearance? 9:30 Taggart: Crossing The Line - The discovery of skeletons in an old mine shaft in Glasgow opens a murder investigation and ghosts from the past come back to haunt the local community. 10:15 Lateline: A unique nightly news analysis program bringing you up-to-the-minute coverage of Australian and international news and events. 11:00 Adam Hills In Gordon St Tonight 12:00 Rage (MA l,d,h,n,s,v)
5:30 Today 8:30 Mornings 10:30 National Morning News 11:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 12:30 Danoz Direct 1:30 Days Of Our Lives 2:30 Entertainment Tonight 3:00 Magical Tales 3:30 Kitchen Whiz 4:00 National Afternoon News 5:00 Hot Seat 5:30 National News 6:00 A Current Affair 6:30 The Block - The Block Unlocked - The Block’s judges, Neale Whitaker, Shaynna Blaze and John McGrath review their decision about the teams guest rooms and powder rooms and the couples give their views of their neighbours efforts. 7:00 Friday Night Football: Wests Tigers Vs Warriors 9:15 TBA 11:30 Movie: “Believers” (M v,l,s,a) - While on duty, paramedics David Vaughn and Victor Hernandez get a call from a young girl whose mother has lost consciousness in a deserted area - but they soon discover the lives they have to save may be their own. Kidnapped and locked away in an isolated building, David tries to discover the truth behind a secret cult and its beliefs. 1:30 Movie: “Grilled” (M v,l) - Good salesmen can move any merchandise, but what if the product is an ungodly amount of frozen beef? Maurice and Dave will get the job done, even if they have to pull every trick in the book to make quota. 3:00 Danoz Direct 4:00 Good Morning America
5:30 Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show 11:00 Seven Morning News 11:30 Movie: “Breaking And Entering” (M s,l) When a successful landscape architect’s new office is repeatedly burgled by a local gang, he decides to follow one young suspect home. 2:00 Dr Oz 3:00 Toybox 3:30 Lab Rats 4:00 Seven News at 4.30 5:00 Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Today Tonight 6:30 Home And Away 7:00 2012 AFL Premiership Season Rnd 8: Collingwood Vs Geelong 10:30 Most Shocking: Top 20 11:30 Special: Doomed To Die? 13 Most Shocking Hollywood Curses: From cursed movie sets, strange accidents and macabre twists of fate, we explore the chilling details of doomed celebrities. 12:30 Special: Tigar Shark: Legendary Thug Of The Sea - Ben Cropp and his team tag and track the Tiger Shark with sonar to determined its natural movements along Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. 1:40 Auction Squad 2:30 Infomercials - Shopping program. 3:30 NBC Today
5:00 Weatherwatch and Music 5:05 World News 1:00 The Food Lovers’ Guide to Australia 1:30 Rituals: Around the World in 80 Faiths: Africa 2:30 Living Black 3:00 Letters And Numbers 3:30 Al Jazeera News 4:00 The Journal 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Tasmania 6:00 Letters and Numbers 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Coast: Swanage To Land’s End 8:30 The Secret History of Eurovision 9:30 As It Happened: Edward And George: Two Brothers One Throne - Beginning with the constitutional crisis caused by King Edward VIII’s abdication in 1936, this program then looks back to the childhood of brothers David (Edward VIII) and Bertie (George VI) as they were called back then. 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 Movie: “At A Glance” (M l,n,s,v) - In Italian. When art critic Pietro Lulli brings his significantly younger companion Gloria to an exhibition, he doesn’t realise that her admiration of the work by struggling sculptor Adrian will have such a lasting effect on her. 1:10 Movie: “Kurt Wallander: Catles In The Sky” - Kurt Wallander and his team are stumped when they find an old man, Greger Stehn, dead due to poisoning. 2:50 Weatherwatch Overnight
SATURDAY 19
4:00 Rage (MA) 5:00 Rage (PG) 6:00 Rage (G) 10:00 Rage Guest Programmer (PG) 11:00 Spicks And Specks: ‘60s Special 11:30 7.30 NT 12:00 Foreign Correspondant 12:30 Australian Story 1:00 QI: Illumination 1:30 Eggheads 2:00 Football: SANFL: Round 9 - Teams TBA 4:55 Bill’s Tasty Weekends: Yorkshire 5:40 Wild At Heart 6:30 Gardening Australia 7:00 ABC News 7:30 New Tricks: (PG) Only The Brave 8:30 Whitechapel: *Final* 9:20 Five Days: (M a,v) - DAY 102: Laurie is in mourning for Mal while police arrest Khalil on finding out about his Pakistan trip. Will his imprisonment affect Nusrat and Danny’s adoption plans? 10:20 United States Of Tara: Alterations (M l,a) - HD. Charmaine has decided to get her breasts re-done and has asked Tara to be her caretaker while she recovers. But when she wakes up from surgery, she’s surprised to see Buck at her bedside, not Tara. 10:45 United States Of Tara: Abundance (M l) - HD. When Max tells Tara about the new alter he saw, Tara is shocked and ‘Alice’ comes out to deal with the situation. Max questions Alice about the alters and she ends up revealing more than she intended. 11:15 Rage Guest Programmer (MA l,d,h,n,s,v.)
5:30 Team Umizoomi 6:00 Dora The Explorer 6:30 Weekend Today - Saturday 8:30 Danoz Direct 9:30 PWC 10:00 The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air 10:30 Children’s Programs 2:00 Kitchen Whiz 2:30 TBA 3:30 Discover Downunder 4:00 The Garden Gurus 4:30 National News First At Five 5:00 Your 4x4 5:30 National News Saturday 6:00 Australia’s Funniest Home Videos - Join your host Shelley Craft for an hour of side-splitting laughs on Australia’s Funniest Home Videos. 7:10 TBA 9:10 TBA 11:10 Movie: “Caterpillar Wish” (M l,a,v) - Victoria Thaine and Susie Porter tell the story of ordinary people who have given up on the hope that their life could change for the better. They’ve given up on love, marriage, on starting again. 1:10 Movie: “Stealing Harvard” (M l,s) - John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. However, the minute they achieve their financial goal, John is reminded of his promise to pay for his niece’s tuition, so John turns to petty crime to fulfil both promises. 2:50 Skippy - The Bush Kangaroo 2:20 Nine Presents 3:30 Danoz Direct 5:00 Wesley Impact
5:30 Stitch! 6:00 Handy Manny 6:30 Weekend Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show - Weekends 9:30 The Woodlies 10:00 Castaway 11:00 Erky Perky 11:30 Movie: “Ghost Dad” (PG l) 1:30 V8 Supercars 5:00 TBA 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Family Movie Special: Nanny McPhee Returns (PG) 7:00 2012 AFL Premiership Season: Rnd 8: Western Bulldogs Vs Gold Coast 10:00 TBA 10:30 Parking Wars - Tonight, officers have a run in with a doubleparker. A veteran tow driver tests the limits of his compassion. And in a race against time, officers try to help a man get his tickets paid before the tow truck arrives. Then, officers are on the hunt for a missing booted vehicle. 11:30 Movie: “The Mudge Boy” (AV v,s,l) - Chronicling the troubled existence of a 14-year-old misfit who struggles for attention from his father after his mother’s sudden death. 1:20 Movie: “Dying On The Edge (FKA: Hearsay)” (M s,v) - An ex cop turned insurance investigator looks into the death of a music producer who he suspects was murdered. 3:30 Home Shopping 4:30 Dr Oz: Dr. Oz’s Ultimate Alternative Medicine Secrets - Dr. Oz reveals his ultimate alternative medicine secrets you need to know.
5:00 Weatherwatch & Music 5:05 World News 1:00 San Remo Song Festival 2:55 In The Tracks Of: Maurice Jarre 3:55 James Rhodes: Piano Man: Chopin 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:35 Rex in Rome: Centaurs 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Richard Hammond’s Engineering Connections: Super Tanker 8:30 RocKwiz: Ella Thompson & Richard Clapton 9:15 Movie: “Margot At The Wedding” (M s,l) - Margot and her son Claude decide to visit her sister Pauline after she announces that she is getting married to less-than-impressive Malcolm. In short order, the storm the sisters create leaves behind a mess of trashed relationships and exposed family secrets. 10:55 Movie: “We Are What We Are” (MAV a,v) In Spanish. When the patriarch of the family passes away, the teenage children must take responsibility for the family chores: the preparation of the rituals, the hunting and putting the all-important meat on the table. These newfound responsibilities are even more daunting, however, when you live in the city and happen to be a family of cannibals. 12:35 Ugly Americans - Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy creature, shake thoroughly, and you’ve got Ugly Americans. 1:00 Ugly Americans: An American Werewolf In America 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
SUNDAY 20
SBS 5.00 Weatherwatch and Music 5:05 World News 1:00 The Food Lovers’ Guide to Australia 1:30 William Shatner’s Weird or What?: Strange Survival 2:30 If Only 3:00 Letters And Numbers 3:30 Al Jazeera News 4:00 The Journal 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Walled City of Akko 6:00 Letters And Numbers 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 French Food Safari 8:00 Island Feast with Peter Kuruvita 8:30 Heston’s Feasts: Tudor 9:30 The Family UK: Little Pinchings Risk it for a Biscuit - The discovery of a rat in the kitchen means Arvinder turns DIY dad as he grapples with getting rid of the pest. He’s not impressed spending his time off playing handyman. But who will prevail? The rat? Or Arvinder and his DIY? 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 American Swing - Chronicles the history of the most prominent hetero swingers club in New York during the 1970s - Plato’s Retreat. 12:10 Dave In The Life: Sex Entrepreneur 1:00 Movie: The Wolf (MA s,l,v ) Based on the true story of Spanish Secret Service agent Mikel Lejarza, aka ‘The Wolf’, who in the mid-1970s infiltrated the Basque terrorist organisation. 3:10 Weatherwatch Overnight
4:00 Rage (MA) 5:00 Rage (PG) 6:00 Rage (G) 6:30 Children’s Programs 9:00 Insiders 10:00 Inside Business 10:30 Offsiders 11:00 Asia Pacific Focus 11:30 Songs Of Praise: Urban Hope - Peckham 12:00 Landline 1:00 Gardening Australia 1:30 Message Stick: Beeny Walker 2:00 New Tricks: Only The Brave 3:00 A Letter To Elia 3:55 Typeface 5:00 Voyage To The Planets: Jupiter 5:50 Minuscule: Homeless 6:00 Auction Room 6:30 Compass: Hospital Chaplains: Love And Other Miracles 7:00 ABC News 7:30 The Diamond Queen - In the second of three programs which tell the story of The Queen as she reaches her Diamond Jubilee, Andrew Marr assesses her moves to modernise the monarchy, including her influence in Prince William’s wedding. 8:30 Midsomer Murders: Blood On The Saddle (M v) - A Wild West show in the village of Ford Florey leads to murder and mayhem and Barnaby, in the persona of Wyatt Earp, faces Billy the Kid in his own High Noon. 10:00 Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries: King’s Memses’ Curse (M) 10:55 Movie: “On The Waterfront” (M v) - This timeless classic is based on a series of Pulitzer prize-winning newspaper articles chronicling the conflict between a corrupt labour boss and a crusading Catholic priest. 1:40 Dick Smith’s Population Puzzle 2:50 Rage
5:30 Team Umizoomi 6:00 Dora The Explorer 6:30 Weekend Today 9:30 Wide World Of Sports 10:30 Sunday Footy Show 12:30 Cybershack 1:00 Getaway 1:30 2012 Intrust Super Cup: Burleigh Heads Vs Souths Logan Magpies 3:30 Sunday Football: Dragons Vs Rabbitohs 5:30 National News Sunday 6:00 The Block 7:00 60 Minutes 8:00 The Mentalist: Pink Champagne On Ice *All New* - The investigation of a casino worker’s homicide reunites Jane with a magician he used to tour with when he was a practicing psychic. 9:00 Unforgettable: Blind Alleys *All New* - Members of the Queens police department are taken hostage by a suspect’s father who demands justice for his son being shot by Roe. 10:00 CSI: Miami: Hunting Ground 11:00 Flashpoint 12:00 TBA 1:00 Spyforce 2:00 Danoz Direct 3:00 Newstyle Direct 3:30 Goodmorning America - Sunday 4:30 National Early Morning News 5:00 Today
5:30 Phineas and Ferb 6:00 Jake and The Never Land Pirates 6:30 Weekend Sunrise 9:30 AFL Game Day 11:00 Footy Flashbacks 12:30 2012 AFL Premiership Season Rnd 8: Brisbane Vs GWS 3:30 2012 AFL Premiership Season Rnd 8: Carlton Vs Adelaide 7:00 Dancing With The Stars 8:30 TBA 10:00 TBA 11:00 V8 Supercars 2012 - “V8 Supercars: Phillip Island” The V8 Supercars are south-east of Melbourne for a weekend of racing at the picturesque Phillip Island Grand Prix circuit. 12:00 Alan Sugar: The Apprentice - The teams are given the task of creating a range of greeting cards for a new occasion. The pressure is on as the team that makes the most sales wins. 1:10 Special: Siberia To The Silk Road - Greg Grainger takes a ten thousand kilometre odyssey right across the USSR observing the lives of people at a time of extraordinary change. 2:00 Home Shopping 2:30 NBC Today 3:30 NBC Meet The Press 4:30 Sunrise Extra 5:00 Seven Early News
3:45 UEFA Champions League Final: Bayern Munich V Chelsea 6:30 World News 8:30 PopAsia 10:30 Football Asia 11:00 Les Murray’s Football Feature 12:00 FIFA Futbol Mundial 12:30 Speedweek 2:00 World Superbike Championships 2012 2:30 Al Jazeera News 3:30 Kick: While The Cat’s Away 4:00 Kick: Get Up, Stand Up 4:30 Living Black 5:00 Cycling Central 6:00 Thalassa: The Aral Sea Resurrected 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Lost Worlds: Secret Cities Of The Amazon - Over the centuries, explorers traded tales of a lost civilisation and a city of gold amid the dense Amazonian rainforest. 8:30 Prophets Of Science Fiction: Robert Heinlein - Science fiction legend Robert Heinlein is a walking contradiction. His stories address themes of patriotism and duty, but also sexual liberation and man’s inability to cooperate. 9:25 Movie: “The Motorcycle Diaries (M l,a) - In Spanish. A highly inspiring, entertaining adventure based on the journals of Ernesto ‘Che’ Guevara as he journeys by motorcycle through South America with his best friend. 11:35 Movie: “Exiles” (M l,n,s) In French, Arabic and Spanish. New lovers Zano and Naima embark on a road-trip in reverse, as they leave Paris bound for Algeria to rediscover their roots. 1:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
MONDAY 21
7 CENTRAL 5:30 Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show 10:00 Seven Morning News 11:30 The Midday Movie: Devil’s Mistress 1:30 Dr Oz 2:30 Medical Emergency 3:00 Toy Box 3:30 Lab Rats 4:00 Seven News At 4.30 5:00 Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Today Tonight 6:30 Home & Away 7:00 Better Homes And Gardens 8:30 Grey’s Anatomy: If / Then - As Meredith puts Zola to bed and falls asleep, she begins to wonder - what if her mother had never had Alzheimer’s and she’d had loving, supportive parents? The reverberations of a happy Meredith Grey change the world of Seattle Grace as we know it. What if she had never met Derek in that bar and he had never separated from Addison? What if Callie and Owen had become a couple long before she met Arizona? And what if Bailey never evolved from the meek intern she once was? 9:30 Desperate Housewives 10:30 Private Practice 11:30 My Big Friggin Wedding 12:30 Infomercials 2:30 Home Shopping 3:30 NBC Today 4:30 Sunrise Extra / 5:00 Seven Early News
4:00 The New Inventors 4:30 Can we Help? 5:00 Gardening Australia 5:30 Catalyst 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 Backyard Science 10:25 Take On Technology 10:40 Inside Science 10:55 Catalyst Bytes 11:00 Landline 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 The Diamond Queen 1:30 The New Inventors 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Grand Designs Revisited: Walkton Huf Haus 6:50 Minuscule: Snow Fly 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 8:00 Australian Story 8:30 Four Corners 9:20 Media Watch 9:35 Q & A 10:35 Lateline 11:10 The Business 11:35 Midsomer Murders: Shot At Dawn - An old feud between the Hammond and Hicks families appears to have escalated to murder when the grandfather of the Hammonds is found dead. 1:10 Parliament Question Time: The House Of Representatives 2:10 Chasing Shadows 2:35 Rage 3:30 Rugby Union: Shute Shield: Round 6 - Teams TBA
5:30 Today 8:30 Mornings 10:30 National Morning News 11:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 12:30 Danoz Direct 1:30 Days Of Our Lives 2:30 Entertainment Tonight 3:00 Magical Tales 3:30 Pyramid 4:00 National Afternoon News 5:00 Hot Seat 5:30 National News 6:00 A Current Affair 6:30 The Block 7:00 The Voice - Contestants battle to progress to the next phase and ultimately secure a recording contract. Featuring the coaches performance and hosted by Darren McMullen. 9:00 TBA 10:00 CSI: NY: Admissions - When a guidance counsellor is murdered at a private school, the mayor orders Mac and his team to drop everything to find out what happened. 11:00 Super Rugby Extra Time 12:00 The Whole Truth: Liars - A philandering dentist is murdered and his wife is accused of the crime. But it’s hardly a simple case. Elsewhere, Kathryn and Jimmy get caught up in lies with her mother and his ex. 1:00 Entertainment Tonight 1:30 Danoz Direct 2:30 Newstyle Direct 3:00 Good Morning America 4:30 National Early Morning News / 5:00 Today
5:30 Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show 11:00 Seven Morning News 11:30 Movie: “The Good Times Are Killing Me” (M v) 1:30 Dr Oz 2:30 Border Patrol 3:00 Toybox 3:30 Lab Rats 4:00 Seven News At 4.30 5:00 Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Today Tonight 5:30 Home And Away - Liam decides to stick by Hayley, Harvey reaches out to Lottie before his court case and Colleen tries to decide how to spend her winnings. 7:00 TBA 8:15 Revenge 9:15 TBA 10:00 How I Met Your Mother 10:30 Happy Endings 11:00 30 Rock 11:30 Picture This 12:00 Sons And Daughters 12:30 Infomercials 2:30 Home Shopping 3:00 Room For Improvement 3:30 NBC Today 4:30 Sunrise Extra 5:00 Seven Early News
4:15 Coppa Italia Final: Juventus v Napoli 6:35 World News 1:00 Movie: Heart of Fire (M a,v 2008) In Tigrinya and Italian 2:35 Gone Fishing 2:50 Jazzed 3:00 Letters And Numbers 3:30 Al Jazeera News 4:00 The Journal 4:30 FIFA Futbol Mundial 5:00 The Crew 5:30 Living Black 6:00 Letters And Numbers 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Mythbusters: Toilet Bomb 8:30 Bite Me With Dr. Mike Leahy: Outback - Australia’s Outback is a land of extremes - soaring temperatures, vast landscapes and some of the most deadly creatures in the world. It is also an ideal holiday destination for globe-trotting virologist Dr Mike Leahy. Never content to simply read about his specialist topic, Mike prefers to learn first-hand how the most minute of Earth’s creatures can create major headaches for unsuspecting travellers. 9:30 Shameless 10:30 World News Australia 11:00 The World Game 12:00 SOS: Deeper Than Yesterday 1:00 Living Black 1:30 About Men: The Getting Of Wisdom 2:35 Weatherwatch Overnight
TUESDAY 22
IMPARJA
5:30 Eggheads 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 Behind The News 10:25 Australia’s Heritage: National Treasures 10:30 Australia’s Prime Ministers 10:35 My Place 11:00 Big Ideas 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 Q&A 1:30 Compass 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Time Team: A Copper Bottomed Dig, Swansea 6:50 Minuscule: Ants On The Train 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 8:00 Foreign Correspondent 8:30 Agatha Christie’s Poirot: The Clocks *Final* - Poirot arrives in Dover to help Lieutenant Colin Race determine if Sheila Webb is responsible for a murder. Could there be a connection with the recent discovery of a German mole within the Navy? 10:05 Artscape: Patrick White: Will They Read Me When I’m Dead? 10:35 Lateline 11:05 The Business 11:35 Four Corners 12:15 Media Watch 12:30 Parliament Question Time: The House Of Representatives 1:35 Time Team: A Copper Bottomed Dig, Swansea - Two hundred years ago, the Welsh port of Swansea was one of the wealthiest cities in the country, if not the world due to its rich copper. 2:30 Football: VFL: Round 9 - Teams TBA
5:30 Today 8:30 Mornings 10:30 National Morning News 11:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 12:30 Danoz Direct 1:30 Days Of Our Lives 2:30 Entertainment Tonight 3:00 Magical Tales 3:30 Pyramid 4:00 National Afternoon News 5:00 Hot Seat 5:30 National News 6:00 A Current Affair 6:30 The Block 7:30 The Big Bang Theory: The Thespian Catalyst 8:00 The Big Bang Theory: The Countdown Reflection 8:30 2 Broke Girls: And The Broken Hearts 9:00 2 Broke Girls: And The Kosher Cupcakes 9:30 Two And A Half Men: Mr. Hose Says “Yes” 10:00 Kitchen Nightmares U.S.A.: Blackberry’s 11:00 Chase: Paranoia - A mother goes on the run with her young daughter after a grisly murder and the team must reassess their strategy for capturing her as doubts arise about the woman’s mental state. 12:00 Entertainment Tonight 12:30 Skippy The Bush Kangaroo 1:00 Danoz Direct 2:30 Newstyle Direct 3:00 Goodmorning America 4:30 National Early Morning News / 5:00 Today
5:30 Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show 11:00 Seven Morning News 11:30 Movie: “Patricia Cornwell: The Front” (M v) 1:30 Dr Oz 2:30 Border Patrol 3:00 Toybox 3:30 Lab Rats 4:00 Seven News At 4.30 5:00 Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Today Tonight 6:30 Home And Away: Liam is confused about what’s happening with Hayley, Casey apologises to Townsend, but it might not be enough. Meanwhile, the girls are planning a surprise farewell for Colleen. 7:00 TBA 11:00 Olivia Lee: Dirty, Sexy, Funny - All new hidden camera sketch comedy from Olivia Lee, featuring outrageous stunts and pranks from some crazy modern women. They’re dirty, sexy, and very, very funny. Tonight, Miss Single shows an estate agent where to stick his commission, Gatecrasher busts her way into a street dance-off and terrible therapist pulls more than a strip off. 11:30 Sons And Daughters 12:30 Infomercials 2:30 Home Shopping 3:30 NBC Today 4:30 Sunrise Extra / 5:00 Seven Early News
5:00 Weatherwatch & Music 5:05 World News 1:00 Movie: “ThirtyFive Something” (M l,s) - In French 3:00 Letters And Numbers 3:30 Al Jazeera News 4:00 The Journal 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: Indian School: Type Caste 6:00 Letters And Numbers 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Who Do You Think You Are?: Dervla Kirwan - Irish actress Dervla Kirwan became a household name in the hit series Ballykissangel. But she has never spoken about her great-uncle Michael Collins, a national figure who changed Irish history and fought to establish the Irish Free State. 8:30 Insight 9:30 Dateline 10:30 World News Australia 11:05 Movie: “3 Prayers, 3 Loves” (M a,s) In Indonesian And Arabic. The lives of three teenagers attending an Islamic religious school in a small Indonesian village are changed dramatically when they are arrested on suspicion of terrorist ties following September 11. 1:10 Movie: “Moolaade” (M s,v,a) - An insight into the brutal tradition of female ‘purification’ (circumcision). When a female elder shelters a group of girls from suffering female circumcision, she starts a conflict that tears her village apart. 3:20 Weatherwatch Overnight
WEDNESDAY 23
ABC 5:30 Eggheads 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 Being Italian 10:35 Behind The News 11:00 Country House Rescue 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 The Return Of Sherlock Holmes 1:30 At The Movies 2:00 Surviving The Drought 3:00 Children’s Programs 4:55 BTN Daily 5:00 Eggheads 5:30 My Family 6:00 River Cottage: Autumn 6:50 Minuscule: Sand Castle 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 8:00 7.30 Budget Reply Special 8:00 Catalyst - Pandemics - how effective is our front line of defence against deadly viruses? 8:30 Silk 9:30 Secrets Of The Superbrands: Technology - British television presenter Alex Riley goes in search of the secrets of the superbrands, and reveals the tips and the tricks that help market-leading brands sell vast quantities of sportswear, mobile phones and fast food. 10:25 Lateline 11:00 The Business 11:25 Captain Cook: Northwest Passage (PG Final) 12:20 The Clinic 1:15 Silk 2:15 At The Movies: Short Cuts 2:30 Football: WAFL: Round 9 - Swan Districts Vs Subiaco
5:30 Eggheads 6:00 ABC News Breakfast 9:30 Business Today 10:00 For The Juniors 10:15 Cyberchase 10:40 Our Animals 10:45 Behind The News Special 11:00 Big Ideas 12:00 Midday Report 12:30 National Press Club Address 1:30 Can We Help 2:00 Parliament Question Time 3:00 Children’s Programs 6:00 Country House Rescue: Albury Park Mansion, Surrey 6:50 Minuscule: ZZZ In Metro 7:00 ABC News 7:30 7.30 8:00 Wild Life At The Zoo 8:30 Randling 9:00 Laid 9:30 Agony Aunts 10:00 At The Movies 10:30 Lateline 11:05 The Business 11:30 Review With Myles Barlow 12:00 The Armstrong And Miller Show 12:30 Parliament Question Time: The House Of Representatives 1:35 The Team That Never Played - This film tells the untold story of what happened to South African soccer during its years in the international wilderness through the eyes and lives of three very different men who played for the Kaizer Chiefs. 2:30 Football: SANFL: Round 9 - Teams TBA
5:30 Today 8:30 Mornings 10:30 National Morning News 11:30 The Ellen Degeneres Show 12:30 Danoz Direct 1:30 Days Of Our lives 2:30 Entertainment Tonight 3:00 Magical Tales 3:30 Pyramid 4:00 National Afternoon News 5:00 Hot Seat 5:30 National News 6:00 A Current Affair 6:30 The Block 7:00 State Of Origin: Queensland Vs New South Wales - Game 1 - Wide World Of Sports presents game 1 of the 2012 State Of Origin series from Etihad Stadium, Melbourne. The dynamics have changed without Darren Lockyer for Queensland, can that be what New South Wales needs to draw first blood? 9:45 TBA 11:00 Weeds: Excellent Treasures - Nancy discovers something she shouldn’t when she follows the tunnel in the back of the maternity shop. 11:30 Eclipse - James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions. 12:00 20/20 1:00 Danoz Direct 2:30 Newstyle Direct 3:00 Good Morning America 4:30 National Early Morning News / 5:00 Today
5:30 Sunrise 8:30 The Morning Show 11:00 Seven Morning News 11:30 Movie: “Prairie Fever” (M v,a) 1:30 Dr Oz 2:30 Border Security 3:00 Toybox 3:30 Lab Rats 4:00 Seven News at 4.30 5:00 Deal Or No Deal 5:30 Seven News 6:00 Today Tonight 6:30 Home And Away - Colleen questions whether she wants to leave Summer Bay after all. Gina learns about Townsend’s past and uses it to convince him to drop the charges against Casey. Meanwhile, Jett pockets a lot of cash and Sasha seeks counselling. 7:00 TBA 10:30 The Amazing Race - Eleven teams of two race around the globe, travelling through five continents, 22 cities and covering 65,000 kilometres in a bid to win a $1 million dollar prize. 11:30 Eastbound & Down 12:00 Sons And Daughters 12:30 Infomercials 2:30 Home Shopping 3:00 Room For Improvement 3:30 NBC Today 4:30 Sunrise Extra 5:00 Seven Early News
5:00 Weatherwatch and Music 5:05 World News 1:00 Insight 2:00 Dateline 3:00 Letters And Numbers 3:30 Al Jazeera News 4:00 The Journal 4:30 PBS Newshour 5:30 Global Village: A Mnong Child 6:00 Letters And Numbers 6:30 World News Australia 7:30 Wildest India: India’s Lost World: This episode features India’s iconic wildlife, secret locations, epic landscapes and colourful beauty. 8:35 Extreme Frontiers: Canada - In this episode, Charley tries his hand at being a cowboy, cracking the whip at a ranch in Alberta, and demonstrates his lack of climbing experience as he attempts to reach the top of Mount Fable in the Rocky Mountains. 9:30 East to West: The River Flowing Westward 10:35 World News Australia 11:10 Movie: “Hidden Diary” (M a) In French and English. Pregnant and living in Canada, Audrey visits her parents in the small French town of her birth. Over the holiday, she comes to learn the story of the grandmother who gave up her family, left, and never returned - and in doing so compels another revelation from her own mother. 1:00 Movie: “A Wonderful Night In Split” (MA a,l,s) - In Croatian And English 2:25 Weatherwatch Overnight
12 – Arafura Times
16 - 22 May 2012