Thou shalt not play the fool for those who would use you unkindly. Thou shalt not bear false witness; Hell, even Moses got one right occasionally. Never trust the Queen of Diamonds, boy; she’ll beat you if she’s able; Henley and Frey got a lot of things right. Thou shalt not be afraid to change your mind nor to question the majority. Don’t drive your truck with your spurs on. Thou shalt not believe everything you hear; if it’s on Fox News, don’t even believe what you see Don’t read badly written books; you only have so much time. And most importantly, thou shalt not mention Waylon Jennings in the same breath with Luke Bryan.
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