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September 27, 1865 By: Anaa Malik, Ahmed Salem, Hee Won Kim, and Eissah Aminzada
Issue No. Seventeen
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3 of Todays articles
In todays issue we will talk about last nights Oscars, Local news, and new issues arising in Padua.
proof that anyone can get married?
Katherine Minola, Padua’s well known shrew, has recently, and surprisingly, been wed. Baptista Minola, her father, had concluded that Bianca shall not be married, until her sister does. At first, there seemed no hope. Who would marry this well known ruffian shrew? The man who intends to tame her, of course, Petruchio De Luca.
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Lucentio has a doppelganger?
Recently Lucentio Romano’s faithful servant Tranio Rossi was found to be acting as Lucentio. While Lucentio disguised himself as Cambio to get into Baptista Minola’s house, Tranio took his place as Lucentio. Surprisingly the two look very alike.
Lucentio De Luca and Katherine Minola’s disastrous wedding.
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Taming of the shrew oscars given out!
In yesterdays Oscar awards, Padua’s very own Taming of the Shrew received over 2 Oscars for the actor and actress role plays. The director received an award as well. The books mind blowing scenes, such as Katherine’s speech at the end won it its victory!
Tranio disguised as Lucentio
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Taming Of The Shrew
Wedding ends in disaster
Proof anyone can get married?
Katherine Minola, Padua’s well known shrew, has recently, and surprisingly, been wed. Baptista Minola, her father, had concluded that Bianca shall not be married, until her sister does. At first, there seemed no hope. Who would marry this well known ruffian shrew? The man who intends to tame her, of course, Petruchio De Luca. When they first met Katherine instantly did not take liking to Petruchio, but he insisted upon the marriage of them both. Katherine denied and declined Petruchio many a times, but Petruchio did not take notice and extemporaneously planned the wedding for Sunday afternoon, where Petruchio and Katherine would officially be husband and wife. Would the two fiery shrews survive over a day as a couple? Would they go through with the wedding? It seems they did. Wedding.
With great tarry Petruchio finally arrived in outrageous clothes and with a wanton behavior. He quickly warranted their love and took off hastily with the bride, not staying for his own wedding dinner. Grumio Marino, his servant, stated that upon their ride home Petruchio fell off his horse and fought with Grumio till poor Katherine had to come stop the fight. They got home and he once again fought with his servants for not feeding him the right food, and he scolded the tailor for not stitching the sleeves right. It seems Petruchio is more a shrew than Katherine! Tamed?
The Collector, 1234 Main Street, Any Town, State ZIP | Page 2 | he two were recently seen in Lucentio and Bianca’s wedding reception. Katherine appeared calm and very unlike herself. Many were questioning. What has Petruchio done? At the reception, three newly wedded
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an agreement, that the man who’s wife answers to their call and comes at their heeding shall get 100 crowns. Witnesses say that all three men agreed and then one at a time, they sent for their wives. The first wife did not agree on coming and stated he PAGE come to her! when Bianca was asked she said she was busy and could not come. Then when Katherine was asked she followed Petruchio’s wish and arrived at his command. Many were shocked and then Katherine stated, in a speech, that woman should obey their husbands and be the hand that lifts up their foot. People could hardly believe that a person so fierce, ferocious Oscar Awards handed out! lion could have suddenly become a calm, In yesterdays Oscar awards. Padua’s very own peaceful dove! Petruchio seems to be the Taming of the Shrew book received over 2 Oscars new tamer of shrews, he has customers for the actor and actress role plays. The director already! Hortensio Russo, after leaving the received an award as well, its mind blowing contest for Bianca, joined a new found scenes won it its victory. ‘school’ of Petruchio’s on how to tame a shrew! It seems Katherine’s wedding wasn’t a disaster after all. But now who will tame Best Shrew Male and Female Petruchio? This award went to Katherine as best shrew Anaa Malik female and Petruchio as best shrew male. Katherine was given it for her amazing performance in the capture of her dear sister Bianca and Petruchio for his performance in the fight with the tailor. Petruchio:
Taming of the Shrew Oscar Awards Given Out!
Best supporting actor male Went to Tranio for his brilliant performance as pretending to be Lucentio and staying faithful to him while creating lies to protect his master and make sure he gets married to Bianca. Tranio:
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Best actor in a Leading Role Male and Female.
Cambio and Lucentio. and Bianca won best actor in a leading role female for her breathtaking performance as a beautiful sweet girl who makes people melt at her smile: Lucentio(at left) Bianca(at right): PAGE
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Best Director: The next award went to Shakespeare as best director for his brilliant script writing.
Gaining 4 awards for the Oscars is an accomplishment but it is unsurprising that this phenomenal story would receive over 2 Oscars. This story deserved its awards for its comedy, plot and amazing characters. This is true entertainment! -Anaa Malik
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Lucentio Romano has a doppleganger? Recently, Lucentio Romano’s faithful servant Tranio Rossi was found to be acting as Lucentio. While Lucentio disguised himself as Cambio to get into Baptista Minola’s house, Tranio took his place as Lucentio. Surprisingly, the two look very alike. It was later discovered that the purpose of Lucentio dressed as Cambio going into Baptista’s house was to meet with Bianca Minola. Lucentio’s original plan was to study when he came to Padua, but then, he saw Bianca, and fell in love. Bianca was well known for her beauty so she already had many suitors. But Lucentio just had see her, so he thought of an idea. Lucentio’s idea
Lucentio(on left) as Cambio and Lucentio(on right) as Lucentio
He decided to dress up as a tutor and teach Bianca. However, this wasn’t as easy as he thought it would be. There was another tutor named Litio, who was actually Hortensio Bianchi with the same objective as Lucentio. While Lucentio taught philosopy to Bianca, Hortensio taught music. Lucentio told Bianca why he was there teaching her while reading her an exerpt from a book. Hortensio taught Bianca a new scale to let her know that he had feelings for her.While all this was happening, the ever loyal servant, Tranio met with Baptista as Lucentio. But, he is also met with a competitor; Gremio Conti, an old man who is in love with Bianca too. These two list out everything they have to Baptista in order to convince him that they are worthy of marrying Bianca. Gremio offers everything he has to Bianca, thinking that Tranio wouldn’t be able to match what he offers, but Tranio lies and offers even more than Gremio. Now the obvious suitor for Bianca is Tranio because he made it sound like he had much more than Gremio. So Baptista agrees to marry Bianca to Tranio, whom Baptista knows as Lucentio, if Tranio’s father comes. But since Vencentio Romano wasn’t at Padua at the moment, Tranio uses his ingenious brain and decides to get a merchant to act as Vincentio. Tranio later meets with The Collector, 1234 Main Street, Any Town, State ZIP | Page 5 | Hortensio too. Together, they see the real Lucentio and Bianca kissing. Tranio acts enraged and forswears Bianca and her love. Hortensio, who believed that Bianca would love him, also forswears Bianca. “I firmly
her as one unworthy all the former favors that I have fondly flattered her withal”, Hortensio says. Lucentio and Bianca marries in secret afterwards.So the clever Tranio got rid of two suitors by disguising himself as Lucentio. But his real identity PAGE was revealed when Vincentio Romano came to Padua to check on his son. Vincentio immediately recognized Tranio and demanded to know what he was doing in Lucentio’s clothes. Tranio pretended not to know Vincentio and when Lucentio and Bianca came back from their secret marridge, he ran off with with the merchant.Everyone was shocked to find out that Tranio was acting as Lucentio. But in the end, all went well, and there was no harm done.
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Royal Family Caught For Justice A shocking discovery in Italy when the royal family the Lingers have been accused of robbery. Reported last Tuesday Father Leonardo Linger and his wife Fiona Linger have been reported to have stolen almost 10 thousand Euros. The Lingers have been wealthy for centuries and have owned banks for many years. On the 21st of July it has been discovered that large sums of money mysteriously vanished from the Shakespeare bank. As reported no one has found any evidence of people in the vault were all the money is kept but day after day the money has been disappearing. This all changed when investigators saw Leonardo driving away with bags. In the bags they found more money from the bank that money was just about to be stolen. Many of the citizens who kept their life savings in these banks were surely disappointed. As one citizen described it as a breath taking incident. “I thought I was able to trust these banks but I guess I was terribly mistaken.” We have tried to talk to Leonardo or his wife but they remain blank as the citizens. As we speak now many citizens are rushing to the banks owned by Leonardo and -Eissah Aminzada withdrawing all their money they kept in the banks. We are all definitely sure that the Lingers family will be soon be bankrupt and Leonardo will be placed in prison for robbery. All of the Lingers fortune will lost their money. This is a picture of Leonardo Spearen Times, 1234 Main Street, Any Town, State ZIP | Page 6 | Lingers
Written By: Eissah Aminzada
How Can I Tame My Lady ? TameÂ aÂ Shrew How can I tame my lady is a unique article that helps any young man with his wife. As you all now there is a shrew in Padua, who is the most ruthless, Heartless women in all of Padua. This shrew is known as Katherine Padua. This shrew known as Katherine Minola lives in Padua with her beautiful sister Bianca and her wealthy father Baptista. I thought no one in all of Padua would marry such a horrid person but it seems that there is one strong, fearless man. Who is determined to steal her heart. It seems as though this man Petruchio believes he can tame her into being a mature and responsible women. Now in the present Petruchio has managed to do what we thought was the impossible. When I interviewed Pertuchio for the first time I was interested into learning his methods of taming. In so that I can do the same to my wife someday as well. He told me that the process in taming her was difficult but manageable. Petruchio told me that he had to starve her from food. He also kept her awake without sleep for five nights. He took everything away from her but treated her as though she was a queen. In the end he managed to turn her from a wicked witch into a thoughtful and kind women she has totally changed as though she is not even the Katherine I once knew quoted by Petruchio. For SPEAREN all the TIMES, men 1234 Main Street, Any Town, State ZIP | Page 7 | who had read this article. Take this article in mind for one day you might find it in use.
Bianca Minola and Lucentio Romano Marry Recently after Bianca Minola’s sister, Katherine Minola, has decided to wed, we were informed of the great news that Bianca Minola and Lucentio Romano has decided to wed. Their wedding should be in the upcoming days according to reports. There is also a fantastic and very romantic love story to their wedding. Lucentio Romano is a boy from a very rich family that has come to study in Padua. He had heard the news and fell in love with Bianca the very second he laid his eyes on her. He was in love with this great woman of supernatural beauty. Lucentio was also told that they needed suitors to teach Bianca. He then has a plan with his servant Tranio Hernandez. Since no one knew who Tranio or Lucentio actually looks like they would switch spots and roles of daily life. Tranio later was told to give Lucentio as a present. He would be disguised as Cambio, the suitor for Bianca. Tranio also would have to pretend like he wants to marry Bianca. Tranio then has a talk with Baptista Minola, Bianca’s Father, about how he should marry Bianca. Baptista agrees and accepts Lucentio as a gift suitor. Meanwhile Lucentio was now secretly wooing Bianca against another fake suitor known as Hortensio. They would each try to make Bianca fall in love with either of them. Lucentio wins the competition because Tranio had convinced Hortensio to give up and Hortensio had later decided to marry a rich widow. Luciento had once described Bianca “Tranio, I saw her coral lips move, And with her breath she did perfume the air. Sacred and sweet was all I saw in her.” Shakespeare, pg. 43. This story not only involved one disguise but two. They had later hired a man that would act as Luciento’s Father, Vincentio. They needed this man because the father has to approve of their wedding. It has worked and now all the Minolas have been wedded.
Bianca and Petruchio’s Wedding
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Sports Section Jousting Charles II vs Aurthur I
Last night was one of the most amazing and most beautiful matches of jousting. For the people who do not understand the sport, jousting is a martial contest between two knights mounted on horses. They joust using lances to try to defeat or kill his opponent. It can also consist of a series of competitions using a variety of weapons, usually in sets of three per weapon often as a part of a tournament. All contestants had to offer large sums of money as a prize. Yesterday night Sir Charles II played against Sir Arthur I in a battle full of blood and danger. It was a cruel and gruesome battle and it gave topclass entertainment. It was a very close match. Charles had an advantage because he had a faster horse but Arthur was skilled and has battled skillfully.This champion of fine grace has never been defeated. The battle was known as a death match. Meaning that they would have as many rounds until one of them would be defeated or dead. At the first Spearen Times, 1234 Main Street, Any Town, State ZIP round both Charles and Arthur had used the traditional lance. Charles’
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Arthur’s armor first but Arthur had dodged it easily and neither Charles or Arthur were defeated. In round 2 the judges had SPEAREN TIMES decided on using daggers for their weapons. Each player was given 3 daggers each, all of different sizes. Charles had picked the biggest of them all but Arthur had picked the medium sized dagger. The second the horses charged, Arthur had thrown his dagger at Charles in a blistering pace, but it seemed that he had not aimed far enough and suddenly the horse was wildly jumping, because the dagger had almost hit the horse. Charles had fallen off Letters to the editor and normally it would have been a win for Arthur but the Luciento and Bianca judges had declared it as I was reading your newspaper the cheating and it wasn’t other day when I was shocked to counted. For the last round find that Cambio is actually each contestant was given a Luciento! It is a very smart plan very large axe. The second but isn’t it considered as identity the gates opened both horses theft? I know that no harm was were sprinting at blinding involved but he could get sued. I speed. Arthur had blocked am extremely shocked that the Charles’ axe with his shield police here has taken no action in and in one swift move had what has happened. cut off Charles’ head. It was -Hannah Henry a match never to be forgotten again. Arthur is still As I was walking down the river undefeated with 14 kills and in Padua, I saw a truely horrfic 21 finishes. and grotesque sight. People were dumping their leftovers and Trash Ahmed Salem into one side of the river and on the other side, people were drinking from the same polluted water! People of Padua would you please try to keep the river clean and not spread diseases to the rest drinking it? Thank you
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QUOTE OF THE DAY A woman moved is like a fountain troubled, Muddy, illseeming, thick, bereft of beauty.
Though tamed, Kate is not defeated, she is, in the Elizabethan sense, now a mature, proper woman and wife. In this speech she scolds the other wives for not being so. We can all reflect on this quote. For this newspaper shows how people can change through out Padua and that even the most horrid person can become the exact opposite.
Valerie Di Maria
I was very disappointed when I was fined because I refused to clean up after what my horse had done on the road. I have seen
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yet I am the only one in all of Padua to be penalized for this? We have to step it up and take care, watch your step. Jaramia Volencio