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YOU KEPT ON MENTIONING THIS GUY WHO YOU ALMOST MARRIED, AND THAT GUY WHO YOU DUMPED, AND THE OTHER GUY THAT WAS A JERK WITH YOU, WHO COINCIDENTALLY, IS THE SAME ONE THAT TOOK YOU ON ALL THESE FABULOUS VACATIONS... RABIH’S LIST OF FIRST DATE FAUX PAS The ten ways you made sure that this first date would not lead to a second! 1. You ask me to pick you up from Jbeil for a dinner in Hamra (when you know I live in Achrafieh). 2. You show up with more makeup than Maya Diab on a Saturday night. 3. You check your BlackBerry between every bite. 4. You greet/kiss the bouncer as we walk into the club (am I supposed to be impressed?). 5. Your dress was wrinkled. I asked you out 4 days ago and I know you’ve spent half the time since then thinking about what to wear for this glorious occasion. Couldn’t you spend 10 minutes steaming that thing? 6. You kept on mentioning this guy who you almost married, and that guy who you dumped, and the other guy that was a jerk with you, who coincidentally, is the same one that took you on all these fabulous vacations... 7. You spoke while you were chewing. It’s true that the human mouth functions for chewing and speaking, but that doesn’t mean you should be doing both at the same time. 8. You drank like a fish. Everyone likes a tipsy girl on a first date, but don’t go overboard. More than one drink per 20 minutes is considered borderline alcoholic. 9. You didn’t laugh at my jokes. I know I’m not Nemr Abou Nassar and that some of my jokes may not be that funny. The least you can do is giggle. 10. What you wore did not show enough cleavage. Let’s face it, if you come all wrapped up, I don’t want to see you again. God gave you this blessing, show it! Don’t hide it. I must say, however, that at the end of the day, there is just one and only one reason that I may not ask you out on a second date, and at the risk of sounding too cliché, here goes: I’m just not that into you.

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