PUMPKIN PARADE TEXTS Collbaix School 6th Grade 2013-2014
TRUCK PUMPCK Hi! My name is Truck Pumpck. I’m 129 years old. I was born in London, so I’m from England.
I live in Sant Joan de Vilatorrada, at Salvador Espriu Street. I am Black and I’m bigger than Diamond Pumpck. I love Halloween and I hate “La Castanyada”.
DIAMOND PUMPCK Hi! My name is Diamond Pumpck. Iâ€™m 215 years old. I was born in Indonesia and I live in Sant Joan de Vilatorrada, at Collbaix Street.
I am smaller than my partner.
I love monsters and spirits
I hate Jesus Christ!
MULTICOLOUR PUMPKIN Hello, my name is Multicolour Pumpkin, and I’m 25 years old. I was born in a church. I’m from Barcelona.
I live in Sant Joan de Vilatorrada, at Collbaix Street. I am bigger than Scary Pumpk.
I am more beautiful than a pen. I am the least scary, but I am the most beautiful.
I like Halloween, and I love macaroni. I don’t like summer and I hate Christmas.
SCARY PUMPK My name is Scary Pumpk, and I’m 666 years old. I was born in Pumpkin Cemetery in Texas, so I’m from the U.S.A.
I live in Halloween City, at Monster Street. I’ve got a knife stuck in the head. I’ve got long and straight hair. My hair is black and white. I’ve got black eyes and a big mouth. I’ve got two scars around the eyes. I’ve got two candles and twelve spiders around me. My hair is Shorter than Multicolour Pumpkin’s hair. Multicolour
is more colourful than me. I am scarier than Multicolour Pumpkin. I am the smallest in the classroom.
TIFFANY Hello, my name is Tiffany. Iâ€™m 100 years old. I was born in a lab.
I am more beautiful than my grandpa, Harryboys.
I live at R.I.P. Street. Iâ€™ve got straight hair, a big mouth, scary eyes, a lot of blood and terrorific arms. Hehehehe!!!
HARRYBORS Hi, I’m Harrybors. I’m... I don’t remember my age. I’m less beautiful than Tiffany. I was born in the cemetery of a small village, called Titanium. I’m happier than Tiffany. I live at Blood Street. I’ve got no hair and I don’t speak.
Many years ago, I was a ninja, and I was killed fighting with a ninja fighter.
My eyes are
FRANKENPUMPKIN My name is Frankenpumpkin. I’m 123 years old and I’m a monster. I was born in the Laboratory of Frankenstein, in Transylva-nia, so I’m from Romania.
I live in the Laboratory of Frankenstein, at Monster Street. I’ve got scary teeth and two screws. My eye is bigger than the other eye and I have three scars. I like to kill and eat people and I hate to eat people’s bones. I’m a scary monster! I’m the most beautiful and the most important pumpkin.
CLOWNKIN My name is Clownkin. I’m a boy and I’m 411 years old. I was born in a scary circus in Transylvania, so I’m from Romania.
I live in Collbaix School, at Salvador Espriu Street. I’ve got a big and red nose and a big mouth. I’ve got a bigger mouth than Frankenpumpkin, and smaller eyes.
I have the smallest eyes and I have the curliest hair. I like to kill people and scare kids. I don’t like to eat fruit and play with kids.
NIGGA BOY Hello! My name is Nigga Boy. I’m 203 years old. I was born in a cemetery in Honolulu, so I’m from Hawaii.
I live in Honolulu at Hawaian Street. I’ve got two eyes, drawing pins, two horns, one mouse, a scar and some foil. I’m smaller than Dark Boy. My name is more beautiful than Dark Boy. My colour is the scariest. I like to play with spirits. I love Chupa-Chups. I don’t like people. I hate people.
DARK BOY My name is Dark Boy. I’m 36 years old. I was born in Ibiza, so I’m from Balearic Islands. I live in Ibiza, at 9 Monster Street. I’ve got one green eye, one zip mouth, afro hair and a pig nose.
I am bigger than Nigga Boy. I am the scariest. I like to scare people. I love brains and I don’t like zombies.
TUTANKAMON Hello! My name is Tutankamon and I’m 1.000 years old. I was born in River Nile, so I’m from Egypt. I live in a tomb, at Mummy Street. I’ve got white paint and black lines. I’ve got a bigger mouth than Jabpsami. My mouth is more beautiful than Jabpsami’s and my eyes are bigger than Jabpsami’s. My name is scarier than his name. I like surfing and I love cheese. I don’t like reading and I heat the rain.
JABPSAMI Hello, my name is Jabpsami, and I’m 715 years old. I was born in a cemetery in Sant Joan de Vilatorrada, so I am from Catalonia. I live in Miami, at Scerry Street. I’ve got ten eyes and a very small nose (it’s a carrot!). My hair is more colourful than Tutancamon’s. My eyes are the craziest. I like human blood. I kill 3 o 4 people every two weeks hahahahahahaha! I love one monster girl. She is funny and she has got the two scariest eyes. It’s the most beautiful girl in the cemetery. I don’t like the sun, because it’s very bright. I hate my sons: Mike, Steban and Damian. My daughter Emely is a human person. Oh! I don’t wear clothes.