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\Vinnie B.: "Do n't you wi;;h you were a hird so you co uld 0>'· Oy thru the air?" Lyle L. : "Naw. I'd rather be an el ephant and ~ 4uirt water through my nose." ¢

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Sergeant -Major noti.:cs recruit pa:<:< him in new uniform and carr yin g a bucket. S. M .: "\V h crc arc you going ?" Rook1c: "To fc t.:h >ume wate r. ; ir." S. M .: " \Vhat. in those trou:<ers?" Rookie: "1'\o. sir. in th i;; bu.:kct." Mark D. : "There i; a story in that girl's face." Mark C.: " Yc>. ,-h e made 1t up." Mr. Hdl (in algebra) : "Now \Ve find that x is eq ual to : r ro." Lou i.-e Smidit: "G ee. all that wo rk for nothin g." ;":

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Ra e: " f-low do I look?" Hig : "Sweet enou gh to ki,-;;." Rae: "Aw·go on." Eth el Girt hulfer : " ,-\rc you lenin g your hair grow out?" Edith · th c Same: " \Veil I d on't sec h ow I can stop it." ;•:

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(On a bota ny excursion) P ro f. H ukh: " In the south this tree is a SO\Ir.:e of great plea>ure to th e native>." Mild red Pate: "\Vh y? Do they make porch swin gs o f it ?" ;.':

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"N iggah. sh oot yo' dollah. and give us a linl e Ford actio n." "Buy. what you all mean by Ford action?" " S hak e. ranl e. and roll. n iggah. shake rattl e and roll." M o nte R .: "I ha\'e only one friend o n earth- my dog." \Varren R.: "\V ell . why don't you get another dog?"

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Kathryn M. : "D'you sell those pictures?" Zada A. : "No. I only paint thrm for art's sake." Kathryn : "Oh! Dues he sell 'em ?" Waldo W .: " H ave yo u heard of th e new hearse in Nebraska City?" Merril! W .: " No." W aldo W .: "Well. peopl e arc dying every day to take a ride in it." :,':

Mattie: " I wo nder if your father would conse nt to our marriage." Jua nita : "He mig ht : he's ;1wf ully ecce ntric." :::

Stewart Blades: "Say something so ft and sweet to me. Mal. " M alva: "Custard Pie." Edie: "Thin kin g abo ut me?" Glad ys: "Oh. was I lau r,:bin g?

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"Adam! Quick! Th e baby has just swallowed a safety pin!" And Adam laughed and lau gh ed. for he knew safety pins h ad not been invented yet.

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LAST DATE WITH M/\BLE N o more ;;tern. sad . tragic picture do you know Than of young C harl es pausing nca r th e show?And. looking sa dly at his d ate. all mournful ch ants. "Mabi e. I left my money in my other pants. " Pnge 1St

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1925 - The Peruvian  

1925 yearbook for Peru State College, Peru, Nebraska

1925 - The Peruvian  

1925 yearbook for Peru State College, Peru, Nebraska

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