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I J udge: T en dollars or ten days; take your choice. Bill An ville: I"ll take th e money.

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Eldie Cameron (at th e restaurant): Waiter, have you any green pea ., Waiter: Yes, sir, ha ve some? Eldie: Yaas, bring th ree. Waiter: Anyth ing else? Eldie: Well you might bring me a strawberry cut 1n thin ~ll cc s . Waiter : Is that all? Eldie: Mercy, yaas-what do you think I am- ·a perfect gourmand ?

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"\Ve certainly did raise the devil,.. sa id one fond parent to th e ot he-r w h en th e g ratl es report arrived from college. T he night watchman at the college had not icetl Prof. H oyt using the b ig t elescope. J ust then a star fell. ..Goodness gracious," sa id th e watdunan, .. that fellow sure is a crack shut.'" :';

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Prof. Beck: .. Did you stutly your lesson last nigh t ?.. A. Ritchie: "Well, I looked it <wer." Prof. Beck: "You mean yo u overlooked it?.. Aun tie: .. You must not whistle at the tabl e, Bobby." Bobby: 'T m not whistlin g at the table, auntie, l" m whistling at the dog:· TOLD ON JOHN HANSEN Joh nny went call ing with his mother one day. and Mrs. Jones, t aking him on h er lap, and looking fondly into his eyes asked, "Where did you get those big brown eyes?" "Aw," replied Joh nny, " Th ey came with my fa ce." FINI S H ig: "We'll be friends until the end."' Blank: " Lend me ten dollars." H ig: .. This is the end." THE RULING PASSION Boone D .: What's all th at noise? Orville C.: Oh , th at's just th e barber shaving h imself. Boone: But why all the noise? Orville: H e's trying to persuade himself to have a sham poo.

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Alumnus : Th is school has turned out some good men . Fresh : When did you graduate? Alumnus: ··That"s the point I am trying to bring o ut·-I didn' t. i,:

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Pabian: Wh ere does Tan ey go every morning so earl y? ] . Jones: Down to the post office to fi ll his foun tain pen . P rof. H oyt : "What is a unit of electricity?" ··A what?" Prof. Hoyt: "Correct." Page 170

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1925 - The Peruvian  

1925 yearbook for Peru State College, Peru, Nebraska

1925 - The Peruvian  

1925 yearbook for Peru State College, Peru, Nebraska

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