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Ie this thcy rant?Arc thcee thc flrcotions on evorJr self-respectin6 pop fan?Will thig issue ss11? Angyerg to thclc questlonerrnd norG oucetione to angnor in n*lt reekdiSOAPtt........o.... Fnough of thrge high epiritsrand down to the ueual slagging matchrnith looal anil nrtional lumtnerltl(Nice big rord!).First up ib this nicc issue is that man Coul.(l

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nith thc clcgant llne in rafati*EuitsrFditor of the KEI{T EVE!{M0 POST,"ilr.Barrie Hilllama(40)". ffhs sr:pportor of thr kids movementrthis steunoh, Knf'ri; {Hf,NE5 aitter-on;all-fenceerdlFrlocfully cut the most important blt oi gou5t, Thc [ora oolunrn e fer rcekl l6io,Tou read the bit The Port -frlt rras not alright to print f,urtbcr into this issue.Mr. B.Willirn't hlil a fcr faultr bcfora that itirâ‚Źnrating display of hypocrisy, but on the rhole he had prlntcd anything The Ross had submittedrwhich nas suc an'inprovincnt on tbe outendout CRAPlthat the Chatham Stenderd ctts -se out eiLry tuesday.Ilthough The Ross urote about a rid.e selccti sf grqupslconcert;rf,ansinptlSglFlD fron all corners of Kentsand Iots of other places, (Tro rcckr aâ‚Ź:orthe nrlh fortwc rl'ellhe Chefs from Brigtrton)gtvc the publicIYOU?ra chance to rcad, and see bande that d^eserve your attention.Tht relationship atuixt The is nolr over. uet your application forms in NOW kid.slt Roge and. tr.B.llillians lluch reeprng and a wailing rhen The Ripsnorters fe11 apart.An excellent pop group rhor e fine and ritty toong shoulcl have been heard much further afield. This ic a lssson to all groupsrDonrt recruit old hippiesror youtll cnd up the An excqllent new single from The FalLr'rFlery Jackrr. The scribee at thi s mag tcem to recall hearing it rather a long time agoror Here they just drunk?....... S.eekin of rhe Fna lt ( ql,rD uT.' Doll r r DO TI{AT tfltclll) are embllng round the momentrplaying various dates Hith \,r*nkoids l The C ramps " Cur source at

magierThc CramPs were shite. We ge t chance t o see them both p lu g Bshlonrst the f,lectric BaI 1. ) hi; l'rida.y r2I/ ol.$ood stuf f. Thp Pop Rivets back on go od orm t I other week at graves en d. *1;o en good form were the

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0 SreLl llape are l.ikely fo Leave you a bit disoricntatcd. on firdt erposure to their esoterid idiosyncratic brand. of music (I think thatfe yithin the sdopo of the yordg d.cfinition.) But therc is no d.enying it - they arc uond.crful.

I sa$ then at thc Unionr the dosg-holc London Unrversity gtudcnts UBG aB a rest place ,after a hard days rork????. lt ues a bit of a cock-up nhcn you consider the organizational experience theso highly intelligent people muet hsve - they did.nrt even opcn till laterand then tl.idnft hnQn hon neny people thcy might allox into the gig and a.s a consccluenccrcntrance d.oors rcr6 opcncd end closed every few minutee and meny m:'ssed out e"Il. togeth"'r. Onee insidc there ras no disco(apert from trlo minutae before theHaps a.ppeared rhen someone dug tp the first boring Policc album. )ancl thc bar was hopelesely inadcguatc to cope uith thc mul-titudee of punkr;straightsrueirdoeerekins and sundry who had travelled unbclievable d,istances for thc double bill of thi ilaps and Pink ltlilitary. thiligs looked prctty hopelees but tbcro $as a slish! changc for tbe bctter nhcn Pink ltilitarXr tooktothe ctage (we nistcdt 5thc first h8 suppOrt band b cause the etudents had kept us waitifg outside altbough ue Hcre oueing for an hour before the doora openadto enyone. ) Hilitary havc a girl singcr (Jane)rho wants to be a sta,r. She has a sillqf (great) trairstyl.e and a snecalqr equely voiee that ie strong andshe uaves her hcnds and ooints in a mpnner not unknor,rn to a certain lt{s. Btrsh. At first, f thou$ht the material of the banC and this youne lady r.roul.d earr5r her to her goal(THough the band were for the mort part anonymous). But then for -nrila. rearad ite head end songt appeared laboured and rcpeated.There were stilL a few geme (trEgomanian and. sonething nith a jepanese title) tut most of it nae dispos -ablc, asin garbage. Still thc crorrd loved hcr and. calLbd her back for a,n encore(nhich ie morc thanSwell llaps got)and yelled for a good quarter of an hour after she disapp eared.Something like fwould irnegine a Blondie eigi to be like.,hne must already be preparing her Dosters for your nall As, soon as SeeLL lrlaps appeared to set up their own stuff, (No roadies for these boye)the guitarist said:FHas anybody got a guitar lead cos Itvo lost mine please{ryoukner this was to be no ordinaty run of the mill gig.And it $asnr$ llhcy started nith their new single n3uild a llarr and iorked from there"It nas a dense mish-mash of eoundrgroaning sor:eking squeLchinS Suitar with thumping bass and thrashin$ rhythms.F' BeautifuL chaotic but structured noise..... They played. a few song:s from theirilTrin to ltlarinevilletralburn-nllidget Subma,rinesnand. gFull toon' end the rcsi tras unrâ‚Źcognleable.But rho cared?No-one that Ieaw. Ever.;rone flas alancing antl tapping tbeir feetrgrinning and smiling antt being happt as tbe llaps made completc and. utter prate of themsclveg.But noboclSr cared about tlat....o

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need no cducation yeah yeah (cos Herre alread.y double-negative )" The present crop of crap is ripe for the taking, LIAV knotlg thc groups who CoULD cLo it , but cverybocly elsc knows that hit records only happen to

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Get knocked' out bY Cenetrox at ths fam o r Shanter. Ask llick Hughes + l^ 'tl . wenLond . Tf ; ' if he I d, be int ere st ed in d oing a singl e . Tll .h Tll rh nhCIr.', -? at The Ripsnorters keep on hedginf' their betBrsaiting for t'he man $ith the book t o come and t ake them a'$! ay f rom a,}lthi s , whil e the illa'rshall s t Fend.ers rfiohn€rs, sparkle , dahl ing. I,ilipeout play authentic R+B from ch eque

are sitting orn a brutal d.emo t ape, because every R eal Husician they bring in to fill a drumming vacancy cantt get it rP.(fUe Ripsnort€rc also suuffered 8t the hands of d.rummers uho l{ave Been Around in 8onowherc circlea ). 01d hippies never d-ie, they just 1et You d,own " the apathy Hven nhen t'local bands" GALVANIZE themseLves onto vinyl, thelr"rJust simply read.apts. Gentle lonfihairs Gizno flo8eed their P.A. to help finance the telephone Like lrlaster Batesrt aLbum. Great; blrt I hacl to leave them hanging on or trorrou a copy before my mind turned to sago after 20 rninutes of trying to beSrbuy to pIuF in I FamiIY NewsPaPer'

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A1L the guy kept aaying r&B lnBut come and sca us livc first for *}re f,ull effect'r. ntir!' xar probably au exagerration, bnrt he said it againrma.n a,nd mgain and o


ft gcts uorae. l{argatets Fivals got Rough Tradc to take )00 copies of their d.cbmt einglerrFuture Rightsr, but even trlr Snall tfonder because Ta}thametow isrtall the $ay across I'ondonfr. A mug close to the band says hc sven off -ered to take it uo for then only to be met with mumbles to the effect that they would get rounil to itrtrsometime in thc new yearn. So long as itts not rainingreh chaps? The fgnerents have

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